1. Person loves to play games on his/her Xbox 360 or PS3. "Wow, look at the graphics! I am all about Oblivion right now."
2. Person has every console made from 1990 to present known to mankind, having spent thousands of dollars on them, accumulatively. Person may also own several copies of the same console because he/she is too lazy to dust and thus the consoloes accumulate dust, choke on the dust, and then die due to overheating. "What can you do?" He/she says. "Sometimes they just die." Total amount of money spent on consoles and their games this generation alone: $2,000.
3. Person has a crappy 5 year-old computer with integrated graphics. Person never cleans computer, much less runs the antivirus or anti-malware software his friend told him to get. "But it's cool because I totally have the main one set to auto-update. My friend told me to also download and use Firefox because IE is so slow, LOL. My friend is just really into computers so he knows."
4. Person hears me rave about the awesome games, graphics, PhysX, larger population multiplayer games, amazingly-cheap prices of PC games due to STEAM sales, and options in PC gaming. "Yeah, but my computer is such a piece of shit. I need to get a new one."
5. Years go by and person decides he needs a new computer. While he has spent thousands on his consoles and their games (which are usually priced at $10 more than the PC versions), he suddenly only has $500-600 for this computer that should last him at least one console generation.
6. I provide person with a slew of options that will maximize his budget, be upgradable, and have a reputable company to stand behind the warranty. I warn person to not, under any circumstances, buy a laptop on sale at a big retailer. It will likely not work well for gaming, it is not upgradable, its sale price will be tempting, and no, you will likely rarely ever bring your new computer to your friends' places.
7. Person buys a laptop because it was on sale for $100 less than his maximum budget, and because his/her friend said one component was good, and because now he/she can take his laptop to his friends' places. "I totally bring this laptop everywhere so I'm glad I got it (you were wrong)." Six months later and the laptop has not moved in weeks and thus becomes a proxy desktop.
8. Person discovers laptop can't play any games and decides to go back to the console. "Wow, Skyrim is amazing! I'm so glad my console is so easy; it just works," he/she says as he/she uses his/her second current-gen console; the first one having overheated due to dust.
9. Three years go by: "My computer is such a piece of shit. I need to get a new one."
Note: other variation on this theme include the person buying the parts for the computer, I tell him/her to call me when they arrive and I will put it together... 2 years go by and person calls me over. One main component doesn't work, and has been out of warranty for 15 months. As it has been so long, a replacement part is now 50% more expensive. "I'll just use my console; these things are such a headache."
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