Pfft! Like hell I am! Nah, I just said that to get your guys's attention. The original title was: Who said the Aburame kid couldn't love? And other stuffs..... Well, since you're here, you might as well read what Ihave to say. Sorry for scaring you.I think I might make a ShinoxMe fanfic sometime..... It's weird because I had a dream about him and he was my lover..... Interesting. Anyway, I like this pic because it makes me giggle..... I'm sorry, that was disturbing. Does any other Bleach fan support UryuxOrihime?????
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Questions that need answering!!!!!
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1. On www.naruto-arena.com, how many battles to you have to win to become a Chunin?
2. No matter how many youtube videos I try submitting besides my retarded Sims vids, they won't take them. All my videos are.MSWMM, which is a shame because the Camp Konoha videos rock. How do you get them to not be .MSWMM?
In conclusion, I want these questions answered, and I want you to vote for Konoha Idol. That is all I ask of you. BYE!
Damn it! I'm such an idiot!
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Lucas and I spent about an hour IMing each other. We've been friends since we were 4, and I am secretly in love with him. Later, he asked who I liked and I refused to tell him. I will tell him that I love him eventually, but I need to take it slow. I wouldn't tell him at first, but he kept persisting and so I said a guy who went to our rival school a grade ahead of us named Brian Griffin who was moving to Rhode Island. Lucasdoesn't watch Family Guy, so he didn't know who I was talking about.He said it was time to move on and find someone new. Then Lucas went on to talk about how girls were hitting on him. So then I told him who Brian Griffin really was, and he got all pissed and demanded the truth, and then he started begging. I still wouldn't tell him. And now I wish I should've! I'm such a freakin' gaytard!
Well are ya gonna vote for Konoha Idol or ain't ya?
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No one seems to be responding to my previous blogs..... Anyway, here is a list of the Konoha Idol acts:
Sakura and Ino- Beautiful Liar by Beyonce ft. Shakira
Sasuke and Naruto- Numb by Linkin Park
Temari and Tenten- Toxic by Britney Spears
Neji and Hinata- Bring Me To Life by Evanescence
Gaara and Kankuro- Smack That by Akon ft. Eminem
Shikamaru and Choji- White and Nerdy by Weird Al
Kiba and Shino- The Only Difference by Panic! At The Disco
Tsunade and Jiraiya- My Humps by The Black Eyed Peas
Guy and Lee- Ninja Paradise (Amish Paradise) by Weird Al
DarkNinja1994and Andrea - High School Never Ends by Bowling For Soup
Konoha Idol 2 Part 10: DarkNinja1994 and Andrea FINAL PART!!!!! VOTE NOW!!!!!
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I firgured I should just give this to you since I've been forgetting to post it and instead posting lame crap that no one cares about. I'm not gonna post a youtube link 'cause you all know the song we sing.
DarkNinja1994: I know who I'm voting for!!!!! ^_^
Kakashi: Me too.
Everyone: Me three!
Kakashi: How come none of the judges ever participate?
DarkNinja1994: I WILL!
Kakashi: Where's your best friend?
DarkNinja1994: Wait, I'll call her. (gets on phone) Hey, Andrea. I'm hosting Konoha Idol. You wanna be on the show? Hello?
(Andrea runs through doors)
Andrea: Hallo everybody!!!!!
Everybody: Hi, DN1994's best friend.
Andrea: OMG!!!!! KAKASHI!!!!! (hugs him)
Kakashi: (starts to use the Chidori)
DarkNinja1994: KAKASHI, NO!!!!! Hey Andrea, why don't let Kakashi breath for a minute, OK?I was hoping we could sing this song. (shows it to Andrea)
Andrea: Sweet!
DarkNinja1994: If anyone makes fun of us, you're goin' down!
Andrea: Here we go!
DarkNinja1994: Four years you think for sure
That's all you've got to endure
All the total d i c k s
All the stuck up chicks
So superficial, so immature
Then when you graduate
You take a look around and say HEY WAIT
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over
Aw that's just great
Both: The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex,
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
High school never ends
Andrea: Check out the popular kids
You'll never guess what Jessica did
How did Mary Kate lose all that weight
And Katie had a baby so I guess Tom's straight
And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your hair and the car you drive
Doesn't matter if you're sixteen or thirty-five
DarkNinja1994: Reese Witherspoon,
She's the prom queen
Bill Gates,
Captain of the chess team
Jack Black, the clown
Brad Pitt, the quarterback
I've seen it all before
I want my money back
Both: The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex,
Who's in the clubs, who's on the drugs,
Who's throwing up before they digest
And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
And you still listen to the sames h i tyou did back then
High school never ends
The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex,
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
And you still don't have the right look
And I still have the same three friends
And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then
High school never ends
High school never ends
High school never ends
Here we go again
DarkNinja1994: Well, that concludes Season 2 of Konoha Idol!!!!! Go vote now or message me. (TV.com people vote in the comment box.) Here are a list of the acts:
Sakura and Ino- Beautiful Liar by Beyonce ft. Shakira
Sasuke and Naruto- Numb by Linkin Park
Temari and Tenten- Toxic by Britney Spears
Neji and Hinata- Bring Me To Life by Evanescence
Gaara and Kankuro- Smack That by Akon ft. Eminem
Shikamaru and Choji- White and Nerdy by Weird Al
Kiba and Shino- The Only Difference by Panic! At The Disco
Tsunade and Jiraiya- My Humps by The Black Eyed Peas
Guy and Lee- Ninja Paradise (Amish Paradise) by Weird Al
DarkNinja1994and Andrea - High School Never Ends by Bowling For Soup
Kakashi: WAIT! You forgot to teach us how to speak Japanese!!!!!
Lee: Yes! Please, tell me how to say 'Rock' in Japanese! That way, I can go around saying my name in Japanese! It will be awesome!
DarkNinja1994: Um..... (thinking: Oh gosh, I dunno! I gotta come up with something.....) Ug. Rock is Ug in Japanese.
Lee: Ug Lee..... I like it!!!!!
DarkNinja1994: OK, Season 2 is now officially over. Good-bye, don't forget to vote, and stay tuned for Konoha Idol Season 3!
Pic I drew of Azora
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If you tuned in to my blog about my manga, this is a drawing I did of Azora like 5 minutes ago. It's not very good yet, seeing as I was experamenting with the eyes. I was watching Full Metal Alchemist and tried to draw the eyes like on there. Notice there is a bug on the note book. That was on the scanner aparently. I saw that on the pic and when I opened the scanner, he was fried. LOL I call him George!Enjoy!
Konoha Idol 2: Part 9: Guy and Lee
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SuperKoala100: OK, I'm hosting this one because Kakashi is cleaning my puke off of him. This is the 2nd tolast act. ^_^ OK, Guy and Lee, you're up.
Guy: OK, Lee! Sing your best!
Lee: Will do, Guy-sensei!
DarkNinja1994: Sing. Please. Now. Today. Please not Barbie Girl.
Lee: We were going to sing Amish Paradise, but we thought it would be more interesting to alter it so that it was Ninja Paradise.
DarkNinja1994: Fine! Just sing it!
Guy: As I walk through the valley where I train my hardest
I take a look at Sakura and realize she's not the smartest
But that's just perfect for a Ninja like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm swallowin' pain
Shikamaru plays his game of Go and Neji trains... fool
And I've been playin' and trainin' so long that
Even Kakashi thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the art, I'm into discipline
Got a Scroll in my hand and some blood on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thyne
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
Both: We been spending most our lives
Living in a Ninja paradise
I've killed enemies once or twice
Living in a Ninja paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in a Ninja paradise
We sell kunais at discount price
Living in a Ninja paradise
Lee: A Suna boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved
A Ninja with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool headband
And my homies all I agree I look good in green... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Caruso
It's as primitive as can be
Both: We been spending most our lives
Living in a Ninja paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in a Ninja paradise
Crush them with all of your might
Living in a Ninja paradise
We don't play nice, we all fight
Living in a Ninja paradise
Guy: Hitchin' up the Gamas, killin' lots of rivals
As a Jonin you needs lots of disciples
Think you're really mighty? Think you're really strong?
Well, I know I'm a million times as strong as King Kong
I'm the buffed up guy that little Konohamaru wants to be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your hiney
We been spending most our lives
Living in a Ninja paradise
We're all crazy Shinobi
Living in a Ninja paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in a Ninja paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in a Ninja paradise
DarkNinja1994: O_O Oh, OMG..... That was..... HILLARIOUS!!!!! Ahahaha.....
Kakashi: I'm back, what did I miss? (seesDN1994 rolling on the floor laughing) O_O OK, I do not wanna know.....
Upcoming Fanfic!!!!! Read this, damn you!!!!!
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'^^ Sorry to get hostile, but no one reads my blogs as often as they used too. Oh, and also sorry for not posting the final chapter of Konoha Idol 2. I do have it written (I've had it for about a month), but with school and all, I have to find the right time to post it. Like I've said before, I'm writing my manga (It WILL be published even if I have to fly to Japan to get it published!!!!!) called Star Princess. I meant for Azora to be the main character, but as I started writing, Kuro turned into the main character with Azora as his side kick..... Oh well. I'm only into the 2nd chapter. Things do change. Anyway, the story follows a 17-year-old boy named Kuro Itami (Black Pain in Japanese. All of the members of his family are named for colors, ex: Aoroi, Midori, Akai. OK, I know it's Aka, but that sounds like a girl's name.) who has lost his brother and father. I'm not really quite sure how I will explain the death of his brother, Akai, but his father's, Aoroi's, death was explained (sorta) in the 1st chapter, which is 3 1/2 pages long. His mom is Midori. All Kuro wants to do is join this freakin' awesome gang only avaliable to Juniors and up. But you have to take a bunch of tasks to get in. On his initiation task, something goes horribly wrong, and he wakes up in the woods and..... Well, you'll just have to wait until I post it. For some reason, I imagine Kuro looking like Kyo Sohma from Fruits Basket with black hair (Kyo's wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyo_Sohma),
Akai looking like Kaiza from Naruto (Click here to see a pic of Kaiza: http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=Naruto+Kaiza&ei=UTF-8&fr=yfp-t-501&x=wrt)
Midori looking like Sasuke Uchiha's mom from Naruto (Click here to see pics of Sasuke's mom: http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=Mikoto+Uchiha&ei=UTF-8&fr=yfp-t-501&x=wrt ),
and Azora looking like Sayoko from Spiral (Click here to see a picture of Sayoko: http://www.spiral.tv/click characters, then Sayoko).....
Twisted Teachers/Contest Answers
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1st half of this blog is about my impression of our teachers on the 1st 2 days of school. 2nd half will be the contest answers. My homeroom and Social Studies teacher is veeeeeeeery odd. He's my 3rd favorite teacher though. Today, he told us that his son went to the running of the bulls in Spain and took a picture of a guy being goured by a bull.He then passed around that picture. The guy was screaming in pain (although no blood showed in the picture)and the bull had its horn shovedin the guy's leg. For 2nd period, I have PE. My coach is and old lady named Miss Davis. The first time I saw her, I thought she was a man. She's weird. For 3rd hour, I have Choir. Our teacher's very pretty. Her name sounds like she should be old, but she's only 27. She got married a couple years ago, and before that she used to be Miss Slaughter. Then we have lunch. Today I had popcorn chicken, yummy! :D After lunch is Math. Our Math teacher is strange, too. I noticed that all our female psycho teachers are Miss So-in-so..... She has weird teaching methods. For proportions we have to pretend that the numbers live in Math Land and shoot tanks at each other..... Moving on! 5th hour is Science. Our teacher is freakin' hillarious!!!!! The way he looks and talks reminds me of Ben Stein. (Wikipedia page. Sorry, no pic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Stein)You know,he usually plays a boring teacher on TV? He's probably bestknown to teens as the guy who plays the pixies on the Fairly Odd Parents. Anyway, our Science teacher has a shelf in the back of the c l a s soom and there are hats made out of cardboard that all say Hat Of Humiliation on them. There's other stuff on them too. There's the Reindeer HOH, The Osama Bin Laden HOH, The I Hate Homework HOH, and many more. He said the word "farts" in c l a s s today just to be random. My favorite c l a s s is the 6th hour, English. Definetly not because of the subject. Because of the teacher! Mrs. N has a huge window in her c l a s soom overlooking the baseball field. Her desks are ina circle around the room. We read novels in herc l a s sAnd finally, 7th Period. Art time. For now, I think it's terribly boring, but we really haven't gotten into any activities yet. OK, now for the Contest Answers. The answer to the Guess That Song was Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off by Panic! At The Disco. Only nm1_avatar entered, so I guess they win. However, they didn't get the right answer, so I only award them 2 points. If you wanna enter this time, go read the rules on my blog,Awesome New Contest Thingy..... Neat-o Prize!!!!! Here's today's Guess That Song. It's much easier than last time's.
I always needed time on my own
I never thought I'd need you there when I cried
And the days feel like years when I'm alone
And the bed where you lie
Is made up on your side
Back to School
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Well, tomorrow's the first day of 7th grade for me. Do I seem older than that to you????? In looks alone I could pass for a small 15-year-old. Anyway, please comment or at least read the 2 blogs before this one!!!!!
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