warning: first 15 rows may contanct a diease or something nasty.
penicillin pills with be provided at the end of the show. ;)

the british gov. let sam out of her permanent quarantine
for tonite so she can cheer up (hopefully in a clean way)
those ppl who felt left out on asentines day. ^_^
andy is also here b/c he'll be taking the solo!
micheal mcdonald is also here b/c sings backup for everything!

Full moon in the city
And the the resturant was full
I was hungry for love
I was hungry for food
((hungry for food))

I was hunting you down
And I had the lube
When I saw you there
I meant to hesitate
because your so ugly
when i'm not drunk
((when i'm not drunk))

I'm taking to you micheal mcdonld! :x
andy: hahahahaha

This is the night
This is the night that i felt sleepy
This is the time we've got to get it right
((get it right))

BUT NOT WITH YOU MICHEAL MCDONALD!

(this is the night)
((this is the night))
Touch me, touch me
((this is the night))
I want to feel your body
Your heart beat next to mine
(this is the night)
Touch me, touch me now
((oh yea sam..touch me now...))

Plenty of champagne in my Jacuzzi room
I was waiting for you like I always do
I wanted you to (CENSORED) me
I wanted to scream with pleasure
because you (CENSORED) me
((CENSORED me))

Quick as a flash you disappeared into the night
You disappeared like my self respect
and my looks after 18
Did I hurt you boy?
((hell na))
Didn't I treat you right?
((you can't cook for sh!t tha morning after))

Dident I suck you right?
((not a chance))
You made me feel so good
Your tongue against my other set of lips felt sooo good
He Made me feel myself
((glad i could help))
Now I'm alone & you're with somebody else
((christoper cross was sailing way w/o me))

This is the night, yeah
This is the night
((the nite we get some food i'm hungry))
This is the time we've got to get it right

(this is the night)
Touch me, touch me
((Touch me, touch me))
I want to feel your body
((me or the furry guy?))
Your heart beat next to mine
((your hearrrtt beattt))
(this is the night)
((we get dairy queen or what?))
Touch me, touch me now
Touch me, touch me now
Touch me, touch me now

ANDY TAKE THE SOLO!!!!!!!
*plays "lets get physical" solo from oliva newton john"
ANDY: WOOOFFF...BARK....ARFF...AUOOOOO
WOOOFFF...BARK....ARFF...AUOOOOO
WOOOFFF...BARK....ARFF...AUOOOOO
WOOOFFF...BARK....ARFF...AUOOOOO

*soulja boi appears out of nowhere and starts "rapping"

YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

Oh no worries Grad students
We know you invinted this "holiday"
but your November baby will be smarter than you
because they'll graduate with thier Master's unlike
YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

soulja boi: whts a grad student?

tell'em: x_x, dude, NO WAI? you fo' realz?

soulja boi: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

tell'em: yea..i had to explain his record contract to him...

*oliva newton john appears out of nowhere*

I wanna get physical
I wanna get physical
I wanna get physical like the golden girls
Let me hear your body talk
You can hear mine *farts*
Golden Girls get freaky all the time
LETS get animal
I wanna get animal with Andy
Animallllllllllllllllll

Andy: OMG it's the oliva newton john bot! and
she wants to get animal wit me! arrrrhhhhhh :cry:

I wanna get physical like sam and andy
Lets get into physical and watch suggestive movies
Let me hear your body talk
your body talk

*sam returns*

Hot & cold emotions confusing my brain
((like ice cream on a cold day))
I could not decide between pleasure & pain
((like oliva newton john and excerise))
Like a tramp in the night
I was begging you
To treat my body like you wanted to

*Andy starts howling and ruins song*

Sam: Uh....SHUT UP DOG!

Andy: Make me, tuna sandwitch

*troi and riker start singing*

Both: HUH? O_____O

Andy: X_x omg they took over, sam!

Sam: X# my song! and it's a piano version of "touch me" holy f***

*sam & andy start fighting again*
DIEEEEEEEEEEE

*troi and riker still singing together*

Uh, it's begging for you

(this is the night)
Touch me, touch me
I want to feel your body
Your heart beat next to mine
(this is the night)
'cos I want your body all the time

(this is the night)
Touch me, touch me
I want to feel your body
Your heart beat next to mine
(this is the night)
'cos I want your body all the time
Touch Me

daughter of troi and riker to son of t & r
OH MY GODDDDDDDDD X# X# :x

daughter: shoot me, luc, shoot me now!
son: beverly, let's shoot each other at the same time...1,2,3
other daughter: does this mean were gonna have a november sibling?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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sensai caption blog MASTER MAC-ALE has done it again!

he took last nite's caption blog game extreme --- as usual. ;) heres the cubix cube cake!

"no wai" wai is the sarcastic spelling for "way"

HELLO U OCTOGENARIANS!

today is the day where u get to make fun of ASENTINES DAYON MY BLOG!!!!!!! lets get started shall we?

rules:

1) J/C are at it again...what are they at again? you deside. ^_^

2) no holds bar. 4 to 5 sentence minimum or maximum.

3.LAST LINE HAS TO END WITH "NO WAI!!"

my ex.

janeway: honey cakes, i'm feeling dangerous tonite...why don't you turn on the red alert?

chekotay: a ship wide red alert or the one in my pants? :twisted:

janeway: the one in between me.

chekotay: um...sure..but..the dr took all my viagra so maybe tomorrow...

janeway: NO WAI!!

or

chekotay: i just threw a stinkbomb into the mess hall! ^_^

janeway: OH RLY?

chekotay: YA RLY! you should have seen everyone coughing and wezzing. heres the pics...

janeway: erm...NO WAI!! no winder these cupcakes smell like arse...

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ok i'm leving now see u later. have fun!!

i know film making a long process..but it took 2 hrs just to a minute and half of footage. x_x

let me explain. its the experimental film project and i'm doing this mise a scene thing with "team a" and "team b".

team a: eel, lil stewie, mufasa, & lamb. with the snowwhite bedsheet backround

team b: big stewie, patamon, giant scooby doo, and rabbit. with the happy face sheet backround.

i was only aiming for a minute and half so thats ok. BUT i dont not like the current footage so i'm gonna refilm it again. it takes 20 minutes so set up each team only to have someone throw cearl at the figures, with bubbles in every direction, and an unholy mess so it takes 20 minutes to clean. it's going to be 10 scenes that will be compressed into 4:18 the lenth of a JPOP song.

it's a cearl commerical/music viedo/exprerimental flim. its due in a month & the goal is to flim 2 scenes this all the wk and start editing by nxt wk. the next 2 scenes are "yarn puppet dance" will work ont hat tomarrow.

now i more work to work on.

so...so..hungry. x_x

this ones for you jimmy

today is the big day. i've been working my video production cla55 projectt for several wks now & today the students present it to the the cla55 then after the screenings, we have to present the outline for the final project. :?

my production folder is way better than my film..lmao. the acting, dialogue, some of the editing, and some of the camera are decent..the rest i dont know. :?

then after lunch, i'll resume studies for the intro to comm cla55 since i need to finish some journals and need to read for film studies. x_x

see u laters!

btw, my b-day is in march!

ok.i was in the sitting on the john this morning (tell me if it's TMI) when the maid starts chanting mother's name at the foot at the stairs. mother was on her cellphone chatting with my anut totally ignoring the maid and it wasent until the maid CHANTED my name & relied the msg that my uncle had left his car keys downstairs and she was leaving the keys on the bookshelf for him to get later on. then mother got up from her post and further inquired about the keys. x_x
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WHO IS READY TO CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY? :D :D

who wants to know more about the smell?! ;) turns out the smell was NOT dead animal, or a gas leak...more like the oil. :/ yes oil...IN A GAS HEATER! VERY, VERY DANGEROUS!

we don't why the freakin' maid did that. she could have burned down the freakin' house and in turn, she would have lost a job, while us, the employers would have been left with nothing. it could have been witch craft for all we know. again, witch craft is very common in the inner city. talk about the biting the hand that feeds you..

btw, we dont have a rodent infestion...house is spotless except my room. ;) LMAO.
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valentines theory:

VALENTINES DAY WAS INVENTED BY GRAD STUDENTS AND TARZAN AND JANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

think about it...wht do grad students and tarzan and jane have in common? heres a hint:

1. prince has song after song about it. "little red corverte maybe you much to fast...", erotic city c*m alive..we can f*** till the morning come...", "i wanna be your lover/brother and sister too..."

2. gucchiman had a song about it.."then u get sum/get sum in a front seat of a hummer"

3. shes a very freaky girl the kind your wont bring home to mother....

4. dont tell me the old school tarzen movies werent about h****eortic sex & kinky, kinky nitetimes.... :|

5. grad students work hard on thesis papers plus they have jobs on top of tough clss, research, and possibly familys.

6. horzontal mumbo...freaky deaky, uhhhh, uhhhhhhhh, rawarrrrrrrr

and thats the story of valentines day...

T 11 is giving me the mega restroom needs! :cry: :cry: and the movie is gonna sux and bomb at the box officer and then trek is gonna die and i'll never see it again except in reruns! :cry: :cry: *sob* *sob*

EXCUSE ME NON TREK FANS, IT'S NOT YOUR MOVIE!

:cry: it's not even the fan's movie...i dont know wht to call it anymore! :cry:

i need a hug! :cry: *sob* *sob*

*end rant*

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father's g/f called him when we at theBK drivethrew and u wht he told her? "see you later, maybe we can go to walmart!" :cry: i went to WM today 2buy a tripod for the cameras, film for the video camera, quaker oat chips, & a larger memory chip for the digtial camera, and spent $60 buxs at that place and he dident offer to take me!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry:

yet again, he was still in school and i dont have cla55 fridays, and yet again, i wouldent want to go with him to WM anyways..lmao. XD so yea...pointless rant. lmao.

DISCUSS!

i'm back after 5 days! ^_^

ok..ok..heres my funny little story.

it was rather chilly last nite and so my uncle was grandmasitting grandma since the nite maid has ditched us. anyways, he turned on the gas heater several ft away from her bed since we dont have central air. lo and behold & sniff, the most HORRENDOUS, HIDEOUS, DEATHLY, INHUMAN, oder to have ever perfumed the house came silently ozzing from the heater. i mean it was awful...smelled like rotting everything--- flesh, meat, garbage dumps, food, natural gas, plants, sulfur, the trash can at the daycare-center at the end of day due to the diaper changes, broken sewage pipes, volcano sites, etc.
so as a good citzen, i opened all the windows up stairs (my room), opened the doors to the windy chilly breeze, and turned onthewindow a/c, & the oder still wouldent leave. :/ err..it was 38 degrees last nite with a nice breeze so i left a 5in crack openon my window..since i'm not a wuss, and have a tonz of blankets, it dident brother me at all. so....about 4am, i wake up to use the bathroom. as i was leaving, turns out i left a window blind sewed to the left side so that you could see in my room (room to the street), though that side! :/

sooo...i see a BLACK, SHADOW FIGURE standing on the sidewalk. YIKES! now mind u it was 4 am and mother was sleeping peacefully so i barge into her room, wake her up, and bring her to my room to investigate the figure.

now get this....your gonna laugh...turns out the figure was the outside lamp post that from a good, angle, looks a human shadow from far away. mother was pissed that i woke her up to insept nothing. lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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it's almost 1 pm central and i'm waiting for the campus to clear up so i can move the car closer to the building, and eat since there are actully tables at the student centerat that time and there are no crowds. ^_^

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tv tonite:

SHIN CHAN ON ADULT SWIM W0OT! W0OT! nasty, crazy, and insanly funny anime shown 4 days a wk on as. cant wait!!! party, party, party...:D :D :D

shin showing off his arse! lmao!

check out the rubix cube cake..

cool, huh?

hi :)

bye :(

see u in 5 days. ;)