ARGH! I swear, if you have my mother, keeping a level head is an ART. I've learned in my experiances that if you keep a level head while arguing with her, she usually just gets super angry and tired of fighting and goes away. And she can't punish you for losing your temper, because you were calm. And afterwards, you can go into your room and scream all your anger into a pillow. Well, got to go. Me and Brooke are pulling a prank on Lucas by planting a fake love letter in his locker and it's my job to type it.
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Happy Birthday, Mama!!!!!
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YAY! TODAY IS MY MAMA'S BIRTHDAY!!!!! I love my Mama. And this is a change from ranting too.....:P Mama is 43 today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAMA!!!!!
My romantic evening
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Well, as most of you already know, I'm in love. He's not my boyfriend, but I still love him.Tonight, me and Lucas went to KD Stables, which is a haunted barn and hay ride, and a lot of our friends work there. We ate a Pizza Hut first, only it was really annoying because that damn Alexa kept texting him. He told her to stop, but she wouldn't. She told me she didn't like him anymore, that m*th*rf*ck*ng liar!!!!! Pardon my language, but I'm pissed! My mom asked if it was the famous Alexa (She hears me rant about her all the time) and we both said, "I don't know about famous, but annoying, yes!" So after pizza, we went to the haunted barn at KD Stables. Mom and Dad stayed outside. They said they were too old to be running around and screaming. So, me and Lucas went inside. In the first room, there were cornstalks everywhere, so I assumed "The Children" were going to jump out, so I grabbed the back of Lucas's shirt and walked like that, until he got scared too and we held hands. 8) Strobe lights make me sick, and there were a lot of them, so I closed my eyes and let Lucas lead me around. At the part which I think was supposed to be a mental hospital, we saw our friend Taylor. She was screaming and chasing us on a wheelchair. We said hi. I got hurt at the end because there was this guy chasing us with achainsaw, andthere was this metal tube we had to go through, and because of the strobe lights, I couldn't see how big it was. So I thought we had to crawl, when really you just had to duck a bit, and I threw myself down and ended up banging my knees really hard. We came out laughing our heads off. The hayride was more relaxing. Me and Lucas sat realy close together and he put his arm around me, but he said it was because it was more comfortable that way. :P He's such a cute little liar.There was this one part where I jumped and ended up against his chest.:oops:I'm such a loser. Except after that he kept singing Ghostbusters, which was super annoying, and on the car ride back, Alexa kept texting him. To annoy her, he made it sound like we were being all romantic. God, I love him so much.
Halloween Plans!
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Iran, Iran so far away
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OMG, I can't get this song out of my head!!!!! Actually, it's called Iran So Far. It's from the Saturday Night Live episode with LeBron James and Kayne West. It's by Andy Samburg and Adam Levine from Maroon 5. Me and my mom both love this song. It sorta makes fun of the Iranian president, but his name's so long I can't spell it. Here's the lyrics and the youtube video. I hope they put it on iTunes!!!!!
P.S. Happy birthday to 17-year-old Jonathon Lipnicki!!!!! He's the guy who plays George in Stuart Little and Tony in The Little Vampire, too. Wiki link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lipnicki
Youtube link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMTRT9dXuIY
Lyrics: Some mistakes in the lyrics have been corrected, hopefully there's none left.
They say true love comes only once in a lifetime
And even though we're from opposite ends of the earth
My heart tells me you're the one for me
Mahmoud, I remember when it started, saw you on the news
You hating gays, I was eating food
I was feeling you, and even though I disagree with almost everything you said
You ain't wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me
Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me
Mahmoud, make my heart beating out of my chest
my mind says no but my body says yes
You ain't no threat, the only threat I see, is the threat of you not coming home to me
Our love for each other is like when atoms collide
Can't express how I feel, and yo Adam let's ride
And Iran, Iran so far away is your home, but in my heart you'll stay
He ran, for the president of Iran
We ran together to a tropical island
My man, Mahmoud is known for violence
Smiling, if he can still do it then I can
They call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval
You can play the Jews, I can be your Jim Caviezel
S&M, listening when we're wrestlin'
You can be the port that I put my vessel in
So i try to mute the tv but you can still see me,
With your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs
And your hairy butt... Yeah.
And Iran, Iran so far away
Come home, and in my arms you'll stay
Used to look at the stars and dream
Around the world the same stars we're seeing
And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud
Talk smooth to me, in the night sky
With you pants high waisted, damn so fly
We can take a trip to the animal zoo
And laugh at all the funny things that animals do
Like Eugene, you got me straight trippin' boo
Hope you look at my eyes and say I'm trippin' too
You say Iran don't have the bomb but they already do,
You should know by now, it's you
And Iran, Iran so far away
Come home, and in my arms you'll stay
Used to look at the stars and dream
Around the world the same stars we're seeing
And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud
You crazy for this one Mahmoud
You can deny the holocaust all you want, but you can't deny that there's something between us
I know you say there's no gays in Iran
But you're in New York now baby
So time to stop hiding and start living
ONE!
Good bye doesn't mean forever.....
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OH! I CAN'T BELIEVE SASUKE'S ACTUALLY GONE!!!!! AND ESPECIALLY RIGHT AFTER THAT BIG MOMENT WITH SAKURA!!!!! I WAS SO SAD I CIRED FOR LIKE AN HOUR!!!!! Enough of that. My wish is that Sasuke will come back to her. Below is the lyrics to the song My Wish by Rascal Flatts, because I think it describes Sakura's feeligns for him.
Song lyrics:
I hope that the days come easy and the moments pass slow,
And each road leads you where you want to go,
And if you're faced with a choice, and you have to choose,
I hope you choose the one that means the most to you.
And if one door opens to another door closed,
I hope you keep on walkin' till you find the window,
If it's cold outside, show the world the warmth of your smile,
But more than anything, more than anything,
My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to,
Your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small,
You never need to carry more than you can hold,
And while you're out there getting where you're getting to,
I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too,
Yeah, this, is my wish.
I hope you never look back, but ya never forget,
All the ones who love you, in the place you left,
I hope you always forgive, and you never regret,
And you help somebody every chance you get,
Oh, you find God's grace, in every mistake,
And you always give more than you take.
But more than anything, yeah, and more than anything,
My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to,
Your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small,
You never need to carry more than you can hold,
And while you're out there getting where you're getting to,
I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too,
Yeah, this, is my wish.
My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to,
Your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small,
You never need to carry more than you can hold,
And while you're out there getting where you're getting to,
I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too,
Yeah, this, is my wish.
This is my wish
I hope you know somebody loves you
May all your dreams stay big
Good-bye, my pretties! I shall return someday!
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No worries, I'm not leaving for good. I'll be back tomorrow afternoon. Me and Lucas and the rest of our youth group is going to the lake house down at Lake Schaffer. Wish me to have fun! Oh, and don't forget to take a look at my previous blog, either! IT'S SHOCKING!
What?!? NO WAY! Shocking news about Hary Potter!!! (does not contain spoilers)
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I can't take it anymore!!!!!
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THAT'S IT! THIS TIME SHE HAS GONE TO FAR! (caps)
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Well for once I'm not ranting about how b*tchy Katie can be! No, this time it's ALEXA! I cannot believe she's doing this to me..... I'm beginning to despise her with each passing day. Hm, well I guess should tell you what she's doing. I've tried my hardest to keep our friendship alive after she told me she was in love with Lucas too. The last thing I wanted was for us to end up like Sakura and Ino. But after Homecoming, she's been clinging to him an awful lot. I've been in love with him for 8 years, she has for 2 weeks. And how many otherboyfriends has she had in the past two weeks? AT LEAST 5! I told her that jumping from guy to guy ever other day is weird (and slutty, but I left that part out. :D) SHE REPLIED THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE HELL IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've said for YEARS that Lucas and I were engaged. (Not to him, it's an inside joke to my friends) Today, Alexa said that me and him would never go out. I demanded to know why, and she wouldn't give me a straight answer. I asked why she liked him, and her answer was that he was nice to her. YOU CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH EVERY F*CKING GUY THAT IS NICE TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In my opinion, I have a way better chance with Lucas than she ever will. Here's why.
1. I was Lucas's first kiss even though it was in the 2nd grade and didn't mean anything
2. Lucas thinks she's annoying
3. Lucas told me I was his best friend
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