Honey, I shrunk our dinner guests but praise Allah no-one is hurt!

Disney's latest CGI rendition of Romeo and Juliet didn't do as well at the box office as they'd hoped.

Further budget cuts under the new coalition government take a drastic turn.

"My eyes are up here. Try to control yourself, young lady."

*insert humorousarson-related joke here*

SPOILER ALERT: In M. Night. Shyamalan's The Last Airbender, Aang is actually a middle aged Chinese business man having a nervous breakdown. And Appa is his dad. And they were dead the whole time. In the year 1685. Which was really 2003.

[QUOTE="raiden509"]

Im actually kind of surprised no one has mentioned limp bizkit yet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E

Nifty_Shark

1. Don't live in Britain. 80% of our days are overcast.

2. Put on sun tan lotion.

3. Go into the sun.

4. Return home, confidently looking like a handbag.