Well..it's the day after x-mas and the LAXATIVE FAIRY
is bringing the joyes power of relive with the
worlds strongest laxatives bringing new meaning the
term, "COMFORT AND JOY"

So sit back, relax, and let it all out...

oh, shes SANTA CLAUSE'S niece so she knows everything...

HELLO EVERYONE! It is I, the LAXATIVE FAIRY
& I know all about your holiday season's eatings!!

I know about the

&

!

AND THAT WAS JUST X-MAS DAY!

Plus, I know wht you've been eating
all week!

the

&

&

&

(you have angered ELBERT by eating these...)

&

&

I also know wht u ate at all those parties
and the x-mas eve dinner!

&

&

&

&

and the grand finale,
THE X-MAS EVEDINNER!

&

Now u can't take a

& have

totally bad!!

NO MORE SINCE I COME BRINGING
L A X A T I V E S !!!!!!!!

how do u spell relief?
L A X A T I V E S !!!!!!!!
of course!

tidings of flushing and joy everyone! ^_^

___________________

so there u have it folks, the LAXATIVE FAIRY bringing comfort and joy to many around the world.

i'll tell u wht i got 4 x-mas tomarrow. ^_^

LOOK THERE HE GOES! PRESENTS AND ALL! :o

:( i had the most awesome kick arse x-mas blog to end all x-mas blogs, yet no time to do it. :cry: i already started on the photoshoping..but there were some other stuff that needed to be done and mother refused to help me...:cry:

BUT

the good news is that i finally got THE 16" PICARD FIRST CONTANT INACTION FIGURE!!!!!!!!!!

so in true DEE-T manner, here's the grinch all over again.

CAPTION GAME TIME!!!!!

1)

"mmmmmm chicken..."

2)

"THAT VIBRATING GIFT
IS THE HIS/HER PRESENT
FOR ME AND CINDI LOU!"

3)

"QUICK! PUT THOSE
EXPENSE ORNAMENTS
IN PINATA AND BREAK
IT!"

(above pic dedicated to Drea since she would seem like the type to go all out with the x-mas things!) THIS BLOG ALSO DEDICATED TO DREA!!!!!!!!
-------------------------------------------

--------------------------

MARRY X-MAS FROM ANDY, ELBERT,& ME!!

btw, can anyone tell that i like the GRINCH a little to much?

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch....
------------------------------

READ THIS PART FIRST!

*ok, it turned to be a long blog, so the 1st part is a graphic. it's a short read b4 u can enjoy the 2nd part! ;)

Dee T-t-t-t-heater presents: the Klepto Grinch who stole your xmas eve and stuff...
-------------

There once a recluse named Johnny Quest..opps..wrong show. Anyways, he was real whack job whose heart was smaller than a golf ball.

Anywho, this green dude, we'll call him Dave, enjoyed stealing...in fact he was on the who stole Stevie's tv, microwave, escalade, and air hockey pool table ON THE 4TH OF JULY. Also, Dave was the biggest voyeur this side of the border always spying and stroking to the sounds of the Who's daily activities.

It was almost x-mas when Dave'swallet was so empty and full of moth balls when he decided he should rob from the Who's on x-mas and sell their stuff on ebay to pay for more drugs. So he devised a plan to steal a ho' bunch. & this is wht it looked it looked like: (sang to the tune of You're a mean one mr. grinch. green is narrator voice, and redis grinch voice)

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

"I'm lonelier than owl and smellier than a
pig so I'll steal all thier gifts!"
Yoink, Yoink, Yoink, your
gifts all mineee" (hitting high note)
"Say..why is that gift vibrating?"

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

"Are you refuring to my hair?
Because I washed it last year!
These gifts will fetch a fine forturne of
the interrrrrnetttt" (hitting high note)

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

"You should see my plan!"

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

"I bet you would
with an arse like mine"

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

"No you don't say
I'm a pretty as a barbie doll"

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

"But I'm a better
converstationalsit"

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

"Look at me here
I took all thier stuff
Who knew they still
play with pikachus and pinatas!"

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

"I smell great, don't I?"

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.

"Speaking of food,
look at all this delicious junk!"




"Yum, "Yum, Yum"

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

"But I enjoy playing with all thier stuff!"

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.

"HORSE? Who said anything
about a horse!?
I have a dog, moron."

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

"Look at me enjoy all thier
lunchhhhhhh"

"Yum, Yum, ohhhhhhh
Yummmm!"

"NONE FOR FOR YOU,
YOU WHO TROLLS!
MINEEE ALL MINE"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
e-bay here I come.
CIndy, I'm taking
you as my bride!

end song.

----------------------

;) So there u have it folks, another duet between the story man and the grinch himself.
Also, the Grinch and Cindi Lou Who are getting married and expecting thier 1st child in July of early Augest. :o


btw, there IS a diffrence between Andypiece theather and Dee T piece theather. Oh if u liked this one, great ready for tomarrow's x-mas blog that i need to start working on now! :o

LOTERIA TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andy: Arf...arf...woof..welcome to my x-mas concert where Dee and me will flush all your favorite songsdown the toilet! if i could smile i would, so here's me blinking both my eyes instead! ;) ;)

Me: I bet you folks are tired of happy x-mas blogs, so heres a parody instead! ^_^

Evil mocking bird: As tonight's MC, we'll be trashing 3 songs with guest apperences by Elbert, Sam, Stevie, The laxative Fairy with a speical appreance by SANTA SPOT! After the show, you'll have some refreshments...^_^

So in the spirt of things, let's get ready to trashhhhhhhh!! tweet, tweet

1. Deck the Halls with my Rum
with Andy, Sam, and Dee

Deck the halls with vasaline,
maybe they'll slide down tha halls
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season be weary,
them relatives are here
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our lead apparel,
protection from the fallout
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Our relatives are total trolls,
evil i tell you!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing gun mouths before us,
prolly gonna need one...
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the match and let her blow.
that x-mas tree was dying anyways...
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in merry drink,
*Andy starts rapping*

Follow me to the liquer store we'll get crunk on
booze like the fountain of youth
that's how I'll feel this holladay season cause my
relatives is hear..barking up the Yule tide tree
like Sam on vaction
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
more like Fa la la la f*** call fo' help
when I chase'em cops n robbas s-t-y-l-e them
carrolers ruining my buzz from the relative invasion
someone hand my rum I'm about to get
crunk and drown out
their invasion...WOOF!

While I tell of Yule tide noise
*Sam starts singing*
hand me my rum
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Some one drown out thier naggin'
my head is pounding from them
telling to put some clothes on
Fa la la la oh la la
me under the mistle toe
and we can spend the night together!

Andy: Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the old year passes
hurry up now..i wanna be 21 already,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new bottle of egg nog already
quiet now you noisy relatives,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Sing we joyous, all together
ONCE THEY ALL LEAVE!,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather
they finally left!
atleast they gone to better place
thier home where they belong!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

evil mocking bird: THAT WAS AWESOME! EXCELLANT JOB ELBERT!! big, big hands for all performers tonite. yay!!!! :D :D

Dee: Now a speical word from the Laxative Fairy and Santa Spot! ^_^

LF: HI EVERYONE! See you after x-mas! ^_^ love and exlax!

Santa Spot: all of you have been worse than the stench from my litter box...no gifts! speaking of litter...

snack time! mac & cheese anyone?

*had to be made into a grahic b/c of the"censored word" nonsense

the barrios are alive with noise! BLOG POSADA WITH WORKS TOMARROW!

not now because i'm lazy and busy writing dirty voy fanfics! ^_^

RERUN TIME!

CLICK! THE! PICK!

Forin the two yrs that i've been here, i've never once stolen a quiz! so heres one!

---------------------------------------

Nose Picking ins-t-y-l-e-: Quiz stolen from boomboom aka marwash...

Name: Marie!
Username(s): Deanna_T

Nickname(s): Dee, Deanna, D (dreaita used to call me that one..:(), Dee-T, your MAJESTY, Troi, B'elana Troi, DEANNA TROI SPOCK WARTOOTH STARK LORNE BECKETT DEX SHEPHARD PARIS TUCKER (stole that one from the tv guys i like..lol)

Gender: i dont know...we betazoids are about free love..but i'm to much of a stick in the mud for that....:|
Birthdate: 3-26-87

Sibling(s): ONLY CHILD! :cry:

Height:5 '3" (not wearing shoes)

What's the story behind your username(s)?: I'M TROI YOUR NOT! big, big fan of TNG and my hero is counselor deanna troi

Current music: maybe we can try againby champainge and livingoutside your loveby gino vanelii(you old schoola's know all about that one...;))

Current hair: shoulder length...lends a trim

Current desktop picture: poler ice with a boat in the middle...very nice.

Favorite boy's name(s): vincent, roland, shean

Favorite girl's name(s): eve, grace, helena, lea, jane

Favorite celebrities: mostly trek ppl: robert picardo, roxann dawson, patrick stewart, shatner, kate mulgrew, robert d mcniel, marina sirtis, brent spiner, RDA, paul mcgillion, prince, stevie nicks, david spade, jolene blalock, conner t, barbera eden, jerry doyle, mike o'hare, tony oliver, steve blum, clauda christian, so many others...

Favorite number(s): only when i get the highest grade on the test! haha

Favorite character(s): tom paris (VOY), the dr (VOY), shin chan (shin chan), ivanova (B5), sinclair (B5), gerbaldi (B5), kirk, evil ENT ppl, tripp (ENT), b'elana (VOY), weasel (IM WEASEL), mccoy, every one on BIG O!, carmen sandiego, evil DS9 ppl, lupin the 3rd ppl, just shoot me ppl, so many others...

Favorite season:NONE! it's only hot downhere...

Favorite animal: VULTURES! everykind of bird...the birds ofprey mostly...dinosausors, ancient mammals and turkey vultures

Favorite planet:Io onlybecause thier water on there!!

Where is your favorite place to shop: mall suxth. amazon when they used to accept money orders as payment...

Favorite book: Savage Girl by Alex Shaker...my bible hahaha

Favorite TV show: Boondocks then Moral Orel!

Favorite quote: Cardassian chick: For all we know it could a recipce for biscets...
Klingon dude: why dont you go back to cardassia and i'll send you my mothers recipe.
LMAO!

Ever Given anyone a bath?:do pets count?

Ever Bungee jumped?: no..boring

Ever Broken the law?: yeah, while driving!

Loved someone so much it made you cry?:no..do shows count?

Been in a physical fight?: no..once punched a kid in elementary school

Been in a hot tub?: yes..they are boring...

Ever Swam in the ocean?: yes..it was boring...

Had chicken pox?:yes..i still have a scar...:(

Had a sore throat?: ouch! yes!

Had stitches?: on my knee when i was little

Had a bloody nose?: no

Had a cold?: yes..who hasent

Last word you said?: I DONT WANNA GO TO BIG LOTS! :cry: mother went, i dident...

What color socks are you wearing? x-mas cats!

How many kids do you want?: NONE! they annoy me...

What are you most scared of: that i wont go to agood uni and not get the job of my dreams...

Who is the last person that called you: my friend, kathy...

Where do you want to get married: no..i dont believe in marriage...

What's thebest song you ever heard: Sunrise by simply red. b/c it reminds me of my fav. book, savage girl!

Do you have a lava lamp: no..but sum day i might...

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: I'M A GIRL..OF COURSE I DO!

Your Most prized possession:my cousenlortrois2 action figure...

Are you good at sports?: GET REAL...

What are your plans for tomorow?: computer club party tomarrow!

table of contents: lecture on ethics and MAJOR NEWS~!!

----------------------------

tehehehe....after lastnite's filth fest all you should be ashamed after that blog! :lol: but not to worry, i don't feel any shame and neither should you! ;) :P i have also deleted those pics so won't see them anytime soon unless you saved them. which would be really wierd. :lol:

since it's the season of giving and such, i was planning to treat you guys to

&

but since you ppl were naughty, GO THE SALAD BAR! DO NOT PASS GO AND DO NOT COLLECT 100 DOLLARS! GO STRAIGHT FOR THE SALAD BAR! muhhahahahahahahha

QotD:

Are gingerbread ppl really off your menu this x-mas? be honest! :lol:

so every time you see one, are you going to start getting flashbacks of elbert? imagine..here have a gingerbread cookie! and your like it's IT'S ELBERT! quick! hide the tissues and the lub! :lol:

btw, i like gingerbread hogs more than i like gingerbread ppl..

---------------------------------------------------------

MAJOR NEWS!

Guess who's a community college graduate?! ME!

and i'm graduating with honors!

but..i looked at the grades on line and i got a B in business math so that brought my GPA down from a 3.6 to a 3.5 which does sux. :(

i'm hoping that i dident get a B in earth science because that would make my day worse.

so..i still have somethings to do while it's still early. now that i'm done with basics, i can finally get my dreams of hollywood domination on the ball. :o

things i need to get done:

-email one of the professors at local uni and inquire about internships

-find internship at local tv station while onx-mas break

-find another job during break

-keep writing my book

-keep putting $$in back account

-lose 10 lbs

^_^ so i'm gonna be busy.

but! i'm still gonna be here!

things to look forward this month:

-troi blogs. dirtyyyyyy

-more dirty chekotay/janeway fanfics

-reality show clip time

-loteria game nite

-more andy & sam

-more and more VOY

and anything else i can think of...

:twisted: NOT FOR THE WEAK AT HEART! flithfest

btw, read the links below! the song is the best part!

_________________________

Hello everyone and welcome to Andypiece Theater or for the well breed among us, Filthfest Theater. I am your host the British Sr. Evil Tweet Kluckington the 8th.

On this day of December the 12, I'll be telling you a story of one of Santa's gingerbread men, Elbert. A...um...peculiar young man who discovered happiness in a most....err..lets just say "sweet" way. Yes, in a sweet way.

-------------------------------

Once upon a time, there lived a nice young gingerbread man named Elbert. Now Elbert wasn't exactly your typical gingerbread man...you see he was a voyeur..yes a voyeur and I don't mean a Star Trek: VOY fan..no..a filthy lil voyeur. Err..now filthy isn't the right word, more like curious. Yes...that word.

One day, Elbert was spying on Lina the nice young gingerbread girl from next door. She was combing her long blond locks while Elbert hide behind some bushes gigglingby himself.

This kind of thing happens everyday, but since the gingerbread ppl are dumb as ****, it went ignored until the 1st of December when all the gingerbread ppl were writing their letters to Santa. Young Elbert sat their giggling while feeling a strange sensation all over his body while watching Lina comb her hair. Thus, soon he was discovered by the gingerbread greasers, Sal, Tommy, and Farts.

They wanted to be beatElbert up but greasers took pity on our hero andexplained tohim how to release that inner tension. So Elbert now writes to Santa what he wants for x-mas.

Until some production company bought the rights for the story and turned it into a smash Broadway hit. The Christmas Miracle: Elbert the gingerbread man who touches himself.

---------------------------------------------------------

The Broadway poster!

*

STAY FOR MUSIC! Christmas Miracle the CD!

Featuring Andy and Sam's "Super Touchable"
with Andy on guitar!

sung by the tune of "simply irrestable" robert palmer

!Song!

ANDY, TAKE THE SOLO!

Woof!!...ruff!...auuuuuuuuu....bark!...bark!....bark!!...woof! arf..!
Woof!!...ruff!...auuuuuuuuu....bark!...bark!....bark!!...woof! arf..!
Woof!!...ruff!...auuuuuuuuu....bark!...bark!....bark!!...woof! arf..!
Woof!!...ruff!...auuuuuuuuu....bark!...bark!....bark!!...woof! arf..!

*breaks guitar neck in 2*

Sam take the lead!

!Song!

Here are the dancing snowmen!

Andy: what? why is my is arm sooooo gross?

Me: do u know how long that took me to photoshop!

Andy: it's nasty...the last i remebered, half of my leg was covered in reddish fur..and why do i have a tattoo?

Me: i had to shave it for the tattoo...

Andy: ohhh..what arent we dancing?

*we start dancing*

*Sam still singing*

Awwwwwww touch me, touch me
I wanna feel your body
your heartbeat next to mine, awwwwww

Take it away Stevie

STAND BACK! STAND BACK! This room
is about to get funky
Stand Back, Stand Back, lalalalalala
This place always smells funky

chirp...

it is i the EVILMOCKINGBIRDOFDEATHDOOMANDDESTRUCTION is here...cheepcheepcheep!

tweet...i'm clucking to let to let know that Dee has postponed the THE ULTRA SUPER SECRET X-MAS blog till tomorrow for a good reason to...cluck

chirp...for a very reason..and lets just say it's very appropriate for hump day! if i could wink, i would..so here's a TALON TO YOUR FACE instead! cheepcheepcheep!!!

now if u excuse me, i'm gonna take a huge dump on some Mercedes....tweet *plop*

cluckkkkk....dam you super torta from the dumpster! *plop*

this has been another addition of the EVILMOCKINGBIRDOFDEATHDOOMANDDESTRUCTION....

-----------------------------

u_u oh EVILMOCKINGBIRDOFDEATHDOOMANDDESTRUCTION, u never cease to amaze me.

anyways..it was hot like a mother today and needless to say, i dident get any work done. u_u
tomarrows blog consists of photoshoped nonsense that needs to be finished since i thought i could finish while studing for finals, but that wasent the case since the reviews were piled to the cieling. x_x

since i know wht i'm doing, it shouldent take that long to complete. ;)

clues: ANDY AND SAM!

THE X-MAS BLOG TO END ALL X-MAS BLOGS...

*tweet*

i got an A in BIO! but..technacally, it's an A-!!!!!!! :cry:

hehehahahehehaha... i STRONGLYsuggest you hold your breathe & wait impatiently for tuesday... :twisted:

just you wait...

BTW, I WAS VOTED "WIERDEST" ON INDIEMOM'S BLOG..so this might have something to do with it...
:twisted:

clue: ANDY & sam will totally be there...