Another year, another Guitar Hero. I recently invested in World Tour (just the guitar - holding off on the drums until later), and what better way to tell y'all about it than in a "Darth Plays" entry. This'll be a long one - I have a lot to say about the game. Let's begin:
*(During band intro) Is this some clarification that Clarinet Hero is coming? I hope not....
*Our default band name is Teddy Bears on Fire? I mean, every other band in this game gets a cool name - Nirvana, Paramore, Steely Dan...
*(when a song appears that none of us have heard on ) WHAT? (also because I was singing during this time - NOT a good sign...)
*We've been five starring sets left and right. ON MEDIUM. This never would have happened in GH3. Perhaps having a bassist and a singer helps.
*(while singing) AIR! NEED AIR!
*(at results screen) Ok, you two did so much better than me because playing a fake instrument is easier than SINGING.
*(again, at results screen) I got paid to sing? This has JUST become instantly more rewarding than Singstar.
*(during character creation)...My character looks kinda like Dave Navarro (Jane's Addiction guitarist) if he was born in the South. I don't know if that's incredibly stupid or incredibly awesome.
*(again, during character creation) I have the ability to create a ninja. A guitar playin', drum smackin', vocal blastin' ninja. For all the games short comings, this has more than made up for it. Ditto the gorilla.
*Oh sweet! Billy Corgan! I love the Smas...WHAT THE HELL IS HE WEARING!? He looks like a bloody alien! (No, really, he DOES.)
*WHY IS THERE SO MUCH EMO? JESUS CHRIST...
*I have to pay money to play sets? This better be worth it.
*(during Tool set). WHAT. THE. HELL. IS. THIS. There's no band, there's no crowd, there's no fireworks...it's an EYE staring at me. And other stuff. I'm sure that I haven't been taking any form of recreation drugs, but this is scaring the crap out of me. Awesome, but scary.
*(during Ted Nugent intro). My guy is just standing there. Doing nothing. I can relate though - when a dude just rocks up riding a bull, points the end of his guitar at the camera and shoots it like a gun (complete with SOUND EFFECT), I'd just stand there too.
*(while Hayley Williams sings) I do not believe that Miss Williams is in the business of Misery. I am rather enjoying myself playing this song.
*(noticing adverts) Chicken does not improve my guitar playing, nor does it improve my singing. Sorry KFC. You have failed.
*(magazine cover shows Ozzy telling us "It's frightening just how much I like this band") No Ozzy, you doing a bloody "RAWR" pose is frightening.
*(while Crazy Train is being played - the singer starts smiling) Oh god...that smile is freaking disturbing. And I've played Earthbound.
*(while Ozzy sings) Hearing Ozzy sing La Bamba and B.Y.O.B is truly worth the price of admission.
*(during endgame). I'm playing lead guitar in a band comprised of Ozzie Osbourne, Travis Barker, Sting and myself. Awesome, though I need to replace two of those musicians, and I'll be good.
*(Load Screen says "Tip: Move away from the mic to breathe in) Heh. Old as hell, but funny. At least it isn't a Rickroll...
*(During GH Tunes) Huh. Stairway. Heard about this song (downloads it and starts to play - Never Want To Give You Up starts playing). Oh jesus....that's clever.
So yeah, that's GHWT in a nutshell. The game is definitely good - but it does feel REALLY similar to Guitar Hero 3. Thankfully the game is made MUCH easier, and the ability to play five career modes (band, lead guitar, bass guitar, vocals & drums) is nice. The song list isn't too bad - all the old stuff is fantastic, with a few exceptions, (the Doors song could've been a better pick), but the stuff from 1990-2008? It's ok. They range from good songs (Modest Mouses' Float On, Smashing Pumpkins Today) to horrible (the Dinosaur Jr song, Korn and just about everything else).
I wish I'd picked up the complete bundle, but I didn't want another mic (I'm using Singstar mics), and I wanted to wait until the drums were fixed up properly before I made the plunge. Still, with reports that a new drum kit will be coming with GH: Metallica (with two bass drums - and hopefully improved), I guess that's the one to pick up when it gets released sometime next year.
Later
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