You all would've seen this coming, but you didn't read my blog posted that previewed it. Anyway, I already have most of this story on Quizilla, but I had to edit it because some things that are acceptable on Quizilla aren't here. :roll: Some of it I censored anyway, but I don't think it gets up to that pointuntil chapter 3. Some of the songs I used aren't the most appropriate, which is why it has a T rating on Quizilla. If you go looking for it under DarkNinja1994, you won't find it because I'm under a different name.The 1st couple chapters are boring, but they get better. Anyway, here is the first part of my lame story.
Kakashi: Hello and welcome to the first ever Konoha Idol! This is like American Idol, only Konoha style. Anyway, I co-created this show, and my co-creator,DarkNinja1994 couldn't be here tonight, but she left this note for me to read to you.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters in it, but I wish I did. All the credit goes to Masashi Kishimoto.
Oh and also, Kakashi had nothing to do with the making of this show. I made it up my self, and all he did was sit in the corner and steal Choji's potato chips.
Um..... Well don't I feel embarrassed now. Anyway, let's introduce the judges. I'm Kakashi Hatake, leader of Team 7. (Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto's team, for the people who don't know!)
Kurenai: I'm Kurenai Yuhi, leader of Team 8. (Hinata, Shino, and Kiba's team, again for the dummies!)
Asuma: And I'm Asuma Sarutobi, leader of Team 10. (Ino, Shikamaru, and Choji's team. Geez, do I really gotta explain all this? Why are you reading this crap if you don't watch Naruto? Well, I've spoken my piece.)
Kakashi: Some of you may be wondering why Guy isn't a judge. Well, here's why. You all know how annoying Guy can be, so I told him that the Konoha Idol Contest was gonna be in Suna (Village Hidden In The Sand) this year.
Somewhere in the Suna Desert
Guy: Kakashi? Kurenai? Asuma? Where are you guys? Hey Orochimaru, what are you doing here? GAAAAAA-----
Kakashi: OK, let's explain how this works. Guys from the cast of Naruto are gonna come up here and sing whatever they want to. The judges are just like the points on Whose Line Is It Anyway?, they just don't matter! At the end of Konoha Idol when everyone has sung their song, you go to this poll thatDarkNinja1994 will make after the competitors have preformed, and you, the viewers, vote for who you want to win. But don't go look for it yet, until after Konoha Idol is over! (Or, if you're reading this on TV.com, than just type it in the comment box)Anyway, we were gonna start off with a bit of SasuSaku-ness, but apparently there's a bunch of that shipping's haters and they would stop tuning in to Konoha Idol if we did that. You know who you are! So we're gonna start with some NaruHina-ness because everyone loves that shipping, and bring in Sasuke and Sakura later. Dude, I swear those are the only shipping songs. Unless you count the sorta implied NejTen-ness. Anyway, here are our first contestants, Naruto and Hinata, singing- Wow, I'll never know how he got her to agree to sing this, but here's Naruto Uzumaki and Hinata Hyuga singing Promiscuous by Timbaland and Nelly Furtado! Oh, and the youtube video link below has the song in case you wanna follow along.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHBg0xkeBEE
Hinata: Am I throwing you off?
Naruto: Nope
Hinata: Didn't think so
Naruto: How you doin' young lady
That feelin' that you givin' really drives me crazy
You don't haveta play about the joke
I was at a loss of words first time that we spoke
Hinata: Looking for a girl that'll treat you right
You lookin' for her in the day time with the light
Naruto: You might be the type if I play my cards right
I'll find out by the end of the night
Hinata: You expect me to let you just let you hit it
But will you still respect me if you get it
Naruto: All I can do is try, gimme one chance
What's the problem I don't see no ring on your hand
I be the first to admit it, I'm curious about you, you seem so innocent
Hinata: You wanna get in my world, get lost in it
Boy I'm tired of running, lets walk for a minute
Naruto: Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And it's you that I want
Hinata: Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I'm all yours
What you waiting for?
Naruto: Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
Hinata: Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?
Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead
But you're still kinda cute
Naruto: Hey! I can't keep my mind off you
Where you at, do you mind if I come through
Hinata: I'm out of this world come with me to my planet
Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it?
Naruto: They call me Thomas
last name Crown
Recognize game
I'm a lay mine's down
Hinata: I'm a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get lonely I'ma need your help
Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health
Naruto: I want you on my team
Hinata: So does everybody else.
Naruto: Baby we can keep it on the low
Let your guard down ain't nobody gotta know
If you with it girl I know a place we can go
Hinata: What kind of girl do you take me for?
Naruto: Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And it's you that I want
Hinata: Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I'm all yours
What you waiting for?
Naruto: Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
Hinata: Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?
Naruto: Don't be mad, don't get mean
Hinata: Don't get mad, don't be mean
Naruto: Hey! Don't be mad, don't get mean
Hinata: Don't get mad, don't be mean
Naruto: Wait! I don't mean no harm
I can see you with my t-shirt on
Hinata: I can see you with nothing on
feeling on me before you bring that on
Naruto: Bring that on
Hinata: You know what I mean
Naruto: Girl, I'm a freak you shouldn't say those things
Hinata: I'm only trying to get inside your brain
To see if you can work me the way you say
Naruto: It's okay, it's alright
I got something that you gon' like
Hinata: Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash
Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash
Naruto: Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And it's you that I want
Hinata: Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I'm all yours
What you waiting for?
Naruto: Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
Hinata: Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?
Naruto: Promiscuous Girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And its you that I want
Hinata: Promiscuous Boy
I'm calling your name
But you're driving me crazy
The way you're making me wait
Naruto: Promiscuous Girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
Hinata: Promiscuous Boy
We're one in the same
So we don't gotta play games no more
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