boo-yeah!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas to all of the UK, What the hells the deal with boxing day?

That was 2 christmas' ago when the simpsons had their own 5 minute christmas episode and homer was confused on whether he was santa claus or father christmas. he thought they were jesus' grandfather and gay LOL! :lol:

The previous one was High School Musical. Heres the next one.

Person 1: Come on, say it.

Person 2: You're insane!

Person 1: No, the other thing.

Person 2: Person 3 will......

Person 1: WRONG!

Since number 2 was found out (it was family guy-the griffin family history), heres number 3.

(Person 1 makes a basket)

Person 2: Don't tell me you're good at basketball too.

Person 1: Well, 1 time i made 67 shots in a league game (or something)

Person 2: No way.

Person 1: And that was the same day i invented the space shuttle and microwave popcorn!

The Previous one was from the movie "Ghostbusters". Heres the next one.

Person 1: Oh My God! Burgalers are breaking into our house.

Person 2: Person 3, whats going on. I herad a noise. Is someone downstairs?

(Person 3 hits Person 2 with a baseball bat)

Person 3: Oh, sorry, Person 2. You startled me.

Person 2: WHAT THE HELLS YOUR PROBLEM, FATASS?

[At Lunch]
Jaden: Wow, Anchovy Pizza for lunch, and it's the last one.
[Jaden slips on some food, the pizza goes flying and lands on Crowlers head.]
Crowler: PIZZA!? JADEN YUKI, YOU ARE I.......what kind of pizza is this?
[Someone offscreen tells him it's Anchovy pizza]
Crowler; ANCHOVY!? I'M ALLERGIC TO ANCHOVIES.
[looks at Jaden]
Crowler: Once i heal, your butt is so expelled.
[Crowler swells up like a balloon.]
Director: CUT! GET THAT BLIMP OFF THE SET!
Crowler: Blimp? Why i oughta....
Syrus: This is bad, Jay.
Jaden: I know. I didn't get to finish that pizza.
[Jaden cries]

Number 2

(Alexis is walking down the harbor, she sees Zane and walks to him)
Alexis: Zane, I........
(Alexis slips and falls into the water)
Alexis: Help! I can't swim!
Zane: You come to the harbour nearly every night and you can't swim?
Director: CUT! SOMEONE SAVE HER!

Number 3

Jaden: Get your game off!
Syrus: It's get your game ON!
Jaden: Whatevs! Lets throw up!
(Jaden throws up)
Director: CUT! JADEN WHAT THE HE...
(Jaden runs in, in his boxers)
Jaden: Sorry i'm late, Damian took my clothes and locked me in a cupboard. You know Damian. From episode 18 and 19. He stole Yugis deck.
(The director stares at Jadens Boxers)

Basically, you guess what movie or Tv show and episode this quote is from. I will replace the peoples names to not give it away. I will post the next one after either 3 days or someone guesses it right.

Person 1: Are you a god?

Person 2: No

Person 1: Then Die!

(Person 1 shocks Persons 2, 3, 4 and 5)

Person 3: When someone asks if you're a god, say Yes!

start guessing!

What I am basically doing is each day, i will write about an episode of one of my favourite TV shows. This is an episode of Family Guy from season 4 (season 5 in the UK). Basically, Lois believes Stewie is trying to kill her because he isn't spending enough time with Peter. Meanwhile, Chris is doing chores for Herbert to pay for a broken window. This episode basically shows Peters hilarious ways in trying to bond with Stewie, Herbert being a pedophile once again, Stewie getting captured in Disneyland and

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

5 = High School Musical - This was one of the greatest Disney movies i have seen. This is just an awesome film!

4 = The Pink Panther (2006) - Steve Martins acting as Inspector Clouseau is just a stitch in my ribs! OMG!

3 = Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl - Great plotline, awesome action and superb acting from Johnny Depp.

2 = Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest - Great sequal to the awesome might of the original POTC Movie. Can't wait for Number 3.

1 = South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut! - The greatest movie i have seen within my 14 years. Its just so freakin' funny!