Oooh, before I actually jump off to the10 thingies thing, I have expirienced these myself, and I am fully to blame if your Xbox360 rep gets a negative response, or your PS3 Network buddies all of the sudden call you an ****er cause you just went insane, just call me a ****er please. Hold on... Don't do that, just call the person a ****er back, and give evey single player you recently played with a bad rep... You got these ideas of my blog, so while you're free of using them against someone online, don't come back crying and upset cause your five little stars just went gray.
10 - Trying to be Badass.
You must know about the imature community several games have. Games where the theme will affect the players that much, that it actually transforms them into the largest bunch of jackasses you would ever run into. And if you happen to turn into one of these jackasses, please take my advice and just slam the nearest sledgehammer on your foot. Vent the screaming, but don't alert the neighbors cause who-might-now you'll end up at the MentalWard...
Examples for being "badass" is calling someone names cause you just know they won't show up with their fists up high infront of your door... Another thing is saying you're the cousin of Nicholas Cage... Neither you're badass if you happen to be Martin Lawrence. If my helpfull advice didn't help you, slapping yourself in the face or listening to Cher for an hour will do the trick.
If you do happen to have your mind eaten away by games like Saints Row, Rainbow Six or Halo, please stop yelling "Yo Pimp!", "MAN DOWN MAN DOWN!!!11" and "Sniper up tower twelve-o-clock!" and yell "I R WHITE!", "Missed the oppertunity to join the services" and "Too late, I'm sniped". Your friends list/likeabilty will shrink with the second, and your brain will soon enough fit my nickname.
9- Bashing Other Games Online
Bashing. Hate. Disgrace. These three things are the mixture for game hating. If you're playing GRAW or Rainbow Six, you must have heard about these dumb idiots saying "I'm playing Rainbow Six cause GRAW sucks!". What the hell is wrong with opinions, you'd say huh smartypants? Well, the thing is, the person will try to let all players hate the opposite game aswell. Why is the person a idiot then? Basicly cause both games are from Tom Clancy, and aren't rivals. OH BUSTEDDD!!!11shift1!
8- Driving Like You Have A Drivers Licence
I'm not even going deep into this one. Trust me, in games like Forza Motorsport 2, NASCAR 08, Need For Speed Carbon/Most Wanted you AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DRIVE 55mph jackass! Hit the pedal to the medal damnit, stop hogging the pack up like a granny in a big ass Lamborghini! If you want to hog it all up, get on your bicycle, go to your nearest intersection and jump infront of a car, you'll gain speed and cog the friggin' traffic up.
7-When White People Act As Black People, Where Are The People Saying "Shut The Effin' Hell Up"?
No no no, I'm not talking about Carlton Banks from The Fresh Price of Bel Air, with the hillarious quote "Roses are red, violets are blue, Will and Jazz are black, but Carlton,what are you?". I have had some akward expiriences with people on Saints Row, the best example for racial-confusion. Unlike people acting like the guy who's kissing with barely-dressed girls on the block somewhere in a dark Harlem street, there are people who like to scream around "Are you black!? Who's Black, get the **** off! ****ing suburb morons!", while you can easily say from their accent that they're just as white as I am. It's ofcourse hillarious as hell to listen at a white kid going off at another bunch of white kids acting like a badass black guy. Now if he was a black guy, he would understand that ghetto's aren't things to be proud off and he would know that it doesn't have to be a black-only ghetto.
There's tons of interracial ghetto's, but who on a game like that would give a damn... I need Martin Luther King overhere! I need someone to tell those ghetto-wannabee's that they're pushing it too hard!
Besides, if you wanna make it a competition offa' it about who's most black? I have a couple o' spraypaint cans in the back of my pickup truck. While you guys maintain fighting about who's the most stubborn white-as-a-paper fool, I'll laugh my goddamn ass off. :P
6- Religion, what the hell?
That's actually a pretty good one. If you can awnser how religion has a certain connection to video games, I will admire you, go on my knees and clean your shoes for less than 5 bucks. Earlier, a guy became offensive against a guy on Command and Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars, he got rushed by a guy of the opposite team and became upset of it. He said "You Jew!", I ofcourse giggled as it's a better insult than "You mother****ing son of a *****!!!!", but the other guy came back with "Watch what you're saying Athiest!". Then I had the feeling like you'd go black out in a minute cause of too much thinking.
At first, I said to myself "Athiest?", so I said "South Park Reference?". I was on the team with the dude who said You Jew to begin with... The guy said "You realise you go to hell huh ?", at that point I lost it... Religion and Hate only play a role in Israel and Palestina! Then, I just wanted to beg mercy from God and ask him to make Gaming a sin for Christians...
Don't take religion in fights, goddamnit!
5- Singing
This is something that either can be entertaining, or just plain awfull. You got those who actually can't sing but try to atleast pick a good song. And you got those who sing Rhianna's "I'm such a whore" a.k.a "Umbrella" song twenty times. Or those who have to sing "I'm So Pretty" with the Adam Sandler voice. However, once you start singing "Fat Bottomed Girls", the whole room goes rockin' up and down!
However, those fools sing like they want the first-round losers of American Idol personally saying "You suck!". Now, if you want to sing, please take my personal help, just stuff a ball of paper up your piehole! Unless the song can be appreciated by 12-16 players, shut the heck up.
4- Taking My Nickname As Example
Incase you havn't noticed in Racer Games, those red circles with a white dash in it, or the red line reading "Wrong Way!", it means you'll have to turn around buddy. Unless you're mentally retarded, you aren't supposed to turn around at the start of an race. And you're most certainly not supposed to hit the opponents head on after.
Please, take this advice... Sell your racing games for money, and use that for mental help.
3- Liking the "Team Killer!" tag.
Team Killers.
The weak. The lame. The mother****ers who have to prove that trying to beat an team of 6 players by yourself, is pretty much suicide. The great thing of it, you don't have to worry about your team. The bad thing about it is that it'll have the same result all the time - Lost.
If you have something to prove, slam a guy on his face, say to him to meet you in the park at 12PM, invite everyone you know, and get your ass kicked. That will hopefully prevent that mind of yours to spoil another game. And with spoiling the game, I also mean your reputation will not just get a bump, it'll go down like the Titanic. And therefor, I have a last statement to say to team killers - "YESH!You killed my team, I killed 63 of your reputations!"
2 - Representing.
With representing I mean gangsta wannabe's sayin' "Birmingham, Great Brittain Fools!". I'll most likely reply with "Oh sorry, I mistook it for Birmigham, Alabama, you hick-turned-wannabe-gangsta". When representing a country like the GB, or Germany or even Poland, it's just not right. I mean, the accent just slams in on it making it more of a "Giggle-A-Lot" somethin'.
Trust me dude, patriotism only works when you're weilding a Shotgun in one hand, and an American flag in the other. If you decide not to do so;
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1. Sitting
If you decide to sit around like a recently-runover-roadkill, where the hell are you playing for? These so called "Stand-byers" are the worst type of gamers out there. They don't move, nor do they reply to insults and questions. They only want easy rewards. Games with team-support types, there's usually one that sits for the reward rather than movingit's ownass.
What to do if you're about to do this, or already are? Buy somekind of barrell filled with fat, and eat every bit of it. It'll atleast makes you look like the lazy S.O.B you're being.
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