He only addressed this issue because people like Al Sharpton were reffering to him as a "black icon" at his funeral, when in reality, the man didn't even want to be black! He had his nose chiseled down, bleached his skin, and purchased white children! Now you tell me how that's being a "black icon".

South Park fo sho.

Thank him for being the best president this country has ever seen.

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No, what picture are you talking about?

I'd rather be a gidget. Its half giant and half midget. You have a small torso and small head like a midget, but your arms and legs are that of a giant.

It's because they're... different...

I'd rather be Obeserexic. It's were you fluxuate between fat and skinny. You gorge yourself one year and starve yourself the next. Its a happy medium.

They're now printing all the textbooks in Spanish. You didn't fail Spanish 2 or anything, did you?

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