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Flashness!

FLASH :

[spoiler] This one is redeculsly catchy :| :

Cows with guns! [/spoiler]

poem? :

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~women`s poem~

Before I lay me down to sleep..

I pray for a man who`s not a creep..

One who`s handsom,smart and strong..

One who loves to listen long...

One who thinks before he speaks...

One who calles,not wait for weeks...

I pray he`s gainfully employed...

When I spend his cash,he wont be annoyed...

Pulls out my chair and opens my door...

massege me back and begs to do more...

Oh! send me a man who`ll make love to my mind...

Knows what to asnwer to "How big is my behind?"...

I pray that this man will love me to no end...

And always be my very best friend...

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[spoiler]

~Men`s poem~

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor..

store and a golf course,This doesn`t rythem and I don`t care...

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[spoiler] for those too lazy to check the first flash (Most of you :roll: ) atleast comment on the poem :D
...ok now its over :P [/spoiler]

EDIT: never mind the flash... :roll:

Courtroom Quotations!

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity:

  • Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
  • Witness: "I only have one, you know."

  • Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
  • Witness: "By death."
  • Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"

  • Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"

The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.


  • Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
  • Witness: "July 15th."
  • Lawyer: "What year?"
  • Witness: "Every year."

  • Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?"
  • Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet."
  • Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?"
  • Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it."
  • Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?"
  • Witness: "'Winchester'!"

  • Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
  • Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."

  • Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
  • Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
  • Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
  • Witness: "Er...his face."

  • Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
  • Witness: "Yes."
  • Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
  • Witness: "I forget."
  • Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"

  • Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
  • Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
  • Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
  • Witness: "Forty-five years."

  • Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
  • Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
  • Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
  • Witness: "My name is Susan."

  • Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"
  • Witness: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."

  • Lawyer: "Did you blow your horn or anything?"
  • Witness: "After the accident?"
  • Lawyer: "Before the accident."
  • Witness: "Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it."

  • Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?"
  • Witness: "Yes."
  • Lawyer: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?"
  • Witness: "Yes, sir."
  • Lawyer: "What did she say?"
  • Witness: "'What disco am I at?'"

  • Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
  • Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
  • Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
  • Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

  • Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

  • Lawyer: "And you check your radar unit frequently?"
  • Officer: "Yes, I do."
  • Lawyer: "And was your radar unit functioning correctly at the time you had the plaintiff on radar?"
  • Officer: "Yes, it was malfunctioning correctly."

  • Lawyer: "What happened then?"
  • Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
  • Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
  • Witness: "No."

  • Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
  • Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

  • Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

  • Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"

  • Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"

  • Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"

  • Lawyer: "How long have you been a French Canadian?"

  • Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
  • Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"

  • Lawyer: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"
  • Witness: "I went to Europe, sir."
  • Lawyer: "And you took your new wife?"

  • Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
  • Witness: "That's me."
  • Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"

  • Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"

  • Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
  • Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
  • Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
  • Witness: "Yes."
  • Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"

  • Lawyer: "How many times have you committed suicide?"
  • Witness: "Four times."

  • Lawyer: "Do you have any children or anything of that kind?"

  • Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
  • Witness: "Yes."
  • Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
  • Witness: "None."
  • Lawyer: "Were there girls?"

  • Lawyer: "You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?"

  • Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
  • Witness: "Yes."
  • Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

  • Lawyer: "Have you lived in this town all your life?"
  • Witness: "Not yet."

  • Lawyer: (realizing he was on the verge of asking a stupid question) "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."

  • Lawyer: "Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Eddington at the Rose Chapel?"
  • Witness: "It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30pm."
  • Lawyer: "And Mr. Eddington was dead at the time, is that correct?"

  • Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"
  • Witness: "Borofkin."
  • Lawyer: "What's his first name?"
  • Witness: "I can't remember."
  • Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"
  • Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"

  • Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
  • Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
  • Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
  • Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
  • Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
  • Witness: "No."

  • Lawyer: "Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?"
  • Witness: "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."

  • Lawyer: "What is your marital status?"
  • Witness: "Fair."

  • Lawyer: "Are you married?"
  • Witness: "No, I'm divorced."
  • Lawyer: "And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
  • Witness: "A lot of things I didn't know about."

  • Lawyer: "And who is this person you are speaking of?"
  • Witness: "My ex-widow said it.

  • Lawyer: "How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?"
  • Witness: "Well, a gal down the road had had several of her children by Dr. Cherney and said he was really good."

  • Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
  • Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."

  • Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
  • Witness: "Yes sir."
  • Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"

  • Lawyer: "Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?"
  • Witness: "No. This is how I dress when I go to work."

  • The Court: "Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any."

  • Lawyer: "Did he pick the dog up by the ears?"
  • Witness: "No."
  • Lawyer: "What was he doing with the dog's ears?"
  • Witness: "Picking them up in the air."
  • Lawyer: "Where was the dog at this time?"
  • Witness: "Attached to the ears."

  • Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
  • Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."

  • Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?"
  • Witness: "Oral."
  • Lawyer: "How old are you?"
  • Witness: "Oral."

  • Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"
  • Witness: "She is my daughter."
  • Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"

  • Lawyer: "Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was a victim?"

  • Lawyer: "Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?"

  • Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"
  • Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."
  • Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"

  • Lawyer: "Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered you indignities?"
  • Witness: "He didn't offer me nothing. He just said I could have the furniture."

  • Lawyer: "So, after the anesthesia, when you came out of it, what did you observe with respect to your scalp?"
  • Witness: "I didn't see my scalp the whole time I was in the hospital."
  • Lawyer: "It was covered?"
  • Witness: "Yes, bandaged."
  • Lawyer: "Then, later on...what did you see?"
  • Witness: "I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg were removed and put on top of my head."

  • Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
  • Witness: "I could see his head."
  • Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
  • Witness: "Just above his shoulders."

  • Lawyer: "Do you drink when you're on duty?"
  • Witness: "I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk."

  • Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
  • Witness: "The victim lived."

  • Lawyer: "The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective witness, isn't it? You too were shot in the fracas."
  • Witness: "No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval."

  • Lawyer: "Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?"
  • Witness: "Because he was argumentary, and he couldn't pronunciate his words."

Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel =P

The following are actual stories provided by travel agents:

I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

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A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

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I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response ... click.

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A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state."

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I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." He said "But they look so close on the map..."

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Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time."

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A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that! :o

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A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

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I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them!"

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A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever."

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A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."

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A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere." The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!"

[spoiler] yup,I`m bored again :P
the 5th one was actually said by my friend :lol: I hope he was joking... :| [/spoiler]

How to tick people off (a step-by-step guide)

1-Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

2-In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

3-Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."

4-If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

5-Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

6-Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

7-Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

8-Practice making fax and modem noises.

9-Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.

10-Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

11-Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

12-Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.

13-Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

14-Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

15-Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

16-Staple pages in the middle of the page.

17-Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.

18-Honk and wave to strangers.

19-Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

20-TYPE IN CAPS.

21-type only in lowercase.

22-dont use any punctuation either

23-Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

24-Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."

25-As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

26-Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

27-Ask people what gender they are.

28-While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

29-Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

30-Sing along at the opera.

31-Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

32-Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

[spoiler] ...well I had a writer block and I was bored so...yeah :P [/spoiler]

Return of the Heartless (Chapter 7)

Sorry for taking so long to post this one,I was busy with my finals......which I might add just finshed :D w00t!!!

anyway,here ismy latest chapter.

Chapter 7- A Meaningless Reality

Riku admired his polished sword. "Are you ready to fight?" Tami asked, slashing at the air. "Yeah." He said. "We have the hardest trainer today. Paine. Have you heard of her?" Kel asked. Riku shook his head. Tami and Kel looked at each other, and laughed. "Just keep your mouth shut, and maybe you won't be noticed." The three trudged through the deep mud to the training fields. Kel kept a steady pace, being much farther ahead than Riku and Tami. "So how is Tidus? I mean, is he still... well, Tidus?" Tami asked curiously. Riku nodded. "Well, he got stuck on the Destiny Islands. He traveled from Spira and met Yuna the lady summoner of Spira, and then he went with her on her pilgrimage. They got really close and everything, and fell in love. But, turns out he was a dream of the fayth. So after their journey, Rikku and Yuna somehow made it to Destiny, and then left again on a voyage. Then she came back, and wanted Tidus to go to Spira, but he said no." Riku tried to explain simply. "Hey, I've heard of Yuna! That voyage she took, it was with Rikku, the Al Bhed legend, they went on that big journey last year with Paine! And they met Baralai, and Nooj, and My cousin, Gippal. Wow, we are really related huh?" Tami said. Riku sighed. It was the first time he had mentioned Rikku since that horrible day. Tami paused. "Oh... Rikku, she is the one you... that was killed by..." Riku nodded. "I'm really sorry Riku, I..." "Hey, are you two coming?" Kel shouted. Riku waved, signaling him to go ahead. "It seems we have both lost someone important to us. Kel has too. He really loved Mibella, she was everything to him. The majestic kingdom they came from was so different from this place, they didn't have machina, they didn't have war, it was a very peaceful place. But, like other worlds, the heartless soon made their way to it, and destroyed as much as possible. One of the leaders, you know him, Chevin (the one who killed Rikku), took Mibella, sure that she was the Queen of Heart. So he killed her, and she wasn't it. Kel made himself come to war, he made a promise that he would fight in her honor. Then Chevin went for Rikku. He also assumed she was the Queen of Heart, but was also wrong." Tami said, kicking at the dirt beneath her feet. "She died and suffered for no reason." Riku said quietly. "Well, I have never been in love before, but I felt like I almost fell for Tidus. But, I wouldn't let myself, not fully, because in my heart I knew something tragic would happen, and it did. But now I can see him again, all I ever wanted to say was goodbye, and now I can before the end." Tami said with a glimmer of hope in her voice. "If you want to Tami, I'll take your place, and you can go visit him. Go talk to Leon, he'll probably take you to the Destiny Islands." Riku said. "You'd do that... for me?" Tami asked. Riku nodded. Tami smiled, and gave him a big hug. "Thank you..." She whispered in his ear.

Merlin returned from the room, closing the door shut behind him. "He'll be fine, but he needs rest." He said. A sigh of relief swept over Donald, Max, and Goofy. "Is it okay if we go see him?" Max asked. "Yes, but one at a time, he doesn't need any extra stress right now." Merlin said, sitting down to read his book. Max opened Mickey's door, and walked in. Mickey smiled brightly. "Hey there Max!" he said cheerfully. Max sat in the chair, and scooted it towards Mickey's bed. "How are you doin Mick?" he asked. "I'll be fine... It's just a bit sore for now." He said. Max sighed. "This journey is going to be hard... I don't know if I can take it...." Max admitted. "Don't worry Max, we have to stop Ansem. Would you rather rot away at the castle? This is what you have always wanted to do, ever since you were a boy." Mickey reminded him. "But those were just play adventures, like that one time me and Petey put old banana peels in Uncle Pete's underwear drawer, because we pretended he was the big giant, and fruits were his weakness. But this isn't pretend anymore Mick. This is forreal." Max said. "It'll be alright Max. After everything is said and done, we'll be able to go back home, where we belong." Mickey said. His voice began to sound faint. His eyelids drooped, barely showing the whites of his eyes. "Mickey?" Max asked. Mickey tilted his head, falling silent. "Mick?" Max asked, shaking Mickey. Mickey remained silent. Max began to panic. "MERLIN!" he shouted.

Kairi stumbled across the muddy training fields. In the distance, she could hear the commanders shouting orders. She approached a tent, and looked at the code. "G double zero? It looks like it says..." "Goo." A voice said. Kairi turned around to see a tall girl with short grey brown hair. Her red eyes lingered on Kairi's. "Hi, I'm Paine. You here for sign up?" she asked simply. Kairi smiled. "You're really, Paine?" she asked cheerfully. Paine smirked. "Did you not hear me tootsie?" she asked. Kairi ran to her, and wrapped her arms around her. "I knew I'd find you!" she said. "Whoa whoa there, what's the deal?" Paine asked, pushing Kairi away. "It's me Paine." She said. Paine stared at her. She looked deep into Kairi's eyes, staring into her innocent soul. "Get outta here. Twerp?" she asked, still staring at Kairi. "Huh?" Kairi asked, confused. "Twerp. Kairi, my little sister!" Paine said, hugging Kairi. "You used to call me twerp?" Kairi asked. "Of course. But, you were probably too young to remember. When I went to visit dad, he said you and mom were sightseeing at the cliff over the ocean, and a gust of wind knocked you guys off, killing you." Paine said. "No, that's not it at all. But... mom is dead." Kairi said. "I thought all of my family was dead. I thought I had nobody to turn to. And here you come, brightening my day." Paine said. Kairi giggled. "I didn't even know who I was. But I started to remember things, bit by bit, my memory began to clear. And here I am, back where I belong." She said. "No, you belong home." Kairi recognizeda voice that came from the back"I didn't want you in danger Kairi." He said. Kairi closed her eyes. It had been so long since she had heard his voice. She slowly turned around. There he was. Her angel, coming to rescue her as always. Her knight in shining armor. In the midst of the war, the cloudy skies, and the loud battle roars, he stood there in his own light, as beautiful as ever. She didn't see him as a warrior now, but as a helping hand, just like he always was. His silver hair was perfectly still, motionless. His eyes seemed to linger on her soft pale face, saying one thousand words without speaking. "Riku..." she said softly. Her voice was so gentle that it startled him. Then his serious face turned to a sad smile, as he opened his arms towards her. Kairi giggled delicately, running to hug him. He wrapped his arms around her, and clenched her tightly. "I missed you." She admitted. Riku couldn't respond. He was so happy to see her that nothing else in the world mattered at that point. Kairi began to sob quietly, not from ache, but from happiness. Riku kissed her forehead. "I couldn't stay home Riku, I figured out that I have my own destiny now. I am a princess of heart, I have duties to fulfill. I met my sister, Paine, and I've encountered many other things. All of them were definitely worthwhile." Kairi said, speaking hastily. Riku looked at her and smiled. He stroked her cheek. "Let yourself be great Kairi. Don't let anyone keep you down. And after everything is over, know that you can come back here, and we can go home together." He said. Kairi hesitated. "Riku, tell me something." She said. Riku looked at her, and nodded. "Sora isn't coming home is he? He is dead now, isn't he..." She said, beginning to cry again. Riku hugged her again. "He is better off. Darkness is a hard thing to deal with, and with Ansem controlling him, he may not have made it out. He would have been completely gone, not even able to go to heaven." Riku said. Kairi fell silent. "You promised me you'd come back Sora..." She whispered,looking at the stars in the sky...

Return of the Heartless (Chapter 6)

Ok so I didn`t wait 2 weeks to post this,sue me :P (don`t though,that wouldn`t be....nice :| )

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Chapter 6- Learning to Fight Alone

Kairi managed to get to Crystasia. "It's so amazing." She said aloud, watching the flowing waterfalls pierce the rivers below. The sun made her long hair shimmer brightly. The ancient flatrocks beneath her feet were warm. She had already shoved her shoes into her backpack so she could enjoy the warmth, and the occasional puddle with crystal clear water flowing over it, skimming the top of the rock so it could continue its path on the other side of the river. She came to the open castle, which majestically covered the side of the mountain. A woman was sitting on the steps, watching a butterfly rest in her hand. Kairi approached her. "Excuse me, do you know where I might find Keiah?" she asked. The woman stood. "I've heard of her." she replied, letting the golden butterfly flutter away. Kairi sighed. "I've traveled a long way to see her. You see, I read about her in a book that my friend gave me. And well, I was hoping she could give me some advice." Kairi said. "You mean, you were hoping that I could give you some advice?" she asked. "You're.... you're... Keiah?" Kairi asked shockly. Keiah nodded. "Come with me, we will go to my lookout platform. Kairi followed her to a ledge that seemed to literally hang off the side of the cliff. The furniture was elegant. It was crackled gold, with white cushions. The border on the ledge seemed to be deteriorating, pieces of stone falling to the village below. On a small big war between the worlds and darkness. The war against Ansem and Sora. Don't you know?" she asked. Kairi fell onto the chair behind her. "What do you mean? War against... Sora?" she asked. "Yes, Sora. He is Ansem's new right hand man, ever since the whole Maleficent mess up. Ansem is trying to open all of the doors. You see, those in the dark world have traveled from here to there. Let me explain. In the very beginning, Lord Katro established the table with a glass top sat a pitcher of crystal clear water, which Keiah was pouring into tall slender glasses. "This is probably the only place left in the universe that is completely at peace. Such a shame to see all of our effort destroyed." Keiah said, overlooking the calm, quiet valley. Kairi looked at her sadly. "Why would anything ruin this?" she asked, taking in a deep breath of fresh air. "The war. The e doors. Heartless have been around for thousands of years believe it or not. He made the Normal Door, for all of us to live in harmony. He made the Door to the Light for the nobles, and the deceased Kings and Queens. He made the Door to the Darkness for the dark creatures to dwell. And then, he made Paradise. Paradise was the virgin world, untouched by the dirty hands of men. It is pure heaven. But the thing is, if anyone opens it, the pureness will bleed into our other worlds. Paradise has never been opened. If it is ever opened, then it will cause chaos, and famine. Death with no mercy. Long ago, Rikue and I opened the door to the light, letting heaven blend with earth, so that the lower class people could go to heaven if they were pure and did one good deed. But then, someone opened the door to the darkness, and people started to get curious. That world is now a replica of our normal world. People have been living there for ages, the worlds have never been completely separate. People thought they had changed things, but it has been the same ever since the doors were opened. So now that two of the doors are opened, Heaven is trying to stop Ansem from opening the door to the light again, so that when people die from the war, they won't overflow the heavens. When Sora locked his friend Riku behind that door, he didn't know that it was really the door to the darkness. Rikue and I sealed the door after we closed it. But, when we returned, the master of dark arts, Chevin, killed him." Keiah explained. "So, our world and the dark world are blended? And, Sora is a... prince of darkness now?" Kairi asked. "Precisely." A small tear ran down Kairi's cheek. "I haven't realized until now that I miss them. I miss Sora, I miss Riku, I need to find them!" Kairi shouted. She tried to run, but Keiah grabbed her arm. "You can't Kairi. Sora won't remember you, he will have you killed. Riku is in battle. You can't run into their arms just like you always did. You have to be strong, like I was for my Rikue!" Keiah said. Kairi collapsed. "I know... I just love them so much..." she sobbed.

Sora kicked back on his jacket which was laid out beneath him. He was listening to the sounds of the crickets and the frogs around him. "There's something I'm forgetting....But what?" he asked himself. He sat up. He closed his eyes slowly, and concentrated on his heart...he kept remembring:
"My good luck charm!"
"C'mon Sora, I thought you were stronger than that..."
"Kat really loves you, and so does everyone else."
"Cheer up Al, urhm... I mean, Sora!"
"There's something about this musty place."
"Come on Sora, you know you wanna try it..."
"No matter what happens, I know I can always come back here..."
"Take care of her....Sora"

Sora opened his eyes and jumped back. He felt his heart cringe. Words rang in his ears. "No boy, you belong to us now. Darkness is your destiny." Sora covered his ears. "No, no!" he shouted. "Face it! This is your life, and you can never escape..." the voice hissed. "Stop, stop!" Sora threw himself to the ground. "Sora, stop embarrassing yourself!" Ansem approached him. "Stop being foolish boy." He demanded, pulling Sora to his feet. Sora backed away. "I, I can't do this anymore. I want out!" he said. Ansem simply laughed. "That will never happen. You cannot escape this, unless I say so." He said. Sora shook his head. "Why would you want me to kill your own daughter! Are you insane!" Sora yelled. "I don't have a daughter. You are the one who is going crazy boy!" Ansem bellowed back. Sora shook his head. "You are so lost in this thing that you have even forgotten your family. You had a wife, friends, and two daughters! Luka told me, he said you used to be a kind person, and that it disgusted him. You killed your wife, and used Kairi as an experiment. I will never forgive you for that!" Sora said. Ansem rolled his eyes. "Well, after you are done talking nonsense, you will come with me to plan your raid on Spira." Ansem said. "No, I won't. You will kill me before that happens." Sora said. "Suit yourself.....Guards! Take this rat to the dungeon." Ansem demanded. Sora started to run, but the guards caught him, and dragged him in the mud to the castle.

Reina listened to the muffled voices coming from her parents and her teacher in the office. She leaned her ear closer to the door, trying to make out the words. Then she thought of an idea. She took a stethoscope out from her backpack that she had used for the Respiratory System study paper in science. She put the smooth circle to the surface of the door.

"I just didn't think it would happen this soon. We have to send her away." Reina's mom said, shaking her head. "Well, now that her powers are starting to develop, she has to be sent off. She has to be sent to the most isolated of worlds." Ms. Seiiju said. "The Destiny Islands." Reina's dad said quietly. "She will be taken care of, I promise." Ms. Seiiju said. The bell rang loudly, and Reina quickly grabbed her bag. She ran to find Aura who was walking down the front steps of the building. "Aura!" she shouted. He turned around and smiled. That was Aura. Always smiling, and always there for whatever Reina needed. Riko was next to him, and also smiled. Riko was always caring, and always trying to prove his strength over Aura. Reina ran into Aura's arms and hugged him. "They're trying to take me away!" she cried, looking up at his bruised eye. "I'm sorry about that." She said. "Take you? Where??" he asked, ignoring the fact that she apologized for his injury. "My powers or something are developing. I don't know, but they are trying to send me to the Destiny Islands!" she said. Reina's parents walked out of the building. Reina looked back, and started to cry more, gripping Aura tightly. Aura pushed Reina behind him. "Move aside Aura." Reina's mom demanded. "No! you arenot taking her." he said. Reina's dad grabbed Aura's arm. Aura was quickly thrown aside, hitting the ground harshly. Riko ran to protect Reina. "You heard him. You aren't taking her." Riko repeated. Reina's dad shook his head. He grabbed Riko, and held his arms back. Riko tried to struggle free, but Reina's mom had already grabbed her. Reina was kicking and screaming as her mother dragged her away. "If you know what's best for you, you will stay out of this. Better yet, forget her." her dad said in a hushed voice. He slung Riko to the side, and joined his wife. Riko tried to run after her, but she was gone. Anger built up in Riko, making his heart tense. Aura rolled on his side. "Where's Reina..." he groaned. Riko didn't answer. Suddenly, the clouds turned grey, and the air became chilly. "Riko!" Aura yelled. Riko turned back at Aura with yellow eyes, his short black hair swaying in the cold breeze. "Aura... join me.....Together we can get her back. They will help us." He said, stretching his arms to the sky. Suddenly, heartless surrounded them. Aura crawled back, trying to escape them. "Riko!" he shouted again. But Riko disappeared.....

Return of the Heartless (Chapter 5)

Chapter 5- Naiteki Ryoku: Inner Strength

"I'm not sure where to begin." Reina stood in front of her class, holding her speech firmly in her hands. "Well, I think the creatures we see roaming Twilight Town are some type of heart stealers. I know it isn't class appropriate, but I think as citizens we should take a stand and fight them. That hole in the town square is getting larger with each day. Who knows, maybe our world will be swallowed up. We must do something!" Reina said, pleading with her classmates. They just looked at each other curiously. "Reina, please take your seat." Ms. Seiiju said. Reina looked at everyone nervously. Behind her, with a shy smile, Aura tapped her shoulder. Reina didn't want to turn around. "What Aura?" she asked. "They are stupid. I'll fight with you, we'll take them all down side by side." He offered. "Aura, listen. You are my best friend, as for Riko, but I want to stand alone in this. You two are always trying to protect me." She said. "No, that's not it at all. I want to fight by your side as your partner." Aura said with a concerned voice. "I can't do that this time. Don't you remember what happened to Ketka?" she said, holding back tears. Aura sat back in his chair. "That wasn't your fault. He knew that if he traveled with you, he had a chance of dying." Aura said. "But you weren't there Aura, you don't understand. You didn't see that look he gave me before they took him. You didn't hide away from everything, not doing anything to save him." She said, clenching her fists. Aura rested a hand on her shoulder. Reina jerked around and punched Aura in the jaw. He flew out of his seat, his books toppling on him. He was out cold. Reina hesitated. "Aura!" she yelled, rushing to his side. "Reina! Come with me, we are calling your parents! Liyn, fetch the nurse for Aura." Ms. Seiiju yelled. Reina put her hands on Aura's flushed cheek. A normal punch couldn't have done that. Some power had overwhelmed her. "Oh Aura I'm so..." Ms Seiiju grabbed Reina's arm, and jerked her out the door.

Riku was silent as he made his way to the battle grounds. He would sign up for war, and defeat darkness, justifying the death of Rikku. The small sign-in tent was barely standing, holding its own against the wind. Behind the desk was a small man with an orange cap on. "Signing up cap'n?" he asked. Riku paused. His memory flooded back to when he was a kid. Cap'n. That was his name. Sora, Sora was Tike. "Sir, are you going to sign up?" Riku looked at him quickly. "Um... yeah. Yeah." He said as he grabbed the ink and quill. "Okay then sir. You are in the G-0-0 quarters, between the F-60 and G-0-1 cabins." The man said, handing him his bag and gun. "You can visit the weaponry for more choices of weapons." He said. Riku turned around, and bumped into a boy about his size. His hair was blonde and wispy, and his green eyes lingered on Riku's. "You are?" he asked with a smirk. "Riku." Riku said simply. "Sujio Keltan. But my friends just call me Kel." He said. "So what cabin are you in?" Riku asked. "G-0-2." He said, looking at his paper. "Well we are right next to each other. I'm in G-0-0." Riku said. "I feel bad for you! I can't believe they are actually letting people stay there. That is a one-man housing establishment. The showers are dirty, and the wall space is only about arm-span width." Kel said, laughing. Riku rolled his eyes. A girl came up behind Kel, and slapped him on the back. "Ready to get settled again roomie?" she asked. "Riku, this is Tami. She has been my bunking buddy ever since I got started as a mercenary." Kel said. "Hi Riku!" she said excitedly. Riku was surprised by her enthusiasm. "Hello Tammy." He said strangely. "No, no. It is pronounced Tah-mee. It's a typical mistake, don't sweat it." She said. Her blonde-brown hair, blue eyes and her cheerfulness reminded Riku of Tidus in a way. "You remind me of my friend back home. He had that optimistic attitude just like you." Riku said. "Really? What's his name?" Tami asked curiously. "Tidus." Riku said. "Tidus? No, it can't be..." Tami said awkwardly. "Well, he had a dad named Jecht who was a class A jerk. He lived in Zanarkand. But that was 1000 years ago. The people of Zanarkand were reserved as dreams of the fayth. So, right now he is a dream. But the Destiny Islands are a safe refuge where he can never disappear. He was swallowed by Sin, and somehow time traveled here. Long story." Riku said. "That's my Tidus... I thought he was dead. I can't believe he is still alive. I thought I lost him..." Tami said sadly. Riku looked at her. "My papa created a time travel machina. It was completely against the rules of Yevon, but he knew the battle of Bevelle and Zanarkand would bring forth a strong force of evil. After Shuyin took over Vegnagun, my papa and I ran to our lair where the machina was hidden. The guards killed Shuyin, and Lenne. You see, Shuyin was just trying to save Lenne. She was summoner, and all of the summoners were forced to the front lines. But by the time she came back, it was too late. She never even said I love you. Lenne was a dear friend of mine, and I had a gut feeling that she wasn't safe. I ran to the hideout underneath Bevelle, and saw the guards dragging Shuyin and Lenne's dead bodies away. I saw the hidden sphere lodged in the Vegnagun. I figured it had taped everything that happened, so I grabbed it. Then, over our traveling, it was lost. So now I don't know where it is. Luckily I had the chance to watch it before it vanished. I could see in Lenne's eyes that her last moments were happy. Leaving Zanarkand was the hardest decision I had ever had to make. I was leaving behind Lenne and Shuyin, my home, and possibly Tidus. I thought that everyone from Zanarkand had been destroyed. Well, that's what Paine told me. She said Zanarkand was destroyed by the machina war. So I thought Tidus was gone. He was my best friend, I grew up with him. I was the only girl on the Zanarkand Abes Blitzball team. But, it made me more competitive, and having Tidus by my side always kept me cheerful. We always joked about how we were probably brother and sister, because we were so much alike. I just, can't believe he is still alive!" Tami said, recalling the shock. "After the war, I can take you to him." Riku said. "really? finally! Something to fight for." Tami said, looking up at the grey sky. "I'm fighting for Mibella." Kel said. Riku laughed. He almost forgot Kel was there. "This dark purveyor guy slaughtered her. Turns out she wasn't who he was looking for. He was looking for a girl named Rikku. He needed an Al Bhed native or something like that. So now, I'm gonna go kill him because he killed my Mibella for no reason." Kel explained. Riku almost fainted. He was somehow related to these two people he had randomly bumped into. "Rikku.....She was my love. My best friend too. I met her about two and a half years ago. Chevin killed her. I had to watch her die painfully, staring right into my eyes as she suffered. I left her body at the fortress, and came here. I'm going to get revenge on that man. I'm going to kill him!" Riku slamed his hand togather. "It's strange isn't it. We come from different places, yet we are all connected somehow." Tami said. Riku paused. "Maybe... it isn't as strange as we think it."

Mickey looked around. The world was different from his own. "Fellas, we have to stay strong. our journey is going to be long, and harsh." He said quietly. Donald, Goofy, and Max followed behind him quickly, ducking into alleys at every sign of movement. "So Mick, how did Jim Hawkins vanish?" Max whispered. "Nobody knows. I figure that he went to the battle grounds, or went with Peter and Alice to earth. Either way, he is gone. So now, we are just going to have to find Ansem by ourselves." Heartless surrounded the group, silently creeping up behind them. Goofy tapped Donald on the shoulder. "Ur... Donald?" he said. "Not now Goofy, we are on an important search!" Donald responded. "Oh, right, this is intortant! Should I tell the heartless to attack us later?" he asked. "Important! Not intortant you moron." Donald said. Mickey turned around. "Fellas, we have a battle on our hands." He said. Donald jumped three feet in the air, and hid behind Max. "The... the...... hea...tartless!" Donald stuttered. "It's heartless you moron." Max laughed. He revealed his sword, and started to slash at the heartless, striking them left and right. Mickey was busy with his own group. Five neoheartless surrounded him. He crossed his blades, and pushed off his left leg into the air. He spun around, knocking heartless down to the ground, and landed with his helmet open. Donald was finally out of his corner, and the heartless disappeared. "This is gonna be the longest journey I have ever been on....." Mickey said, falling to the ground from exhaustion. "It'll be okay Mick." Max assured him. Mickey smiled. "It's good to know that Max." he whispered. "You're hurt..." Max said, kneeling by his side. A deep gash was in Mickey's side. blood oozed from it. "Dad, Donald! Come here quick! Mickey is hurt!" he said, tearing some cloth from his shirt to cover the wound. Donald ran as quickly as possible to Mickey. He took out his wand. "Curaga!" he shouted. But the green herbs provided no comfort for Mickey. "It isn't curable fellas. I've been hurt by a heartless. You guys have to go on without me...." He said, sounding suddenly faint. Max picked him up. "No, you won't! C'mon guys, we need to get him to Merlin. Donald, drive the ship. I'll find directions, and Dad, you take care of Mick." Max said, leading the way to the gummi ship.

Return of the Heartless (Chapter 4)

Chapter 4- Solo Voyage

Kairi roamed the streets of the Magic Kingdom. She didn't give up her heart to darkness, and she didn't lose her memories. She simply vowed to the gods that she would not return to Destiny Islands. It was the hardest decision she ever had to make, but she wasn't a kid anymore. She couldn't remain sheltered from life forever. She had to make a difference, she had to show the world that she can do whatever she sets her mind to. Even if that means not spending the rest of her life carefree. She left behind all of the things she loved most. Tidus, Wakka, Selphie, all of the islanders, including her Mom. Her Mom always took good care of her, taking her in as a loving mother when she was lost. Kairi was also leaving behind Destiny itself. The great waters, the cool breeze, the warm golden sun. She was leaving behind the restless nights looking at the brightly glazed moon, wondering when Sora and Riku would come back. She left behind her bedroom with her things of the past. She left behind the Secret Place, with its scribblings and writings on the walls. The love put into all of those silly inscriptions could never be matched, but would always be remembered in her heart. And now this was her journey. As these things crossed her mind, she finally whispered, "This time, I'll fight."

Sora sat still in his chair, listening to Luka drone on about the plans. "Which prisoners does the King want?" he finally asked. "Oh, just some stupid dog, and a duck with a horrible temper to match his attitude." Luka said quickly, wanting to continue. Sora sat up instantly. "It isn't....no....no way." he said. Luka looked at him strangely. "Isn't, what?" he asked. "Their names, they wouldn't happen to be, Donald and Goofy would they?" he asked. Luka rolled his eyes. "Oh you just suck the life out of everything! Why can't I be the one to know things and then tell you! Why must you know everyone and everything in this universe?!" Luka remarked, pacing back and forth quickly. Sora smiled. "Because I'm Sora." he said. Luka looked at him dumbly. "You can't possibly believe that is the reason." he said plainly. Sora shrugged. "Hey it works for me." he replied simply. Luka rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Well, when you take the heartless to raid in on the fighters of Bevelle, I want you to also find your next companion. He has tremendous power over the heartless, and he will help you exceed to higher limits, even higher than Ansem. Your companion in darkness is the almighty Sephiroth. His soul is so dark, that he killed an innocent girl, one of pure light, one that wanted to heal the universe. But, somehow she is back now. Nobody understands why, but she is back. Oh, if I could get my hands on that Aerith, she would be massacred by Sephiroth. But he doesn't want that now... He wants Cloud and Squall. He wants your power over the darkness Sora. But don't worry, after we get what we need from him, Ansem will take care of him. Just as he will take care of that little Kairi." Luka explained. Once again, Sora recognized the name. He knew he had heard it before. But, he didn't know who she was. "Well, as long as I'm gonna be the King, I don't really care who we have to step on to get me there." And so it seems, that Sora has forgotten his shy beloved.....Kairi.

"Well fellas, it's gonna be awhile before the end comes, but until that time, we need to solve this. We need to know why Ansem is back, and we need to find Sora, before it's too late." Mickey explained. Mickey had become determined to find the answers to his questions, to find the portals to the mysterious happenings. He promised Minnie he would come back after things were settled. She and Daisy remained at the castle to wait for them, but one very important person did not stay. He persisted he join his Dad on the dangerous journey. Max was tired of being treated like a kid. He was becoming a man now, and things had drastically changed among the worlds. He sat in silence as Mickey steered the ship down towards a vortex in the darkness. Goofy looked at Max. He too realized that Max had grown up. He knew he couldn't shelter him, and protect him from life. "Maxey, I want you to know I'm very proud of you. It takes bravery to do this, and you are becoming a very extraordinary boy....uhm, gorsh, I mean, man." Goofy said, breaking the silence. Max looked up at him with tired eyes. The restless journey had been continuing on, and no evidence had been found. He spent night after night without sleep, thinking of all the things that were happening. And for the first time in a long time, he smiled. "Really dad?" he asked curiously. Goofy nodded. Donald smiled too, because he knew it was hard for Goofy to accept things the way they were. Donald gave him a small pat on the back. No words were said, but Goofy got the message. "Okay, we're about to enter Twilight Town where we are to meet up with Jim Hawkins. He's the best map navigator around these parts, and he can help us alot. And remember, look out for the cloaked unknowns. We're in disguise to look like them, but sometimes, they can see through us. Also be aware of the non-existent ones. Well, here we go!" Mickey announced. And with that, he flew the ship into the twirling vortex, and they were gone.

Kairi entered the Agrabah Palace. She had to walk through the Magic Kingdom, and go to the only remaining portal that led to Agrabah. She walked down the plush red carpet, and saw the Sultan building a tower with his miniature animal figurines. "Hello there! I was just building my towers here, may I help you?" he asked cheerfully. "I'm here to see Jasmine." she said shyly. The Sultan smiled. "She has waited a very long time for you to show up. You must be Kairi. I'm the Sultan, Jasmine's father. Pleased to meet you." he said, shaking her hand hastily. "Her room is that way." he said, pointing to the corridor in the back. "Follow Rajah, he will take you to her." Rajah approached Kairi, and purred sweetly. He led her down the marble floored corridors, his large claws clicking each time he took a step. He stopped at Jasmine's room. Kairi gently pulled back the satin draperies to reveal the room. The princesses were gathered around, discussing what seemed to be an important matter. The room smelled enchanting, with incense and chamomile floating about. Silence fell over the princesses as Kairi entered the room. "Kairi, it has been so long. We've been waiting." Belle said, coming to greet her. Kairi looked away. "I, apologize. I guess I was afraid of starting my own journey. My last journey was for Riku, and Sora. But now, they have their own destinies before them. And well, I have mine too, and something told me I should be here." she said. "Ariel has come to help, even though she isn't a true princess of heart. Alice has left us." Cinderella announced. "Alice just disappeared. Along with Peter Pan. Turns out they were brother and sister from what they call earth. It's quite strange really. They didn't want to grow up. They longed to stay in this fantasy world. But, Alice and Peter had forgotten. They forgot their world, their parents, everything. And, they decided it was time to move on, and grow up. But, I'm glad they made that decision. The end will come upon us soon, and we must prepare a plan." Jasmine explained. "The end?" Kairi asked. "Yes... it's something nobody wants to face, but we all have to." said a voice coming from the balcony. Kairi glanced to where the voice was coming from. It was so familiar... so reminding. Aerith walked in from the balcony. "Aeris??" Kairi asked in shock. Aerith just smiled sweetly, and nodded her head. Kairi ran to her, and wrapped her arms around her. "Oh Aeris, it's you! It's really you!" Kairi whispered in her ear. "Yes little princess. I've come to aid you on your journey. It will be a long one I assure you." she said. The princesses stared, not knowing what was going on. Aerith looked at them. "You see... I used to baby-sit Kairi when she lived at Hollow Bastion. We all volunteered our time to help King Ansem, even if it meant watching his daughter sometimes. I've known Kairi for quite sometime, and I have always known that she had a special gift. Her sister was plenty jealous of her, so she went off with these three guys from Spira. She got shot, but didn't die thank heavens. But she is still very rebellious. She traveled with Yuna and Rikku I think last spring. But, Kairi showed an amazing talent. She brought out the kid in everyone. Even myself.... and even Cloud." Aerith explained in her gentle, calming voice. Kairi looked at her. "Aeris, I have.... a sister?" she asked suddenly. Aerith looked at her, realizing for the first time that Kairi was too young to remember. "Yes Kairi, you do. Her name is Peinella. But, she preferred everyone call her Paine, for heaven knows why. But, she was not cut out to be an heir of a royal throne. And she knew that, so she went to find herself, start a new journey. Somewhat, like you Kairi." Aerith said. Kairi looked at the ground. "So, can I find her? Can I see her again?" Kairi asked. "Who knows, maybe on your journey you will encounter her. Supposively, she's on the war grounds. She's training the troops of Spira. Bevelle, Zanarkand, and Besaid. And, I think someone said something about Crystasia." Aerith said. "Crystasia? There is such a place?" Kairi asked curiously. "Of course there is! They had a magnificent leader, named Zihloh. But, sadly, he passed away, leaving the throne to a priestess named Keiah." Aerith explained. "Keiah! I know her! She's, still alive?" Kairi asked with amazement. "Of course. Any higher powers in Crystasia are entitled to eternal life if they wish it. Zihloh was tired of wars and famine, he knew there was nothing more he could do but pass on. Keiah luckily had chosen to stay alive to justify the death of a loved one." Aerith said. Kairi shook her head. "All of this information.... Aeris, I must travel as soon as I can. I have so many places I must see. And I have to find Paine." Kairi persisted. Aerith looked at the princesses. "Well Kairi. Your mission is to unlock the stolen hearts of the pure. Rescue the innocent. We all trust that you can help them, and do you job. You no longer have the keyblade, for you are not a keyblade mistress. So, take this, it was from a great warrior in your family. His name was Krafe." Belle said. Snow White went to the chair, and lifted a blade wrapped in silk cloth. Kairi slipped it off to reveal an amazing sword. It was long, and lightweight, but powerful at the same time. The Blade was smooth at some points, but would jag out every so often if you ran your fingers along it. The color was amazing. It was a deep shade of purple, dark and sky blue, and black infused together. It shone like a thousand stars, and glimmered like silver. "Kairi, this is a powerful weapon. But keep tight with it, it is a family heirloom." Cinderella said. "What do I call it?" Kairi asked. "Its original name is Soul Eater. Krafe called it that for some reason. But, you can call it whatever you like." Aerith said. Kairi thought for a moment. "I will call it Kariso. That's the first two initials combined together from Sora's name, Riku's name, and mine. What do you guys think?" she asked. "It's very original and unique. I think it is a fine name." Rose said. "Kairi, please be careful as you set out on your journey. When you learn lessons, and meet new people, don't forget any of it. Please remember you have people here counting on you." Aerith said. "Aeris, I promise to be careful. I'm stronger now. I've realized that I am fine as long as Sora and Riku are in my heart, and I know that they are, but I don't need to be with them physically." Kairi said assuringly. Aerith smiled. "Please come back home, and take this with you." Aerith said. She revealed a glowing heart that was hidden in her clasped hands. "It is the soul of Krafe. It will protect you from most harm. But you must still fight your battles as normal. I will miss you.....my little Kairi." she said. Kairi smiled, and hugged Aerith tightly. She let go, and finally managed to leave the room. "Should I have told her about Sora? About how he is lost in darkness?" Aerith asked. Belle shook her head. "She will eventually find out, but we don't want to dampen her spirits." Belle said. Aerith went to the balcony and watched Kairi walk into the small streets of Agrabah. "May the weak gain strength, and the noble be at peace....I trust you Kairi, and I believe in you.....even if Sora fails to."

Return of the Heartless (Chapter 3)

Chapter 3- Destinies Discrete

Thoughts raced through Kairi's mind. She had just realized she left the princesses alone. What if something terrible was going to happen? Wasn't she supposed to be there to stop it, since Sora had lost himself in darkness? Or was her vision even true about him...... She was confused. She didn't want to cry. She wanted to be strong, for Sora... for Riku. She knew something had to be done. She didn't want to sit around and wait again. She would ask Tidus to go with her. Yuna went back to Spira, and Tidus was depressed anyways. Kairi figured he would be happy to go along with her. She needed time with Tidus anyways. They drifted apart over the years, ever since Yuna came back. And since she went back to Spira, she had begun a new life, telling Tidus there was nothing at Destiny for her. Tidus told her he would stay. He would stay with Wakka, and all of his other friends. Spira offered nothing for Tidus, his father was dead, and he was only a dream. The fayth told him that it would be alright, as long as they loved each other. Yuna and Tidus still loved each other very much, together or apart, but they knew they had different destinies. Just as Kairi realized she had a completely different destiny from Sora and Riku. Just because she and Sora's destinies were intertwined, doesn't mean they were identical. Kairi had learned to be independent, and strong, and she knew her and Sora would be happy again. Time would go on, and everything would be in its place. Kairi sat in her room, and looked at everything around her. Pictures and memories of her, Sora, and Riku cluttered the shelves. She smiled remembering old times together, and that the memories would never fade, as long as she clung to them. The only way to go to the dark world though, was to give up her heart to darkness. Or drown her memories in sorrow. Those were the only two choices she had to leave the island. And suddenly, she realized Tidus would have to stay. She couldn't ask him to give up anything of his, unless he offered it to her himself. Kairi knew she had to depend on herself now, not Tidus, not Sora, not anyone. She had to finally at last depend on the only person that would be there for her, no matter what. She had to depend on Kairi. And she knew Sora wasn't there anymore. "His voice... it left me." she whispered. She fumbled the small silver ring in her hand, rolling it between her gentle fingers, and let it drop to the floor.

Sora sat in silence as Luka explained the plan to him. "Okay Sora, you lead these heartless out to Spira. That's where most of the people can be consumed. And I will take the rest elsewhere." Luka said. Sora just sat back in his chair, and rolled his eyes as Luka droned on with his plan. His small golden crown fell down over his grey-brown hair as he closed his eyes. "You know that crown will be bigger if you will listen to me! Sora, you have a great power over the heartless now, and when Ansem finally passes over, then you will be King of Heartless." Luka said. A mischievous grin crept its way onto Sora's face. He thought of the great evil he could spread to all of the worlds, and chuckled lightly with satisfaction. Luka smirked. "That's what I thought." He continued to explain, until a small figure scrambled into the room, carrying parchments with him. "Luka! Luka! These are from his majesty!" the figure said in its squeaky voice. Sora looked at Luka with a puzzled look on his face. "How are you letting that annoying little mouse man tie in with this?" Sora demanded questionably. "Oh, I suppose I will tell you. Mickey has made agreements that if we let go a few of his soldiers, then he will give us the only copy of the map to Crystasia." Luka said. Sora thought for a moment. "Crystasia....?" It sounded so oddly familiar. "The three main war fractions we have going on in this battle are Bevelle, Hollow Bastion, and Crystasia. You'd think after that old Zihloh king died, the civilization would fall with him. But they have a new leader. Her name is something like...... Keiah I think. Oh well that isn't important now." Luka said, flipping through papers to find the next article. Sora thought hard on that name. Where did he hear it from? And suddenly, his mind cleared. "The Legend of the Paopu." he said aloud. Luka looked at him strangely. "The Legend of what?" he asked. Sora began to ponder more and more. Where was he from? And what was so important that he left behind. And once again, he remembered. "Kairi..." he said accidentally. Luka glared at him evilly, crumpling his papers with his hands. "What did you say boy?" he asked. Sora shook his head. "Nothing, I said....nothing." he said, re-adjusting his crown. "Good, now let's move on. We better get this done and finished, we meet his Lordship in and hour." Luka reminded him. And with that, Sora slumped down in his chair.

Riku approached the Heartless Fortress. He knew that those evil creatures were holding Rikku hostage, and he had to save her. He came upon the looming doors that stood so tall, he could not see the small stone gargoyles placed neatly above the awning. He pushed on them, and no matter how much force he put, they would not open. As Riku pressed his hands against the smooth mahogany wood, he remembered trying to close the Door to the Light. He remembered the coldness of the white marble, his leather gloves slipping every time he applied pressure to the enormous door. And he knew now, that he was no longer behind that door. His memory was faint of what happened. He lost his body, but somehow, regained another one quite similar to it. Ansem used Riku's former body to use as a warrior for the dark side. But Riku was a creature of light. And he knew in his heart that his journey wasn't over until everything would be as it was before. And the first step towards that eternal peace, was rescuing Rikku. The door before him creaked open eerily. He looked inside the dark corridor cautiously. "I was expecting you." a voice said. Riku stepped inside, and the door quickly slammed behind him. "Finally, my brother, you have come to free us!" Riku saw a ghostly figure approach him. Riku stepped back. "Asher! What are you doing here?" he asked. Asher shrugged. "The heavens are gone brother. They are gone until The End." he said. "The.....end?" Riku asked, puzzled. Asher simply nodded. "Of course. There is an end for every journey completed. Not all are happy though, and unfortunately, this one will definitely not be happy." he explained. "What do you mean? What exactly is going on?" Riku asked. "The worlds are open. Two of the Four doors are opened. When the last two are finally open, chaos will befall us." he said. "The Four doors? What are you talking about?" Riku continued to ask. "The Door to the Darkness. The Door to the Light. The Door to the Norm. And, the door that leads to the ultimate Paradise. Paradise, a place that no man should ever reach while mortal. If that final door is open, the pureness of its aura will bleed into our other worlds, causing famine, confusion, death, and wars." Asher explained. "Who is going to open them? Ansem is dead!" Riku said. Asher shook his head. "No, no little brother... Ansem is alive and well. And as his secondhand to darkness, his partner in terror, his side kick, is the Keyblade Master." Asher said. Riku's knees began to shake, and he collapsed to the floor. "No...no Sora is stronger than that! He would never....." Riku's voice trailed off. He knew that Sora had been swallowed by that immense monster a few years ago. But could his heart have flourish into nothing? An oblivion of emptiness? Surely not.... but it was true. And deep down Riku sensed it. "I can't save him this time can I..." he whispered. Asher looked at him. "No Riku, you can no longer fight his battles for him. And Kairi, has slowly drifted apart from him. And if the ties sever, nobody can save Sora but himself. And that my brother, is a truly difficult task." Riku finally understood that Sora was almost a man now. And he also realized that he was becoming a man himself. He had to set his ways, and continue on. He learned that he couldn't keep blaming himself for what happened. He blamed himself once, and now it was time to move on. "Asher?... I need to find Rikku." Riku said at last. Asher nodded, and pointed down the empty corridor. "She's in the chambers. Hurry Riku, time is almost up for her." Riku stood quickly, and jolted down the hall. He knew he hadn't wasted time talking with his brother, but he should have come earlier, because it may be too late to save Rikku. He came across a sign with arrows pointing to the left. "Heartless Chamber Meeting- Sacrifice tonight- All Dark Lurkers must attend" "Sacrifice...." Riku whispered, as he headed left down the sandstone hallway. He reached the large chamber. A bonfire was glowing with embers floating about, and heartless were chanting, dancing around it in a circle. It appeared that their leader was standing by, mixing things in his cauldron. His brown hair dusted across his forehead, covering his hazel eyes. And Riku heard a scream. "Riku!" He looked above the fire, and in chains was Rikku, dangling helplessly. Riku tried to run to her, but an invisible force field blocked him. The leader looked at him. "Oh! Greetings mortal! Welcome to my feast. You understand heartless must eat too,don`t you? They only feed on the heart though, which leaves the rest of this ugly corpse to waste." he explained. He strode up to the invisible wall, and tapped on it. "Quite clever of me, I didn't know my magic was this good. Well, it keeps the filth out. I see it works." he smirked. "I'd shake your hand, but as you see I can't. I am Chevin, a humble purveyor of darkness and shame. And you are?" he asked. "None of your business! Let her go!" Riku demanded. "Tsk tsk... what a shame. You have to see her die here. Why did you come? It is nasty business to watch friends die. That's why I love it so much." he replied with a wicked smile. He flicked his wand at Rikku, and she screamed with pain. Every bone and joint in her body was snapping loudly. "And now for the fun part!" Chevin yelled with excitement. He switched spells quickly. Gashes appeared on Rikku's arms and legs. And at last, Chevin cast out a sharp metal disc. It sliced across Rikku's throat, and she fell silent. "Oh I love torture." Chevin smiled. "No..." Riku whispered, his bitter tears stinging his face. Chevin snapped, and the heartless disappeared. The force field vanished. "Poor mortal. Oh well, you can't catch me, I'm already gone." And with those conniving words, he faded away. Riku pounded his fists on the ground. She couldn't really be dead. He dragged himself to the fire, and saw Rikku's dainty hand stretching out from it. He gripped it softly, and pulled her out. Not an inch of her was singed. Riku swiped his hand through the fire, and felt nothing. It was merely an illusion. He looked down at Rikku, and held her head gently on his lap. He stroked her blonde hair away from her tear stained face. Cuts and bruises were clearly visible. Her lifeless eyes stared up at him. He felt them staring straight into his soul. He caressed her forehead with his thumb. "You can't be dead. You just can't be...." he whispered to her, expecting a response. She just laid on him, not a muscle of her made a motion. Riku shook his head. He gently laid her on the solid, hard ground, and ran. He didn't know where he was running to, but he was running. And he was going as fast as his legs could carry him.

Return of the Heartless (Chaper two)

Chapter 2- Fading Memories

Kairi awoke form her vision. The breeze swept across her face gently. She thought about what might happen. Was Sora really falling from her? She knew she had to find him. But, she wasn't sure who's journey it was. But, things would come together again, and she wasn't about to give up now. Kairi stood. "We made it. Okay, now we just have to look. I'm not quite sure where it is, but the Castle is near. We need the King's help." She said. Tidus sat on the grass thinking. "We should split up. In groups of two. Or, maybe just into two groups." He said. "Right. But we need to find the castle first." She said. She looked around. "When we do find the castle, we will split up. Let's see. Wakka, Rikku, and Riku. Me, Yuna, and Tidus." She said. "Kairi, I want you to be with us. Plus, we need to find our friend together." Riku said. Kairi nodded. "Okay, then I'm with you guys, and Wakka, you are with Tidus and Yuna." She said. Wakka nodded. They walked across the fields looking for the castle. "Over there!" Yuna pointed. The Castle was sitting neatly on the hilltop. "Let's go!" Rikku said. The group ran to the castle. Max and Goofy were talking at the gates. "Kairi!" Goofy shouted. She ran up to him. "Sora is missing! The heartless are loose again! We have to find the door, and re-seal it." Kairi said quickly. They all ran up to the castle. They were all sitting in the Royal living room. Kairi had explained everything to Mickey, Max, Donald, Goofy, Minnie, and Daisy. "Well, we have to look for them then. Okay, since you have groups, then so will I. Goofy, Donald, you are with me. And, Max, sorry, but you must stay here with the girls." Mickey said. "But, Dad, will you come back?" he asked. Goofy nodded. "I promise son. I won't stay away for too long." He assured him. "Tidus, I'm sure you remember this from some time ago. I want you to take it on your journey." Mickey said. He handed Tidus a sword. It was crystal blue. "It's the one Wakka gave me. Brotherhood. It's been quite sometime since I've fought." He said. Mickey nodded. "Wakka, you have your blitzball. And Yuna, you have your staff. Now, for the next group." He said, his attention shifting towards them. "Riku, you can have the warrior's sword. Uh, Other Rikku, you have your grenades. Kairi, you have this." He said. He cast his hands towards her, and the kingdom keyblade appeared in her hands. Kairi`s eyes started to tear. Tidus went to her. "What's wrong Kat?" he asked. She wiped her eye. "It's just, I remember the day me and Sora opened the door. We both had a keyblade. Our destinies were inter-twined. So, now what? I don't know where he is, or if he is safe. And, I couldn't protect him like he always did for me." She sobbed. Tidus hugged her, and said, "We will find Sora Kat." Riku turned to face the valley. He looked back. "They're coming!" he shouted. Everyone was alerted. Kairi stood strong, and said, "If they will take me to Sora, then that's all I want." She said to herself. "C'mon Kairi!" Wakka shouted. She stood stiffly. She shook her head slowly. There was no time. The darkness covered the valley. Its shadow crept up the hillsides. It took Kairi with no trouble what so ever. The rest were running. "We can't fight it!" Riku said. He held Rikku, and tried his best to protect her. It may have only been a year since they met, but they were really close. In spite of his lost feelings for Kairi, he restored them with Rikku. He wasn't quite sure if he loved her or not, but it was pretty close to it. "Riku!" she shouted. He brought her closer to him. The shadow swept over them. It eclipsed the whole valley. All was lost. Except, Riku remained. He stood. He was wearing a dark and mysterious cloak. Two keyblades appeared in his hand. A voice said "To truly be a hero, you must sense the heartless. You shall be blinded until you defeat them." It said. He looked at his blades. They were The Oathkeeper, and the Kingdom Key. He listened carefully. Heartless were everywhere. Riku wanted to be serious. No more happy go lucky. He had to really buckle down. He swung the blades around, destroying all of the heartless. But they reappeared. He sensed the tall buildings around him. He decided to quickly jump up the front of one. Even though he was still fighting the evil heartless, he couldn't help but have that little smile on his face. He stood atop the building. What was this place? Why was he here? He sensed Sora inside of him. His figure changed. "What?" He saw Sora run up the side of the building. Riku's keyblades were gone. Sora was running. He had Oblivion in his left hand, and Oathkeeper in his right. He was running, faster, and faster. He threw a keyblade to Riku. Riku somehow could feel it. He dove off of the building. He caught Oblivion in his hand. He wisped past Sora. It was so unreal. What was happening? "Sora!" Riku shouted. Sora kept going into the endless sky. Riku just kept falling, not even trying to stop himself. Right before he hit the ground, he stopped. He was floating two inches from death. He realized that something had saved him. But what. He rested gently on the ground. He stared at the night sky. What a horrible time to see Sora. In the rain, at night, in the cold. Riku stood. "How is this real? It just, doesn't make sense at all." He thought.

Sora stood overlooking the forgotten lake. The world in which he was, the Forgotten world. A world between worlds. The darkness was everywhere. A figure walked out of the shadows. Its yellow eyes glowed. Sora just stared at the lake. He wasn't happy anymore. His world, was gone. His friends were nowhere to be found. He was depressed. The figure spoke. "Your Riku has a limited time to save you. Or, you will never see your world, your friends, or anything of the normal." Sora looked at him. "He will. I know Riku." He said solemnly. The figure chuckled. Sora had no smile on his face. "You'll see." Sora said.

18 months later.........

Kairi stood on the beach, wondering why she was once again in the same position. After two years, her hair had grown long and silky. It followed the swift ocean breezes, and she closed her eyes as it lifted every strand from her back. She walked across the shoreline, pressing each foot firmly against the damp sand. "Ouch!" she exclaimed. She knelt down to the ground, and examined the object she had stepped on. Small tears started to trickle down her cheek. She held a silver ring in her delicate hand. Kairi closed her eyes, and recalled the memory........

"Sora, come on! Riku wants us to go swimming with him!" Kairi shouted, her small voice echoing down the beach. Sora stood with his short fly-away hair blowing astray in the wind, with his hands behind his back. Kairi finally reached him. "Watcha got?" she asked sweetly. Sora held his little hand out to reveal the secret that was behind his back. "umm...this is For you." He said, his cheeks red with embarrassment. Kairi smiled. "It's beautifull" She giggled as she took the ring. "I know, let's bury this. And when we find it someday, that means that you......hmm......you get to marry me!" she proclaimed. Sora scratched his head. "That's silly Kairi, we're only eight. But.....I promise that when we find it again, I'll marry you. Kay?" he said with a smile. Kairi nodded, and buried the ring deep in the sand. "Let's go swim with Riku!" she said finally. Sora smiled and took her hand. They took off running, their small feet carrying them swiftly across the beach.

Kairi's memory blurred. She smiled softly, and held the ring close to her chest. She gazed out at the sunset, hoping her little hero would be shooting down from the sky. Faint memories of being swallowed by the darkness still clouded her mind heavily. Why did they end up back where they started? She guessed that maybe it was Riku's journey to find Sora, wherever he was. Kairi collapsed to her knees, and began to cry. Her tear drops hit the sand softly. She wanted to run, but where? Where could she go? She was stranded on the island, and her beloved Sora was melting away from her slowly...

Riku stood atop the building, his hair blowing in the rainy breeze. Lulu approached him. Riku quickly turned to face her, and instantly sensed that she knew what was happening. "Where's Sora?" he asked. Lulu scraped the braids from her face with her long violet fingernails. "His heart is lost......something once very, very sweet, had become so bitter. He has become a shadow, searching for the light." she explained in a hushed voice. Riku turned away. "This place.....where are my friends? Where is Rikku?" he asked. Lulu reached into her pocket, and revealed black, hazy dust. She stretched her dainty hand out with her palm facing up, and with her other hand cast the dust towards it. A dark sphere slowly formed out of the dust. And he saw Rikku, trapped behind bars, screaming for help. "No!" Riku said, trying to reach for her. Lulu clasped the sphere, and pulled it away. "Sora has a certain amount of time in which to find his heart. But, Rikku also has a time limit to her rescue. So who will it be? Sora? Or Rikku?" she asked. Riku stared out into the blackness of the cold, eerie night. He had to choose. The love of his life.......or his best friend.

"Sora don't dawdle! We have work to do!" Luka said. Sora turned to face him. His darkened grey eyes stared at Luka. "Not now." He muttered. Luka rolled his eyes, and smoothened his cloak. "Very well." He agreed. Sora turned to face the ocean, and realized where he was. A dreary grey world in which he imprisoned himself. He pulled his hood back slowly, as if to get a better view at the lifeless water. "Kairi, where are you when I need you." He whispered into the wind. "A radiant light to shine the darkness away from my heart. I've now realized my fate. A washed-up has been hero who can't save the world again. Every day I think of you, those bright blue eyes....I could stare into them forever. I'm so sorry...because this time, I can't promise that I'll come back to you. My heart has shattered knowing that I will never see your face again." Sora sat on the black, mossy rock behind him. No tears would come to his eyes. Though he tried forcing them, nothing would come. He hated himself for his pride. Mister keyblade master is all he used to think about. The greedy and the boasting, their hearts shall be consumed by darkness. Sora knew this. He knew that was the reason he lost his heart. Another rule he knew very well.......within three hundred days if you shall fail to find your heart......you will perish.

The islands were silent. Sorrow and grieving had made it nearly impossible to smile or laugh. Once again, Kairi was on the shore gazing at the ocean. She stared thoughtfully at the full moon. This time, Riku would be the one to save Sora, and all Kairi could do, is wait. Kairi suddenly thought about wedding plans. Of course, she would wait awhile, after all, she was only sixteen. She thought about the day Sora would come home to her...the day her life would have meaning once again.

Riku sat on a park bench. The dead trees shook and rattled around him, as the chilly night air wisped by, causing him to shiver. He missed Rikku so much that he could hardly bear it. But, Sora saved him, so he had to return the favor. He would save them both somehow. Lulu returned to Riku, bringing the Oblivion chained to her wrist. "Who are you anyways?" Riku asked her. Lulu sighed heavily. "My name is Lulu. I am very close to Lady Summoner Yuna. As well as Tidus and Wakka. I'm sure someone must have told you about me. I helped Yuna on her Pilgrimage after all." She explained. Riku nodded. Lulu unclasped the keyblade from her wrist, and handed it to Riku. "Here, you may need this. You have only forty days to rescue Rikku." She said. Riku took the keyblade from her grasp. But before he could say another word, she snapped her fingers, and vanished....

P.S : lets see you say that was short now ,soulless :P