:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

i lost my history book..& i told him...& u know wht he told me...

"It's a wonder and I'm amazed u haven't lost your cell phone yet! You arent good at taking care of your things...and you leave them all over the place!!!!!!"

:cry: :cry: :cry: thats so mean...you;d think he would help me find it...but he told me off and kept drving..and he almost got into a rear end collasion.

btw...i take care of N-Gage..havent a clue where that dam book is...for the record...i use his car mon-fri and use the car as a locker so my backpack wont be so heavy. i only keep one book in there--my art book cuz i dont really need it. the others, i just keep in a bag, but i dont need the book, i'll keep it in there or sometimes i forget about it...

he one told me "I need life" cuz i was explaining SGA to him...:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

i'm so sad right now...and called mother so she can bite his ass off when shes him...

I don't need to remind u why i'm still INSANELY EXCITED.

 

ohh...b4 i go...

fans..begrateful we are atleast going to have a movie, not directed by "them", "their" script was NOT chosen, NOT slap in the face to the ENT folks, and mostly, new blood and ideas...get over it.

We are the diciders and fate makers...it can either be a huge success and gloat that we "saw it" or put our heads down and turn it into the final nail on coffin..personaly, i dont want the coffin choice.

 i dont want a prequel either *cough* Titan*cough*, but it's a wayyyyyyyyyyyyy better idea than a current "him" script. i'm gonna go watch it...enjoy it...mabye go dressed (yea. f*c*k**g right), & buy all merchandise i can.

i called father this morning and told him about the new movie..and u know wht he said?

"You  mean Kirk & Spock? I might even spend 6 bucks to go see it! I enjoy Kirk and Spock...over those other guys...wht is it going to be about? those 2 living together and being 'happy' then inviting that bald guy (refering to picard) & the others for a 'party'?????????"

lol! :lol: super mean...

oh..LOST fans..dont take Abrams new "commitment" to hard....I dont want Lost elements crossing into the movie, and I know for heck u guys dont want Trek elements crossing into Lost...It might be a one time deal...I don't know yet.

Imagine he gets the Trek and Lost scripts mixed up..and Trek fans end up watching a Lost movie..and the Lost fans watch a Trek episode..:lo:...dam!

*knock on wood*

THEY TOOK HER....THEY TOOK HER....SHE'S GONE FOREVER...THEY TOOK MY GENIE!!!!!!!!

 :cry: :Cry :cry:

NOW SHES BACK...AND I'M HAPPY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8)

oh...."new" . Trek. Movie.

-meow meow

edit: NO B & B!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE KILLA B'S NOOOOOOO MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REJOICE...PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY....ROMULAN ALE FOR ALL! PAT. STEWART SAID NO! *SOMEONE INFORM, PLZ* JJ ABRAMS...HEAVEN FORBID U MESS UP ON TREK. friendly warning ;).

Well, as u all know..I'm part Mexican American/part White...but u wouldent be able to tell i'm part mexican, if u ever saw me in real life, b/c i'm f'en white...hahahaha. But, that wouldent stop mother's side of the family from gathering togather and going across to mexico to the ranch...and PARTING! anywayz...we go to the ranch every easter sat. to let lose, hide eggs for the urchin local kids, eating, walking to town, and the best for last...hitting tha PINATA!!!!!!!!!!! i'm 19 already and have no reason to bash one in..but i had 3 sodas so i was going insane. ;) i'm borderline athiesic..but doenst stop me from letting lose..:) the action begins: We all the left to ranch in the heat of day...2. mind u i live in texas, 2 in the afternoon is freakin' insane...heat of course. luckly, i slathered on sunblock like bbq sauce on meat...:) the car was packed w/sodas, chips, n easter eggs or casarones. about a 30 min. drive. ok. so then we got there. it was pretty boring, and not really that hot. for the 1st hr i read something for class under a tree, and everyone else was under thing and the dam meat was cooking. *yawn* ate lunch, read, talked with family. mostly talked. then some relatives from mexico came. still boring. there was two kids, lil girl, lil boy, older cousin, some chick n her husband. they greeted everyone, ate, and later sat around watching their kids play frisbee wit my uncle. *boring* meanwhile i was already running around grabbing oranges & throwing them into the fire pit. "ROASTED ORANGES..THROW ORANGES INTO THE PIT! DIE!" I told my cousin, but he just said no. X#. My other aunt saw me, but dident care. I threw 4 or 5 of them in there & ran off. I wondered off around the ranch and took some pics (not pictured). until i noticed an abanded house across the street w/an open door. needless to say i had to explore it. i took the same cousin wif me...i went it and explored the chared remains..but no0o0o0o he whimped out. again! ok, so we went back to the ranch, walked around until we saw a fire ant hill! we wanted to torch it, but noooooooooooo his momma said no! X#, but b4 that, my other uncle give us the burned oranges on a stick, so me n the boy just throw the oranges on the enternce of the ant hole. finally some local kids came wondering in..all nervous. finally: i had been drinking dr. pepper, and fruit punch.. yummy. :). so, by the time it was pinata time, i was going insane. mighty hyper. my aunt got the bunny pinata down from a her truck. then my fun begain. :twisted: in my hyper state, i grabbed oranges and started to yell "stone the whore!!!", "kill the whore!!!" and instructed my cousin to do the same..but he wasent as excited as me. I kept running around..yelling "kill the whooooreeeeeee", "kill jezabelllllll", all while my crazed aunt (his mother) was yelling, "stop that!!!", "stop that!!!!!!",& instructing my mother to 2 stop me. she dident do anything cuz my anut is an arze. when my uncle (his dad), was tying the head loop to the rope, i kept running around yelling "kill it!!!!!" running from all angles, and throwing oragnes like a pro-NBL pitcher. yelling "kill it!" from all directions. my aunt was going even crazier yelling "stoppppppppp it" like that song, "its my party/i cry if i want to". but, that dident stop me..muhahahahahah :twisted: finally, i aimed straight ahead, looked straight at the bunny's ass, straighted up, and fired one orange at the bunny's ass. *CRACK* a hole broke through the ass..hahahaha. i dropped to the dirt laughing, and laughing. my anut= :evil:. wht happens next: the hitting of the pinta began. my uncle had the rope for some of the smaller kids. but then my crazy cousin got the rope and started pulling it in all directions. then i got the rope and trying the hit some of the kids that had a towel over their face. i did succed in hitting one kid on the head with the pinata...hahahaha. some of the local kids took turns. it was like 4 or 5 hits a kid...all while they hitting, i either taking pics, or yelling and throwing oranges at all directions @ the pinata..."killllll it", and swoooooooosh an orange would be flying at the pinata..i missed most of the time..but it was worth it. me and my cousin took turns with the rope. we'd swing it all over the place, except i'm the one who got to hit a kid..hahaha. until it was our turn. he went first, killing that sucker, and he dient have to have his face covered! :evil: he beat it up, grabbed it and punched it, kicked it in the eggs, u name it..he did it! :shocked: they dident even let me do the rope! :evil: then my other cousin (1st pic) stepped up. she mostly looked for it with her hands, then hit, looked for it somemore..and whacked it! yay! then my other cousin (tall red shirt dude) came up. he did a home run with the ear! it flew like 10 ft...no really..WHACK! he went pyso on it...bam, bam, crack. he hit it everywhere, on the sides, the head, then it flew over his head...awesome. then it was my turn...:twisted: and they let my cousin handle the rope..and they dident me handle the rope when it was my turn! :evil: ok, i took serval violent swings at that dam thing..i only hit like 3 or 4 times...:lol: but when i did..they told me i took apart one of the legs...but no candy came out...hahahaha. and i was only one that spun around...booooooooooooooooooo. ok, so then the same red shirted cousin comes up, and takes another swings at it...& whack! he hit the head and candy came out! but it was sucky candy..boooooooooo. he stopped hitting, and some of the kids came to grab candy. my and blue-shirted cousin ran like horses to grab candy..we grabbed tonz of it and my cousin was yelling.."put it backkkkkkkkkkk"..over and over. needlees 2 say, i threw the candy at those dam local kids.hahahahah. so then it ends. easter egg hunt: my other cousin (1st pic, mother, me, and blue-shirted cousin got tonz of fake eggs, filled them w/coins, and hid the eggs everywhere. we left them on the grass, trees, until buckets, and wht not. then after that, let the kids lose. thier was a grandprize of 5 bucks for the kid who finds it. but, their were easter eggs are decoys next to the stuffed fake egg. so the kids found them..all while i ran around screaming, and me and my cousin were yelling "snake", "snakkkkkkkkeeeeeeee", i pointed to some chick and yelled "snake" it spanish..think she got pizzed...but ok..hahahaha. i ran and grabbed an egg from a kid who was gonna it..me and my cousin were making faces at her..and she was super confusion until i threw the egg at her. then she left. :) ok..so it ends..and the egg head cracking begins...mother throws unstuffed eggs at the kids and lay with them, while i throw ice at them..hahahha. big chucks of ice..hahhaa. i hit the same kid who i hit with the pinata with ice..hahahah. i got a few cracks from mother. then after that, me, mother, and same cousin go to junk food. while we were walkin 2 the store..my cousin sees a dad and a son riding ATV's. the son was in his UNDIES! omg..gross. so my being the ass that he is..turns around and yells..."put some clothes on!!!!!!!!!!!" 0__0 :? when we bought our stuff, went back to the ranch, packed up, and went home! :) -end- ------------------ PINATA HITTING TIME! My cousin hittin it... 0h no, lil bunny! My other cousin hitting to hit it.. die, bunny, die! The pinata goes...WHACK! u can see the body coming this way! :0 Gonna gat ya! BBQ TIME! Can any one guess who threw in oranges in the pit? ;) Y'all meet my new cat, Genie...she came here yesterday, with no ryhme or reason...which reminds me..gotta feed her & spotty! :? ------------------------------------- GIF TIME! oh...y'all should know by now that "sample" on a gif wouldent stop me from posting it..hahahaha

*Sweeps Blog* Ok, ok, remember when I promised to start having sweeps blogs??? Well, this is one of them!!!!! *rings the bell* Rules: I post a recipe for a cake and a pie...and you the nice, nice blogger, get to bake the cake and pie and come back to tell me how it went? :) So all of us can read wht happaned, if it tasted good, and if you would recommended long term eating of nice sugary treats...*drool*. Ensigns, this a direct order! As 1st officer of the Titan, I command you to bake, bake, bake, and eat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Us female Betazoids don't cook, why? We might mess up our wonderful nails. ;) PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chocolate Mousse Pie Recipe: 1 1/4 C. chocolate cookie crumbs 1/4 C. butter, melted 2 1-oz. squares unsweetened chocolate 1 7-oz. jar marshmallow creme 1 t. vanilla 2 T. cream or milk 2 C. heavy cream for whipping, divided 1 T. sugar 1/2 oz. semisweet chocolate square (for garnish) Combine crumbs and butter; press into bottom of 10-inch pie plate, quiche dish or shallow casserole; set aside. In small bowl, melt chocolate in microwave, or melt in small saucepan on low heat on stove top. Remove from heat. In mixing bowl, combine marshmallow creme, vanilla and melted chocolate. Mix until well blended. Gradually stir in milk, blending until smooth. Beat 1 cup of cream just to stiff peaks; fold into chocolate mixture; spread in crust. Combine remaining 1 cup cream and sugar; whip just to stiff peaks. Gently spread over mousse layer. Grate chocolate over whipped cream. Cover and refrigerate at least 2 hours. Refrigerate leftovers. Makes 10 servings. CAKE!!!!!!! red velvet cake: 1/2 cup shortening 1 1/2 cups sugar 2 eggs 2 tablespoons cocoa 1 1/2 oz red food coloring 1 teaspoon salt 2 1/2 cups flour 1 teaspoon vanilla 1 cup buttermilk 1 teaspoon soda 1 tablespoons vinegar Cream shortening; beat in sugar gradually. Add eggs, one at a time; beat well after each addition. Make paste of cocoa and food coloring; add to creamed mixture. Add salt, flour and vanilla alternately with buttermilk, beating well after each addition. Sprinkle soda over vinegar; pour vinegar over batter. Stir until thoroughly mixed. Bake in 3 8-inch pans or 2 9-inch pans for 30 minutes at 350°. ------------------------------------------------ now go my minions..and bake, bake, bake! :) Drea..u got ya wish some thing new, girl. :P dont forget to eat!

The continuation of last nites adventure... Shran, Chiana, & Archer. This is Part 2. Part 1 is posted on the blog below. I left on the part where Tripp was scolding Linsey because of her laziness and lack of proper clothing. Oh, if u havent noticed..I'm lampooning Linsey Lohan. Read the 1st part closly..hahahahahaha. Super long..bare w/me ;) ----------------- Tripp and Linsey are fighting over wht she wears when the phone rings. T'Pol *exhaling her smoke*: "Hello?" Archer: "T'Pol, it's John!" *Tripp & Linsey fighting* T'Pol *w/a glint of excitment in her voice*: "Captain!" "Hold on..." "SHUT THE HELL UP BOTH OF YOU!!!" Tripp: "Go up stairs Linsey..Your not going out today." Linsey: "Wht..thats no fair! You promised me...mooooommmm!" Archer on phone: "T'Pol you there?!" T'Pol: "Yea, hold on...Tripp and Liney are fighting again..*sigh*" "Linsey...u heard the man..I'm busy, Tripp!" Tripp: "Alight young lady..up stairs now!" *Linsey gives Tripp "the bird"* Tripp: "Wish I was really dead...sigh" Archer: "T'Pol..Great news..Shran is here w/me..and we have a plan to rid of Chiana, his girl, and Linsey!" T'Pol: "You serius? rid of Linsey?...We were going to send her off to live w/our older boy, Rayval in space in a few monthes. Because she refuses to join starfleet like the rest of kids. *lights another cig* *Chiana turns on radio really loud at the Archer home* *Shran and Erika shuffel w/Chiana to turn it down* Backround: Shran: "Archer is getting us a ride so we can go shopping!" Chiana: "YOU mean ME! I GET TO GO SHOPPING! AND U GET TO HOLD MY BAGS, DADDY!" Shran *-_- (sweat drop): Yes, *sigh* thats wht i meant dear... Erika: "Chingada werkia...callete lo sieco..."(wont translate that one) Archer: "WTF is going on back there?! I'm on the phone!" "Ok, T'Pol where were we, oh, u dont have to call me 'Captain' any more..No more NX-01." T'Pol: WTH is going on back there...I can hear loud Andorian music..you say Shran is there, & u say he has an excuse 4 a kid, Captain..I mean John." Archer: "Yes, T'Pol, perfect 4 Linsey, since you guys want to get rid of her." "They are the same age and everything..totally perfect." T'Pol: "Finally I can watch my TV & eat my food in peace...and Tripp can finally stop wishing he's dead!!!!" she says with a huge smile at the other end of the line. "When can we meet?" *loud music now playing on ends* *On Archer's side, Chiana has on Street Beatz 102.3 and its playing some nasty rap song. "Yo, B!atchs...bang, bang, now ya dead, motha fackin hoes!" On Tripp & T'Pol's side, Linsey has the Paul McCartny and the Wings "Live and Let Die" insanly loud. "You used to say..Live and Let Live..no you dident, no you dident, no you dident..So Live and Let Die..." Tripp is banging on the ceiling with a broom.."I'm not a young man now...Linny..turn it down..were old folks down here..have some respect for us..damit." He runs up stairs, but since he doesnt have a nice ass any more, T'Pol doesnt have a reason to look up. Linsy: "hahahahha" "I cant hear you...lalalala" Archer: "In an hour..outside your place, then Shran is going to beam them both up to one the Imperial Guard ships..then meet up w/a Orion ship and the Orions are going to take them...& we WILL NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN!" T'Pol: "Were in" Archer & T'Pol hangup. Archer, Erika, & Shran whisper to each other on how they are going to convince Chiana she'll have a new friend. Shran: "Honey, If you could turn the music down, stop dancing, and look at me for a sec..I'd like that. " Chiana: "& wht...look at your ugly face!" *she says while turning stations* Shran: "Exactly" Archer 2 Erika whispering: "Do you think she'll fall for it...?" Erika: "I hope to the Colombia she does..." Chiana looks up. "OK wht..make this quick..I wanna shop already." Shran: "Ok..yes we are going to go shopping...and Me, and 2 Pink Skins, need to go into space and buy somethings on the otherside of Earth..but, to make it quick, my ship is going beam us at other side of Earth, and we'll get to go shopping. For as long as you want." :) Chiana: "Really daddy!?" :D *huggin him* Shran: "But b4 we go to the mall..theres a new friend I want you to meet..." Chiana: :O :O "friend!" Shran: "Come pinkskins...lets go to the MALL!" *beam* Meanwhile @ the Tucker household... Tripp: "Nice plan, dear, but how are we going to get Linny to come down..." T'Pol: "Say her low-life boyfriend is here 2 see her...the music isent as loud as it used to be..." But, on unknowing to them, Linny climbed out her window and is now making a run for it when Shran, Pink Skins, and Chiana beam down. Tripp: :D "Look there here!...here! and that lil b!tch is making a run for it!" T'Pol: "Hurry lets run outhere!" The both run out as the other party sets foot on the ground. Linny stops right in front of them. Linny: "huh..WTF is this?!" Archer: "Hi, Linsey. D you remeber me?!" Tripp & T'Pol come up to the landing party. Linny: "Huh..mom..whts going on?" makes eye-contact wit Chi. Tripp & T'Pol hug n kisses everyone as Shran introduces Chi to Linny. Linny & Chi at the same time: "OMG IS THAT A HOEFIGER NEWSPAPER SKIRT & A A/F DUCKTAPE BRA?!" Both: YEs!!! hahahahahah. Chiana: "We were gonna go stopping right now..wanna come?!" :) Linny: "Yea, sure, but my Starfleet results came in, I was accepted and I was just going to run away and join it to get away from senior pyscopaths." *points to T & T. "All my siblings are in it..I want in!" Chiana: "Yea me 2..I was going to go shopping, but instead I was accepted and planning to run away & join the Emperial Guard. So I can get away from him." *Points to Shran hugging T'Pol* At that very moment the sky turns blood red...wht seems like a beam is coming dowm. Shran: "WTF..I didnt give the sigle?" Everyone else.."Whts going on!" :O :O :O T'Pol: "Tripp hold my hand" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA" Foolish mortals"...no other than Q yells while assending. "Look fools at your future useless selfs". The sky cracks open as the Enterprise D is in a suspended animation and the TNG main cast crew are in a standstill. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA", "You guys are next..." Q says evily grinning. "No one can save you now..." As giant lighting ice ball builds up in the sky. --- "Huh..."T'Pol says "Yea, wht was that..wierd" responds Tripp. As both stair at T'Pol's pegnancy test, jaws dropped, both awaiting the results standing on the NX-01 Enterprise, both young, in T'Pol quaters. ---- TV shuts off. "Ok students..this is why Starfleet condems crew relationships..dont let this happen to you. OK, class dismissed, viedo quiz on Monday!" Says the gym teacher who also teachs Health 101. END -------------------------------------------------- Time line: ENT was supposed to be a 10 yr time line. If, I'm correct, (correct me if I'm wrong), Archer was in his early to mid 50s, Tripp was 40 when he died (Wikipedia'ed it) he's like 8-10 yrs. younger than Archer *but i'm putting Tripp 10 yrs younger*, T'Pol is somewhere in her 70s when ENT ended. Now, I'm basing the ppl ages on that time line. So, it's 50 yrs later...Archer is 100, Tripp 90, T'Pol in her 120s...yes..120s..Vulcans live to be atleast 200. I'm guessing Andorians (Shran) also live long lives, but, I'm putting him at 100. As for Linsey and Chiana, Chiana isnt Andorian & not from Trek, rather Nebari and from Farscape. But, since this is imagination...and I'm guessing Nebarians also live long lives..I'm placing her in her early 30s, making her still very young in that race. For Linsey, shes half Vulcan/Half Human, but Spock lived forever..so I'm placing Linsey also in her early 30's still young for both races & same age as Chiana. Meaning, Tripp was in his 60s and T'Pol was somewhere in her 90's...dam..0.o. But, on my own assumptions, Tripp n T'Pol started having kids early on..and the oldest kid must (not counting Lizzy or Lorial), is in their 50s. Sorry, had 2 make it technical. :P ----------------------- SGA MADNESS Tomarrow, I need 2 go to sleep already..need to wake up early 4 Farscape! =)

*running short of breath* Ok, ok I got here as fast as I could...right now to come and blog once more! I last blogged on Monday, and all wk I have been messages that ppl have been adding me...:) New Folks joining the Deanna T fanclub! DUE TO THE SUCCESS OF MY LAST BLOG THEME OF "WHT IF I WERE...", I SHALL CONTINUE THE THEME TODAY, BUT WITH A DIFFRENT TITLE...SIMLAR, AND JUST AS FUN!. TODAY'S THEME IS.."WHT IF..." IT DEALS WITH SITUATIONS OF ANY KIND & CAN BE FUNNY OR SERIRUS..DEPENDING ON WHT YOU WANT. -------------------------------------------- HERE'S MINE..DONT WORRY..THERES SOMETHING IN HERE FOR EVERYONE. :) Today's adventure begins somewhere in the back of my mind....In a place where Enterprise never ended, where Tripp is still alive and breathing and discetly holding hands with T'Pol...now there's a nice ending...:). But this "Wht If..." deals with Archer and that blue devil, Shran. Plus, it has Farscape's Chiana as Shran's wacked-out daughter w/o antenas..in a one of a kind adventure. The sci-fi shows are melting again. ^_^ (Btw, CHIANA PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, DAMIT! pics at the bottom) It was a wonderful day in the nice retirement home that Starfleet had planned 4 the diffrent ship captains. Archer was happy as lark because never again would he try to get himself killed or make peace with hostel aliens. Archer (hot human guy) was sitting down reading the paper, when he heard a knock. "Archer...Pink Skin...Pink Skin for the love of blueballs open up!!!" Sharn bellows on the front porch door. "OMG...it cant be...Sharns (blue dude with atenas next to Archer) here?!..damit" Archer thought to himself as he put the paper down. "Pink Skin...plz!" "Alight, alight, already!" Archer yells. But the excited Andorian couldent wait to see to Archer. Archer opens door: "PINK SKIN..HOW GLAD I AM TO SEE YOU!!" giving Archer a bigg ass hug. Archer: "Shran damit...I'm choaking..air" *gasp* Shran: "Sorry Pink Skin...but I need your help!" Archer: "For what..I havent seen you in wht...50 yrs..and now u came back and disturb me on private poperty?!" "How did u get in?" Shran: "Thats not important." Archer: "WHAT?! THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" He says in a rough, raspy old man voice. hunch backd and standing with a cane. & @ that very moment bursting though the door... "DADDY!" where have you been? hahahaha..I've been looking for you!" A sqeaky, high pitched voice yells. Shran: thats why...Mee--- Archer: "IAM NOT THE FATHER OF HER..NO WAY. NEVER TOUCHED AN ANDORIAN b!TcH. Only touched Vulcan, Orion, and Human..." He interupts. Shran: No, dumass. This is Chiana..my youngest daughter..crazy & wild..I dont know wht to do with her any more! Make her stop prancing around!" *Chiana singing in backround* "lalalalalalalalalalal...licky, licky, spank, spank. heheheh!" Archer: Shran, I'm 100 FREAKIN' YEARS OLD..YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME THIS LIKE 5O YRS AGO!? Wht do u want me to do with her?! I'm hunched back and stand with a cane... damit Shran. *Chiana dancing in backround. tries to hump couch* Shran: "CHIANA GET OFF OF THERE, FOR LOVE OF PINK SKINS!" Chiana: "Licky, licky, spank, spank..need daddy's money!" Archer: "WTF, why doesnt she have anteans like you!?" Shran: "Its a new thing on Andoria...Take your atennas off for no reason at all..." Archer: "How come she isnet all blue?" *Chiana doing ballet and dancing. Singing: "needs daddys money to keep me satisfied...lalalal...need daddys money!" Shran: "She got her skin died..DAMIT CHIANA..SHUT UP!" Fininaly Shran gives up and gives Chiana his retirement money. Shran: "Here take it..as long as u SHUT-UP!" Chiana: " Thankies Daddy...hahahha and who this old fella" She says sticking her chest Trek style to Archer's old worn face. Shran: "Damit...Pink Skin, Meet Chiana, Chiana meet Pink Skin ...*sigh*" Archer: "Pleased I'm sure..." Shran: "Chiana..Plz can u sit down now?" Chiana: Certainly, daddy, hehehe. *puts the money in her shirt* "lalalalalala" Archer: "Wait a minute, I know a certain Vulcan that also has another crazied youngest daughter...Maybe we can get those 2 together, and ship them off to Orion never to be seen again!" Shran: "Thats great...But how 2 old guys like us with canes gonna get those 2 ho's together? Archer: We'll call T'Pol & Tripp!" Shran: "Wht..that dude is still alive?!" Archer: "Yea, ass-wipe. They got married and had 14 kids!!!" :O At that moment...freakin' anient Hernandez walks in. Hernandez: Juan...whts all this noise..and who's that b!tCh humping the couch?!" Archer: Honey, u remember Shran...he got drunk @ our wedding. Erika: "Yea, that ass-wipe who humped the ice sculpter." Archer: "Any ways..Were devising a plan a plan to get rid of Chiana, and Tripp and T'Pol's youngest daughter!" Erika: Madre de Dios...LAS DOS!?! (Holy Mother of God..the 2 of them!?) Chiana runs wild around the Archer home, getting all the prunes, dancing, singing, and humping things. While the 3 oldies devise a plan to rid of the both of them. Meanwhile at the House of Tucker. Freakin' anicent T'Pol: Crap...turn that music down..Linsey. *T'Pol takes a puff of her smoke* Tripp: No use..that girl doesnt listen. T'Pol: It's all your fault, Charles. I told you we shouldent have had a 14th kid Tripp: ME?! Your the one who wouldent keep her dam legs closed. Dont call me that, It's Trip. T r i p. T'Pol *taking another puff*: "Whatever...tell that girl to turn it down, or shes going to go live in space...with non of your money, T r i p." Tripp: "Thats more like T'Pol. Ok..I'll go tell her to shut-up" Right then & there, a red haired, freckled Vulcan dressed in newspaper and duck tape prances down 4 cold pizzam and maybe a smoke. Linsey: "Daddy, I need more of your money...." "I need more makeup..." Tripp: "Damit...Get a job young lady..no more makeup, and for the love of warp engines..put on some clothes!!!" Linsey: "Wht, huh?! Whts a job?! o.0 ................ IT'S GETTING TO LONG...ENJOY IT...:) I'LL CONTINE TOMARROW. -------------------------------------------- Confidential to Homer_24 and Hoffman: Hoffman: "nippleititus" Homer_24: "Shake a Spear" PART ONE. PART 2 TOMARROW. I PROMISE THE SGA ONE I HAVE PLANNED IS JUST AS TWISTED. ;)

I suppose it's time for another blog.... Today's Blog is: "Wht if I was....." You drop everything and think to your self..."Wht if I was teaching school, instead of living like a hobo". Or "Wht if I was a lizard in the rainforest & ate bugs all daylong...?" 0o0oo0ohhhh the posbilitys. You get the point. Heres mine: Wht if I was a Hard Rock singer? Lets see: I would dress in torn clothes, have long pre-mohawk hair with a matching underlip ring and bulls ring, and wear torn fish net stockings, and short shirts, tight bras, and lots of makeup. & have painted black and white nails and light things on fire during concerts..yes...yes... Songs: Heres one! *whispering* "there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us...* *yelling**THE END IS NEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHH* there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us... kill..killll...killl..killl. take up arms against those who oppsess us, take up arms and defend yourself. killl....killl...die...die...the end is near...there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us...there coming for us..." Would I really market this stuff to kids? YOU BET! No, really I've listened 2 wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to much Cradle of Filth and lets just say it had a lasting impact on me... Wht if I was a Rap Singer? I'd dress in duck-tape and newspaper and have songs against men. Yes, I would market this stuff to kids. "Male pig SOB, your time has time, I'm taking your money and your gun! You let me down, you cheated on me, I'm taking your stuff and leaving you behind, I dont need you, I'm better than that, I got fur coats and my hats, I got purses and heals with the body I got sex appeal. Ready for real man to take me way. So I say...No limit, no shame, no game, no way, I anit youa motha so go away!" Wht if I was on a sci-fi show? Firstly, I'd want to be on Trek, and that shouldent be a suprise. Secondly, I want to be a respected female officer, w/ full uniform, big hair, and living next to the hottest, sexist, male engineer in all of Starfleet! wo-ho! 0o0o0ohhhh yea. *fuzzy feelings*...lol! Umm...I want to live on a big ship, w/a holodex, and fully functioning computers that scrape and bow to everything a person asks it to..plus I wouldent want to be human..i've said this b4...half Romulan/Half Betazoid..mind reader with a bad attitude. Total ass-kicker, tactic officer, black finger nails, Romulan du, pointed ears, saw-offed shotgun...and crazy mofo sidekick...maybe a sister? hmmmmm. Gets into fights with strange aliens, under command of an almost equally crazy captain who almost blows the ship up 787,545,652,649,000 times a month, then in the holodeck, I get to have my gundam and burn things, and my quaters always have the loudest music and I'm always getting calls to turn it down. Sometimes the computer will manifest it self into a hologram to kick my ass b/c I'm always asking it dumb confusing questions, ie, "Computer should I die my hair red?!" Computer: "Does not compute..." or kick I the cirets. I host always partys that last all nite, then my shift starts and I havta go to work..:( But everyone loves me, so it's cool. :) Wht about 'lants or Farscape? LOOOOK! Ronan, and both the both Johns have nippletitis...yes..thank you god!!! wo-ho! awwww, snap! I'd "accdently" bump into the back sides of Ronan, John S, & John C at the same time with my hands out and say "opps...where are my glasses..hehehehe." But, as u all know, I'd rather me an ass-kicker than anything else. Have access to cool weapons, cool ships, and have wise cracks about things everyonce in a while. Basicly, same for the things I mentioned above for the Trek. Well, that concludes it...I know I'm weird and a lil crazy...its all good! :) I'll get to ya blogs later...I g2g now! class!

these are somethings i want to get off my chest..some random thoughts...things involving Trek..don't worry it won't take long....hell, this all out ranting..enjoy. btw, HUGE CONGRATS AND HUGS 4 KIMBA FOR MAKING COMMUNITY SPOT LIGHT. YOU DESERVE IT KIMBA, AND WE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D Now that Trek is offically barely breathing w/the help of life support, watching TNG re-runs not under the influence of "To much Trek drug", got me wanting to say some things... 1. I don't blame Jolene Blalock 4 letting her show have it...As insulting s 3 & 4 of ENT and last episode. I don't remember all wht she said, but she is called the last epi "appaling" & I think she said that seasons 3 & 4 were unorginal (don't totaly quote me on this). Yes, s3 WAS un-orginal. The Killa B's ripped off headlines straight from CNN and thinly disguised it as Trek proganda. Or as I called it, the "Trek News Network or TNN" re-feeding gov. proganda w/relgoius fanatics, killer bugs, WMD, dieases, mass deaths, etc. All ideas from straight CNN in the form of Trek. I liked s4. It was awesome..not overrated..truely some of the best Trek had. I'll admit some of the shouldent have been there, like the Romulans or the humanly Klingons...I didnot care..those were some great arcs and I was glad to be apart of that. So there. 2. Dressing the Trek woman in duck-tape and newspaper pisses me off. Look closely...theres a trend in the shows. TOS had Uhura and Nurse Chapel in short dresses, but that they were resceptable women you could like & not taunt or tease. -TNG/DS9/VGR. Crusher was dressed in full uniform and for 5 seasons (1-5) Troi was dressed in short-revealing uniforms until 6 & 7 and the movies. I did not like the way Troi was written though out TNG. As you can tell, I'm a fan of Trois. The both of them Lwaxana and Jr. There were so many times Deanna could have used her limited Betazoid powers, but instead they opted for cleavage shots, and one-liners...c'mon..Marina S. is pretty good actress and even admitted Troi was dressed that way to look "sexier"..huh? Troi had 5 uniforms..count...F I V E! The short purple dress, the long blue dress, the purple body suit, the blue body suit and finally the teal uniform...O__O. If I was ever cast in a Trek or in charge, I could not liked to be dressed as a sexpot or have my female leads running around the set dressed in duck-tape and newspaper..no way never. Not even 4 the ratings. If u want to truely watch and respect...you do it 4 the intelligence of the charater. Look at Farscape & SGA. Weir & Teyla are both respectable written woman that behave and act and dress in profesional ways and usually have good ideas to conbritue to the team. Farscape has Aeryon & Zotch who also respectable, wise, & intellgant women. Along with the whackyness of Chiana (shes mostly the comic realif) u have a show you can watch and not want to make fun of the chicks b/c of the way they are dressed. makes me mad when u have a good actress not really clothed. now, if it was a hot guy dressed to next to nothing, well then thats a diffrent story..espically when he looks like a chip n dale...*drool*. In DS9, Dax and Kira were cool and smart. No really, I need a sable role-model I can prolly look up to, and the sci-fi chicks (the ones i just mentioned, duh) make for a great start (IMO). Those 2 chicks were given great roles and the only ones reminist of the orion slave girls were the dabu girls..XD hearing "dabu girls" makes me laugh...or hearing "orion slave girl" also makes me want to laugh. then i usually start to off-key sing "naughty girls" by beyonce..."tonite i'll be your naughty girl/calling all the girls..." i love that song, and jkinly i'll say some thing like "love to love ya", both versions of "naughty girls" are the natl. anthums of Orion....XD or "touch me" by samantha fox is the natl. anthum of Betazed. see wht i mean? if u dont...i prolly dont know either. VGR & ENT- B'Ellena, Janeway had good charaters...then here comes 7 of 9 in all her Borg goodness...and boy did the sparks fly for all the fan boys. I saw Jeri Ryan on Boston Public b4 I saw her on VGR. She did a good job on lawyer-turned-teacher, and for a time she was one of my fav.charaters...infact, one of my old high school teachers looked like the fatter, older, mexican version of jeri ryan. i have seen a lil bit of VGR and everytime I saw 7 i wanted to say, "hush 7, u have the mentality of a toaster!" super mean..but hey, the way a charater is written either makes or breaks them it all a matter of opinion. Ex. Almost everyone loves Rodney from SGA. He is a witty, wise cracker u cant get enough of. While Zelenka is a nervous looking sciensist that mutters czeck everynow and then..classic. Then comes ENT. I love n miss u ENT! but goddam...T'Pol..would u belive there's actully more than sex, drugs, and rock n roll to T'Pol. Yes, folks, T'Pol...o.0. If u ever Wikipedia'ed Enterprise. They dragged that vulcan though the mud. sex, drugs & rock n roll for poor ol' T'Pol causing Jolene B. to speak out against the show..u cant blame her. 1st, T wears pink, then blue "out fits" outfits? yes...clothes for tarzan...tarzan see leaves..tarzan pick leaves for jane...jane wears leaves...or as us ENT fans call it, T's "uniform". I made cracks a/b T'Pol not knowing the color of her pregancy test thats why she wears both pink & blue..just in case..all b4 i saw s3. or stuff Trip should say to T'Pol..."No, T'Pol I'am NOT the father..." to my Trek-crazed neigbor. We'd laugh and laugh at T'Pol's charater..poor writing. She dident deserve all of that, and no actress/actor should have a bad charater all b.c the writers/producer/exsecs dont like the show. everytime i see T'Pol, 7, or early Troi...I wanna yell..."PUT SOME CLOTHES, DAMIT" So there...maybe more tomarrow? hahahahaa. :P

It's hump day...joy. (__|__) It rained last nite..hard and fast. It was loud. I was sleeping. It almost woke me up. It sounded like a bowling tournament last nite. *CRACK* damit. To top it all off, I had to drive on semi-wet roads this morning, and it's going to be hot outside like a mofo. Can any one imagine all the dam birds this morning? Chirping b/c their on-body food source (the fleas) are gone and also b/c THEY WERE SHOWERED! THEY RECIEVED A BATH....hahaahhahaa. Oh, there was a Quantum Leap marathon sci-fi yesterday...I missed it cuz when it started, I WAS @ SCHOOL...HARDLY ANY ACESSES TO DAM TV, & I DONT WANT ANY ONE @ MY SCHOOL TO KNOW THAT I'M A CLOSET QL FAN...Dam Sci-Fi decided to have an hr of the Twilight Zone in the morning followed by some soap opera....then the marathon starts @ 9am.. waste One more thing: I have a honor scocity induction meeting to day...like hell do i want to go to that $h!T. OH, HAPPY B-DAY TO Marina Sirtis!!! I dont need to tell you that I'm using her TNG charater name...cuz u alreadt know that...:P