I gotta do it! I gotta do it! One more I promise...One more "What If Troi wrote a blog..." But I have some whacky ideas. 8) Plz enjoy. Snacks in the corner.
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As always...another colorfull day on the Titan. :). See, I have a cat. Now Will, isent really a fan of cats, but what my lil precious Jinkie* did to Will today was magic. ^_^
I was eating my triple drenched in fudge brownie, coco, hershy kisses, and peanut butter-o's when Will prances in. Now..me being an empath could sense naughty, naughty, thoughts emoting from that man...He thinks he can just barge in on while I'm eating and whisper sweet lil nothings in my ear and give me flowers...I hate flowers...I like the holodeck and that Aussie ensign down the hall. :D Dont get me wrong...I give Will credit...atleast he's tall.
I must have been emoting alot of fustraion, b/c as Will was sitting down at the table, Jinkie* flys up from her litter box, and attacks Will!!!! She bites, scrathes, hisses, shows all her teeth, and leaves holes all over his uniform!!! Cat scrath holes all over his uniform, cuts in the areas where there are holes...classic. Then Jinkie* parks her keg sized rear on the table and refused to move. Poor Will...hahahaha.
I actully accessed Tuvok's mind the other day. I felt very dizzy, and had convulsions for hours & spent 2 days in sickbay in and out of coma or so I was told...I wasted most of my mind energy cracking that mind. Worth it.
Beverly and Picard had to visit on their way to visit trailor park Whesley...blah, blah, blah we had dinner cooked by Will...gross...hate his cooking. Jinkie* was horrible as usual and hopped on the counter while some soup was cooking...and started licking from the pot!!!! lol!! Luckly, I caught her in time, and hid her in Will's closet...that's another blog...:S. As we were eating, Picard comments on how the soup has a very minty taste it...mind u...Jinkie was eating cat nip...and he also notices cat nip particles in the noodles...Now, at this point...I couldent restrain myself from laughing...cuz Beverly thought she saw white cat fur in the noodles...Will turns to me and with a awful look...oraaaaa...oraaaaaaa. There was a ton of meowing from the closet...and while reading Bev's mind, she thought me and Will have sez toys...loool... from all meowing...and she thought something about "i guess moewing toys suites their pefence" LOL! Will grabs my arm and takes me to the other room and gives me on heck of a lecture...Picard lets Jinkie* out of the closet, and him and Bev pet lil "sweet" Jinkie...all is forgiven...but no on ever said Deanna can keep out of trouble!!!!!
Trailor park Whesly, Trailor park Whesly, Trailor park Whesly...turns out he's a keg man weighs out 300 lbs, zz-top beard, hairy like bear, has 15 kids, and a 300 lb wife...and they live in a 3 room trailor in the middle of a corn field in Iowa...can u say "Signs"? they all watch tv all day and no body works...Bev is beyond mad and blames Picard...OPPS WASENT SUPPOSED TO TELL YA THAT...CUZ I READ IN BEV'S MIND. I sent my lazy boy, Ian, & his new Orion slave girl g/f, to live with TPW...I heard it' a circus down there....
*sniff* WILL IS MAKING MY FAV. MILANESA...CON TORILLAS DE MIAZ CON ARROZ Y FRIJOLES!!! DINNER TIME! DINNER TIME!! :D
Lub ya...8) heres a pic of Jinkie* Anit she a prize?

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*This is an old pic of my ex-cat Genie...I just changed her name and just keeping her memory alive. It adds some volume to my fantasy blog...8)
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