Gonna have to get myself a PS4 and Vita.

Why not get the Xbone?

What are you, fucking stupid?

Are you jelly?

I'm jelly.

I don't think the Japanese are stupid enough to waste money on your shit, Microsoft.

I mean, this ain't American we're talking about.

Xbone, here at Microsoft, we want you to hate it.

It seems like this console is for the rich, pretentious American people.

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3ujugm/

Now they've only gotta get rid of all those tv features and sports.

Played it, hated it, just play Quake Live instead.

What's sad about this situation is that despite the fact people are bashing this console to hell it's probably going to be a success and sell a shit ton because of people who just don't know any better or are just to stubborn to call foul on Microsoft's bullshit and will dance with them to the grave.

If this console does fail however, my faith in gaming will be restored.

I'm guessing this is a way of saying "Sorry we made The Cartel."