Where? :o

Here! :x

The title is a lie! :x :|

So, I have been playing The Simpsons Game Wii recently...and its awesome!

The graphics :D

The Gameplay :(

The Humor :D

The Camera :|

I saw these posters in the game, like Need For Speedo (Need for Speed)and MegaMoleman X Screwed Up! (MegaManX):lol:

The others were:

Sitar Hero (Guitar Hero)

Snore (Spore)

Project Shelbyville Racing (Project Gotham Racing)

Moral Kombat (Mortal Kombat)

Zero-Life (Half-Life)

Here are some funny things about the game also.

The enemy football players can be heard chanting "4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42, HIKE!", a reference to the TV show LOST.

Sonic the Hedgehog and Mario can be seen on treadmills powering the machines.

Crash Bandicoot can be heard saying, "I can't spin anymore!My back hurts!".

At the end of the level, Prof. Frink marries a Koopa Troopa.

Banjo and Kazooie are at a secret part of this level.

Kazooie says that she and Banjo were so close to find the true meaning of Stop N Swap.

Homer's outfit is a reference to the video game character Link from The Legend of Zelda.

Marge's outfit is a reference to the video game character Zelda from The Legend of Zelda

The name Grand Theft Scratchy is a reference to the driving game Grand Theft Auto.

A statue of Santa's Little Helper dressed like Amaterasu from Okami has a Keyblade in his mouth.This is a reference to Kingdom Hearts.Also,one of the quotes said by the Comic Book Guy sumo's is a recycled line from the main villain of the first game. In the boss battle Matt Groening states "Prepare to meet the greatest animator in the world!".Homer states "Seth Mcfarland!?";possibly due to the popularity of Family Guy.

When facing God one of the game consoles is a PrayStation which is a reference to the PlayStation.

When facing God one of the game consoles is an Xodus Box which is a reference to the Xbox.

When facing God one of the game consoles is a Hii(In the PS2 version called I am)which is a reference to the Wii.

When lining up for the race,Comic Book Guy says that "With great hunger comes great responsibility." This is a reference to when Spider Man's uncle says "With great power comes great responsibility."

The game store sign 'Sequel Stop' is a reference to the store chain Game Stop

Flanders acts very violent,though he usually isn't. HE WANTED TO USE A GUN TO CONVINCE MAYOR QUIMBY!!!

Bart: I hope I get tomeet Zelda. Zelda!

Homer: Ooh this reminds me of my favorite Speed Racing guy...what's his name...Fasto!

Granpa: Where am I? And why am I so wrinkly?

Ralph: My ears are pointy!

And now, onto other stuff.

My brother 360 is dead...we need help to fix t? Does anyone know how?

My brother's DS is stuffed up. Each time he goes to Pal Park in Pokemon Diamond, it stuffs up. Even on a different DS!

My friend's cat, Midnight got killed by a snake bite. :cry:

My mum's friend's rabbit, Snowy died of old age. :cry:

My other friend's dog, Missydied. She was cute and old too. :cry:

WHY??????? :cry:

But here are some pics to cheer you up! :D

And this is one.

Okaaaayy..maybe that one made you felt worse but yeah. :P :|

Seeya!

-Tails

In Pokemon Sapphire, I migrated Treecko and the others and started the whole game agin with Torchic! :D

I named it Chicky! :D

*throws pokeball* Yes! I caught Cascoon! :D

And my last PokeBall! :D :cry:

I'll name it.....Fluffy. :P

I'm seeing Falco everywhere. :o

So, now let me exlain the title of the blog. :x

This was originally going to be a comic book series...which I am really good at. :P

I'm making a story called Life As Furniture. Its about Furniture and Appliances! :D And toys...:P

Ok...here goes nothing. *gulp*

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"W-where am I?" said the confused computer chair as he woke up."I'm not in another shop am I? I hate transfers!" The computer chair had two eyes on the back support, and a mouth on the cushion of the chair.

"Don't we all?" Said the very old wise cupboard. He was a single cupboard, with a very grey moustahce, a monocle, and a unobrow. His eyes seems to be closed all the time."Stanley's the name, stupidity is NOT my game!"

"W-what?" said the still confused computer chair.

"Haven't you realised yet? You're in a home! What's your name, young lad?"

"And old-folks home?"

"Nah, a family home."

"Oh, ok, I'm Dexter. W-wait....did you say I am in a family home?"

"Yes."

Dexter the computer chair fainted.

Two hours later, Dexter woke up.

"Is he okay?" said Mother, the single bed, with a nice pink pillow as a hat and her mattrress as her mouth. The eyes were on the matress too.

"He better be," said Stanley.

"W-what's going on?" Dexter said while he woke up..only seeing a blurry vision of his new aquaintences.

"You're awake!" Said the Doraemon plushie, which was a toy of a very popluar manga blue character in Japan.

"You mean this wasn't a dream?"

"Nah. Welcome to your new home Dexter! Come meet your new friends!"

"Cool...but no one is going to cut me open for Quarantine are they? Unless they already have...."

"Don't worry, you didn't go overseas! In fact, you stayed here in your hometown Lismore, NSW Australia!"

"Well, thats good. W-wait....what did you say about new friends?"

Then a giant purple beanbag pushed in front of Stanley. Her tag was ripped off, and she only had a mouth. But she could hear.

"MYYYYYYYY NAAAAAAMMMMEEEE! IIIIISSS-"

"Enough with the opera, please!" begged Mother. "You'll wake the young ones!"

"Oops..sorry if you can't stand my brilliance...well, my name is Mona. As you may know, I have an exceptional singing talent!"

"Nice to meet you." Said a worried Dexter, feeling not nice at all.In fact, he was scared of Mona. Probabaly due to the high risk of him being deaf.

"And I'm Mother," Said the nice bed. "People call me that because I take care of everyone here. Its a pleasure to meet you, Dexter!"

"And to you too." He seemed much more comfortable when he met Mother.

"She ma be old, rusty, uncomfortable and lost a few springs, but she is a really nice lady with a mother's heart," Exclaimed Stanley.

Mother blushed. "Oh Stanley!"

"And who might you be?" Dexter asked the little Doraemon plushie.

"I'm Doraemon! Here to help!"

"Okaaaayy.... so, where are the appliances?"

"Oh, we only make friends with the ones in here, like the stereo and the computer," exclaimed Stanley.

"Ah, yes the ones in the kitchen! They aren't really kind to us at all!" continued Doraemon.

"Why not?" asked Dexter.

"They think they own the place when the beings are gone." Said the computer in a deep voiceas he turned on, which was named Saffron. He was blue, with frangi pani stickers on the corner of the monitor. His face was on the monitor was well. Unlike the other household furniture, he had a nose."My name is Saffron. Happy to meet a new friend!"

"B-but....you're a guy?"

"Oh, I'm a male but I was bought by a female being and....well...yeah." Beings was a term, meaning humans.

"Well, thanks everyone for making me welcome!" Though Dexter never felt welcome with Mona being around.

"Its nothing! Really!" Said Doraemon happily. "Uh oh, the beings are here. Everyone in thier positions!"

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So, there it is. I hope you all like it! :D

I wonder what the "Beings" will be like!

Oh, note that this is set in 2010. I was gonna do 1998 but I wanted to put the Nintendo DS in there somewhere so...yeah. :P

Apparenlty, everyone...even males...started life as females. :|

Seeya!

-Tails

Yeah. :P

Arrg, my uniform has to be washed! :x

But its Wednesday! :cry:

They caught the murderer of Trinity, th 8 year old that got abducted and killed, as mentioned last blog (Not really much though :P)

ITS SO SAD! :cry:

R.I.P Trinity. :cry:

Yes, I live in Bundaberg, the place of the incident. :|

Its Super Windy! :o

And its nearly Autumn! :o

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/448152

Why does my SSBB disc keep coming out of my wii when its off? :x :cry:

VGCatsis so funny! Though it is a bit mature and is has swearing. Even one of the comcs mostly girls can understand!

Check out the latest BrawlInTheFamily comic! :lol:

Oh, I'm up to the forest in Pokemon Sapphire. Still with Pimples the Treecko. But I need to migrate, start the game again, then chose Torchic, migrate and play the game. Yeah, I'm gonna forget Mudkip.

You heard! :x :|

And since didn't go to the School Interhouse Competition, my team lost! :D

I support another team. :P

My brother was the House.Cpt of the team I support.

And we wacth a video of it, and someoen from the grren team was dressed up as Luigi and someoen from the red team was dressed up as Mario :lol:

FLOATING HEAD!

Its great how they thought of the name of computer junk!

The name is SPAM! :lol:

It was from the Monty Python's Flying Circus! :lol:

I should really go to the town library and borrow some books.

Ones that My school library don't have.

Like Books by The Surfing Scientist or Pokemon Manga. :|

A few nights ago, I had yet another strange dream. :o

I was in my bus, same bus driver, everything normal excpet, the seats were huge! :o

The windows were as well, with them being wide open!

The bus had wheels, yet, its hovered! :o

Only a little, :P

Do you think I should have a Fave Freinds List in My blog Header? :o

I have seen some others, and I'm on SuperfastSonic's friends list? :O

I feel....IMPORTANT!!! :D

:P

Oh, SuperfastSonic, you should really make a blog with every word starting with i! :lol:

There's a iWaffler? :o :P

And Munch, I challenge you to a blog in a different language! No, you can't have animal language, cookie language, beverage language, food language, your own language or gibberish. :twisted: :|

Oh, I like to make people laugh. :lol: :|

Hmmm...:|

*takes uniform out of washing machine*

*eats Boost chocolate bar*

BOOST!!!

The end of that ad was really funny! :lol:

Who wants to see Australian Currency? :D

Thats more than I make in a Year! :o

BANJO PATTERSON!!!! :D

I had one of these once...

I spent a WiiPoints Card with this! :D (I got change :P)

GREEN!!! :D

50c with the Australian Emblem on it. :D

The both sides of the 10c, with a Subperb Lyrebird.

My fave monotreme! A Platypus!! :D

The other monotreme...the echidna! :D

Make way for the Kangaroos! :x *shakes fist* :P

Its the Aboriginal Leader! I rarely make these a year too! :D :P Mostly. :|

This is gonna be a LOOOONG blog! :o

So Many :o's.....:o :|

This Is the Book I was Reading. I stated it Yesterday.

Yes! I can migrate now! :D

Oh, I can never make a blog anymore without mentioning Falco Lombardi From Star Fox! :D

..........He's Cool! :D :|.........................

Have you ever seen a close-up of a stickman?

I made one...but its depressing for the little guy :P

Oh, who has Pivot Stickfigure? :D

My friend made this one, where the stickman was playing the banjo, then the banjo turned into a stickman, then the he got out of the stickmans arms and punched him in the face and walked off! :lol:

Cla$$ic! :P :|

:| :| :| :|

*eats more boost bar*

I hate it when kids see something, and they think its brand new. When its not. :x

Like Alvin & The Chipmunks, some certain songs, remakes of movies, games and toys. :x

And we CAN lve without internet right? :D

*cricket chirps* :|

Well, these girls at school, started to use thier emails at ICT, using "internet terms" suh as OMFG, F2F, B4 and others.

Sre some are ok....but later when I glanced on their English work (I wasn't cheating :o :P) Guess what?

SPELLING ERRORS!

But I mean, they writtem down words like B4 instead of Before. I think they need to go to the lower ****

No offense. :|

Woah, this blog is big. :D

I'm having Macaroni & Cheese for dinner!

My parents are having sausages...-_-

Well, gotta go. BYE! :D

-Tails

Sorry, that pic is so hilarious that I had to put it up again! :lol:

Well, I saw all these Ace Attorneys games...but there was one I couldn't find. WHERE WAS PHEONIX WRIGHT??!?!? :x

Well, I keep on forgetting to say ths but...Yes I own pokemon saphire but not a working one.

So I gota working onetoday. The tunes brings me memeroies......:|

I called myself May! :lol:

IN Heartgold I'm gonna call myself Kotone! :D

Oh, I read the back of the Heartgold box...I wan that PokeWalker!

I saw StarFox Command...I read the back. I put it down. I wanted to yell "MUUUM! I WANT THIS GAAAAME!" But I didn't. :|

Its showed a picture of FALCO!...he got mentioned...and his Sky Claw was on the front and back of the box. :D

*plays pokemon sapphire*

Oh, who chould I choose?

I'm gonna choose Treecko then migrate it then start the game again. :P

I really wish that nearly everything in the game is in CAPS!

*Nickanames treecko*

Its a boy....crap :P

I was gonna call it Neschelle! All well....

I'm calling it Pimples!

How retro! :D

I saw that that Capcom...game...that everyone wanted to buy on the Wii :P

Oh, I'm reading a book. I shall type the blurb.

Newly named head of an elite multinational task force, John Clark faces the world's greatest fear: International Terrorism.And folowing each terrifying new outbreak-the ghosts from his own past.

The challenge of a new mission is just what Clark needs, but the opportunities come faster than he expected. Hostage-taking at a Swiss Bank. The kidnapping of an international trader. Carnage at a theme park in Spain.Each incident seems seperate, yet the timing disturbs Clark.

Is there a connection? Is he being tested? Or is there a bigger threat out there, from terrorists so extreme that no government is ready to admit their existence?

Can you guess what it is? I'm sure some of you know. :P

*migrates Trecko*

That Mudkip better be female! :x

Coz I'm calling Torchic Chicky! :D

:?

At the end of school I se a cla$$mate playing pokemon, and the first thing I said was, "Where's the squirtle?" And he said hes was getting it soon. :|

Then he showed me his Red Lugia. And he admitted it that he did something bad to get it. :|

Cheater. :x :P

Ross Noble was on tv in Ausrtrala last night! :o

My brother went to his shows when he was in town. :P

And, I was gonna be home alone but instead I had to go to the shops with mum because there is a abducting murder on the loose.

Well, he abducted a8 yar old girl and they found he dead.

I'm scared. :?

:cry: :P

Seeya! :D

OH, My fave dolar note is the $10 note..because its Blue! :D

(IN Aus :P)
Bye!

Bye!

NOO! I'm SUFEREING BYE SYNDRIME, JUST LIKE MUNCH! :cry:

Bye! :D :cry:

-Tails

Ok, this really started on October 3rd, 2009 but Inuyasha: The Final Act! I really hope for it to be in Australia soon, or if it already is, show quickly.

My teacher says that she saw it on YouTube and she loves it. She's been to Japan.

I want to got there for some RAMEN NOODLES! :D

Apparently, Mythbusters is an Australian Program. :|

www.halolz.com is a funny game imagewebsite. A lot of memes, liek mudkipz and Falon Pawnches. :P

Heres a few funny ones from Halolz.

http://au.gamespot.com/users/BlazikenTails64/images?tag=profile-nav%3Bimages&page=0

Those are my images from my SSBB game in the link. :|

*reseacrhes if budgies eat red apples* They Do! :o

And mangoes? :o

I'm replacing the Flint sig with this one!

BABYDOKEN!!!!!

Goodbye!

-Tails

P.S Falco is awesome! :D

I like typing. :|
The End! :D

I have uploaded some SSBB pictures onto Gs. You can find them in My Images.

I found a website where SSBB Bin.files turn into jpg.

http://xane.gamez-interactive.de/Brawl/Decrypter/

Talkin Bout Your Generation is soo funny! Tonight Red from Hey Hey Its Saturday will be on!

I shall expect to hear a lot of "Boo!'s " :P

Seaking of which, He Hey Its Saturday shall be showing new shows soon. It was officially confirmed ona 2010 WIN ad, and one ad stating that Plucka Duck was the future Vancouver Olympics Gold Medalist for Australia. :P

As you may see, I really lke Falco. :P

Oh, the avy is a spolier for those who play Star Fox games. If you want to know, go here.

Some of you were right, and some were close.

Peeps at school I have smooth ling hair but it really isn't that long.

Oh, I have to shampoo my hair twice a week. :x

Its bad for the environment! :cry:

THe Talkin Bout Your Generation ad is so cool, where they sing a song with different items from different years.

Like Commodore 64, Playing Wii, Glowsticks, Woodstock, iPod, Cory Worthington and OL School TV. :P

Oh, on YouTube, Super Smash Bros Melee Bloopers and its sequel are hilarius! :lol:

I can type quick. :|

Oh, I sick of things with E or i next to the name of the itwems.

like iPod, Ebook, iSnack 2.0 (Which is changed to Cheesybite due to the name) and such.

Rivboets is now banned. :cry:

How did this happen? :cry:
Well, seeya! I gonna continue arguing in a game with someone!

-Tails

P.S WALLY SOFT DRINK LAMINGTONS MUFFINS!

Don't get that feeling when someone/something is so annoying that you hate them so much?

Or you just hate someone for no reason?

Well, I am getting pretty sick and the Anime Team Rocket in Pokemon. THEY WERE ANNOYING IN ARCEUS & THE JEWEL IF LIFE!!! :x And thier new motto is BROING! Good thing there was an episode where they sang the Old Team Rocket Motto.

And you know Wolf O'Donnel from Star Fox? I just hate him. Sure, people use him in SSBB because he is "cool" *stares at my brother* I mean, its cool that there is a wolf in the character list, but I just hate him!

More than SA-X! Thats right Nestor, I hate SA-X. -_-

Oh, I had a wierd dream ast night! :lol:

I was in the Mother3 World. I was Lucas mourning over the death of Hinawa!

Geez, I should stop reseaerching too much on games I never play or see in real life huh?

And They may not release EarthBound on the VC because the songs on the game sound similiar to todays songs. :?

Now, to explain the title of the blog.

"I'll take the sky any day." is a quote said by Falco Lombardi, the 'cool, doing it my way' type of pilot of the Star Fox Team.

Well, he is pretty awesome. I like him more than Meta Knight, and I used to be a devoted Meta Knight fan! :o

Falco Lombardi is thecocky wingman of the group, and has appeared in two SSB games, and in all Star Fox games. He evern has his own Manga titled "Farewel, Beloved Falco" which explains his reason to leave the Star Fox team, to help Katt Monroe. It is in the middle between Star Fox 64 and Star Fox Adventures.

He somewhat resembles a falcon, and his English name comes from the name of the falcon genus. In Star Fox 64, he was only 19 years old. He's brash, and can accuratley the tide of battle.He is a professional flyer of the Arwing, and his improved Arwing, called the "Sky Claw", which is slimmer.

He MAY have had feelings towards Katt, though there are different reasons that he may not. Kat had a big crush on him however, and let him know about it.

You see? I can write (Or type :P ) paragraphs! :x Though I did have a little hep from Wikipedia...:|

Who wants to battle on Super Smash Bros Brawl? I have WiFi, and I am awesome with certain players, so don't underestimate a girl! :x :P

But the reception might be slow since I live in Australia....:|
Oh, in VGCats.....there a Star Fox...comic.....*pukes* Sorry, but its kinda disgusting yet humrous. :| *pukes*

*cleans mouth* Yeah.....:|

There's an official Fox McCloud page? Count me as a fan! :D

Yes, I can't do a blog wwithout smilies. :|

Eww..why is there stcky tape in my mouth? :?

I have never ever used the smiliey before until now: ;)

Most of my friends in High School don't even know that I play video games! :lol:

Its mostly my other friends from different schools or my friends from primary. :|

Yeah, I have been having some wierd dreasm lately. Who knows?

Maybe I'll dream I'm a part of FOXHOUND or maybe I'll get to fly Arwings or maybe I could ride on Phar Lap before he dies or mabe I might be a tap-dancing penguin or...

"Ok, thats enough Lauren."

Who said that? :o

"Its me, your brain."

DIE BARIN!!! :x *takes brain*
Cool! And without any brain damamamamamage......:|

Apparently, theres gonna be a movie of (hopefully) Metroid and a Metal Gear Solid. Cool! :D

If there was a Metroid movie, I reckon it would start off with Samus's childhood, making friends with Ponchi and the death of her parents. :D

This Is Funny.

So Is This.

And This.

"ENOUGH WITH THE LINKS!"

My Brain? :o NOOOOOO!

-Tails

Actaully don't. :P
a new blog already? :o Yep! :P

www.2pstart.com

www.brawlinthefamily.com

www.vgcats.com

Those are webcomics I read. :D

Well, It has been raining non-stop today.

And you know what that means...FLOOD! :cry:

While on my last subject for the day, ICT Everyone had to go to the hall. :?

Then we get told that we need to go home early in case of floods.

Its still raining now. -_-

Then two buses wouldn't be able to pick these kids up. Especially Moore Park.

I felt sorry for everyone that got home alte except a certain person...MY SCHOOL ENEMY! :twisted:

I laughed! He had to go home late! :lol:

So, if the water rises, I may not go to school tomorrow. :|

*plays SSBB*

Well, this is gonna be quick. :|

THUNDDEEERR!

Peppers, squash, tomatoes, corn and avacados are fruit. They have seeds. :|

Oh, has abyone heard the bad news that a student got killed at school in Brisbane?

Wel, apparently, thats my friends cousin. :(

How sad. :cry:

Oh, I once had a dream that I was Spiderman once. :|

Well, seeya!

-Tails

Its a fruit. :|

Its funny when in SSBM Adventure Mode, Mario comes out to fight then Luigi steps on his head and fights instead. :|

I'm gonna use this a lot. :|

My brother can never defeat Giga Bowser. :|

He tried 3 times in one day already. :|

He uses Cpt.Falcon. :|

Did My avy change? :|

Its supposed to be Marcus. :|

No, Not Marcus Fenix. :|

But another Marcus. :|

No, not my brother. :|

Think.......Lylat. :|

But I shouldn't be spoiling should ? :|

The Pitch one was getting boring. :|

Pitch is a bird from Kirby's Dreamland 3. :|

I own it on the VC. :|

Oh, Nestor, I challenge you to blog without any smilies! :|

:|

Robot have feelings? :|

I'm an Alaskan Wolf. :|

Believe me. :|

SOMEONE likes to annoy me with nicknames. :

There's more than one. :|

*listens to SSBB sound tests*

Haha. :|

I saw that episode on Cartoon Network once. :|

Back when I was young and thought it looked like someone familiar. :|

And last year when I finally understood it. :|

Then maybe I saw it twice instead. :|

So many :| 's. :|

Digimon is NOT a rip-off of Pokemon! :|

I don't know why I typed that. :|

I just want to type before I go to bed. :|

I was soaking wet earlier. :|

It was raining. :|

Who said it doesn't rain is Australia? :|

Of course it does! :|

Its also snows here too. :|

If you haven't checked your Atlas lately, you should. :|

Australia is right above Antarctica. :|

*listens to DK Rap* :|

Now, I may have never played some certains games in my life that I desperatley want to play. :|

So I research on them. :|

Thats how I knew about EarthBound and Mother. :|

So I understand The Flint Cartoon I found in my sig. :|

Now, these are certain game characters I may be an expert on, or just seems to be a fan of them. :|

-Falco Lombardifrom StarFox. :|

-Meta Knight, King Dedede, Pitch, Coo, Rick and Adeleinefrom Kirby. :|

-Mona and 9-Volt from WarioWare. :|

-Blaziken, Marril, Suicune, Mightyena, Arceus,Zorua, Mewtwo, Pikachuand Aramldo from Pokemon. :|

-Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong from DK Country. :|

-Sonic, Tails, Chao and Blaze from Sonic The Hedgehog. :|

-Tetra, Link, Zelda, Zant, Epona and *gulp* Navi *shudders* From The Legend Of Zelda. :|

-Samus, Ponchi, Ridley, Dark Samus, Kraid,Omega Ridley and That Baby Metroid from Metroid.. :|

- Starfy, Moe, Bunston, Shurikit and Starly from Starfy. :|

-Xui Tan Sour, Shao Ting, Ninja Fu Hiya and Candi Roll from Kung Fu Chaos. :|

I still am working on that reveiew too. :|

There are many more but I am running out of time. :|

I never knew this existed. :|

Well, seeya. :|

-Tails. :|

Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells! :P

My brother was singing along to that while smashing me in SSBM. Guess who he was? DK! Surprise Surprise...:|

Oh, my brother reckons Thats I have never played DK64! But I remeber playing it when I was a child! :x :|

Now, most of you may realise my sig, which has this in it (Which RECONPLANE seems to notice)

I got it from a website called www.creativeworlds.net

Here are some more! Feel free to use them in any way, but they ARE NOT MINE so be careful. :P

Well, thats all for now.

Goodbye for now!

-Lauren :|