http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbLTfBoOIxE

DarkNinja1994: Well last time we had a very interesting performance by Ino and Sakura! Nicely done, ladies!

Kakashi: Yeah, yeah, nice job, whatever.

DarkNinja1994: T_T You're just rude! You know, my best friend is a fan girl of yours, but I don't know what she sees in you! Ugh! OK, we're gonna give Asuma and Kurenai a chance to talk because so far, they haven't gotten many lines. The floor is yours, guys!

Asuma: Um, hi. I'm Asuma Sarutobi..... I'm the Jonin of Team 10..... My dad was the 3rd Hokage..... Orochimaru killed him..... Uh..... Konohamaru's my nephew..... Kurenai's my girlfriend..... Shikamaru's my favorite Genin.....

Ino and Choji: Hey!

Kakashi: Get over it, you guys. You know it's the truth. Go read the freakin' manga if you don't believe me.

Kurenai: My name is Kurenai Yuhi, Jonin of Team 8. I'm also Hinata's caretaker, and Asuma is my boyfriend. I think Kiba smells bad and Shino is creepy.

Kiba: T_T I do not stink!

DarkNinja1994: Um, yeah, Kiba, you do.

Kakashi: ^_^ LOL!!!!! The truth comes out!!!!!

DarkNinja1994: '-_- OK, I think we need to skip ahead to the singing. Next we have Sasuke and Naruto. What are you two singing?

Naruto: A LINKIN PARK SONG!!!!!!!!!!

DarkNinja1994: Could you be more specific?

Sasuke: T_T Numb.

DarkNinja1994: Nice, I love that song! It's on my I-Pod. So is Beautiful Liar, I just forgot to mention that.

Naruto: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DarkNinja1994: O_o Naruto..... Do you have ADHD?

Naruto: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kakashi: Well that explains a lot!

DarkNinja1994: '-_- Just sing your song!

Sasuke: What's the prize this time?

DarkNinja1994: Oh yeah, that's right! We never set a prize! OK, let me think this over for a minute..... I've got it!!!!! A free Video I-Pod and $100,000!!!!!

Sasuke: O_O Wow, the prizes are a lot better than last time! Do we get $100,000 a piece or do we have to split it?

DarkNinja1994: $100,000 a piece and your own Video I-Pod.

Sasuke: (turns to Naruto) We better win!

Naruto: OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kakashi: For the love of God, just start already!!!!!

Sasuke: I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes

Naruto: Caught in the undertone just caught in the undertone

Sasuke: Every step I take is another mistake to you

Naruto: Caught in the undertone just caught in the undertone

Both: I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I've become so tired so much more aware
I've becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

Naruto: Can't you see that you're smothering me?
Holding too tightly afraid to lose control
Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you

Sasuke: Caught in the undertone just caught in the undertone

Naruto: Every step that I take is another mistake to you

Sasuke: Caught in the undertone just caught in the undertone

Naruto: And every second I waste is more than I can take

Both: I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I've become so tired so much more aware
I've becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

And I know
I may end up failing too
But I know
You were just like me with someone disappointed in you

I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I've become so tired so much more aware
I've becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Is everything what you want me to be
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Is everything what you want me to be

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFoH4N53_e0

DarkNinja1994: We're back with a whole new season of Konoha Idol! Now I'll announce the 3rd, 2nd, and 1st place winner. I combined the votes for Quizilla and TV.com. OK, coming in at 3rd place is..... Shino Aburame and Kiba Inuzuka singing Dance, Dance by Fall Out Boy!!!!! Come up and get your 3rd place ribbon!

Kiba: ^_^ Thank you, thank you, my adoring fans!!!!!

DarkNinja1994: Yeah, yeah. Get off the stage! Coming in at 2nd place is..... Naruto Uzumaki and Hinata Hyuga singing Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado!!!!! Come get your 2nd place trophy!

Naruto: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2ND PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DarkNinja1994: And now for our Konoha Idol champions..... Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno singing At The Beginning by Richard Marx and Donna Lewis!!!!! Come up and get your prize!

Sakura: How are we gonna split the prize? It was a laptop and 2 pieces of candy, right?

Kakashi: Simple. Sasuke get the laptop, and you get the two pieces of candy. OK, on with the show. There is no Halloween theme becauseDarkNinja1994 didn't get any fan mail!!!!! YOU SICK-

DarkNinja1994: Calm down, Kakashi! I'll do a Halloween theme if I get even one teeny little letter saying "Thanks for Konoha Idols!" OK, I'm now a judge. Guy is still not a judge because he, uh..... (whispers) Hey Kakashi, what was the excuse we were gonna use?

Kakashi: (whispers) He fell down the stairs!

DarkNinja1994: Thanks! Guy fell down the stairs and broke his collarbone and one of his legs and a finger which he "accidentally" slammed in the door. But don't worry, he isn't dead. He's in the care of Lady Tsunade so hopefully she won't be back here singing more inappropriate songs for our younger viewers. Heh, heh. Saw is a great movie, don't you think so Kakashi?

Kakashi: Oh yes, I agree. I especially liked the part where that that hot blonde babe and that good-looking guy with the mask pushed the ugly guy down the stairs-

DarkNinja1994: O_O That wasn't in Saw!

Kakashi: Oh yeah, that's what happened to-

DarkNinja1994: Seamore! Billy Joe Seamore..... He was Kakashi's fourth cousin twice removed, or something. Anyway! Let's get started! The theme for this season instead of Halloween is Best Friends!!!!! No Halloween theme until I get some fan mail! OK, so everyone, pick a best friend!!!!!

Kakashi: And for all you sad losers who don't have one, stand in the corner and we'll pair you off.

DarkNinja1994: T_T Thanks, Kakashi. OK, let's see who our partners are! Hm, there's Sasuke and Naruto, Gaara and Kankuro, Sakura and Ino, Shikamaru and Choji, and Kiba and Shino. Who is left?

Lee: Guy-sensei is my best friend. I am so alone!!!!!

DarkNinja1994: There, there, Lee! Maybe Guy will recover from his injuries early so he can be in Konoha Idol with you! ^_^

Lee: (sniffle) Thank you, DN.

Kakashi: OK, here are all the sad losers who don't have a best friend: Hinata, Neji, Tenten, and Temari. Hey Neji, I thought Tenten was your best friend. Last season of Konoha Idol you two even sang Best Friend.

Tenten: ^_^ That's a great idea, Neji! Let's do it again!!!!!

Neji: T_T Ugh, no thanks! Hinata, you're my partner.

Hinata: Um, OK.

DarkNinja1994: Well Temari, I guess that means you're with Tenten.

Temari: Oh joy.

DarkNinja1994: OK, I'm gonna give you 5 seconds to come up with a song to sing. Ready? GO! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! Time's up!!!!! Sakura and Ino, you go first! What are you gonna sing?

Ino: Beautiful Liar by Beyonce and Shakira. I'm Shakira and she's Beyonce.

DarkNinja1994: I love that song! What made you chose it?

Sakura and Ino: (glare at Sasuke)

Sasuke: What?

Sakura: You're sick.

Ino: Scum.

Sasuke: T_T Don't I feel loved!

DarkNinja1994: ?_? Is there a story behind this?

Ino: ^_^ No, not really. Me and Sakura just like this song and say it's all Sasuke's fault. ~_~ Really I never loved Sasuke..... I LOVE YOU, SHIKAMARU!!!!!

Shikamaru: Er, thanks, Ino.

Kakashi: Hey, I got an idea! How about Sakura and Ino sing a song?

DarkNinja1994: You are so mean! Go ahead girls!

Both: Ay, Ay, Ay
Nobody likes being played
Beyonce, Beyonce
Shakira, Shakira hey!

Sakura: He said I'm worth it, his one desire

Ino: I know things about
'em that you wouldn't wanna
read about

Sakura: He kissed me, his one and
only, yes, beautiful Liar

Ino: Tell me how you
tolerate the things that you just
found out about

You never know

Sakura: Why are we the ones who suffer

Ino: I have to let go

Sakura: He won't be the one to cry

Sakura: Ay, Let's not kill the karma
Ay, Let's not start a fight
Ay, It's not worth the drama
For a beautiful liar

Ino: Oh, Did he laugh about it?
Oh, It's not worth our time
Oh, We can live without 'em
Just a beautiful liar

I trusted him, but
when I followed you, I saw you
together

Sakura: I didn't know about
you then 'till I saw you with him again

Ino: I walked in on your
love scene, slow dancing

Sakura: You stole everything, how
can you say I did you wrong

Ino: You never know
Sakura: When the pain and heartbreak's over
Ino: I have to let go
Sakura: The innocence is gone

Sakura: Ay, Let's not kill the karma
Ay, Let's not start a fight
Ay, It's not worth the drama
For a beautiful liar

Ino: Oh, Did he laugh about it?
Oh, It's not worth our time
Oh, We can live without 'em
Just a beautiful liar

Tell me how to forgive you
When it's me who's ashamed

Sakura: And I wish I could free you
Of the hurt and the pain

Both: But the answer is simple
He's the one to blame

Beyonce, Beyonce
Shakira, Shakira

Beyonce, Beyonce
Shakira, Shakira

Sakura: Ay, Let's not kill the karma
Ay, Let's not start a fight
Ay, It's not worth the drama
For a beautiful liar

Ino: Oh, Did he laugh about it?
Oh, It's not worth our time
Oh, We can live without 'em
Just a beautiful liar

OK, this is my mom's reaction to Naruto:

She thinks it's an interesting show, but a little slow. (She saw the Land of Waves Arc) She thinks Sasuke is cute, Sakura is annoying, Naruto is retarded, andLee is as ugly as heck.

This is my BFF's mom's reaction to Naruto:

Me and Andrea were watching Sakura Blossoms! on my DVD set today and her mom walked in and watched it with us. We were making fun of Sakura and I was saying, "And of course Pinky can't do anything because she broke a nail....." And her mom started laughing. She also thinks Ino is annoying, and Lee is also as ugly as heck. She refers to Zaku as Power Palms, thinks it's hysterical when Sakura is biting Zaku's arm and he's punching her, and she calims it looks as if Sasuke smells bad when his curse seal is acting up and the purple chakra is surrounding him.

OK, so far, these are the results:

Naruto and Hinata- 1

Shino and Kiba- 0

Team 10- 1

Sasuke and Sakura-2

Neji and Tenten- 1

Team Sand- 0

Tsunade- 0

Guy and Lee- 0

I have already voted. On Quizilla, it is a 7 way tie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txAuhwwh3zY

Kakashi: Still having nose bleeds from that last act..... OK, this is the last part of the first Konoha Idol! After this, there will be a poll made and you have around one to two weeks to vote for the winner!!!!!DarkNinja1994 said something about making a Konoha Idol 2: HalloweenVersion BUT ONLY IF SHE GETS FAN MAIL!!!!! OK, final contestants, please step forward.

Guy: Hi Barbie

Lee: Hi Ken!

Guy: Do you wanna go for a ride?

Lee: Sure Ken!

Guy: Jump In...

Lee: I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Guy: Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Lee: I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly

Guy: You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Uu-oooh-u

Lee: I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Guy: Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Lee: Ah-ah-ah-yeah

Guy: Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Lee: Uu-oooh-u

Guy: Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Lee: Ah-ah-ah-yeah

Guy: Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Lee: Uu-oooh-u

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees

Guy: Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party

Lee: You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Guy: Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Lee: Ah-ah-ah-yeah

Guy: Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Lee: Uu-oooh-u

Guy: Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Lee: Ah-ah-ah-yeah

Guy: Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Lee: Uu-oooh-u

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Guy: Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Lee: Ah-ah-ah-yeah

Guy: Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Lee: Uu-oooh-u

Guy: Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Lee: Ah-ah-ah-yeah

Guy: Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Lee: Uu-oooh-u

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Guy: Well Barbie, we're just getting started

Lee: Oh, I love you Ken!

Kakashi: O_O O.....

Asuma: O_O M.....

Kurenai: O_O G!!!!!

Lee: Did we win?!?!?

Kakashi: Um, that's for the viewers to decide, but my guess is no. And what are you doing here, Guy? You're supposed to be in Suna!

Guy: I was, until Orochimaru found me and tried to eat me. Somehow, I escaped and came back to Konoha. My near-death experience has allowed me to see into the future. Sakura and Ino will cut their hair-

Kakashi: We already know that!

Guy: Oh, yeah sorry. Anyway, Shikamaru will become a Chunin and Sasuke will leave the village to train with Orochimaru to get stronger to take on Itachi and Naruto, Sakura, Team 8, Team 10, and my team will join forces to become the Konoha 11. In Season 9 of Naruto, Naruto will leave to train with Jiraiya to become stronger to get Sasuke back, and that will be the end of Naruto.

Everyone: NO!!!!!

Guy: But! Then there will be a 2 1/2 year time skip! And Naruto will return! And it shall be called Naruto Shippuuden!!!!! I think it's Naruto Hurricane Chronicles in America. It'll be kinda weird because you all will go to sleep for 2 1/2 years and wake up to find that you've already gone through puberty..... HAH! I crack myself up! Everyone will have a new look! All of the Konoha 11 except Naruto will have become Chunin! Naruto, you had to get a new headband because You broke your old one while training, your new outfit will be orange and black. Sakura, you wear a top similar to the one you're wearing now with a tan mini skirt with high boots, and guess what? YOU WON'T BE USELESS ANYMORE!!!!! Sasuke, you will wear a blue robe with a purple pretzel shaped bow glued to your butt. Hinata, your hair will be longer and your jacket will be purple. Kiba, you ditched the hood and Akamaru is huge. Shino, you started wearing a hood and you look Emo. Ino, your hair will be longer, you'll wear a purple mini skirt and a purple top that makes you look like a pole dancer, sorry, it had to be said! (And Ino's DarkNinja1994's favorite female character, too!) Shikamaru, you'll wear studded earrings instead of the loops. Choji, you'll be twice as "pleasantly plumb" and have long hair and a red outfit that makes you look like a beetle. Lee, you'll have a Chunin vest. Tenten, you're outfit is WAY hotter than the one you're wearing now. Neji, you will be a Jonin and dress like the Soul Reapers on Bleach, only your outfit will be white. I didn't see anything about the Suna kids, sorry. Asuma, you'll die and Kurenai will be pregnant with your baby. Sasuke will kill Orochimaru and some guy named Deidara who looks like the male version of Ino, and I think that's about it.

Everyone: O_O

Kakashi: Well, that's it for Konoha Idol! Stay tuned for the next season and don't forget to vote for your favorite!!!!! And be back when we announce the winner, too!!!!!

DarkNinja1994: Yeah, this is my first appearance in Konoha Idol. Here's a list of the contestants and their songs sotype who you want to win in the comment box. I'll announce the winner on August 5th and post the winner in the first part of the 2nd Konoha Idol. I'm not doing the Halloween theme because no one sent me fan mail on Quizilla. I would've done it on TV.com because I DID get fan mail, but I have to do the same on Quizilla as I am on TV.com.

Naruto and Hinata- Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado

Kiba and Shino- Dance, Dance by Fall Out Boy

Shikamaru, Ino, and Choji- Give It To Me by Timbaland

Sasuke and Sakura- At The Beginning by Richard Marx and Donna Louis

Neji and Tenten- Best Friend by Toybox

Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro- Mr. Lonely by Akon

Tsunade- Milkshakes by Keilis

Guy and Lee- Barbie Girl by Aqua

Kakashi: We're nearing the end of the 1st Konoha Idol, in fact, there is only one more act after this one. Previously on Konoha Idol, we had the Sand Siblings singing Mr. Lonely. It was rather cute. OK, who do we have next?

Tsunade: Is it my turn now?

Kakashi: Lady Tsunade?!?!? What are you doing here?!?!?

Tsunade: I'm competing on Konoha Idol!

Kakashi: This is kinda for the kids.....

Teams 7, 8, 10, Guy, and Sand: WE ARE NOT KIDS!!!!!

Kakashi: Shut up, we're older than you are so to us you're kids!!!!! So Tsunade, is this just a joke, or do you want the laptop and candy to sell and pay off your gambling debts?

Tsunade: Ooh!!!!! Number 2!!!!!

Kakashi: T_T Nice. OK, just sing for us.

Tsunade: My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard

and there like,

its better than yours

Damn right its better than yours

I can teach you,

but I have to charge

I know you want it

The thing that makes me

What the guys go crazy for

They lose their minds

The way I wind

I think it's time

La la-la la, la,

Warm it up

Lala-lalala

The boys are waiting

La la-la la, la,

Warm it up

Lala-lalala

The boys are waiting

My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like

It's better than yours

Damn right its better than yours

I can teach you,

But I have to charge

I can see you're on it

You want me to teach the

techniques that freaks these boys

It can't be bought

Just know, thieves get caught

Watch if your smart

La la-la la la

Warm it up

La la-la la la

The boys are waiting

La la-la la, la,

Warm it up

Lala-lalala

The boys are waiting

My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard

And there like

It's better than yours

Damn right its better than yours

I can teach you,

But I have to charge

Once you get involved

Everyone will look this way-so

You must maintain your charm

Same time maintain your halo

Just get the perfect blend

Plus what you have within

Then next his eyes are squint

Then he's picked up your scent

Lala-lalala

Warm it up

Lala-lalala

The boys are waiting

La la-la la, la,

Warm it up

Lala-lalala

The boys are waiting

My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard

and there like

It's better than yours

Damn right it's better than yours

I can teach you,

But I have to charge

Boys: GAH! NOSEBLEEDS!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbTVc6jKhqw

Kakashi: Thank God, it's over!!!!! For those of you who missed last episode of Konoha Idol, it'ssomewhere on DarkNinja1994'sblogs.You would be wise not to watch it. Neji Hyuga and Tenten no last name sung a VERY annoying song for us called Best Friend. OK, next contestants, come on out, whoever you are.

(Team Sand walks on stage)

Kakashi: You three do know the name of the show is Konoha Idol, yes?

Temari: Well, we're in the cast of Naruto, so shouldn't we be allowed to sing?

Kakashi: No!

Temari: Well what happens when we have Suna Idol?

Kakashi: No one would be there because no one except you three, Baki, and a bunch of dead people live in Suna!!!!!

Temari: But look at Gaara's sweet little face!!!!!

Gaara: O_o

Kakashi: Aw, he's so cute!!!!! OK, you guys can go! But there is a question I've always wanted to ask you, Kankuro.

Kankuro: What?

Kakashi: Are you gay

Kankuro: WHAT?!?!?!?!? WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?!?!?!?!?

Kakashi: You wear purple make up.

Kankuro: No I'm not gay This purple WARRIOR PAINT was a present from my father!!!!!

Kakashi: OK, whatever. Sing already.

Gaara and Temari: Lonely I'm Mr. Lonely,
I have nobody,
For my own
I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
For my own
I'm so lonely,

Kankuro: Yo this one here goes out to all my playas out there ya know got that one good girl whose always been there like ya
Know took all thebull sh**then one day she cant take it no more and decides to leave

I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side, coulda sworn I was dreamin', for her I was
Feenin', so I hadda take a little ride, back tracking ova these few years, tryna figure out what I do to make it go bad, cuz
Ever since my girl left me, my whole life came crashin'

Gaara and Temari: I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

Kankuro: Cant believe I hadda girl like you and I just let you walk right outta my life, after all I put u thru u still stuck
Around and stayed by my side, what really hurt me is I broke your heart, baby you were a good girl and I had no right, I
Really wanna make things right, cuz without u in my life girl

Gaara and Temari: I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

Kankuro: Been all about the world ain't neva met a girl that can take the things that you been through
Never thought the day would come where you would get up and run and I would be out chasing u
Cuz ain't nowhere in the globe id rather be, ain't no one in the globe id rather see then the girl of my dreams that made me
Be so happy but now so lonely

Gaara and Temari: So lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

Kankuro: Never thought that id be alone, I didn't hope you'd be gone this long, I jus want u to call my phone, so stop playing girl and
Come on home (come on home), baby girl I didn't mean to shout, I want me and you to work it out, I never wished Id ever
Hurt my baby, and its drivin' me crazy cuz...

All: I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, (so lonely),
Mr. Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, (so lonely), Mr. Lonely

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPzxhA4DAn8

OK, I know I wasn't supposed to post this until tomorrow, but I'm in a giving mood. Plus I wanna level up really bad. On Quizilla, Konoha Idol is complete with 3 votes. One for Sasuke and Sakura (my vote :D), one for Tsunade (my guess that one was a Tsunade fan boy, considering what she's singing), and one for Team 10. Anyway, here's another awesome chapter of Konoha Idol!!!!!

Kakashi: If you missed last episode's performance, you're a sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, loser.DarkNinja1994 still has it on her blogs.She keeps crap like this around for forever. Last episode we decided that we needed a prize for the winner, and after much discussion, we decided on two pieces of candy and a laptop. OK, this episode our contestants are Neji Hyuga and Tenten who doesn't have a last name singing Best Friend by Toy Box. What the????? Could you have picked a more annoying song?????

Neji: Hey, don't look at me, it was her idea.

Kakashi: T_T You kunoichis disgust me.

Sakura: Sexist pig!!!!!

Tenten: But it's a good song!!!!!

Kakashi: OK Tenten no last name, let's take a vote. Who thinks Best Friend ISN'T the most annoying song on Heaven, Earth, and Hell?

Tenten and Sakura: (raises hands)

Kakashi: Sakura, I have just this to say. Best Friend may be the most annoying song, but you're the most annoying person! Who thinks Best Friend is annoying?

Everyone except Sakura, Tenten, and Lee: (raises hands)

Kakashi: Hey Lee, how come you didn't vote?

Lee: I do not think it is right to take part in a vote. Comrade against comrade! It just isn't right!

Kakashi: What are you, some kind of freakin' hippie or something? And when are you gonna start using contractions, anyway? Oh who cares! Just sing the most annoying song on the planet and get it over with! BTW,DarkNinja1994 would like to inform you that she is NOT a NaruSaku fan!!!!! She only states that because the only NejTen Best Friendvideo she could find on youtube was a NaruSaku/NejTen one. Anyway, enjoy this idiotic song that Hyuga and no last name have decided to perform for us.

Neji: T_T Who ha who ha

Tenten: ^_^ Nanananananana.....Nanananana...
Have you ever been in love?
He's my best friend, best of all best friends,
Do you have a best friend too? It tickles in my tummy
he's so yummy yummy, hey, you should get a best friend too.

Neji: T_T Who ha who ha

Tenten: ^_^ Hello baby, can I see a smile?

Neji: T_T I'm going to a party and it's gonna be wild

Tenten: ^_^ OK! Can I come? I am sitting alone

Neji: T_T No! Friends are never alone

Tenten: ^_^ That's right!

Maybe some pretty girls are in your world,
Excuse me I could also girl,
Lately everyone is making fun

Both: ^_^ T_T Nananananana....

Tenten: ^_^ He's my best friend best of all best friends,
Do you have a best friend to?
It tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy,
hey, you should get a best friend too!

Neji: T_T A best friend
Who ha who ha
Who ha who ha

Tenten: ^_^ Nananananana...

Neji: T_T Who ha who ha

Tenten: ^_^ Hola baby, let's go to the beach

Neji: T_T Yea, girls in binki are waiting for me

Tenten: ^_^ But I was hoping for a summer romance

Neji: T_T So why can't you take a chance?

Tenten: ^_^ OK! Maybe some pretty girls are in your world,
Excuse me I could also be your girl,
Lately everyone is making fun

Both: Nananananana.....

Tenten: ^_^ He's my best friend, best of all best friends,
Do you have a best friend too?
It tickles in my tummy he's so yummy yummy,
Hey you should get a best friend too.

Neji: T_T A best friend. Who ha, who ha,who ha who ha

Tenten: ^_^ Who ha, nanananana..
Maybe some pretty girls are in your world,
Excuse me I could also be your girl,
Lately everyone is making fun....

Neji: T_T Let's get this party on, hit me with lazer gun

Tenten: ^_^ Eww woah, woah! C'mon boys!

Neji: T_T Who ha who ha who ha

Tenten: ^_^ Eww woah, woah!
You should get a best friend too,
He's my friend best of all best friends,
Do you have a best friend too?
It tickles in my tummy he's so yummy yummy,
Hey you should get a best friend too

Neji: T_T A best friend! Who ha who ha who ha who ha

Tenten: He's sooooo sweet!

Nananananana...
Ahhh...choo!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz21Y1ubeoQ

Kakashi: O_O Wow, still trying to stop thinking about Team 10's performance.

Ino: T_T Is that a good or a bad thing?!?!?

Kakashi: It depends on how you look at it. Choji, never ever pretend to be Timbaland again!!!!!

Choji: '-_- Sorry.

Kakashi: OK, for our next contestants, we have Sasuke and Sakura singing At The Beginning, which is the theme from Anastasia. Cute song, really. It happens to be DarkNinja1994's favorite. Hit it guys!!!!!

Sasuke: Er, thanks Kakashi. Um, do I get paid to sing this?

Kakashi: Nope.

Sasuke: Not even if we win?

Kakashi: Hm, we never did pick a prize for our winner, did we? Judges, huddle!!!!!

(Kakashi, Asuma, and Kurenai huddle and whisper)

Kakashi, Asuma, Kurenai: Whisper, whisper, whisper.....

Kakashi: OK, we've come up with a prize! Whoever wins gets a free piece of candy!!!!!

Sasuke: You can't come up with something better than that?!? I have to sing this girly song! I should get something better than that if we when.

Sakura: But you'll have me, Sasuke!

Sasuke: (sarcastically) Gee, what a great prize.....

Kakashi: Fine! The winner gets TWO pieces of candy AND..... a free laptop!!!!!

Sasuke: I can live with that.

Kakashi: We've wasted enough time! SING YOUR DANG SONG!!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke: All right, all right! Geez! Someone start the music!

Sakura: We were strangers
Starting out on a journey
Never dreaming
What we'd have to go through
Now here we are
And I 'm suddenly standing
At the beginning with you

Sasuke: No one told me
I was going to find you
Unexpected
What you did to my heart
When I lost hope
You were there to remind me
This is the start

Both: Life is a road
And I want to keep going
Love is a river
I wanna keep flowing
Life is the road
Now and forever
Wonderful journey

I'll be there
When the world stops turning
I'll be there
When the storm is through
In the end I wanna be standing
At the beginning with you

Sakura: We were strangers
On a crazy adventure

Sasuke: Never dreaming
How our dreams would come true
Now here we stand
Unafraid of the future
At the beginning with you

Both: Life is a road
And I want to keep going
Love is a river
I wanna keep flowing
Life is the road
Now and forever
Wonderful journey

I'll be there
When the world stops turning
I'll be there
When the storm is through
In the end I wanna be standing
At the beginning with you

I knew there was somebody somewhere
Like me alone in the dark
Now I know my dream will live on
I've been waiting so long
Nothing's gonna tear us apart

Life is a road
And I want to keep going
Love is a river
I wanna keep flowing
Life is the road
Now and forever
Wonderful journey

I'll be there
When the world stops turning
I'll be there
When the storm is through
In the end I wanna be standing
At the beginning with you

Life is a road and I wanna keep going
Love is a river I wanna keep going on
Starting out on a journey
Life is a road and I wanna keep going
Love is a river I wanna keep flowing
In the end I wanna be standing
At the beginning with you

I may not seem like a deep thinker, but when I'm sitting, just sitting, thoughts rush to me and I think to myeself "Why?" BTW, if you could tell me what chapter it isthat Kurenai reveals she's pregnant, I'd like it alot. Anyway,recently on a website, I read Naruto manga chapter 363, The Death of Sasuke. It had me worried. But it's OK, they just thought Sasuke was dead, and it was actually Deidara that died. That sux, he'sthe 3rd hottest Akatsuki member behind Itachi and Sasori.....Anyway, in chapter 363, when Kisame told Itachi that Sasuke died, Itachi seemed to be sad, while Kisame didn't exactly look sad, but not really happy either. Sort of indifferent. In chapter 364, Kisame stillbelieves that Sasuke is dead and tells Itachi that he's sorry, like you would at a funeral. Why? Is he truly sorry, or did he just feel sorry because he knew how much Itachi wanted to fight Sasuke? Personally, I think it was the latter. It's raining, and Kisame goes on to say that from where he's standing, it looks as if Itachi is crying. Itachi says he isn't, and Sasuke is still alive, which he is. I think Itachi may be feeling just a hint of guilt for what he did that night 8 years ago..... Why didn't he kill Sasuke? I know he said it was because he wasn't worthy, but is that really why? Or did he feel a special bond with Sasuke that he needed to keep him alive.....Who knows.....Now for my shippings theory. I'm a supporter of SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno, NejTen, KakAnk, AsuKure, and JirTsu. Here's the shippings I think will come true: NaruSaku, KibaHina, ShikaTema, ChoIno, NejTen, AsuKure (we know that already happened), and Sasuke and thet Karin girl. As of right now, I despise Karin!!!!! I copied this bit from wikipedia. I know it isn't always reliable, but usually it is:

She also seems to have a liking for Sasuke, implying to Sasuke that a team consisting of the two of them would be much better than one with Suigetsu or Jugo. Suigetsu noted that something once happened between her and Sasuke though what this means remains unclear, since Karin punches Suigetsu before he can finish his sentence. (If you can tell me what chapter that is in, please tell me!)

After reading that bit, I have just this to say. Oh heavens, I hope they didn't do it..... OK, that's all the deep thinking I have in me at the moment. Please read my Konoha Idol story!!!!!