holy $h!t, did anyone hear wht happened at ut-austin today? sum nut with an assult rifle shot himself in the librabry,

wtf kinda nut does sh!t like that?

idk wht i would doif anything like that happened at tx st. we've nvr hadon campus shootings b4 and it would surely create mass panic if some nut brought a gun to the quad and started shooting. all hell would break lose thats for sure.

the ut campus is a rly big place campared to tx st. my school is a meduim sized campus with the main buildings concentrated in the middle and newer editionsare spread out. but if someone wanted to hide, they would be able to do so . where as the ut campus goes on and on in every directon and everything is spread out.

fck anyone that tries to do that in bobcat country.

I'M TYPING IN RLY BIG FONT JUST ANNOYTO YOU. NOW YOU'LL KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT WHEN I TYPE IN TYPE BIG FONT.

THIS IS A GREAT DAY TO TYPE IN RLY BIG FONT, AND EVEN BETTER ONE WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT NOTHING IN RLY BIG FONT.

TODAY'S OBJECTOF THE DAY:

laundry soap.

It's time for your bath, snowball.

snowball looks pumped that shes about to recieve a bath.

btw, it was gibbs who named that cat, not me.

jen: and you thought it would be f'in helarious to name a gray cat "snowball," bstard.

Jen Jr. premiring soon...

lmao..the jibblet avatar looks high... XD XD

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i have a paper and a power point due on wes that i havent started on... :(

so yea... :(

*joy* i hardly ever get to watch this show, but now theres gonna be a marathon usa starting at 9 am!!! *joy*

i'll have to get up early to watch tony do wierd things, mcgee hack things, ziva butcher english, abby high on crack, ducky tell random stories, kate make faces, palmer act like a dweeb, vance be boring, and of course, watch jibbs flirt!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D ;)

I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!1 I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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btw, AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO THINKS GIBBS IS BATMAN?!

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Jen Jr. premiring soon...

btw, jen jr was made like all other babies--in the middle of a backseat grope fest...

i've never seen the director of ncis so angry..looks like lazers about to shoot from her eyes...

no! no! this is
not good. you've
done something that was
horrendous~dire~ghastly~appalling
and it was so heinously
breathtaking~remarkable~noteworthy~acclaimed
that thedirector flipped her lid and whipped
out her unhappy face with an ~exasperated scowl~.

lets find who the perpetrator is...

1. VANCE!

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we alreay know why. lets move on, shall we?

2. GIBBS! (again)

*face palm* she cannot possibly mad at me. we hopped on a private plane and relived paris all over again, and this time i didnt get arrested. we had a lovely dinner overlooking the effiel tower, took a horse ride in the park, went dancing, and wentfor aromantic walk in the park again, thenshared a milk shake at a cafe. we spent the entire trip flirting and kissing and then i went down on her at the hotel. there is no possible way she can be mad at me. i'm her b!tch, ok?

shepherd: oh hush, i'm not mad at you. btw, you coming over tonite?

gibbs: course...


erm..ok, ibet ducky got you all worked up.

3. DUCKY! what did u do that made shephard so mad?

the human liver is an amazing organ. it can process alcohol and then sends to the kidneys during the purifaction process. is that right mr. palmer? as you can see here the gentleman was fond of alcoholwhich ultimelty led to his fate in a strip club.

i don't understand why ms. jen has her g-string all ruffled up, but i've beenrehearsing my role as alfredfor the upcoming play, "batman and me" in two weeks. your job depends on your attendance, mr. palmer.

shepherd: told you that old coot is senile.

uh yes..that's true..i bet it was abby!

4.ABBY WHAT DID U DO THAT MADE SHEPHERD SO F-MAD?

KITTENS!PUPPIES!CUPCAKES!UNICORNS!RAINYDAYS!HOT TOPIC!TURTLES!RAINBOWS!DOUBLERAINBOWS!SLEEPOVERS!CANDY!HUGS!BABYHIPPOS!KITTENS!HUGS!CANDY!CANDY!CANDY!SUGAR!SUGAR!TWINKIES!BABIES!RICEKRISPIESTREATS!CHOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCLATE!HUGS!DOYOUWANTAHUG?YOUGETAHUGE!YOUSHOULDTRYCRACK!CRACK!CRACK!!CRAAAACK!CRACK!CRACK!

shephard: that kid is on crack, but nope, not her.

i bet it was palmer that left sheperd foaming at the mouth....



5. PALMER! WHT DID U DO THAT MADE YOUR BOSS SO SO SO ANGRY?

me? uh...uh...errr... *sweat drop* angent lee and i were only going over computer symatics about that new computer program shes having problems with and tim had already left so i volenteered to help her, yea that is. we werent totaly hooking up in sick bay. no way. when director shepherd went to sick bay to ask about that john doe..no hooking up there.

ok then...

PATCHES & SNOWBALL, JEN'S CATS!

(PATCHES)
6. DAMN THOSE CRAZY CATS!

PATCHES: meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
translation: i'm a f!#$ing cat. i do bad things for the hell of it. don't look at me, i only clawed that overpriced couch, ripping those tacky curtains, and ate the cavier she was going to serve to some guest. but i'm her "preciousness" and can do no wrong. sometimes she wears this leather cat suit and goes on nighttime walks with snowball and they return with cool sh!t. i got a diamond collar the other night. shinney!! *purrrr*

SNOWBALL: meow, meow, meow, meow.
translation: i'm the baby of the family and her "snooknums" and there for i can do nowrong. i only pee in all her indoor plants, use the stair carpet as my straching post, take pics of myself to post on the interweb, and i'm a voyaur cat. yes, thats right. i watch her and that silver haired man get freaky while i eat bread. then she takes me on nightime prowls hunting for expensive jewels while she wears a catsuit and some man in a black suit with giant ears calls her "catwoman." i dont get it.

shepherd: don;t mind her, she's a cat, wtf do they know? >.>;

snowball: then whts this pic of the both of us?

shepherd: holy crap!!! where to did you get this?! *takes pic and runs off*

that was... odd. only ncis would things like this would happan.

OUR LAST PERSON IS JEN JR. IF SHE DIDNT DO ANYTHING, THEN IDK WHT TO BELIVE ANY MORE...

7. JEN JR, WHT DID YOU DO THAT MADE YOUR MOM SO SO SO ATOMIC?

theres nothing wrong with sending 300 txts a day and spending all night on the computer ok. mom always lends me her all black credit card, well actully i borrow it w/o her knowing, and i head off to the jc pennys and hot topic for skinny jeans and plaid. mom calls me her "angel," "baby," "kitten," and says i can never do anywrong. i have a $500 cell phone and a closet full of awsome clothes. my dad, jethro, says i'm being spoiled, but he's old so wht does he know? anways, mom says i shouldent txt so much, but she's old so wht does she know? i got my nose pierced the other day and now it itches. my dad says i look just like him. he doesnt talk much, but he's cool. he says i talk to much, but i'm 15 and full of angst and he's an old guy, wht does he know? HOT TOPIC IS HAVIN' A SALE!!!! *starts txting*

wait, who are you and why i'm being questioned? MOOOOOOM!!!!!1

shepherd: HEY! get away from my baby! shooo! shooo! jethro, get your gun!

whoa, whoa, hey i'm just tyring to help you though your anger...christ almighty.

*gibbs throws me over the fence* ouch..my...face..

well director, if your employees, cats, and kid dident do anything, but wht got u all steamed up? :/

shephard: jr crashed the cl again while driving to hot topic. u_u. that kid i tell you, where did she learn to drive that away? certainly not me!

you mean you don't know? the swirving, driving on the opposite lane at top speed, peeling, drag racing, donuts in the parking lot, high speed chases, high speed interogations..that is the work of man and that man is gibbs.

i should have known it was him. she gets her stubborness from him and then refuses to drive like a human being. this wkend im teaching that girl how to drive like a human being!

gag me... x-x

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BOUNS STORY!

jen jr: mom, btw, what is that pic of you in leather and snowball?

gibbs: yea, jen, care to explain?

jen: i was a model/spokesperson for petsmart back in the 80's and that was another cat, not snowball.

gibbs: uh huh, care to explain where you got that diamond cats eye bracelet like the one that went missing from that museam?

jen: i can afford to have nice things, too you know... now if you excuse i'm taking the kid for a proper driving lesson. and how did you get that nasty gash on your forhead? looks like you were in hell of a fight.

gibbs: >.> danm dinozzo got into a drunken fight with a grocery store claw machine.

jen: doesnt look like claw to me..more like sharp claws.

gibbs: well it was.

BAT SIGNAL! GOTTA RUN!

jen jr: wait!!

*gibbs & shepherd disapear*

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sO fAR:

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-WoRkEd @ sK00l rAdIo StATiOn fOr 8 MoNtH3s (NeWs & PrOdUcTiOns)

-DoInG teH lObE sTrEcThInG (2 GaUgE/6.0Mm HoLeS)& gOt nOsE pIeRcEd

-WoRkEd On Sk00l PrOgRaMiNg

-PlAnNiNg 2 FuRtHeR cArReEr iN raD!0

-$mALlV!lLe Iz T3H sH!t. HeRez HoPiNg 4 0LiVeR & DiNaH.

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since u were misbehaving and being disrespectful, i threw your dinner in the trashcan. go fetch it...

pwned

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david mccullam as alfread (batman gotham knight) = epic win

me: thats a $700 cat?! lady, that cat is SMARTER than you! you got caught!

catwoman: silence! *cracks whip my whip way*

me: eep! (hides behind batman's cape)

batman: oh selina...uh...(blushing)

cw & bm start kissing

(me turns around)

me: :s eeck.... i'll...be...going on patrol duty now---

bm: shooo!

me: see u in the morning...:/
(under my breath) screw this im gonna hang out with supergirl!

"oh batsy..i just love your cologne!"

lmao...batman's face.. it's like he's turned on, constipated, and disgruntled at the same time.

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Mr. Bumble, an overweight skunk from Somerset, England, used to live mainly on bacon sandwiches. But after he ballooned to nearly 15 pounds, he was given a new home and put on a tough diet, the BBC reported. His owners gave him to the U.K.'s Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA). Now, his new home is a the Tropiquaria animal park in the U.K. The animal park's owner said Mr. Bumble needed to lose 5-6 pounds.

LMAO ROTF...look @ this guy... 15lb skunk...lmao...who only ate bacon.....lmao XD XD XD XD lmao

this to funny. XD XD XD XD XD lmao x 4 million u gotta give credit to the little guy..he's so cute. ;)

MAKE A CAPTION!

lady: this critter looks so delicious stuffed with 4 types of sausages, cheeses, brisket, and short ribs..oh and bacon. fire the crock pot!

skunk: uh oh...

NO BACON FOR U, B!THC

shepherd: you cant spell tilc withouth CL

gibbs: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ^_^

*shepherd opens back door of her car*

gibbs know that he if he good tonite, he'll get a promotion AND raise!

well, their aleady sh!t faced.... so i guess that helps

shepherd pimped out CL cuz we all know shes a p-i-m-p

but then gibbs realizes theres a looney toons marathon on and goes to watch bugs buggy play pranks on elmer. shepherd in her hormal state, summons dinozzo to the back seat of her cl, but dinozzo was done faster than superman and wonders why shepherd is giving him the "poker face."

meanwhile, gibbs is eating cookies, watching cartoons and getting crumbs all over his daffy duck boxers and wife beater.

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edit: LMAO...i just a mental image of gibb's legs...ROTF...thier all hairy and silver...lmao...