Next you're going to have to connect the controller to your genitals.

@balaysked M$ rep in the house!

@Detroman @Rattlesnake_8 @alrepairs You need an award for the dumbest mother fucker posting here lol.

@tomservo51 @francisismyhero ^ This. I like PC gaming better, but consoles were always that option if without a connection for any reason.

@alrepairs @Mr_BillGates Exactly. Pirates will get past it. They always do.

@Decapod_10 Sad isn't it? It's like any other big name product people buy just because of the name.

Kinect will warn you to slow down if you are masturbating too vigorously.

@tomservo51 @Dissentioncc Oh haha Saudi Arabia. Yeah that's definitely off.

the twitter battle is now ps4 78% and xbox one 22%. Glad to see it's still a landslide, but 22% lol....morons.

@ajay1708 Yep, they should get ready for Parole Officer Microsoft to check up on them everyday to make sure they are in line.