Don't tell my girlfriend.  I signed up for the upgrade for twenty bucks a year.  Now I will probably find out that I could have waited until tomorrow and my level would have went up enough to be able to write reviews.  I tend to do the stupidest things when I get impatient.

In an ill-advised move, I used my main e-mail address to sign up for something on a website.  I was promptly bombarded with about twenty junk mails a day, so I had to change to a new address.  Now, I have to start over at level one on this website.  It sucks because I cannot write any reviews until I get the level raised.  What's worse is that I don't know how I even got the level high enough on my other account. 

I feel like I just played Resident Evil for four hours and forgot to save only to die when I was lickin chip dust from my fingers.

I just moved into this neighborhood.  Please be nice and hospitable.  I will be a good friend to you.