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Me?Save someone's life? BLASPHEMY!!!

OK,fine.I did.

So here we (my mother and I) are on the way to picking my sister up from some debacle of a trip,I notice some kids hitting a ball around with novelty bat.It lands on the street in front of us,the youngest of the group goes into the street to pick it up,I frantically scream for her to stop,and she does it on a dime.Congratulations I saved the potentially sucessful life of somebody AND prevented my mother from going to prison for vehicular manslaughter!URK!Uh...

I mean,I got out of paying my gaming money on bail!Yeah,I like death,see? *grabs scythe,but it crumbles away* I mean it,I didn't care about the life of an innocent child,and the emotional welfare of his family...he....he....he...*continues to laugh nervously* OKAY FINE!The evil thing's just a front,I'm really empathetic to people,even if I don't show it,If I had a boyfreind I would love and snuggle him till he couldn't take it anymore!I'm an aspiring part-time baker and armchair scientist! ow@

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*continues to confess bizarre facts about positive side until Ganondorf fires a tranquilizer dart.*

Ganondorf:Ugh,that's enough of that now.:?

Bowser:You sure he's still fit to be our employer?

Ganondorf:Not really .But he controls death,if we suck up to him enough he might make us immortal!

Bowser:Eww!why would we want that.

Ganondorf:The good "We're young forever and can't die no matter what" kind,not the "super wrinkly and can be killed by unnatural causes" kind.

Bowser:That explains why you're this way Grand-*Is choked to death*.T_T

Undead Ridley:What's going on here?

Ganondorf:Our boss went crazy.:/

UR:Hah!Serves him right for stabbing me to death.

*Wakes up*

Giratina667:Is that so?By the way,do you remember how many licks it takes to get to the center of a space pirate?

Ridley:Umm....one?

Giratina667:Actually I lied,it's zero!*Eyes gleam and Ridley explodes.*

Ganondorf:You make no sense at all,do you?

Giratina667:Nope.:P I'll try not to spill-er go crazy again.By the way,how did you survive that occaision with the gun molding machine?

Ganondorf:I've survived stabbings,decapitations,magic blasts,poison,extinctions,meteors,nightmares,the desert,explosions and cancer,that was hardly dangerous to my health.:/

Giratina667:We're sorta getting away from the point so I'm afraid I'll have to close up for today.

Ganondorf:WHAT!?These are the first lines I've gotten in well over 100 blog posts and you're shutting me down?

Giratina667:Sorry,but I'm YOUR boss,goodbye!

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And goodbye to you too,faithful readers!^____________^

Bored,Time for a variety post!

First wonderful news (for some) Pokemon Platinum has been officially confirmed!

Here: http://www.pokemon.co.jp/special/platinum/02.html

And it's also partly why I changed my avatar and banner.(That and the other look was getting old.:/)

Next Time to make another deluxe rate the track!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsLUMmVcf-0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br4qilcXukg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vuc6UjesGQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LYB7iLZNWE

Finally,some of you longtime readers (all both of you!) may have wondered what happened to the fanfic I was writing.Well,it's kaput,I quit,I found a lot of inconsistencies,and I didn't feel like writing it anymore.I'll elaborate on what the thing was about as well as the entire plotline.

*Hides inside CD castle* goodbye...I'm king in here,hehehe...>_> *grabs I-pod*

A few observations...

But first,take note of the banner I made! (Don't rate,I know it's bad.) That I proportioned incorrectly!

Anyway,a few observations about the antidepressant I'm taking...

First,it's prosac,for those who are curious.

Dosage:1/2 a pill,the doctor is (Rightfully) stingy on medication.

Observed behavioral effects:The preoccupations that haunt my sleep have gone away.One thing of (mildly cncerning) note is increased irritability for the first 30 minutes after ingestion,however.:?

I might make a "more about me" blog soon,as well as make a new version of this banner.:/

*squints,double takes to ensure Paul isn't there (to avoid bombardment of choking affection),then sinks into the shadows.*

Even MORE about moi.(the more interesting stuff.)

PERSONALITY AND TASTE

I see myself as:Shy,a bit modest,hard to impress,initially cold,self conscious,eccentric,a little lazy(I can do housework and physical labor,just not paperwork),supportive,pessimistic,stubborn(I like to call it "A will of steel XD"),affectionate to some (I'm only that way if it's a very good freind or a guy I like.)

Others think I'm:Caring,extremely modest,shy,VERY eccentric,intelligent,nerdy,moist cheese (Don't ask o_O.)

What do you think of me?

Anyway...What I like in guys

Appearance:Don't care,I have very loose parameters when it comes to appearance:long as they're clean.

Personality:Shy,caring,headstrong,responsible yet silly at times,commited,affectionate (Oh come on,even I need a little confidence boost!:lol: )

That's also what I like in people in general.(Except the affectionate part,I don't want random strangers hugging me.o_O)

What I despise:Nosy,vengeful,childish,hateful,stubborn (Hippocratic,eh?),loud,careless,hyperactive people.

RANDOM FACTS

I rock back and forth a lot when listening to music.(It's unconscious,I'm afraid.)

My father ain't exactly warm,he makes a lot of wisecracks and is a little irritable.

Once I learn somebody's birthname,I call them exclusively that.(I.E.I call Kya_Kun Paul,Warcrafted Alex[I think,to be honest I don't even know his/her gender.o_O Sorry.] N_K NightHawk Nick.)

Paul is cute.>_> *runs*

A lot about me.

I wanted to do this with spoiler tags for convenience,but glitchspot is giving me that awful "Invalid HTML tags" message.TwT

General

Birthname:Brandon

Nicknames (That I call myself):Girasol,hyper-nerd from beyond the stars,BMB

Age:14 (You wouldn't be able to tell at first meeting,you really wouldn't.o_O At least according to a lot of people I meet.)

Height:5'7

Weight:Equivalent to a piece of paper.XD Not really,110ish last I checked(5 months ago),probably slightly more by now.

General appearance:Ugly as sin.:lol:

Hobbies/interests:Science (To be specific Physics,Paleontology,Biology,Astronomy,Chemistry,Gemology),Video gaming,non fiction reading.

Entertainment

Favorite Industry:Video gaming

Favorite songs:This is tough ehh.....*Checks list* What I'm made of(Crush 40 and Jun senoue) Bramble blast(Brawl version) (Orig.Dave Wise) My sacrifice (Creed),VS. Ridley(All versions,especially Meta Ridley and Brawl version) Gourmet race(Brawl version) VS. Marx (Brawl) Vs. Metroid prime(Metroid Prime),Vs. Bowser (Galaxy chorus),Vs. Arceus (Pokemon D/P),Vs. Super Dimentio(Super Paper Mario),Song of storms(LoZ:OoT)

Favorite film:Spirited away

Favorite television show:Family guy.What wonderfully apalling humour it has!

Video Gaming

Consoles:Wii,DS(2),PS2.We're too poor to get anything else.:? Though my sister is considering an XBOX 360

Favorite games:Paper Mario,Metroid Prime,Pokemon Diamond/Pearl

Favorite series:Mario(Platformers,RPGs,Kart,Tennis),LoZ,Pokemon,Metroid,F-zero,Donkey Kong country (Don't care for the other games),Kirby

Genres:Basically anything,except music and simulators(That's what real life is for,unless of course you're disabled,then I understand)

Experience:Ten years and counting

Favorite characters(Not including pokemon) :Luigi,Yoshi,Wario,Waluigi,Ganondorf,Zelda,Ridley,Captain falcon,Capt. Olimar,NiGHTS,Kazooie,Banjo

That's all for now,I'm afraid.-_-

*Pretends to be surprised*

The Name and signature pokemon of the third generation 4 (Sinnoh) game has been leaked (Allegedly.)And surprise surprise,It's Giratina!The Name:Platinum.Coming from giratina's glistening grey skin and part of it's name origin (The Romaji for Platinum,purachina.)

If it were just that,I wouldn't have said anything but...Here's the REAL news:The game is to feature Regigigas's sky form and Shamin's second form.

WTF!?

Erhem.Look at the full story (The first and second posts down) here!:

http://serebii.net/index2.shtml

Don't forget Giratina's origin form too.>_>

I'm a bit nervous...o_O..

I finally got to see a psychiatric doctor.He approved some meds for my depression.I start taking them tommorow.I'm wary about meds that can tamper with the mind though,even if I only have to take a small dose.I only pray this don't end badly,seeing bad things have happened before to others...o_O..Ah screw it,I may as well try to be optimistic,It might make things a little easier.

Oh,fun fact:I'm from a southern family,if you couldn't tell from my speech patterns,but fortunately I don't actually have much of an accent.:P

another fun fact:My favorite sciences are Astronomy and Paleobiology.^__^

another:I have a nasty inferiority complex,so I get upset often,even if I don't say there is.(I don't wanna worry people.:()

Time to be a hippocrite!

I complain now!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 Things smash bros. screws up.(In no particular order)

Items:Yeah,yeah,I love 'em but sometimes it detracts from what games really are:A test of skill.It goes without saying that losing the match due to a inconveniently spawned bob-omb is infuriating,especially around '03 when items were still allowed in tourneys.And some items give their user TOO much power.Yeah,'cuz blitzing opponents as soon as they spawn with a dragoon part they were forced to drop is fair.:roll:

Trophy aquisition:Sure,it's rewarding for the most part,but there are some that are outlandish.Beating an extremely hard boss battle mode with only a single life,no continues and 6 or so insta-kill moves for a freaking GALLEOM TROPHY!? And clearing the oldy mode (Stupid censors) 39 times is kind of beating a dead horse.

Distorted information:As some of you experts know,the trophy descriptions are inaccurate for the NA and EU canons.Pokey's name was changed,K. Rool's trophy was completely wrecked with the bit about Kaptain K. Rool.There were quite a few others I'm forgetting at writing.

Inadequate rep:Star fox gets a 3rd character,Mother gets a 2nd one,Kirby gets two,but what the bloody heck about Metroid,F-zero and DK huh?F-zero is roughly as big a series as Mother,and no one of the likes of Black Shadow,Goro,Blood Falcon or (At a stretch) Jody summer.Donkey Kong,despite being one of Nintendo's best sellers,(not to mention the fact that THEIR DEBUT GAME PRACTICALLY MADE THE COMPANY WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!) still gets 2 members at most,sure Dixie and K. Rool aren't ideal,but they're certainly better than nothing for these underappreciated games.Metroid:It's actually among the best series of the bunch,despite only having above average sales.And I'm glad that we got someone,but did it have to be as derogatory as ZSS?Come on,first of all it just screams...how can I put this not-obscenely....objectifying women.And it also kind of puts a giant middle finger to us.It makes the statement that we're sex-hounds.And at least 2 perfectly good and important characters that could have been in place of that cheauvenistic portayal of the formerly-noble samus:Ridley and Dark Samus.Dak Samus may have made a good character,being Samus' Wolf to her Fox,having a variety of vaguely-similar-looking but completely different attacks.And Ridley?We-he-he-ll,Let me get started!

Ridley:Sakurai's rendition of Ridley is terrible and very unfaithful to the character,let me highlight how.Even though his trophy states that he is intelligent(And those who read either the canon E-manga or it's fan-lations can attest to it) though he never shows even a lick of brains in Smash Bros.Second,look at him,he looks goofy.Purple?The only people who would find that scary would be devout christians,homophobes and Luigi.Second:The eyes,they clash,they aren't intimidating,and look nothing like any of his other designs.Search on google and look at all the Ridley designs,I'll give you a few minutes....

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Didn't you see how deliciously evil they look!?No pupils,no purple,none of those awful design flaws!?^___^ (Save for the red version)

No wonder that we don't get any respect!We're made to look as idiotic teenagers by people like Sakurai-san!XU If I ever get to be the head of a Smash Bros. Project,I'll be certain not to make most of these mistakes,no way!

An approximation of my artistic ability

Squirrel!OK,it's slightly better,but still awful,Anyway,A rant!

LULZ,opinions!!!!!!!

Why do people have such a strong compulsion of opinion,if we didn't think for ourselves,there would be no opinions,no concept of good/bad,and thus,no opinions!In short,opinions are significant only to the person that carries them,which means are NOT knowledge,NOT fact,and NOT justifyable,stop pretending it is,silly humans!@_o *Shoots firearm everywhere.*

Anyway,how are you people?I'm bored,obviously.:roll:

Phew!^_____________________^

First:IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!11!1!

Any person previously registered to me in SSBB will have to ask me for my new code,seeing as I made a new file a few weeks ago,sorry.:(

Oh,yes,I also ask that I have Neo_Ike's and Kya_Kun's freind codes.

Finally beat Mario Kart Wii with a 1-star rank,I just need to unlock the B-dasher MKII and Mii outfit B And I'm completely done!I was shaking for nearly 12 minutes after clearing Special Cup with a 1 star rank XD.

Also,people use the word "Like" too much when it ain't needed.T_T