PRS - look backLB - switch off/on headlights
a - hand brake
Observation mode
a - open fuse box
LS + RS - hot wire
LS up/down + RS up/down - change wires
a - open glove box
a - take item
a - ceiling light
a - radio
a - sun visor
a - honk
a - headlight on/off
LS - move seat
a - start vehicle
Throwable object in hand
a - empty/use
hold LT - aim
RT - throw
Hold LT - slow motion whilst throwing
RT - shoot bottle
Fuse Box
LS + RS - hotwire
Handling object
a - take
With object in hand
Hold a - run
b - release object
LS - move
RS - handle object (move object)
RT - throw
LT - lock on
Gas bottle/extinguisher
a - take
RT - use
RS - handle
Thats the four pages of controlls and as you can see they are mad, weird and rather awful - they do not handle well, and even im first person you have problems
What about vehicles, after all Eden made TDU - are they good?
NO! There is no grip, you crash, and to put it simply: EPIC FAIL
Gunplay, you can't go wrong there.. right?
Well.. right.. more or less, the gunplay is well gunplay, problem is you can't kill enemies without fire so it's pretty useless, and the enemies move to fast to make the gunplay worthwhile
What about puzzles?
Simplistic, boring and suitable for any mental pigmy - FAIL.
Any FPS drops?
Some, not too often but if there are big things expect your FPS to drop.
So.. is there anything good?
Yes, the game is more unfinished than bad, there are some nice roaming abilities, some bits are unarguably cool and rather good, sadly most of it isn't.
Voice acting?
Warning: Dialogue may cause suicidal tendecies
Sound in general?
There are some good bits, but a lot of it is rather bad
Easy to find your way around?
Pretty much
Hey! You havn't even finished the second part!
No - I havn't, I got my £60 back on the colectors edition ASAP, then went to a friends to played his so I got a good taste of all it had to offer.
Graphics - any modern game has gotta get a thumbs up there?
No.. the fire is done in thin lines, the people look bad, the colours look bad, it is not awful, but not good
So.. is there anything good?
Yep - I found a kantana :D
Should I buy it?
That's a question you have to ask yourself, its broken, the controlls dont always work, I've spent ages trying to move in the inventory etc. and it just didn't work and did other things, but if you can get past all of the nasty things it's a good game at the core, it's just rushed and badly done, needed another year or so (here is a good metaphore: it's dog **** with a honey comb centre).
Well I've run out of things that you guys might want to know, post a reply if there is anything else and I'll add it - and if you like it please post, then it won't fall down into the depths of the gamespot forums :-) 
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