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My review of Jennifer's body.

Lets get this out of the way first. I think Megan Fox is a horrible actress in every way. each time I see her in something she makes the movie worse. She has the look of a mentally ill prostitute on some kind of drug. I also dont like Diablo cody who wrote this film. Her ridiculously over the top hip dialogue is mostly awful. While the dialogue in Jennifer's body is not as bad as Juno it is still a bit painful at times. Now onto the film. This pretty much a more boring and crappy version of Carrie. Think of every single teen movie cliche mixed with most horror movie cliches and you have jennifer's body. Anyway for various stupid reasons revolving around a fire at a bar, Megan Fox's character Jennifer gets a thirst for human blood and her friend Needy must try and stop her.

First of all Needy is a stupid name. Second of all this film could have been a bit better with another actress instead of Megan Fox. Someone like Evan Rachel Wood would work. The only reason Megan Fox was cast is her looks, which I find quite overrated. The film is pretty predictable, Jennifer kills people and various crappy comedy is thrown in for the hell of it. There is a random lesbian thing thrown in too, which some may see as being an important scene, but no it is not. That scene is there because guys like to watch girls make out. I know people may say the scene shows the power Jennifer has over people, but there are so many ways that could be shown that aren't crap. Overall this is a bad movie. Not so bad its funny, but bad in a trying to hard to be funny at times way. The only good thing about the movie is the Needy character. Stupid name aside, she was a pretty good character and the actress who played her wasn't bad either. The painfully bad dialogue, Megan Fox, and pointless lesbian scene make this one of the worst movies I have seen this year. I love cheesy horror films, but this one just tried too hard.

Overall I give it a 2 out of 10.

My favorite 80s bands.

1. XTC

2. The Fall

3. The Chameleons

4. The Cure

5. Sonic Youth

6. Jesus and Mary Chain

7. The Teardrop explodes

8. The Smiths

9. Echo and the bunnymen

10. Nick Cave and the bad seeds

11. Cocteaus twins

12. Dinosaur Jr.

13. New Order

14. Psychedelic furs

15. Husker Du

16. Spacemen 3

17. Mr. Bungle

18. Talking heads

19. Faith no more

20. Prefab Sprout

21. The Pixies

22. REM

23. The Jam

24. The Housemartins

25. Marillion

26. Talk Talk

27. Fate's Warning

28. It Bites

29. Peter Gabriel

30. Tangerine Dream

Best Porcupine Tree albums.

From best to worst:D

1. In Absentia

2. Deadwing

3. Lightbulb Sun

4. The Incident

5. Stupid Dream

6. Signify

7. Fear of a blank planet

8. The Sky moves sideways

9. Up the Downstair

10. On the sunday of life

Chris Cornell is awful these days.

I just listened to his solo album Scream after avoiding it for a while. I was dissapointed with his last solo album, but this one is even worse. What the hell happened to him? He only good song I can remember recently was the Casino Royale theme song. Even Audioslave was pretty boring. Hard to believe he used to be awesome in Soundgarden:(

My favorite vampire books.

These are my favorites, they may not be the best to some but I like them the most:)

1. I am Legend by Richard Matheson

2. Fledgling by Octavia E. Butler

3. Let the right one in by John Ajvide Lindqvist

4. Fevre Dream by George R.R Martin

5. Some of your blood by Theodore Sturgeon

This time the numbers mean something, I enjoyed Dracula the least out of all these books. It is very dated, but still very influential. 2 runners up are Bloodsucking Fiends, and You Suck: A Love story both by Christopher moore:D

My review of Extract.

I went into this film not expecting much, but it was much better than I expected. Jason Bateman is fantastic in his role as Joel and the story of him wanting to have an affair with someone but then he hires a male prostitute to have sex with his wife she can can have an affair guilt free is a good remedy to all the silly rom com films like Love Happens. This was a lot darker than I expected, most of the main characters are not the nicest people and they all do pretty silly things for the most part. The part that surprised me though was Ben Affleck's character, he was really funny. I know people hate him because of the bad films he has done in the past, but people should give him a break. He is a good actor, just watch Hollywoodland, and State of play to see that.

His role as the drug dealing bar tender is by far one of the best in the film. Dont go in this film expecting a hilarious romp because it is not. It may have some very funny parts, but like all Mike Judge films there is a darker element of satire there too. It is a bit predictable but overall i cant see much wrong with it. Jason bateman's character especially is a frustrated man who does desperate and stupid things, he is not really a hero at all. I'm sure this film may dissapoint some people, but I thought it was Mike Judge's best film since Office Space. Not that I didn't like Idiocracy, but this film felt more consistant with its overall theme and characters. I recommend it.

I give it an 7.5 out of 10

Read Nick Cave's new book The Death of Bunny Munro.

I knew that nick cave is fantastic writer, his last book And the ass saw the angel was one of the best books I have read in years. This new book of his though is something else. It is both bleak and beautiful in many ways. If you like nick cave's styl e of bleak, brutal and beautiful writing then you might like this. I have to warn you though, it is a very bleak and depressing book.

Its Always sunny in philadelphia season 5 premier review!

Awesome first episode, it was mean spirited and it reminded me of the earlier seasons which is great. Charlie was awesome as usual especially when he tried to sound smarter by using the word filibuster. Dee's storyline wasnt as funny, but it ended so perfectly and it combined all the stories so well that it didnt matter. Also maybe its just me, but Dee is looking good this seasom:P