You know what? I need two new officers (No, I didn't demote anyone) Who wants the job? Come on people, there's cookies if you want the job.

Also, I'm sending a telegram soon like tomorrow so watch out for that.

And now, I leave you with this quote:

*Warning: This quote is censored for words that might hurt little kid's ears. You have been warned*

This is what my brother told me before he met his wife:

"Bro, my friends gave me Viagra because they think my **** doesn't work. I told them my **** works just fine and only took half of it. ThenI felt it in my pants. I thought no girl would look away. I swear, my **** was so **** that the **** of my **** was so shiny, that I could see my hair on my head and comb it."

At this point, my ears started bleeding like a thousand suns. And he then continued:

"Now thn, do you want to take a piece?" My bro said. I said no. "Well, at least I'm not Harry Potter. All the owls hoot at him, saying "Your going to die! I swear tht Domino's Pizza doesn't deiever to him doing the summer. "Doyou have the money, Mr. Potter?" And Harry then says "Of coarse I have the f***ing money!!! What is thi, a drug deal?"

Ah, good times. Laters peeps..........yes, I called you guys after a colorful mashmollow. Deal with it. :P

If Tpk can do one, so can I.

This is for all my friends

That cares about me

Friends

Somewhere in my mind

I'm thinking again

Somehow

It's happening again

I love life

No matter what the cost

My life is like a "Shadow"

It just likes to hang

People call me a "Freak"

Just because they're "Extreme"

That's not how I roll

I just want to "Soar"

She wants to hear my trumpet

Play that thing

Just for you "Chaotic" friend

I'll play "Lj" $tyle

Sometimes I'm a "brawler"

Sometimes I play my "Wii"

I'm "mello" like "jello"

Quit "baking" at me

When I count "1234567890"

That means it's done

Never one to miss with the "King"

Because he's no push-over

Sometimes I ride the "arline"

Just because I said so

I feel like "Spawning" around

Always looking at my friends

Don't harm that "Kare-Bear"

Because she's my friend

She has a "sister"

Always b****ing with each other

At least you guys are together

Mines in heaven

My rhyming is off

"Jessi" cause I don't care

I need to drink a "Shasta"

Just because I want to drink it

She's so far away

I will never get it

It's like the three "musketeers"

I will never get it

It's like "Neo" playing tennis

Against a real "Flame"

I care for you guys

And you do the same for me

That's the end of my rap

You Can't See Me

I'm like the Rated R Superstar

The ladies hate me

I'm like a ring-pop

I just plain suck

But that's ok

I get it all the time

One of my friends

Always sticks up to me

If I call myself fat

She just slaps me

But that's ok

It's all right

I'm like the Pillsbury Dough Boy

She wants to eat me

I know I taste good

Because I'm brown and creamy

Well, it's almost time

My rap is almost done

What am I Eminem?

Or am I 50 Cent?

I love you guys

I know that for sure

At least my friend

Has her cast off

That's the end

I hope you had fun

Now I want to eat my Big Mac

Just like my brother

Knowing that he's a father

I heard a girl likes me

But is just too shy

Then again, all the ladies hate me

Like I'm "Edge"

Can you smell what she is cooking?

She moves her eyebrows

Just like The Rock

She's is as beautiful as Hollywood

That's the end

Hope you had a good time

Now laugh at Jeff's face

And he will give you a swanton

How could this be the end

How it could

I feel like the Big Show

I do talk too much

And for all the people

Who hate me and my friends

Talk to my Dragon

And suck on my (Drops Mic)

Well, that's the end. Thanks for reading!!! :)

I just love this guy so much, here's some more sayings.

"We went to France but I wanted Italian food. I don't want to eat anymore pumfrets. Nobody said anything. 6 weeks later, I'm still asking for Italian food. Somebody that has been with us for 6 weeks says, "We are only a forty-five minute drive to Italy. Why don't we go there?" :evil: Yes, why don't we do that? I'll kill you later cause I need directions! Get in the car!!! I'm eating pumfrets and we're down the street from the motherland!!!!!"

"I had a trainer that would always ask me, "How you feel?" Good. How you feel? Goood. How you feel? Good..GOOD!!!!! How you feel? I feel like god is punishing me and if I'm a better person, he'll send an angel down with a chicken pot pie and a cupcake, now don't ask me again!!!!"

"We went white water rafting. *Long pause* 10 will go.......8 will come back."

There are also other sayings from some of my favorite comedians.

"Oh my god...OMG. I want to see him live so I can LOL." George Lopez

"I drink Diet Coke so I can eat regular cake." Gabriel Iglesias

"You know how I got the nickname Pikachu? That's what happens when you go to Disneyland, wearing a yellow t-shirt and you are fluffy." Gabriel

Well, I decided to host an event in 22 days. Why? Because in 22 days, it will be my 17th birthday.

This is for COM's only because I don't have my Wii. This will also set the pace for Brawlmania. Everyone who is in the Union will see the story progess in the Battle Thread.

Super Smash Bros. World Union and Fullmetal Inc. Presents:

His mind was together. Now it's broken.

Metallic Mind

Official Theme Song: Stronger-Kanye West

Matches:

Memory

Lucas vs. Ness for the Number One Contender's Shot for the SSBWU Intercontinetal Championship at Brawlmania

Mario Bros. vs. Donkey and Diddy Kong for the SSBWU Tag Team Championship

Happyness

Bowser vs. Link vs. Pikachu for the SSBWU Rated R Championship

Triple Threat Ladder Match for the SSBWU Hardcore Championship

Fear

Money in the Bank Placement Match to replace Fullmetal: Zelda vs. Peach

Money in the Bank Preview: Ganondolf vs. Ike

Fantasy

Main Event: X-Factor Match for a Number One Contender's Shot at the SSBWU X-Division Championship: Mario vs. Luigi vs. Wario

So, after all this is done, Brawlmania will change forever!!!

Now, on to some fun stuff.

I was watching T.V. and I saw my favorite comedian John Pinette and here are some funny quotes from him:

"There's no such thing as a beginner's yoga. Take your head and stick it up your a**.

"I went to KFC, which is tasty but it's an nutrinal eqvalent to smoking crack."

"My friends gave me tequilla before I went skiing. To think it would be my first time skiing so they should take me to the little slope. No. John's funnier when he's falling down a big mountain. They took me to Mount Son of a B****. They threw me off the mountai. I didn't even ski once."

"A trainer told me, "Give me a sit-up" I said Nye Nye. I don't do up's. Sit-ups, push-ups, pull-ups. I do downs. Sit down, lay down, black jack, I double down, give me a cheeseburger, I will wolf it down, put on a little music I boogy down. Drop it likes it's hot. I don't do up's. Up's defie gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law!"

Well, me and the Jazz Band were invited to the Reno Jazz Festival in....well, Reno. We left last night and we arrived in Reno, Nevada (My old hometown).

We performed the following tunes:

Randi: It's a slow yet good song. Nothing special here really.

Some Skunk Funk: One of my three solos. The large crowd was on their feet for me.

Lj's Style: My second solo to honor of Ljlrj. This was just crazy sick. The crowd was on their feet when I started playing my solo.

Sonic the Jazz Hedgehog: Yes, we do have a video game song. It's all the music in the first four Sonic the Hedgehog games ( 1, 2, 3, and Sonic and Knuckles). This is where I have my huge solo (10 minutes long) and featres Casino Night Zone and Carnival Night Zone. After I ended my solo, just an explosion of ENCORE!!!! So, we did it.

The Incredibles: We only play this if we get an Encore. I have a Duet Solo with one of my Saophone buddies.

After it was ll over, we got awards:

1st Place in AA Division (There are only 16 members)

1st Place Overall (We beat some of the best there is)

I won 4 Solo Awards

I won Best Soloist in AA Division

And, I won Best Soloist Overall.

We also got Best Music Arrangement for Soic the Jazz Hedgehog (Me and my teachr spent eeks on making this piece) and Best Music Overall.

So, I had a great day. Now we wait until tonight and then we are out of here! :)

After some quick thinking, I came up with some new stuff. Meet the new band also.

Super Smash Bros. World Union and Fullmetal Inc. Present:

Coming Summer 2008

In Honoring Ljlrj and the Fallen Ajmetal:

Brawlmania

Official Theme Songs:

Performed thoughout the night by the band: Fullmetal Inc.

My Way or the Highway-Limp Bizkit *New*

Light It Up-Rev Theory

Faint-Linkin Park

Official Money in the Bank Coin Match Theme: I Get Money-50 Cent *New*

Run-Day of Fire *New*

Wings of a Butterfly-H.I.M *New*

Ladies and Gentlemen-Saliva *New*

Seasons-Sevendust *New*

Enter Sandman-Metallica *New*

Main Event Theme: Always-Saliva *New*

Plus, remember the Music Tribute I did for Ljlrj at the Union? Well, I'm back with the band!!!

Matches:

Number 1 Contender's Shot for the SSBWU Intercontinetal Championship: Ness vs. Lucas

Pictochat Rematch for the King of the Union Championship: The Original One Game & Watch vs. The Resident Xtremeist Jeff_Hardy *KotU Champion*

Fullmetal Inc. Performs Faint with Special Guest: Jeff_Hardy

The Savior Fullmetal vs. The Resident Xtremeist Jeff_Hardy in a No Bounds Match

Fullmetal Inc. and Jeff_Hardy perform Faint

Honor Match: Fallen Aj (Game and Watch) vs. Fallen Lj (His favorite character)

Fullmetal Inc. Performs Light It Up

Luigi's Brawl Match: The Green Thunder Luigi vs. The Original One Game & Watch

Flameant Performs Run

Three Way Dance for the SSBWU Rated R Championship: The Monster Bowser vs. Master of Light Link vs. The Yellow-One Pikachu

Fullmetal Inc. Performs Wings of a Butterfly with Jeff_Hardy

Tag Team Championship match: The Mario Brothers vs. Donkey and Diddy Kong

The Resident Xtremeist Jeff_Hardy vs. The Angel of the Skies Soaring in a Bond for Glory Match: If Jeff_Hardy wins, he will become the Number 1 Contender for the SSBWU Championship at Brawl under the Sun. If he loses, Soaring will determine his fate.

Last Person Standing Fatal Four Way Match for the SSBWU European Championship- The Blue Blur Sonic vs. The Resident Xtremeist Jeff_Hardy vs. Solid Snake vs. Ike

No Rules Triple Threat Match for the SSBWU Hardcore Championship

Fatal Four Way Match for the SSBWU United States Championship: Master Blaster Fox vs. Mr. Top Gun Capt. Falcon vs. Airless One Falco vs. Disaster Master Toon Link

Fullmetal Inc., Jeff_Hardy, Flameant, and Dav perform I Get Money

Money in the Bank Coin Match for the SSBWU Extreme Championship and a Number 1 Contender's Shot for the SSBWU Championship at Brawl under the Sun: The Chosen One Flameant *Extreme Champion* vs. Mr. Mario (Com) vs. The Savior Fullmetal vs. The Dark One Ganondolf (Com)

Fullmetal Inc. Performs Enter Sandman

Hell on Earth Match on the Norfair stage for the SSBWU X-Division Championship: The Chosen One Flameant *X-Division Champion* vs. The Resident Xtremeist Jeff_Hardy

Fullmetal Inc. Performs Ladies and Gentlemen and Seasons

King of Kings Tournament

Fullmetal vs. Olimar

Jeff_Hardy vs. Dav

Jiggypuff vs. Com

R.O.B vs. Samus

Finalists will face each other at Brawl under the Sun

Tpk will perform a song

All or Nothing Match for the Intercontinetal Championship: The Freak Tpk vs. Winner of the First Match

Tag Team Tournament

Match 1: Wario and Kiby vs. Lucario and Pit

Match 2: Marth and Ike vs. Meta Knight and Ice Climbers

Winner of Match 1 vs. Winner of Match 2

Winner of that match will fight at Brawl under the Sun

Fullmetal Inc. Performs Always and Fullmetal's Theme

Main Event-The Savior Fullmetal defends the SSBWU Championship againest The Angel of the Skies Soaring in a No Items Match

I would also like to make the Official Theme Song for Brawl under the Sun:

Dani California-Red Hot Chili Peppers and Remedy-Seether

Future Events:

Brawl under the Sun- Summer 2008

Independence Brawl-July

Fullmetal's One Night Stand-August

School's Out-August

Remember the Towers-September

Brawloween-October

Brawlgiving-November

Christmas Brawl-December

Brawlmania II-New Years

So I was sitting on my bike, minding my own business when I saw the two most magical words in all of words: Garage Sale.

I rode my bike like lightning and I went and bought over 50 used games!!! 50. Man, I have to be lucky.

Also, if anyone wants to join in Brawlmania, well go right ahead. The more people we have, the bigger and better this event will be. Remember, this is for Ljlrj and Aj.

Brawlmania Official theme songs:

Light It Up-Rev Theory

Faint-Linkin Park

Run-Day of Fire *New*

Wings of a Butterfly-H.I.M *New*

Ladies and Gentlemen-Saliva *New*

Seasons-Sevendust *New*

Main Event Theme: Always-Saliva *New*

Well, here's a well known fact: My Wii is still gone. I miss it and I should get it back one the day school ends. But now, good news.

As you recall, I still miss my brother. I got a phone call from my step-brother (Mom's side of the family) and he wanted to take me and Vic out of the country......to Germany. I was like WTF?? So, after almost passing out, calling Vic and having him faint, I'm going to Germany!!! According to my Mom, it's a gift for making my parents feel better for handing my brother's death. We are going to visit the Auschwitz death camp. It wa, in fact, my brother's dream to do that.

Ok, I know that I promised to do a big honor thing for Ljlrj and the Late Aj. I was thinking until my brain came out of my ear and died. I was thinking of something bigger. Something that I wanted to do. During Jazz Band, our bass player's amp wasn't loud but it sounds loud. I said it was scary and then *Ding* I got an idea. Instead of honoring them at a small event, I decided to do it bigger and better then ever before. Because:

Super Smash Bros. World Union and Fullmetal Inc. Present:

Coming Summer 2008

In Honoring Ljlrj and the Fallen Ajmetal:

Brawlmania

Official Theme Song: Light It Up by Rev Theory *Aj's favorite song* and Faint by Linkin Park *Reminds me of Lj*

Matches:

Number 1 Contender's Shot for the SSBWU Intercontinetal Championship: Ness vs. Lucas

Pictochat Rematch for the King of the Union Championship: The Original Game & Watch vs. The Resident Xtremeist Jeff_Hardy *KotU Champion*

The Savior Fullmetal vs. The Resident Xtremeist Jeff_Hardy in a No Bounds Match

Honor Match: Fallen Aj (Game and Watch) vs. Fallen Lj (His favorite character)

Luigi's Brawl Match: The Green Thunder Luigi vs. The Original One Game & Watch

Three Way Dance for the SSBWU Rated R Championship: The Monster Bowser vs. Master of Light Link vs. The Yellow-One Pikachu

Tag Team Championship match: The Mario Brothers vs. Donkey and Diddy Kong

The Resident Xtremeist Jeff_Hardy vs. The Angel of the Skies Soaring

Fatal Four Way Match for the SSBWU United States Championship: Master Blaster Fox vs. Mr. Top Gun Capt. Falcon vs. Airless One Falco vs. Disaster Master Toon Link

Money in the Bank Coin Match for the SSBWU Extreme Championship and a Number 1 Contender's Shot for the SSBWU Championship at Brawl under the Sun: The Chosen One Flameant *Extreme Champion* vs. Mr. Mario (Com) vs. The Savior Fullmetal vs. The Dark One Ganondolf (Com)

Hell on Earth Match on the Norfair stage for the SSBWU X-Division Championship: The Chosen One Flameant *X-Division Champion* vs. The Resident Xtremeist Jeff_Hardy

King of Kings Tournament

Fullmetal vs. ???

Jeff_Hardy vs. Dav

Jiggypuff vs. Com

R.O.B vs. Samus

Finalists will face each other at Brawl under the Sun

All or Nothing Match for the Intercontinetal Championship

Main Event-The Savior Fullmetal defends the SSBWU Championship againest The Angel of the Skies Soaring

It took me from August of last year till April but thanks to The_Roy Master, I now have 100 friends!!!! Thanks for all the fun and lets continue to be friends!

On a side note, you can still request a story about something. Here are my new stories so far:

Earthworm Jim

Gex: Enter the Gecko

Banjo-Kazooie (Soaring will love this story)

Super Mario: Midnight Hour (My top secret story. I won't say anything about it)

I'm still doing my Resident Evil story but I have writer's block.

Prologue

In this world, good always beats evil and kicks it's butt. Can this be true in the animal world as well?

Our story doesn't begin with the heroes. We need to start from why we are telling this story. Let's begin, shall we?

We begin in a nice peaceful valley called Spiral Mountain, a place where every animal can roam peacefully. This is also a bridge that enters a new and dangerous world. Inside lives an evil witch name Gruntilda. Basically, everyone in Spiral Mountain hates her guts because she was always trying to figure out a way to make herself beautiful.

One day, she was looking inside her magic, talking cauldron, Dingpot, and asked, "I ask you, Dingpot, who is the most beautiful person in the valley?"

"Ah...well...I'm sorry Gruntilda but Tooty is the most beautiful I see." Dingpot murmured.

"Wha?! No one can be more beautiful then me! I think I will steal her looks and make her pay!!" Gruntilda said as she grabbed her magic broom and zoomed out of her liar.

Tooty was was skipping towards her big brother's house when Gruntilda swooped down from the air an grabbed her.

"I got you at last Tooty and now it's time for you to get a makeover!! Hahahahaha!!"

Can anyone ave Tooty? There is a pair of heroes that can do the job. But there's one problem: He's sleeping.

Fullmetalwwant presents:

Banjo-Kazooie

And here's anoter new story:

Prologue of Being Lazy

Gex's POV

Man, watching nonstop television on a chair can be boring sometimes. I still wonder why I'm sitting here in the first place. I remember it was just yesterday when I came back from the Media Dimension and defeated the evil Rez. I just hope nothing bad happens now but I do miss the action.

I watched the television until it went blank. Then, I saw his face. Rez. I couldn't believe it.

Knock Knock

"Who's there?" I yelled.

The door shatters as agents swarmed in and surrounded me.

"Gex, we need your help once again. Rez i back and he's taking over the Media Dimension. We want you to get in there and stop him again!" One of the agents said.

"Listen, all I want is to watch television in peace. There's no way I'm going to save the world again." I said.

Smash

I was hit by a crowbar and was out cold.

A few hours later...

I woke up to see bright lights everywhere. I saw the same agents as before.

"Gex, please tell us what you know of Rez." One of them said.

I told them everything I knew about my arch enemy. I told them that Rez is very dangerous to miss around with.

"Well, this is what we need to do. If we give you a suitcase full of money and a secret agent suit, can you help us take down Rez?" One of the agents said.

I ran out the door and came back with the suit on. They showed me to the teleporting room. I stood in the middle as the machine was getting ready.

"Are you ready Gex?"

I just smiled and caught a fly with my tongue.

"It's tail time!"

Fullmetalwwant presents:

Gex: Enter the Gecko

Hope you guys like them!!!!