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Konoha Idol Part3: Shikamaru, Ino, and Choji

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0F0-AEaa1QAh ha! I remembered the video this time!!!!!

Kakashi: Well, here we are again for our third part of Konoha Idol. Last time we had Kiba and Shino singing Dance, Dance. Dang, this show is freakin' boring and no one watches it!!!!! Oh well. Next on our Konoha Idol show that no one watches is Team 10, Ino Yamanaka, Choji Akimichi, and Shikamaru Nara singing Give It To Me by Nelly Furtado, Timbaland, and Justin Timberlake.

Asuma: WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TEAM 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ino: Eh, thanks, Asuma.

Kakashi: Take it down a notch, Asuma. I didn't go all nuts over Naruto and all of Kurenai's team has been up and she didn't do anything either. Right Kurenai?

Kurenai: Hm, wha? Sorry, I fell asleep. What did I miss?

Kiba: T_T Hey, that's no fair! Kurenai didn't get to see me and Kiba perform! Should we do it again?

Everyone except Kiba: NO!

Kiba: All right, all right, dang!

Kakashi: Enough with the nonsense, Team 10, go!

Ino: I'm the type of girl that'll look you dead in the eye (eye)
I'm real as they come if you don't know why I'm fly
Seen ya try to switch it up, but girl you ain't got to
I'm the wonderwoman, let me go get my ropes
I'm a supermodel and mummy, sí, mummy
Amnesty international got bankrupt

I'm on top, on lock
You love my @$$ and my abs and the video called "Promiscuous"
Mys t y l eis miticulous

If you see us in the club, we'll be acting real nice
If you see us on the floor, you'll be watching all night
We ain't here to hurt nobody
So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me
Wanna see you work your body
So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me

Choji: When timbo is in the party everbody put up their hands
I get a half a mill for my beats... You get a couple grand
Never gonna see the day that I ain't got the upper hand
I'm respected from Californ.i.a. way down to Japan
I'm a real producer and you just the piano man
Your song gonna top the charts, I heard em, I'm not a fan
(censored by DarkNinja1994) talkin' greasy, I'm the one that gave them their chance
Somebody need to tell 'em they can't do it like I can

Ino: If you see us in the club, we'll be acting real nice
If you see us on the floor, you'll be watching all night
We ain't here to hurt nobody
So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me
Wanna see you work your body
So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me

Shikamaru: Could you speak up and stop the mumbling
I don't think you're getting clear.
Sitting on the top, it's hard to hear you from way up here.
I saw you tryin' to act cute on TV just let me clear the air.
We missed you on the charts last week
Damn that's right, you wasn't there.
If "sexy" never left, then why's everybody on my sh**?
Don't hate on me just because you didn't come up with it.
So if you see us in the club, go on and walk the other way
'cuz our run will never be over, not at least until we say

Ino: If you see us in the club, we'll be acting real nice
If you see us on the floor, you'll be watching all night
We ain't here to hurt nobody
So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me
Wanna see you work your body
So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me

Konoha Idol Part 2: Shino and Kiba

Kakashi: Well, on our previous episode of Konoha Idol, we had Naruto Uzumaki and Hinata Hyuga singing Promiscuous. Oh, and this show is NOT copied from AnimeMangaEmo's Ninja Idol. It's just a coincidence. AnimeMangaEmo has given their approval of this show, and they had the idea first. Actually, their version is pretty good too. SuperKoala100 recommends it. Anyway, let's meet our next contestants, Shino Aburame and Kiba Inuzuka singing Dance, Dance by Fall Out Boy!

Shino: T_T Do I really have to sing this?

Kakashi: It's a little too late to back out now.

Shino: Kiba wanted to sing Who Let The Dogs Out?, but I said we should sing something by Linkin Park. So we decided on this song that wasn't too happy and wasn't too dark. But if it's all the same, I don't wanna sing it.

Kiba: Too bad.

Kakashi: Just sing the dang song already!!!!!

Kiba: She says she's no good with words but I'm worse
Barely stuttered out
"A joke of a romantic" or stuck to my tongue
Weighed down with words too over-dramatic
Tonight it's "it can't get much worse"
Vs. "no one should ever feel like.."

Both: I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I'll write them
So you need them just to get by

Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

Shino: You always fold just before you're found out
Drink up its last call
Last resort
But only the first mistake and I...

Both: I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I'll write them
So you need them just to get by

Kiba: Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress, love

Both: Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

Shino: Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress (mattress, mattress)
I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me

Both: Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead

Dance this is the way they'd love (way they'd love)
Dance this is the way they'd love (way they'd love)
Dance this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance

Konoha Idol Part 1: Naruto and Hinata

You all would've seen this coming, but you didn't read my blog posted that previewed it. Anyway, I already have most of this story on Quizilla, but I had to edit it because some things that are acceptable on Quizilla aren't here. :roll: Some of it I censored anyway, but I don't think it gets up to that pointuntil chapter 3. Some of the songs I used aren't the most appropriate, which is why it has a T rating on Quizilla. If you go looking for it under DarkNinja1994, you won't find it because I'm under a different name.The 1st couple chapters are boring, but they get better. Anyway, here is the first part of my lame story.

Kakashi: Hello and welcome to the first ever Konoha Idol! This is like American Idol, only Konoha style. Anyway, I co-created this show, and my co-creator,DarkNinja1994 couldn't be here tonight, but she left this note for me to read to you.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters in it, but I wish I did. All the credit goes to Masashi Kishimoto.

Oh and also, Kakashi had nothing to do with the making of this show. I made it up my self, and all he did was sit in the corner and steal Choji's potato chips.

Um..... Well don't I feel embarrassed now. Anyway, let's introduce the judges. I'm Kakashi Hatake, leader of Team 7. (Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto's team, for the people who don't know!)

Kurenai: I'm Kurenai Yuhi, leader of Team 8. (Hinata, Shino, and Kiba's team, again for the dummies!)

Asuma: And I'm Asuma Sarutobi, leader of Team 10. (Ino, Shikamaru, and Choji's team. Geez, do I really gotta explain all this? Why are you reading this crap if you don't watch Naruto? Well, I've spoken my piece.)

Kakashi: Some of you may be wondering why Guy isn't a judge. Well, here's why. You all know how annoying Guy can be, so I told him that the Konoha Idol Contest was gonna be in Suna (Village Hidden In The Sand) this year.

Somewhere in the Suna Desert

Guy: Kakashi? Kurenai? Asuma? Where are you guys? Hey Orochimaru, what are you doing here? GAAAAAA-----

Kakashi: OK, let's explain how this works. Guys from the cast of Naruto are gonna come up here and sing whatever they want to. The judges are just like the points on Whose Line Is It Anyway?, they just don't matter! At the end of Konoha Idol when everyone has sung their song, you go to this poll thatDarkNinja1994 will make after the competitors have preformed, and you, the viewers, vote for who you want to win. But don't go look for it yet, until after Konoha Idol is over! (Or, if you're reading this on TV.com, than just type it in the comment box)Anyway, we were gonna start off with a bit of SasuSaku-ness, but apparently there's a bunch of that shipping's haters and they would stop tuning in to Konoha Idol if we did that. You know who you are! So we're gonna start with some NaruHina-ness because everyone loves that shipping, and bring in Sasuke and Sakura later. Dude, I swear those are the only shipping songs. Unless you count the sorta implied NejTen-ness. Anyway, here are our first contestants, Naruto and Hinata, singing- Wow, I'll never know how he got her to agree to sing this, but here's Naruto Uzumaki and Hinata Hyuga singing Promiscuous by Timbaland and Nelly Furtado! Oh, and the youtube video link below has the song in case you wanna follow along.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHBg0xkeBEE

Hinata: Am I throwing you off?

Naruto: Nope

Hinata: Didn't think so

Naruto: How you doin' young lady
That feelin' that you givin' really drives me crazy
You don't haveta play about the joke
I was at a loss of words first time that we spoke

Hinata: Looking for a girl that'll treat you right
You lookin' for her in the day time with the light

Naruto: You might be the type if I play my cards right
I'll find out by the end of the night

Hinata: You expect me to let you just let you hit it
But will you still respect me if you get it

Naruto: All I can do is try, gimme one chance
What's the problem I don't see no ring on your hand
I be the first to admit it, I'm curious about you, you seem so innocent

Hinata: You wanna get in my world, get lost in it
Boy I'm tired of running, lets walk for a minute

Naruto: Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And it's you that I want

Hinata: Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I'm all yours
What you waiting for?

Naruto: Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

Hinata: Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?

Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead
But you're still kinda cute

Naruto: Hey! I can't keep my mind off you
Where you at, do you mind if I come through

Hinata: I'm out of this world come with me to my planet
Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it?

Naruto: They call me Thomas
last name Crown
Recognize game
I'm a lay mine's down

Hinata: I'm a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get lonely I'ma need your help
Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health

Naruto: I want you on my team

Hinata: So does everybody else.

Naruto: Baby we can keep it on the low
Let your guard down ain't nobody gotta know
If you with it girl I know a place we can go

Hinata: What kind of girl do you take me for?

Naruto: Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And it's you that I want

Hinata: Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I'm all yours
What you waiting for?

Naruto: Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

Hinata: Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?

Naruto: Don't be mad, don't get mean

Hinata: Don't get mad, don't be mean

Naruto: Hey! Don't be mad, don't get mean

Hinata: Don't get mad, don't be mean

Naruto: Wait! I don't mean no harm
I can see you with my t-shirt on

Hinata: I can see you with nothing on
feeling on me before you bring that on

Naruto: Bring that on

Hinata: You know what I mean

Naruto: Girl, I'm a freak you shouldn't say those things

Hinata: I'm only trying to get inside your brain
To see if you can work me the way you say

Naruto: It's okay, it's alright
I got something that you gon' like

Hinata: Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash
Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash

Naruto: Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And it's you that I want

Hinata: Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I'm all yours
What you waiting for?

Naruto: Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

Hinata: Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?


Naruto: Promiscuous Girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And its you that I want

Hinata: Promiscuous Boy
I'm calling your name
But you're driving me crazy
The way you're making me wait

Naruto: Promiscuous Girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

Hinata: Promiscuous Boy
We're one in the same
So we don't gotta play games no more

A Tribute To The Good Who Died In Harry Potter

I finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows last night. I admit, I cried. Snape was so misunderstood. And to separate Fred and George..... Anyway, here is a list of everyone who helped Harry kill Voldemort whowas killed in any of the Harry Potter books.

James Potter

Lily Potter

Cedric Diggory

Alastor Moody

Severus Snape

Fred Weasley

Dobby the House Elf

Remus Lupin

Nymphadora Tonks Lupin

Albus Dumbledore

Sirius Black

Hedwig

I'm sorry if I left anyone out, these are just the ones that I think I will miss most of all. Below is a list of scum who deserved to die and I have no regret of losing them. I know the Dark Lord and Riddle are the same person..... I just feel that they should be mentioned seperate for some reason.

Lord Voldemort

Tom Riddle

Bellatrix Lestrange

Vincent Crabbe

Peter Pettigrew

Happy Birthday Sasuke and Daniel!!!!! ^_^

In case you didn't know, today is the birthday of 2 super important people.

#1: Sasuke Uchiha

Naruto character, solesurviver of the Uchiha Clan Massacre, son of Fugaku and Mikoto,younger brother of Itachi,major hunksicle(or however you spell that, it's a lame word, I know), Deidara's killer, Orochimaru's killer,Sakura's boyfriend (please don't yell at me for that part, it's hard to resist '-_-), Naruto's rival, user of the Sharingan, and that's about all I got.

#2: Daniel Radcliffe

Actor who plays Harry Potter in the Harry Potter movies. That's about all I got.

As you can cearly see, Sasuke is more important than Daniel, even thought Sasuke is an anime character, and Daniel is a real person.

Preview of my idiotic story

It's gonna be really really stupid, but I might as well post it since I already did on Quizilla. It's called Konoha Idol and it's a parody of American Idol. It's kinda amusing, and at the end you vote for the winner. Anyway, please vote. No one pays any attention to it on Quizilla. :cry: :roll:

The Ear, The Eye, and The Owl

I got Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows today, and am around page 80. I'm sad. George Weasley lost one of his ears, and Mad Eye Moody and Hedwig lost their lives. WHen I finish the bookm I will make a tribute to everyone who has died in Harry Potter. Mad Eye and Hedwig, you will be missed.

Back from camp, it was like Negima!/Kitten Update

I just got back from camp like an hour ago, and it was fun!!!!! It was exactly like Negima!!!!! It was scary. Lucas (my sweetheart) was Negi, and all the girls had crushes on him because he's hot and funny. After camp was over, the only ones who still liked him were me and Casey. Me and Casey were like in this love war the entire time. I go to Lucas's school and Casey lives in the next state, so she had 0 chance.

Lucas- Negi

Me- Asuna

The Twins (Kelsey andTaylor)- The Twins (Fuka and Fumika)

Bryson- Haruna

Freida-Evangeline

Casey- Ayaka (Although she wasn't as open with her crush on Lucas. She looked like a blonde Nodoka without the bangs)

Brooke- Konoka

Molly- Chachamaru

Freida did like everything in her power to get me and Lucas together. I was gonna tell him how I feel, but we just got our relationship back to friendship level and I didn't want to ruin it. Me, Bryson, and Brooke formed a band, which we call Tasteless. It's short for Girls Who Have Bad Taste In Guys Except For Nikole (Me) Except She Really Does. These are two of our songs:

White Carpet

White carpet

I shampoo you but you always stay the same

White carpet

There's dirt on you, and cat hair too, and a big footprint from my dirty shoe

I don't know why I don't replace you with one that is blue

White carpet

I guess you could say that I love you

White carpet

Dun, dun, dun, dun!

We have another song called I Don't Like Your Carpet, it's a parody of Girlfriend, but I'll save that for another day. BTW, my 4 little kittens have opened their eyes. Oh, and I'm writing a Naruto version of American Idol, and it rocks!!!!!

NaruHina and SasuSaku Fans Must Watch!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz21Y1ubeoQ I love this song!!!!! It's my favorite. It's called At The Beginning.It's the theme from my favorite animated movie, Anastasia. The first half of the video is NaruHina, the second is SasuSaku. Here are the lyrics:

(Hinata/Sakura):We were strangers
Starting out on a journey
Never dreaming
What we'd have to go through
Now here we are
And I'm suddenly standing
At the beginning with you

(Naruto/Sasuke):No one told me
I was going to find you
Unexpected
What you did to my heart
When I lost hope
You were there to remind me
This is the start

Bboth)Life is a road
And I want to keep going
Love is a river
I wanna keep flowing
Life is a road
Now and forever
Wonderful journey

I'll be there
When the world stops turning
I'll be there
When the storm is through
In the end I wanna be standing
At the beginning with you

(Sakura/Hinata): We were strangers
On a crazy adventure
(Sasuke/Naruto): Never dreaming
How our dreams would come true
(Both):Now here we stand
Unafraid of the future
At the beginning with you

Life is a road
And I want to keep going
Love is a river
I wanna keep flowing
Life is a road
Now and forever
Wonderful journey

I'll be there
When the world stops turning
I'll be there
When the storm is through
In the end I wanna be standing
At the beginning with you

I knew there was somebody somewhere
Like me alone in the dark
Now I know my dream will live on
I've been waiting so long
Nothing's gonna tear us apart

Life is a road
And I want to keep going
Love is a river
I wanna keep flowing
Life is a road
Now and forever
Wonderful journey

I'll be there
When the world stops turning
I'll be there
When the storm is through
In the end I wanna be standing
At the beginning with you

Life is a road and I wanna keep going
Love is a river I wanna keep going on....
Starting out on a journey
Life is a road and I wanna going
Love is river I wanna keep flowing
In the end I wanna be standing
At the beginning with you.

This is a pretty cool video too. Sasuke and Itachi This Is Halloween.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVta5acG7OM

Holy Level 10/I'm going away for a while/New season of Monk and Psych

Dude, my freaking score hadn't moved for 2 weeks! It was 9 25% and now it's 10 22%!!!!! I guess those 20 reviews, new friends, blogs, and recent contribution payed off. I'm excited!!!!! Also, I am leaving for camp tommorrow night. I might be on here before I leave, but don't count on it. I'll be back Friday night. The new seasons of Monk and Psych were on last night. Favorite lines from the episodes:

(Monk)

Natlie: (chasing Monk around with the Marci acton figure) Oh Adrian! Clue hug!

Monk: Cut it out Natalie, I know it's you.

(Psych)

Shawn: Jewels, I think you know how to dance.

Jewels: Fine, I went to cheerleader camp. For 2 weeks. I got kicked out.

Shawn andGus: ?????

Jewels: T_T I don't like liars who steal nail polish and pass out a teeny bit if you whack them on the back of the head!