I was playing Metal Gear Online. These 3 guys on the other team were spawn camping me on Midtown Maelstrom as soon as i entered.

like i couldn't select a weapon they camped me so quick

so i asked them to stop, kicked one of them, and i was labeled a loser, a (insert bad ethnic word here), etc.

so round restarts, they keep trying to do this. like 5 other people were actually playing while these 2 guys kept camping me and having fun

so, after someone on my team FINALLY comes to help me, there is one guy left. and he's still trying to camp

so i use my DP to get the RPG and man,.... i shoot him in the face. dead. i run all the way to his spawn point.

killed him 6 times with that RPG. CQC'd him 4 more times, and flat out shot him in the head with my pistol even more.

he yelled, called me a cheater. i asked him if he liked it.

then in the lobby after he cursed me out some more, i told him i worked for konami. i told him it was my job to play games looking for cheaters to permanetly ban from PLAYSTATION network. at first, he doesn't believe me.

so i'm like " dude why would i lie? call me a liar but when u turn on your ps3 tomorrow or the next day you will be banned. not just from MGO but all PS3 online games. we can do this to you. you are one of the biggest cry babies i've seen online and i will be glad to make sure you never give anyone a hard time again"

and guess what,... he apologizes!

he asked me not to report him. i told him i'd think about it. next match we were on the same team. he had alot of hours but had like a 2:5 kill to death ratio.

darth-pyschosis

Very similar incident: a guy wanted to do trade headshots on CoD and I said no. I killed him 3 times in a row and he was like 12 so he said "stop!" but it came out all whiny and whatnot. I told him to earn his headshots and called him some other stuff that I cant say here. anyway, he kept texting me blank emails and then, to make sure that I understood his purpose, he told me "I am going to keep sending u messages". Knowing that he was like 12 years old I said "That's ok, now I have evidence when I message Sony to ban you-- I will also contact Infinity Ward and tell them that you are cheating online"

he then responded saying "That was my brother".

Hilarious, I love manipulating children's minds especially the ones that thing they own the world.

The higher level and how many time a person has gone in prestige mode doesn't make them a better player(skill wise) since you only gain exp instead of gaining and losing exp. However the people who are in higher levels have a advantage against lower levels since they are able to use certain guns, weapon add-ons, and perks a low level might not have.

Anyways I haven't started a verbal fight or gotten in a argument on XBL. I have experienced other people online who have done so. Sometimes I have to admit they are funny.

Funniest moment I encountered on XBL was when some guy was making fun of some other guy telling him how he sucks and how he prefers other men. The guy who was being made fun of lashed back by agreeing with him. He talked in a femine voice how he likes to do certain stuff with the father of the guy who was making fun of it and ended up making noises.That ended up shutting the guy who was talking trash up. Hilarious moment.

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Lol, awesome. And about what you said about experience, you are right. However, I assumed that since I played longer than him I was more used to certain patterns of gameplay (such as flash nading and then running around to kill the player and such)

Lol imagine an atheist in court "BUT I DONT BELIEVE IN GOD, GIVE ME MY FRICKING PS3!"

It's just too hilarious.

Today I was playing CoD4 and I decided to be a bit of a jerk. I don't usually act like a jerk, but I decided to do it anyway. I joined a hardcore match and started killing one specific team mate. Just for the heck of it. Now, he had a mic and was a pretty nice guy, but as soon as I killed him I knew that there was no going back.

Eventually he started getting irritated and through yo momma jokes at me. I answered randomly saying "Pokemon" and "You wanna get high?"

He then challenged me to a one on one cage match, and I accepted. In the lobby I again asked him if he wanted to get high. I do a great Towelie impersonation from South Park by the way ;)

During the game I beat him-- bad. He was only a level 46 and I was a level 37 Third Rank.

After the game it got real intense as I told him that he sucked really bad and that only little children and cavemen through yo momma jokes around. Eventually, I started to annoy him by saying "What?" everytime he said something and then I started twisting his words around. He told me he was very placid (which meant very relaxed) and I kept on twisting the word around to "plastic" so I said "Why are you telling me about your enlargement surgeries?"

Again I NEVER do this, but for some reason I was just in the mood.

Eventually he told me that he would be right back because he had to pee. (I swear to you that I am not making any of it up).

He came back and I told him that I had to go, but at some point we actually became FRIENDS. I told him that it was all in fun and he said "Oh don't worry, we Irish are very placid and love to have fun too" and I agreed and asked "do you drink beer" in which he responded "I'm drinking one right now"

He told me that I wasn't such a bad guy and we left off on a very positive note despite all the yo momma jokes and the "you get bullied at school" jokes.

So, it wasn't really a fight because we ended up becoming friends but that's probably my best story.

How about you? Have you ever witnessed a fight/participated in one online? How bad did it get? Did you walk out the winner?

Lol, I really want to hear some of your stories so post away :P

oooh, I thought that it might mean something different. I can imagine an atheist going "What!? First our currency now my videogames!" lol.

According to the PS3 warranty...yes?

I was reading the warranty conditions and this is what I found:

"THIS WARRANTY SHALL NOT APPLY IF THIS PRODUCT...(D) IS DAMAGED BY ACTS OF GOD, MISUSE, ABUSE, NEGLIGENCE, ACCIDENT, WEAR AND TEAR, UNREASONABLE USE, OR BY OTHER CAUSES UNRELATED TO DEFECTIVE MATERIALS OR WORKMANSHIP"

http://www.us.playstation.com/support/warranties/ps3

So, anyone know what that exactly means? I mean, do people actually state that God broke their PS3? I found this entirely hilarious when I first read it.

Almost all my games have taken at least a month to decide getting (95% of them).

I am very careful when picking games.

I will also like to tell you that Dark Cloud 2 is a phenomenal game. After you get past the first chapter, everything really lights up. The story is a bit slow but I beg you to stay with it till the end. I love everything about that game and it was my first RPG that got me hungry for the genre (damn the PS3's lack of RPG's!). I will never forget the scenery and the music of that game. I really hope Dark CLoud 3 comes for PS3.

At first I thought they were your school friends, but the fact that you gave them to strangers over the PSN is quite ridiculous.

Just because they add you as friends doesn't make you one.

Just like Joe over on Facebook who has over 500 friends doesn't really mean he has any.

It's tough but this is how you have to learn your lesson. Life goes on my friend, this is only a blur in the times ahead of you.

Relax and deal with the consequences. (My mom would kill me too)

Ratchet: 7.5 (IGN- 9.4)

Stardust: 7.0 (IGN-I think it was a 9)

not to mention the fact that they always review 360 games and then copy and paste to PS3 (when dealing with those multiplatform games) two weeks after they've reviewed the 360 version!