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Destroy All Humans!:Big Willy Unleashed initial impressions

It's a fun game,It takes a while to get used to the controls,I would've preferred that they offer the ability to use a cube or classic controller.Also there's a dip in framerate whenever a lot of action is going on.Humor is still there,though the voice actors sound a little funky.If you want a lot of new stuff,then get DAH!3.But if you want something more traditional you may want to wait for path of the furon.

Chapter 6 interlude

*In an underground cavern*

Giratina:So the heroes have descended from mount Coronet...I think It's time I eliminated some of my weaker minions...EGGMAN!

Eggman:What is it master?

Gira:I'm starting to think that we have some dead weight on our battleship...Destroy it.

EM:But sir-

Gira:But nothing!I'm going to send you the remote detonator switch,you will detonate it when the time is right.

EM:Why can't you detonate it?

Gira:Because I don't have any fingers,egg-fer-brains!

EM:Right.

*The comm screen closes,Giratina turns towards a portal but pauses for a moment*

Gira:(Italics means a character is thinking) I'm not sure if conquering the metaverse is an option if I'm forced to slaughter that child,without him all of space will be destroyed,except for one dimension...No one must learn of my intentions,otherwise I could very well be doomed...

Mission Complete!

*Plays Sonic mission clear theme.*

I finally Completed OoT,not completely,but it was satisfying enough.The ending was nice.It isn't the godly game everyone makes it out to be,but It's certainly good.Now I have to complete MM and TWW,as well as MP2:E and Metroid Prime 3:Corruption.:/

I tire of you,Nintendoof!

I'm seriously starting to question Nintendo's integrity in their decisions..Let's take a few glances...

1.Nintendo's refusal to distribute Rare's Classic works,even on their own consoles!

WTF Iwata?Not only did you rob Microsoft of it's own studio's works,you slapped us and shot yourselves!Microsoft has no chance to distribute it's core games to new audiences,we never get to get to play the games again without ROM emulators of questionable legality(And People like me don't have that CPU Power,so that's no option) And Nintendo makes no profits off them!Getting some money is better than none,and It's not like Nintendo and MS are competing to the death!

2.Region Lockout
What is this?I can't play my Japanese Brawl copy on my US Wii? Of course not!We can't get games from other regions,Immigrants are forced to either buy a converter box or buy (Again) and play games of the language they don't know!And the Europeans and Aussies are forced to wait 5 months for the same exact game with 5 extra languages they don't need!(Europe as a whole needs them,but In a single region,those 5 other languages are useless.)

3.No quality control

Despite how restricting quality control was,it wasn't a bad idea.3rd parties are making bad/mediocre Wii games left and right.You want those pieces of crap cluttering the shelves,you're sick and twisted.I'd tell you those games would sell even better if they played better.And don't forget loyalties...(I think)

I have a feeling this may get worse as time goes on.If this pattern continues,I'm afraid I'll have to retreat into games past or stop altogether.I hope you take these warnings well,Dear freinds and readers...

Funny thing happened today...

I think my crush is finally starting to get the picture.He gave me this nickname:Moist Cheese.(We were at a restaurant,I got my order wrong,Okay!) I jokingly called him delicious cheese in retaliation,I also have made a gag by threatening to hug him if he does something impetuous or silly that I don't like.Weird thing is,I finally did carry out the threat,and he didn't resist very much.Very strange...Perhaps I should reevaluate my analysis of his attitude towards me... Then with some excersise and a tan(I'm so pale you can see my veins,it's creepy),he's mine...*Eyes glint wickedly*

Anyway...I actually have nothing else to say.I need GIMP brushes,but My father's domineering attitude drove him to make it to where only he can install/download things.My sister's laptop can't come soon enough...

Finally,I may try to make an Icon with GIMP.(Instead of the usual Copypasta or paint.)

201-Chapter 6 part deux

*While Rob was in his trial chamber,Macy tackles her own fearsome challenge*

Macy:Wonder what this so called trial is...

*Again a statue appears at the end of the hall.*

Macy:What is this doi-oh right...

???:Hmhmhmhm....You are wise young one,but let us see if you can use that knowledge for the better good.You must find the secret entrance to the chamber where you shall recieve your powers.Here's the catch*The statue breaks away to reveal Diaruga* You must avoid the master of time and you cannot injure him.

Dialga:Graaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!*Charges Time Roar*

Macy:Aw crap...*Runs behind a pillar,the blast hits the floor,she looks at it,then runs out,and continues to run out,Dialga,oddly follows. (Idiot)*

Dialga:Gyaah!*Continues to run,though his foot gets stuck in the hole in the floor.* Guhhh......

*Macy looks around to see the saddened Dialga,in pity,she helps it pull out it's foot.*

Dialga:Gmmmmm.....*It playfully nudges Macy,then turns around and fires a blast at the wall,revealing a chamber.

Macy:Thank you,sorry about the trouble...:)*Walks into the chamber onto the pedestal*

???:You have done well,now here are the powers and tools to use with the knowledge you have.*A light flows into Macy,her eyes turn blue,gets light armor for her upper body,and a giant white machine appears.*

Macy:Wow,this is one heck of a toy.:)

???:Here's the remote in case you need to move it without getting in.

*Macy exits through the door,her mech smashes the door open.*

Rob:Macy!:D*Attempts to hug,but Macy holds him back.*

Macy:Not so fast bucko!*Facepalms him* If you want to go out,we have to get our job done first,even then I don't know.:/

Rob:Oh ,Right ,my bad.

???:Hmhmhm,I congratulate you on your victories,I shall send you off if you don't have any questions.

Rob:We have a ton!First,What's your name.

???:Arceus,demi god of light.

Macy:Where did Darkrai come from?

Arceus:He was originally a powerful ruler of the underworld,though one day,a horrendous betrayal lead him to where he is now,Darkrai,would you do the honors?

Darkrai:I shall.I once had a faithful servant,who I trusted the most among my others,his name was Giratina,I never made a decision without his help,although I trusted him,he had other intentions than just helping me...One day,I was relaxing from a long day's work,when two of my guards came...

*Fades into flashback*

Guard:Darkrai,come with us*cuffs him*

Darkrai:What is this?

Guard:You have been found guilty of betrayal,you are no longer our master.

*The guards throw him into the throne room*

Giratina:Gahahahah,you pathetic fool,all this time,not once you imagined that your most faithful servant would betray you,hmhmhm...Guards,send this wretched creature out of here!

*end flashback*

Darkrai:To this day,I feel the stinging memory of that betrayal...

Arceus:And he eventually wondered into my realm,swearing allegiance to me,in the hope he can return to his land one day.

Metaknight:Before you ask, Giratina conquered the underworld so that he would have enough of an initial force to be able to conquer and persuade others.

Rob:And my parents?

Arceus:Killed by the space pirate general Ridley.

*Rob grinds his teeth.*

Macy:I get it all now,Giratina had his minons kill our parents so we would be unable to care for ourselves and kill us before reaching maturity!

Arceus:Correct,and in case you couldn't figure it out already Giratina wishes to have dominion over all!

Rob:o_O

Macy:o_O

MK:T_T

Darkrai: _Y We all now know what we must do,no?

Rob,and Macy:Right!

Arceus:Then go!Your victory cannot come soon enough,if you need help,take this!*Gives a gossip shard*

Rob:Right.:)

*A light appears,taking them back to mount coronet.*

200th Post!!!

I talk WAYYYYYYY too much.:lol: Well,to commemorate it:Here's chapter 6!

The dawn of power

???:Awaken my children!

*The crystals drain and break,the four wake up*

Robert:Ugnh...Whuh?What is this!?

Macy:*Facepalm*Don't you remember,we were sealed away here 2 years ago!

Metaknight:That's right.*Geta up,his body now gold,Darkrai,his form now covered in a black and purple substance,swirling much akin to the surface of jupiter.*

???:Now that you are all awake,I have a few trials for you.

Macy:We don't have any powers yet!

???:Not yet,I'm going to make you two work for them,just because your older doesn't mean I'll go any easier.:P

Rob & Macy:What!? Why don't they have to pass a trial?

???:They have already proven theirselves to me,this is a rite of passage for you,I'm certain you will be pleased with the results.

Robert:Whatever you say...

*Two massive doors open,Robert and Macy enter seperate ones.*

*Robert is walking through the hallway,after a while he stops at a giant Draconic statue.*

Robert::Whoah,what's this?

*He appraoches the statue,only for it's eyes to gleam,the statue breaks open*

*A voice echoes through the hall.*

???:In order to become courageous,one must first face fear...

Robert:What is this...thing!?0.0

Giratina:Hehehehehe,not so stong now are you?*It's eyes gleam,and a tentacle bursts from it's wing*

Robert:Grrr....Let go!*Struggles furiously*

Gira:Do you EVER have anything interesting to say?*it's beak splits into a row of conical teeth,it closes in on him,it digs it's teeth into Robert's arm,Robert stops struggling oddly enough.*

Gira:o_0 Your will is not broken?*It pauses,mouth agape*

*Robert,mustering his strength,punching it's tooth*

Gira:Gyaaahhh!*It falls down,it's tentacle releasing Robert,who then proceeds to attack it's teeth,Giratina then bleeds massively until a husk remains.*

???:Congratulations,you have conquered a foe from thought and will,although the real foe is far stronger,in order to defeat the evil,you must be even stronger,step onto the pedestal where the monster stood.

*Robert does as instructed,a strange light flows into him, his eyes change to red,his muscle and body grow,and his garb changes into a black tunic and light armor.He then walks into the chamber where Darkrai and MetaKnight stand.*

Darkrai:I see you were sucessful,you know you look suspiciously like a great hero in those clothes,except without the stupid hat.:/

Rob:Where's Macy?

Metaknight:You and that girl,she's still fighting the gaurdian.:/

Part 2 coming soon....:P

A lot of stuff...

For one,I have a question to ask you all:

Is it okay to be mentally and physically attracted to a classmate?It seems silly I know but it just doesn't feel right to me...

Why you ask would I say such a thing?If you couldn't figure it out already (You poor fool) I'm starting to develop a fierce crush on one of my classmates.He's a nice person (yes I'm a homosexual) very handsome,but straight....It always seems as if the one you desire most is always out of reach.The thing that makes it sting worse is that the girl he dates...how should I put this...isn't the brightest bulb in the bunch...-.- And she's also my sister's boyfreind' sister.Very confusing web,no?

Next,I got my emblem for the 2007 scavenator.

3rd,I finished the gerudo's fortress,Need to get through the haunted wasteland next.:x

4th,I'm almost at veilstone city in pearl.

5th,I watched a part of the Pokemon movie 10 dub.I thought Darkrai's dub voice seemed unfitting for such a dark and elegant pokemon,I myself always imagined Darkrai to have a voice akin to Orthopox 13's.(Richard Horvitz's voice for those of you who know him.)

That's about it.... Goodbye.:)