haha. :P
Oh lala! He kinda cute.

I like this one: He kinda looks like a paintball sniper...but he ani't!

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Now everyone...everyone...gather around the couch...I would like to introduce some one every speical to me...and all muh "veteran" tv.com friends all know who I'm refering to...and my new tv.com friends will have a meet and greet with him...and hopefully, not a great and eat...hahahah!
Btw, snacks are in the corner. I have pineapple chunks, pineapple cookies, pineapple upside down cake, fresh pineapple, iced pineapple, pineapple pizza, boiled pineapple, and mostly, pineapple flavored corn! ;)
*starts whistling* Here booooooyyyyyy, here boyyyyyyyyyy! ANDYYYYYYYYYY,,, WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!! ANDY COME HERE!
*spots Andy*
ANDY GET THE HELL OUT THE TRASH...U JUST SHOWERED!
Andy: bark

Me: ANDY!!!! THERE YOU ARE! *kisses & hugs Andy* OMG U SMELL LIKE FEET ROTTING IN A TRASH CAN!
Andy: Well....wht do u expect from me...u throw away a perfectly good pig...and let it waste?!
Me: Andy, i HATE pork..and u know that!
Andy: bark.
Me: Whtever...*looks around* omg..u ppl still here!? Wht was i gonna do...oh yes!
That's Andy...up there! Introduce yourself.
Andy: bark.
Me: He drools, and smellllllllssssssssssssssss, and doesnt shower---ever! till this afternoon.
Andy: Oh...um...I'm an exint animal found in the Gobi Desert in Mongolia...My remains have been found along side dried up river beds. I'm a veryyyyyyyyy x million distant relative of the modern whale..yes modern whale. I was 12 ft tall, and had 3 toed hoofs, now I'm just a figment of Dee's imagination...weird. Google me..makes excellant reading.
Me: Today we will be discussing "Commandoism" haha
Andy, I think you've gone commando...
Andy: Me wht?! WTF?!
Me: U dont wear underwear, cochino!
Andy Why the F do i need undies fo'?
Me: So u wont look like a sex pervet.
Andy: Just cuz i anit wearing undies?!
Me: Yes...u seem like one of those dudes in the park that flashes his privates to unsuspting chicks...
Andy: o.0 wtf?! I'm a dog for crying out loud! How else do u want me to pee?! pee all over myself?!
Me: sitting down!
Andy: I anit a chick. *bark bark*
Me: na.....j/k boy...i lub u! xoxox
Andy: U better....*bark*
Me: Andy, wanna know something wild....>.>
Andy: Ok, sure, why not....do I really wanna know? *bark*
Me: You know those wierdos in those strap-a-bomb-to-ya-ass-countys? they go commando everyday...cuz they wear there undies on their heads!!! haha.
Andy: x_X only you...
Me: Oh yes...b4 I go....I left the thing running all nite...when i logged on...cuz AOhell kicked me off like a million times and wouldent let me back! arg! so i did not get a chance to log out...honest. so, if it seemed like i was dissing u cuz the lil happy face was lighted...i wasent. aight?!
oh...give Andy hugs on way out...and stuff your self at the pineapple buffet! :D
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