Well, why have I been gone for so long? Two reasons:
1. I got suspended for a while.
2. I was busy with other things.
I was on the internet, but mainly I was on MSN, and watching videos and such. I honestly don't have the time to go on Gamespot because I'm busy for most of the day. Other than that, I've been listening to these bands:
Cheap Trick
Pantera
The Dead Kennedys
XTC
Green River
Love Battery
Genesis
Tom Petty
So my friend told me that I'm like a love doctor, and I think he's right sorta. I decided to go on Omegle to find that out, cuz you know a bunch of people are trying to look for relationships on that site. And you wanna know what starts a conversation? This will always help; 100% guaranntee. Just say "asl", trust me, I'm a professional at dis.
Question to discuss:
uh... asl?
Stranger 1: 14 f usa
Stranger 2: 17,
Stranger 2: m
Stranger 2: USA
Stranger 1: state?
Stranger 2: near texas
Stranger 2: but not bordering it
Stranger 1: alright
Stranger 1: colorado here
Stranger 2: cool
I think this is a great beginning for their lives. ;D
Question to discuss:
uh... asl?
Stranger 2: f 22
Stranger 1: male 19
Stranger 2: where are you from?
Stranger 1: boston masss u ??
Stranger 2: some small town in Kentucky
Stranger 1: thtss hott 9;
He know that's hot which is why they're going to do it all night long behind a dumpster.
Question to discuss:
uh... asl?
Stranger 1: female 18 usa
Stranger 2: No
This guy knows that she is a liar, this was a complete failure. It still truamatizes me! D:
Question to discuss:
uh... asl?
Stranger 1: uhh
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: a lot
Stranger 2: xD
wut
Question to discuss:
uh... asl?
Stranger 1: female
Stranger 2: 53 M
Stranger 1: 18 usa
Stranger 2 ends the convo after she said that, I guess he was more into little girls.
Question to discuss:
uh... asl?
Stranger 1: lol wut?
Stranger 2: You heard the man
Yeah you heard me *****.
Stranger 2: asl
Stranger 2: :P
Stranger 1: 21/f/usa
That's what I thought.
Stranger 1: jeez
Stranger 2: I was expecting a little more originality with these questions :/
Stranger 1: i kno right
Stranger 2: Oh well
Mission accomplished.
Question to discuss:
uh... asl?
Stranger 2: ......................▲
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OP IS A CANDY ASS
Says the man who can't triforce.
Question to discuss:
uh... asl?
Stranger 1: hahah sooo generic
Stranger 2: 108,idl, Bikkni bottom
Stranger 1: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
Stranger 2: SPONGE BOB SQUAREPANTS!
....
Question to discuss:
uh... asl?
Stranger 2: after ***, lattes?
Stranger 1: 12/girl/whatisthis
This is the internet, home boy.
Question to discuss:
uh... asl?
Stranger 1: 15, female, usa
Stranger 1: you?
Stranger 2: 16 f USA
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 1: hi :)
Stranger 2: how you doin?
Stranger 1: good, you?
Stranger 2: realll good
Stranger 1: i'm tiredd
Stranger 2: awe
Stranger 2: poor baby
Stranger 1: high school does that to ya. haha
Stranger 2: get a latte
Stranger 2: helps
Stranger 1: tomorrow morning i should!
Stranger 1: yumm
Stranger 2: or do what me and my friends do, skip lunch ditch school and go get some starbucks for an hour
Stranger 2: kicks ass
Stranger 1: i don't have a car yet, so i don't think that's gonna work :/ it sucks
Stranger 2: we walk
Stranger 2: my cars totaled so
Stranger 1: ohh.
Stranger 1: starbucks is a couple miles away from my school though, lol
Stranger 2: damn
Stranger 1: sucks
Stranger 1: i gotta go, have a great day! :)
Stranger 2: bye
I feel so accomplished and special now, I just feel so proud of myself now!
I guess I might be a love doctor after all! I think I have found my career. :D
I also heard that SEGA is making a new sonic game:
![](http://i461.photobucket.com/albums/qq332/dumbguy65/Sonic_and_K__nuckles_by_sdws.jpg)
I'm thinking of getting it. Well, I have nothing else to say but you guys are the best. Happy Halloween.
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