n00bs...
n00bies!
srsly?
death by n00bs, i purpose
take that n00bs!!!!!!1!
check out gibbs a55...
BRUCE CAMPBELL LOOKS LIKE BEN 10'S GRANDPA! :0 
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btw, if ne of u see scott, ask him y the deville had rainbow colored feathers, glitter, a pair of stilleto shoes, a match book that says "i heart vegas" and catwoman's whip inside of it? cuz i was gonna ttake it to the old ppl buffet (lubys) this morning. i'm very dispointed in him. :|
look @ this mess...
theres crap and feathers and feed all over the place!! omg..it smells like an atomic baby diaper went off in here...not even firbesse or the fresh air can clear the stench away. :roll:
looks like moneys got in and threw poo all the walls and smeared it across the lawn. u-u
o-o ok...whos the wise nut who thought that chicken poo be great fertilizer for growing weed? gross, man, gross.
THERE WAS A ASSIGNMENT SHEET WITH EVERYONES NAME ON IT! YOUR NAME IS ON THE LIST!!!!!!!! IT'S A DIFF PERSON'S JOB TO CLEAN THE COOP EVERYDAY!!!!!!
NO CLEAN! NO CANDY!!!! THATS THE RULES! U LAZY COUCH CABBAGES!!!11!!!!!!!!!!1
btw, WHERE DID ALL THE CHICKENS GO?! SANDYS 1 & 2 ARE LEAVING US!!! THERE'S GOES OUT RECESSION PROOF JOB! NOOOOOOOOOO
my gawd...our chickens left cus the smell so that bad. :/
:roll: list of excuses:
monday- 
mar-harly: passed out due b-day cake intoxication. he ate an entire princess peach cake all by himself. was covered in pink frosting. we all laughed at the lil girl whos cake was eaten.
tuesday- 
scott: took the town car and we haven't seen him since nov. most likely bullying puny v6 and v4 engines off the highway with that massive v8 engine. he looks so pimp with an all black/all leather 2009 towncar running suxas off the highway. ;)
wensday-
ladyinque: joined acme detetive agency in hopes of catching carmen sandiego and winning the prize money, but soon realized that stealing priceless crap with the 'lady in red' was more fun then solving crimes. the statue of liberty is missing...
thurs:
zeofan: just b/c your a young man full of raging hormones, doesnt give u the right to skip your chores. :|
friday-
joker: ran around the room with a lit bomb laughing. he then proceded in blowing up the nieghors farm, eating 50 big macs, going laundry, then mooning old ladies. he was later taken to arkham where he currently picks his nose and farts loudly.
sat: 
me: i did my work!!!1
sunday:
we all went to sizzler and ate so much, we closed the place down.
NO CANDY FOR YOU11!1!
look @ him a/b to give u tha finga cuz u report card so bad, it's evil....
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ok..so i get back to the apt today with my mom only to find my HA poster had been taken by rm cuz shes "afraid to be alone with it" :roll:
if u excuse me, i'm doing to go for a ride in my imaginary 2009 CADILLAC DTS now :roll:
when u leave, shut the door so the cats wont get in...
i've returned back to my apt after 2 wks home when my last class ended. she has a vacuum that one of the neighbor's is storing there cuz they went back to thier home country for the summer. their futon is also there too.
-uh..the place rly needs a clean and since i havent been there for 2 wks, is my responsility?
- the stove i HARDLY use is black with mystery soot. i cleaned it the last time with ajex and lysol and took about 30 mins to clean. since it's an electric stove, there is an opening in the burner where mystery gunk leaked and piled up creating a horid smell.
-dont get me wrong. i used to pick up after she used to cook for us. since i wasnet there for 2 wks and she only cooked for herself, who cleans it?
-wht do i tell her?
*at the writing of this blog, i'm on the job hunt and not at the apt. she is at lunch with her friend*
>.>;
*BEEP*
DANM IT SCOTT! CANT YOU PUT THAT PHONE ON SILENT? THE TXTING BELLS ARE RUINING THE PANEL SECTION WHERE CHELSEA MAKES FUN OF PPL! CANT THE PLANS FOR YOUR KIRK/SPOCK/SPAMANTHA FOX EXCURSION WAIT? CUZ THIER SHORE LEAVE ISENT 4 ANOTHER 8 MONTHES!!!!!!
*throws a rootbeer float at scott*
*janeway: damit!!!!!! dee & scott!! you'll wake the baby!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
the both of yu are grounded!!!!!!*
click to read the interview between someguy and jeff bennett who did the joker on batman the brave and the bold!1! ;D
WHAT DOES THIS DO?!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
"to toxic, to stabby, too fruity..." *gets rocket launcher out of pocket* 
"the real will move...he always does. opps"
"looks like you have a lot on your hands"
silver age comic of batman brave and the bold
i have this shirt. ^_^ i usually get like 5 compliments when i wear it. ^-^
btw, this is my rebuttle from trak movie blog. :P lol
yes, my "rebuttle" is posting a blog about the bbb joker. 
i urge you to check both parts of "game over owlman" of bbb. f***ing amazin. jeff bennett was spectaular and i dont care wht u haters say about his performance. it was a truely a cla55isc and this episode nvr gets old. after i saw this epi, i want to run up and give this joker a hug cuz he was so cudly and crazy. then i wanted to give my joker action figure a hug, too.
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i'm coming for you scott....
ora, 1st catwoman now carmen ;0 well..thats wht u get when your a crime fighting-gum shoe-pam cooking-spray-wielding-person-man :|
(btw, to all u hatez, sc0tt is mai best friend on the site & i get to tease him all i want. ;P)
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omg..i JUST have to know wht macales thinks of the new movie.
i was hoping to be mia till the 26th out of apathy and school...but the new "movie" called me out of hiding...:roll:
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-as the bishop of ALL and everything STAR TREK, i absolutely forbid you to watch this abominable, horrendous, leachous, lie of a movie. i don't know or care what this movie is about, but it is NOT trek. repeat NOT trek. how dare that evil man (dont you even DARE mention his name here, you know the rules) and make the non-trek ppl think that trek is all flashy fights and fancy action squences. HOW DARE THEY. now i'm going to go back in a few days only for the non-fans pound me with questions about 10 movies and 6 shows. my answer will be "you tell ME. you saw the "movie" and now call yourself a fan."
-THIS NEW FILTH WILL NEVER CONSIDERED T-11. IT INTRODUCES NOTHING NEW AND ONLY JUMBLES HISTORY. WTF IS SHINZON IN THIS FLICK? HE WAS IN NEMIS AS PICARD'S CLONE AND LIVED IN A 1,234,344,234 FT DEEP DITCH SLAVING FOR THE ROMUALANS. WHAT MAKES THIS MOVIE EVEN EVILER IS IT COMBINES NEMIS & THIS WRECK. WHAT??!?!? SHINZON FIGHTING CAPT. KIRK? HUH?????? IT WAS PICARD AND DATA DIED SAVING US ALL!!!!!!!!!! GET IT STRAIGHT!!! SHINZON CAN'T EXSIST IN TOS TIME CUZ DATA DIED BLOWING UP SHINZON'S SHIP!!!!!!!!!! ROMULANS DIDENT APPEAR TILL TOS S2 AND TILL THEN NOBODY KNEW WHT THEY LOOKED LIKE! SHINZON COULDENT HAVE GONE BACK IN TIME CUZ THE ROMULANS WERE NEAR CIVIL WAR AND TRYING TO TAKE DOWN THE FEDERATION AND HIS MISSION WAS 2 DESTORY PICARD, NOT MAKE LOVE TO KIRK! AHHHHHHHH! KIRK AND SPOCK DO NOT FIGHT OVER UHURA! UHURA HIT ON SPOCK THAT ONE TIME IN S1 AND HE TOLD HER TO BE GONE, WOMAN. KIRK AND UHURA HAD THIER MOMENTS, INCLUDING THAT KISS. NOTHING ELSE.
-i have not wasted 5 yrs of my life on trek only to have the non-fans (hiss) bombard me with questions they should know if they call themselves true fans after they watch this 2.5 hrs of this heresy.
-here come the non-fans!!!!!!!! oh nos!!!!!!!!! (wraps herself in her justice league blankie) be gone! stevie nicks commands you to stand back! stand back i say!
BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMERS! DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS TRASH! EVIL! BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY!
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i have to study for finals now
2 of my friends graduated from college. i have to buy them gifts.
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