capt marvel: srsly guys...why wasent i in this epi? i'm super cearal...isis is one of my baddies. good thing she didnt bring back toth adam...cuz then i'd have to put down my penthouse mag anddisturb mary and freddie from inside the closet...and you know how they get. i have to teach clark and oliver to teach a thing or two about magical baddies. :roll: no srsly..why wasent i invited?

green arrow: cuz dip $h!t you're 12! thats why you werent invited, jacka$$. leave the big bad baddies up to the big guns like clark and i. btw, where tf was carter?

capt marvel: :(

carter hall: teaching & tutoring female undergead students. yes, thats right. teaching and tutoring.

clark (dressed as his nerd self): dude c'mon, we could've rly used yer help. but oliver and i solved the isis/lois problem by ourselves. we totally pwn, dude.

green arrow: dude, i knooooow right. so we rocked that b!tch back to her neckless thingie with your lazer eyes. beast.

clarK: beast all the way, man. i cant wait till next wk when we blow moar sh!t up.

carter: w...t...f...you kids now a days sound like a bunch of illterate apes. hell, apes havea greater vocabulary then you guys.

green arrow: what more do except from a generation of kids raised on corn dogs, grilled cheese sandwiches, chicken strips, and tator tots everyday for lunch. srsly...i want a can of chef boy r'd soooo bad right now.

clark: bro, i'm straved. mini ravioli is the best, man.

carter: fck me up the a$$. u-u no srsly... fck me up the a$$. x-x

cat grant: omigosh... all OF you could use a good mouth washing with a bar of soap.

carter: wait.. diden't you used to be a ho?

cat grant: omigosh... mr. birdman. wht a horrible and slanderous thing to say. i'm a well known and respected reporter, unlike that lois lane. and u smell like alcohol, sir.

carter: me likie... you guys know her?

clark and oliver: GO BACK TO CHURCH, CAT!!!

cat grant: omigosh... what a bunch of ruffians.*gets rly angry and storms off*

*carter runs after her* hey baby! wait up!!!

green arrow: eh...had no idea he was into blonds...

cat grant: leave me alone, slimeball! *tasers carter*

carter hall: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! nooooooooooo!

green arrow: kfc it is...

tess: ha...hahaha i have a secret...

clark and green arrow: o.0 0.o

tess: your looking goood today, oliver. i hope your in the mood for some gringer...

oliver: 0-O i preper blonds. infact i'm seeing dinah...that's right blonds.

tess: very well then...prick

oliver: cnt munch

tess: bstard

oliver: fire crotch

tess: love you...

oliver: i cant stay mad at you..

tess: hehehehe..

clark: u-u;

lois: ok freaks, why does it smell like kfc in here?

clark: cat tasered carter u-u

lois: bstard deserved it....

tess: kfc on me!!!!!

everyone: YAY!!!

*everyone walks out*

dinah: hi oliver...

oliver: :3 hi dinah..hehehe *gets seperated from group*

oliver: see you guys later...

lois: duddddesssss..i'm telling you... rizzoles & isles will change her lyfe!

tess: eruka on sy-fy changed me lyfe!

clark: k... by oliver.

*lois and tess chattering away*

clark: wait..i think oliver left us

tess: screw that jack-off...

*everyone walks into the sun set into tess' bwm 760li*

& so that concludes last wk's recap of smallville. stay tuned for this wk's epi when moar sht blows up!

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havent had time to post this till now. so here it is!

ha ha... it's actually "when did i get so up tight and nerdy?"

lmaoo...rly clark, uptight? rly?

farmboi met his totally hunk and mouthwatering old dude self in the form of this:

lol..i made these..

meanwhile clark's 23-yr-old brain is struggleing to comprehend what brainiac 5, filling in the role of the ghost of x-mas past and present, is telling clark about his inner darkness, but,all clark can think about is how hungry he is again...

my friend came over to watch sv and we both hudled up with out beers infront of my tiny tv screaming,"OMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGG... HE'S SO DAMN HOT!!!!," "I WANNA LICK HIM!!!!1, I SRSLY, SRSLY WANNA LICK HIM!!!." nerd clark had our under 25 brains working over time over the slick back hair and glasses.

good times to be had over hot men, meanwhile village ppl's "macho man" randomly plays somewhere in the background in the room with the lamp with the purple light bulb.

so IN this wk's epi, black adam's wife, isis, posses lois? very s8 much? does this mean that we will seeing another capt marvel allusionfight lois or possibly blackadam?i'd love to see a sweaty and young capt marvel make me wet..i mean fight clark. epicness ensures this wk on smallville!

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planned events: ncis/batman crossover part 3.

jen closed her eyes and let out a soft moan as 7-and-half-inches of jethro slowly slid though her throbbing womanhood. she tilt her head back as gibbs buried his head in her neck with kisses while he hummed the village ppl's "macho man" into her ear. "body, wanna feel my body" vibrated from his lips as jen's left hand rubbed against the side of gibb's head and her right arm wraped around his sweaty back.

her knees were weak and her body trembeled. the night was going to be very pleasurable, indeed. gibbs right hand slid down her chest and his other gripped her hips. his hand prints from the lastrendouz were still fresh on the head board. nothing was seprating them now; just bare skin and the sweat that leaked from every pore in the hot room with a dusty cieling fan over head.

the batsuit lay littered across the floor next to the liz taylor white diamond scented cat suit.

snowball sat next to the whip waiting for her owner to finsh and head out for the night.

LISTEN! deftones - diamond eyes.

if this song doesnt describe jibbs, then idk wht song does...

Time will see us realign
Diamonds reign across the sky
Shower me into the same
Realm
Time will see us realign
Diamonds reign across the sky
I will lead us to the same
Realm

coming soon:

i turned on the tv today only to find (its only on one channel lol) a rare monday ncis marathon. you sh!tting? i thought i was dreaming! XD unforntaunlly, i had to leave to computer lab, so i couldnt watch the rest of the marathon. more ncis rain forcasted for wensday!!!!!1 :0

sat also kicked total with all day ncis... :D

i checked the listings for today and wes and turns out i've already all those epis so i mostly wont be tuning.

what? don't judge me! i have a mid term tomarrow and a presentation on thirsdayfor the same class.

a$$hats...

besides, palmer, mcgee and dinozzo make me horney so it's very difficult to enjoy the show while yer pants on on fire. you hear?

MCGEE AND DINOZZO LOOK LIKE BROTHERS! YAY!

these 3 luk gud :D

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ps. wtf happened to sean murry? he was looking gud, now he skinny like a broom. hes still cute, though, but what gives?

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I want to make a JIBBS vids using the deftones "diamond eyes." imo, that song "sums" up thier relationship the best w/o being totally sappy and romantic, yet opended ended. and it just kicks total a$$. :D

deftones - diamond eyes. LISTEN!

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coming soon:

WHAT THE G**DANMED FCK IS OLIVER DOING? TELLING THE WHOLE DAMED FCKING WORLD THAT HES FKCING GREEN ARROW!???! WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY?! )X

AFTER LOIS ALWAYS GETS OFF'ED BY DARKSIDE TO JUST GET THAT USB WITH THE OLIVER QUEEN/GREEN ARROW CHAPTER, AND HE ENDS TELLING THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X# X#

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU, GOOD SIR, FAIL.

AND WHY TF ISENT OLIVER DATING DINAH YET?!

F-U CLOE!!!

LISTEN!!!!! (deftones- diamond eyes)

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In other news, doesnt ALLISON MACK kinda look like agreat grown up version of kelly, gibbs daughter? (:

kelly is no longer alive, but lets say gibbs had a dream ab her or maybe had to investigate a crime where something happens to a sailor and the team meets the sailor's widow, who happens to be same age as kelly and has the same name.

they kinda look alike and allison, in real life, would be more or less the same age as kelly...

isnt life gran? (:

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coming soon....

kluck...kluck...kluck...kluck...kluck...kluck...

all she needs are the shoes and shesready for crusing around school :D

i dont think that jacket will keep her warm in the deep fryer...

bought $4 organic eggs at the school farmers market the other day...they taste the same and the eggs are brown. XD

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jen jr:why are my shoes with the chicken?! DAD!! D:

gibbs: heh heh heh... ^-^

XD my aunt send my dad this and he forwarded to me... XD

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Top This One For ASpeeding

Ticket in Kingsville , Tx ,

Two TexasHighway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on Hwy 77, justsouth of Kingsville , Tx.


One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the town of Kingsville . The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and climbing.



The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then it suddenly turned off. Just then a deafening roar over the Mesquite treetops on Hwy 77revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near this, it's Naval Airhome base location in Kingsville Tx.

Back at the Texas Highway Patrol Headquarters in Corpus Christi the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USNaval Base Commander in Kingsvillefor shutting down his equipment.



The reply came back in trueUSMCstyle:



'Thank you for your letter....

You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of,and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.

Furthermore,an Air-to-Ground missileaboard the fullyarmed aircrafthad also automatically locked on to yourequipment'slocation.

Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flyingthe Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly respondedtothe missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense systembefore the missile waslaunched to destroy the hostile radar position on the side of Hwy 77 So. of Kingsville ...

The pilot suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech.

Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose.. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.'

SemperFi

lmaooooooooooooooooooooo lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

rotf x 80. this has to be funniest thing ever!! XD lmao lmao lmao

i bet gibbs would crack one of his cute grins he read this... XD

speaking of which, JEN JR. premiring soon!

jen jr: hey! i like texting n sh!t... ;) boys are good too and converse high tops!

gibbs: the shoes are fine, but no boys allowed.

jen jr: alright fine! i'll just go to my room and be bored like you want me to. D:

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cast:

gibbs
jen
jen jr (played by me)
issac the cat: patches
raisen the cat: snowball

plz come!

ITS OFFICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONLY 4 MORE CLOE EPISODES LEFT!!! SMALLVILLE EPICNESS JUST INCREASED 10 FOLD.

DON'T EMO OLLIE! DINAH/BLACK CANARY WILL COMING INTO YOUR LIFE SOON AND ALL US "DOLLIE" FANS WILL HAVE REASONS TO CELEBREATE ALL OVER THE INTERNET. SOON YOU'LL BE SAYING "CLHOE WHO?" AND YOU'LL VERY HAPPY WITH DINAH.

I BET ALAINA HUFFMAN WILL IN 6 EPIS IN THE SECOND HALF OF THE SEASON. THATS MY PREDICTION.

OLLIE AND DINAH FOR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
(except in the comics. divorced)

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thecount down to JEN JR (batman/ncis crossovers) has offically begun.

there are4 more blogs to go (3 more crossovers and a shepherd flashback) till the MAIN EVENT. everything is spread out so idk when the MAIN EVENt will actully be happening. maybe some time in late in oct..i dont know yet.... :?

the flashback blogwill beabout shepherdin her teen yearsas a very emotionably unbalanced teen and her single dad the then cornel shepherd. much madness insues as jasper fails to control young jen.

karma will be a B1Tch ...

so plz continue to enjoy the show

jen jr: i'm coming soon, b!Atchez.

XD that avater looks high XD

cast:

gibbs
shepherd
jen jr (played by me.. :( )
isaac the cat as patches
raisen the cat as snowball

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plz enjoy these pancakes...

ncis/batman crossover

Cast:

Gibbs as himself/Batman

Shepherd as herself/Catwoman

Tony as himself/Robin (Tim Drake)

Ziva as herself/Batgirl (Cassy Caine)

Tim as himself/Oracle

Ducky as himself/Alfred

Abby as herself

Palmer as himself

Vance as Commissioner Vance

It was a hazy late Friday morning. 10:30 am blinked on the wall clock. It was early june in dc and already the temperatures were in the high 90s. the days were often long and sunny, which made the work of the ncis crew more miserable especially when dealing with dead bodies whose decay was made faster by the heat. Things had been slow this week; except for a string of robberies at high end jewelry shops and cat related objects that metro police dealt with but still talked about with interest at ncis headquarters.

Gibbs was late. It wasn't his style, but the very late nights had taken a its toll. Tony and Ziva know Gibbs was up to something, but couldn't place it.

"Ze-vah, where do you think he is? This isn't like him!" Tony wonders.

"Well, he could be doing undercover work," Ziva replies.

"Na, something is definitely up…" He responds.

11:04 am blinks on the clock in the director's office.

Shepherd is sitting at her desk facing the door. Hazy sunlight seeps in from the slightly cracked vitiation blinds illuminating the evil in her eyes. An cherry red blow pop rests on her lips. Jen senses Gibbs presence near by.

Gibbs barges in.

The room is dimly lit and cold. The atmosphere sinister.

"Where you were last night?" He asks in his cold, stern voice.

"I see you do care. Why?" She purrs in evil tone

"I had an encounter with a cat burglar last night…" Gibbs has a bad feeling about her.

"Why? Do you think it's me?" She giggles. "What does your gut tell you? That your boss is a crazy little cat burglar?," She continues with a grin.

He doesn't respond.

"Ah. Your looking my cat eye diamond necklace. Like it?" She says breaking the silence

"Jen whatever it is your up too stop." Gibbs says with a tint of worry.

She stands up and walks to him. Taking in his energy. His smell. His body.

"You like me style?" She whispers.

"Its very you…" He whispers back.

She turns around and rubs her head against his chin. The height difference makes this possible. He feels intoxicated by her the smell of her shampoo; remembering their steamy showers from their younger years. What a tease.

"Then what's problem?" She asks.

His arms wrapped around her waist.

"Rough morning…"

"I see. How? It couldn't be worse then your boss contemplating firing her best agent." She teases back.

"No, but getting a poisoned kiss from a cat burglar is…" He says turning her over to face him.

……..

Jen Jr. premiring soon

it was late. rly, rly late, rather morning. he lookedatthe watch built into the left wrist of his suit. 3:04 am. "she getting late..." he thought as he sipped some luke warm coffee from a mug. it was a dark and windy night & he had long sinced dismissed his sidekicks from the rooftops they patrol daily to the conforts of their beds. the night was the bosses conformt.

his cape whisked in the cool breeze as he a close watch over the town from the shadows of the blackwell national trust bank.

for a few wks now, the only person he let down guard and let his inhibtions get the best of him. or beast of him. afterall, she was a female you know. a curvey, petitevixon in a cat suit. he couldent...he couldent let his sidekicks ever know of his late night romps with a female with a kiss so familar he could have sworn it was his boss. the cat burglar. she was evil. she was sweet. she was devoius. she was cunning. she was stunning. he did not whtshelooked likeunder that cat mask, and she didnt know what was under that bat mask. it was lust. the kind of lust you develop before infactuation so powerful, it disconnects the body from the soul until she disapeers into the great black yonder of a memory.

just 24 hours ago their lips were locked in an embrace over the city. he was trying to lift her mask, but the best he could do was reveal a few specks of red hair. she fought himtill his grip loosened.coincidence?

just last wk, his director was wearing a brand new diamond necklace. a similar one to the onethatwas stolen from a high priced jewerly store. police have no clues except for a single paw print --- a cat's paw.

"hey..." he turned around to catch her standing behind him. he was so lost in thought he dident even hear or sense her. cat burglers are quiet and she is no diffrent.

"i recognize the colon...you smell like a man your age should: refined," she said with a grin.

he grinned back and reached for her hips and swung her around for a kiss. she reached under his mask for a peak of wht lies underneath. all she caught were fluffs of silver when his strong grip stopped her leather gloved hand.

"such a naughty cat you are," he whispered in her costumed ear as a large persion cat rubbed his legs. the day has come full circle.

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In other news, it's another beautiful in bobcat country and the fall weather is creeping in.Homecoming and Halloween are just around the corner and you know what that means? Smallville, tailing parties, and hellish winters only the seen in the artic.

halloween decoration at a house nxt to my apt. XD

GO BOBCATS!!!!

my xpress music died and nokia no longer makes these!

i miss my xpress music soooooo much. i only had it for a yr when it fell on the concrete floor at the staduim and the screen went black from the inside (internal comptuer error). *emo tears* T-T

this phone even spent a night in an irrigation ditch atthe baseball field!

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in othernews,

I just think it's scary someone would want to end their life like that in public. Even if he was mentally disturbed and the school crisis center wasn't helping, maybe he should have sought outside help or at least an intervention by family members.

College is tough, but students shouldn't have to be alone in their studies or if they are stressed, there are options to relax --- ie. Rec centers, walks, mentor groups, church groups, etc.

Its kinda scarythinking about it.