A guy goes on a blind-date, he is of course a hardcore gamer whom spends night and day ranking up achievement points and trophies in the virtual world. His date is a rather voluptuous blonde with a shallow personality, but she makes up for it in other areas.
Their conversation goes a little like this:
Gamer: "Uh, so whats your opinion on grinding?" he naively asks.
Normal Woman: "Huh? Oh, well... Wow... To be honest I love it." She answers with a slight grin.
Gamer: "Really? I know most people find it monotonous but I rather enjoy it. I mean in some cases I can enjoy doing it for hours..." He states.
Normal Woman: "Wha- Uh, really?" She questions in bewilderment.
Gamer: "Oh yeah, I mean sometimes I get carpal tunnel and my butt starts to hurt, but I feel as if I'm doing something productive." He monologues as his mind drifts off into clean thoughts.
Woman: "Wow, thats... Amazing. I don't believe I ever met a guy whose so... Honest before. Hey uhh... You want to get a room?"She hesitantly asks.
Normal Gamer: "A room? Oh, you mean for a LAN party? Sure! I'll bring over my equipment!"
Normal Woman:"A what?Equipment? Oh dear..."
And the rest of the night continued with a multitude of miscomprehensions and phrases being caught out of context... It was glorious night.
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