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Getting annoyed with Sasuke
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MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, OK, Sasuke used to be my favorite character, and even though he turned to the dark side, I've still felt an emotional attachment to him. Like when Itachi was about to rip his eyes out, I was practically throwing stuff at the computer screen and screaming, "DON'T YOU DARE DO IT!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!" Luckilly, I didn't have to. :P But now that Sasuke knows the truth about Itachi, he's going to go slaughter Konoha!!! WTF?!?!?!? I thought Sasuke was one of those bad guys who could be totally heartless, but would not murder the innocent!!! If I should be mad at anyone, it should be Tobi, because he's the one who told Sasuke all about his family history!!! Anyway, my prediction now is that Sasuke and "Eagle" will be going to smash Konoha, and Naruto and his crew will show up, there will be a big battle between the two, and Sasuke and Naruto will end up at that one place where the 1st Hokage and Tobi battled each other all those years ago, and Naruto will have to kill Sasuke. Either that, or just as Naruto is about to kill him, Sasuke will break down and cry.
Hey, do you guys remember that poem I wrote about the Uchiha Bros a few months ago? Maybe in like, November? Most of that stuff was just predictions, but they came out true!!! The blog is called, "An Ode to the Uchiha Bros" I think.
The Titanic (Comments & Remarks)
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Don't get me wrong, it's a very good movie and I've just seen it for the second time, but this mostly about me ranting. :P
I was about 11 the first time I saw this movie, so I didn't get a lot of it. Now that I'm older, smarter, WAY hotter, and 13, I understand a lot more of it. Here's my first complaint. I noticed that the movie got the same rating as the anime, Naruto, did. COME ON! Titanic has Kate Winslet lounging around on a couch completely nude, save for that necklace! Does Naruto have nude women? I think not. OK, except for the Sexy Jutsu, but there are clouds that cover the "areas". Dude, how sweet would that be to see Kate Winslet take off her robe for good ole Leo DiCaprio only to have swirling clouds around her?!?
Second complai has to do with my cousin. I watched it with her the first time that I swa it, and at the part where Jack freezes to death, I said, "Now we can call him Jack Frost!!!" She didn't think it was funny and called me "insensitive".
At the very end where Rose dies and is reunited with Jack, how come she was young again and not in her old lady form? Answer is simple. Leo would've looked weird macking on an old lady.
As some of you may know, I have a tendency to shout out strange things during movies. During this one, it was at the part where Jack and Rose were on the Titanic's deck and he lifted her up onto the front of the railing, and kept saying, "Don't open your eyes!" I jumped up and shouted, "PUSH HER YOU FOOL!!! PUSH HER!!!" Honestly, I have no control over these sudden impulses.
During the first 5 minutes of the Titanic, I was making a "Ur Mom" joke out of everything I heard or saw. Unfortunately, the only one I can remember is, "UR MOM IS KATE WINSLET IN A STRANGE HAT!!!!!"
The 10 Commandments that Light has broken
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We all know Light Yagami has been a very bad boy, so here's a list of the 10 Commandments that he has broken and why.
1. You shall have no other gods before the true God. (He thinks of himself as a God, so he broke the biggy here.)
2. You shall not worship false idols. (Similar to the first, Light worships himself.)
3. You shall not take the name of the Lord in vain. (I've accidently let my tongue slip a few times, but not on purpose. With all the swearing Light does, he's probably said it at least 5 times on the show.)
4. Remember the Sabbath Day and to keep it holy. (Light doesn't go to church, or if he does, he certainly doesn't pay much attention.)
5. Honor your father and your mother. (Haha, Light certainly doesn't follow this one. When Soichiro [his dad] was on his death bed, all Light could think about was taking out Mello. And he obviously cares nothing for his mother, for she has suffered the most out of any woman on Death Note, and it's all Light's fault.)
6. You shall not murder. (Not even going to explain how he is guilty of this. If you don't know, you don't watch the show, or you're a freaking brain dead vegetable.)
7. You shall not commit adultery. (Most of you are like, "Huh? How's he fit there?". OK, remember when he used to have that one girlfriend of his when he was in college? He was seeing Misa on the side.)
8. You shall not steal. (Pfft, he steals pieces of the Death Note from L's, God rest his soul, little army all the time.)
9. You shall not lie. (Another goody. Light lies all the time, from the fact that he is The Kira, down to the murder of L.)
10. You shall not envy. (Oh come on, Light envies everyone! He won't stop until he takes over the world! Which he's pretty much already done anyway.)
Well whattdya know! He's broken them all! If he hadn't used the Death Note, he'd be going to Hell for sure. :P
My mom left :(
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Sueing SNL/Summer Workout Plan
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I've decided that I'm going to sue Saturday Night Live because they STOLE MY DEATH BY CHOCOLATE ROUTINE!!! I was doing it way before they did!!! All over my Science test papers, with Mr. B's permission, I drew an anime chocolate bar hacking people with a chain saw. And then I would make cute remarks in the corner like, "There's nothing 'fun size' about this cndy bar!". So last week I was watching SNL, and they dressed Ashton Kutcher up in a chocolate costume and had him dressed up in a chocolate costume with his face painted like a mime's, and he killed people. He would just pop up in various sketches. He stabbed a hobo, shot a doctor, killed some old lady in a hospital, and chainsawed Andy Samburg. THEY STOLE MY ROUTINE I TELL YOU!!! They even did this "Lalalala, Death by Chocolate!" thing at the end, which I always write above the drawings on my test papers! Except for the "Lalalala" thing. So yeah, I'm sueing them.
As for my summer workout plan, it's already underway. I'm running a mile every day, save weekends, and when I'm gonna be at camp and Gettysburg. I started yesterday, since we got out last Friday, and Monday was Memorial Day. I'm not fat; I realize that. But I am unhappy with my weight, however, and I want to drop some pounds. Yesterday I ran a mile in 13:38, and today it was 12:24. I'm improving already. As for food, for snack I'm eating either goldfish, or some string cheese and milk. For breakfast, either a hamburger bun (it may sound weird to you, but they're delicious!) or a blueberry muffin. And as for my beloved Pepsi, I'm limiting myself to one can a day. *SOB* IT'S SO SAD!!! :cry:
One Dream
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulNplKYKgEk
I do particularly like this song; it's called One Dream by Lee Ann Womack and Alecia Elliott. This is from the animated Tom Sawyer with talking animals!!! It's a duet sung by Becky (Womack) and Amy (Elliott). It blows you away because Womack's voice sounds similar to the person who does Becky's speaking voice, but Amy's voice is really squeaky and annoying, but when she sings, it's actually pretty!!! Similar to Huck's voice vs. singing voice, only Huck sounds sexy when he talks, and it's the same guy who does his regular voice and singing voice. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnvAUXVS_js&feature=related) You know, most people who watch the whole movie are like, "OMG, I hate Amy, he's such a b*tch, she needs to get over Tom, blah, blah, blah..." I'm the opposite. Even though I support TomxBecky, I do sympathize with Amy. Because think about it! Tom was HER boyfriend, and then this Barbie comes along and he dumps her and goes for the blonde! How fair is that??? IT'S NOT I TELL YOU!!!!!!!! WE SHOULD ALL JUST GO STAB TOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahem, I'm sorry, that's the November 2007 coming out again. :D
Here's the Hook, Line, and Sinker song from the same movie. It makes me laugh!!! :P
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