Okay as the title suggests this is a rebuttal to hp's "Metal Awards" i'll be giving all the awards he gave, but with a few added things. So HERE WE GO m/

BEST EARLY METAL BAND NOMINEES:

Led Zeppelin-One of the best metal acts of all time, they are absolute metal gods, don't deny them this spot

Black Sabbath-While LedZep started a softer easier path for metal lovers these guys were headbangers all the way, there were two true gods of metal who started it all and Zeppelin and Sabbath are them.

Iron butterfly-They are widely credited with being the first true metal band.

Deep Purple-Truly Great.

WINNER: Black Sabbath-C'mon face it.

STATUS COMPARED TO HP'S: AGREED

BEST MID 70's METAL BAND NOMINEES:

Black Sabbath-Here they come again

Led Zeppelin-Look familiar? you see the fact that these guys are appearing again is just testemant to their Metal God status.

Judas Priest- PRIEST BABY!!! these guys are arguably the greatest metal band of all time, contested with sabbath and zeppelin.

AC/DC- c'mon, what more do i need to say?

AND THE WINNER IS...!LED ZEPPELIN!!!! you can't make a metal awards without rewarding Zeppelin for SOMETHING!

STATUS WITH HP'S: DISAGREED

Best New Wave Of British Metal Nominees:

Iron Maiden- 4 words, Number Of The Beast, 1 word, Eddy, two more words, freakin' rocks, now put it together and you get two words, Iron Maiden.

Def Leppard-ahh, defleppard, definitely. (lol just realized there's a pun in that as i started to work on best glam)

Motorhead- "AND I DON'T WANT TO LIVE FOREVER, THE ACE OF SPADES, THE ACE OF SPADES!!!! nothing can say Motorhead better than that

Judas Priest- You've Got Another Thing Coming, Diamonds And Rust, Heading Out To The Highway, Electric Eye, Hell Bent For Leather, Screamin' For Vengeance, Breaking The Law, Livin' After Midnight, man i don't have to be old to be wise (bad pun there) to know that these guys are definitely one of the best new wave of british metal if not the...

BEST NEW WAVE BRITISH METAL BAND IS...JUDAS PRIEST!!!

argue and you obviously do not know metal...at all

STATUS WITH HP'S: DISAGREED

BESTHAIR METAL BANDS

Kiss- I will give HP this much, kiss is one of the best hairmetal bands (though they are more shock rock than anything ((or maybe shock metal)) they are kinda hair) ever

Motley Crue-okay i put that that big so you can read it. lol that is funny. I wonder if it hurts to be that glam?

Def Leppard-...again

Poison-why poison...why?? i'm not saying i don't like power ballads but going unplugged IS NOT METAL!!!WHATTHE @#!$DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH METAL!?!?!?!

AND THE BEST HAIR(glam) IS:

MOTLEY CRUE: look at them...thentell me they are not the best

BEST THRASH METAL(my kind of metal!)

Slayer-"God Listens-TO SLAYER!! have you seen that pic yet? here:

Metallica- metallica baby...metallica.

Megadeth- The band was made for revenge...you don't get much more metal than that.

Anthrax- that's a really good name

BEST THRASH BAND:

...tie??? that's right both METALLICA and MEGADETH take home the gold, ...wait no BOTH OF THEM ARE LOSERS!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!! poor dave, still hasn't won...okay he has but you can't argue with "End of passion play crumbling away, i'm your source of self destruction" now can you?

and that is where i will end my reply and remember people

FIRST THING FIRST, READ THIS BEFORE YOU COMMENT

Okay this is METAL not ROCK that excludes such bands as Jimi Hendrix and Van Halen and Led Zeppelin and Foghat and Velvet Revolver. OKAY?!?!?! good then here are your canidates. KEEP IN MIND THIS IS NOT FINAL, COMMENT ME IF YOU THINK I MISSED AN ALBUM AND I WILL FIX IT ASAP, NO INSULTS JUST COMMENTS. OKAY?!?!?!

Screaming For Vengeance-Judas Priest

Highway To Hell-AC/DC

Back In Black-AC/DC

Blizzard Of Ozz-Ozzy Osbourne

Master Of Puppets-Metallica

Rust In Peace-Megadeth

Killers-Iron Maiden

Heaven And Hell-Black Sabbath

Paranoid-Black Sabbath

Number Of The Beast-Iron Maiden

Destroyer-Kiss

Machine Head-Deep Purple

British Steel-Judas Priest

Appetite For Destruction-Guns N' Roses

Piece Of Mind-Iron Maiden

Holy Diver-Dio

Ride The Lightning-Metallica

Ace Of Spades-Motorhead

Peace Sells...But Who's Buying-Megadeth

Countdown To Extinction-Megadeth

...And Justice For All-Metallica

Stay Hungry-Twisted Sister

Alive!-Kiss

my last list was more of a "who's better" this one is my favorites regardless of who's the best (of course the best is Jimi Hendrix)

1.Slash (the coolest guitarist ever this man is the embodiment of the freaking awesome guitarist with his les paul the hair the hat the glasses he's about as cool as you get)

2.Jimi Hendrix (to call this man a god of guitar is the understatement of the millenium, Jimmy Page is a god of guitar, van halen is a god of guitar this man is the guitar he is the best ever)

3.Dave Mustaine (this man started no IS megadeth, has the most unique vocals ever and is a monster on the guitar but in the end he's just awesome)

4.Randy Rhoads( he's just cool, though it doesn't show it in this picture he has an awesome Flying V that really elevates him single-handedly past page.

5.Jimmy Page (incredible INCREDIBLE guitarist and the writer of such incredible songs as "Stairway To Heaven" and whatever else they didn't take this guy definitely deserves this spot)

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isn't it beautiful. *sob* right now i'm taking electric guitar lessons on this kind of guitar (same color and everything)

a White Fender Stratocaster. don't get me wrong it's an absolutely gorgeous guitar but the Black Gibson Les Paul is just perfect :D. My favorite is still the Flying V but i would rather PLAY the Gibson you see above.

this is my updated list. took out two, added two. let's just put it this way, heylin_prince, yourgonna hate me for this :P

1.
Ozzy Osbourne

2.Led Zeppelin

3. The Beatles

4. Black Sabbath

5.Judas Priest (lol funny picture)

6.heylin_prince your gonna hate me for this but BYE BYE KISS, HELLO QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!

7.Iron Maiden

8.AC/DC (more cartoons ^^ bear with me people)

9.The Who- This is the one i forgot about last time, CAN YOU BELIEVE I FORGOT THE WHO!!!! *hits self*

10. Pink Floyd (is that a good drawing or what????)

ONCE AGAIN IF YOU BELIEVE I MISSED A BAND OR DON'T LIKE MY CHOICE OF BANDS JUST COMMENT...PLZ COMMENT I'M BEGGING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR ANY REASON JUST COMMENT :(

I am not good with singers so i know i'm gonna miss someone and put someone who doesn't deserve it. The following are in no order.

Rob Halfordof Judas Priest

Axlof Guns n' Roses

Ozzy Osbourneof Black Sabbath and Ozzy Osbourne

Robert Plantof Led Zeppelin

Sebastian Bachof Skid Row

Bruce Dickinsonof Iron Maiden

Ian Gillianof Deep Purple

Paul Stanleyof Kiss

Geddy Leeof Rush

Elvis Presleyof Elvis Presley

Dioof Black Sabbath and Dio

hope you enjoyed this and agreed, once again this is in no order hence the lack of numbers. However if you asked me my vote would be for Rob Halford as #1

THAT'S IT!!! THESE ARE THE TOP 3 IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER!!! YOU CAN'T PUT AN ORDER ON THESE ABSOLUTELY IMMORTAL SONGS!!!

"Bohemian Rhapsody"- Queen

Stairway To Heaven"- Led Zeppelin

"2112"- Rush

AND NOW HAIL THE

IMMORTAL DEAD

"Imagine"- John Lennon

"Master Of Puppets"- Metallica

*shudder* you don't know what i've gone through to come up with a top 5. i hope you enjoy it.

"Bohemian Rhapsody"- Queen

Stairway To Heaven"- Led Zeppelin

"2112"- Rush

"Master Of Puppets"- Metallica

"Imagine"- John Lennon

these dead are more than just dead, they are truly great songs that missed by less than a centimeter HAIL THE...

MASTERFUL DEAD

"Crazy Train"- Ozzy Osbourne

"Heaven And Hell"- Black Sabbath

"You've Got Another Thing Coming"- Judas Priest

"Freebird"- Lynnrd Skynnrd

"House Of The Rising Sun"- The Animals

oh god i cannot tell you how much it hurt to bring it down to 10. but i did it. so here you go.

"Bohemian Rhapsody"- Queen

Stairway To Heaven"- Led Zeppelin

"2112"- Rush

"House of the Rising Sun"- The Animals

"Master Of Puppets"- Metallica

"You've Got Another Thing Coming"- Judas Priest

"Imagine"- John Lennon

"Crazy Train"- Ozzy Osbourne

"Freebird"- Lynnrd Skynnrd

"Heaven And Hell"- Black Sabbath

Ghosts

"Mr. Brownstone"- Guns n' Roses

"Three Of A Perfect Pair"- King Crimson

"Welcome Home (Sanitarium)"- Metallica

"Anarchy In The U.K."- The Sex Pistols

"Sweet Child O' Mine"- Guns n' Roses

THESE ARE MORE THAN GHOSTS, THESE WERE THE ELITE WHO SADLY HAD TO BE SACRIFICED, THEY ARE MORE THAN MERE PAWNS BUT ARE THOSE WHO JUST COULDN'T MAKE IT BY ONE NOTE OR ONE LYRIC. SO HAIL THE...

VICTORIOUS DEAD

"She Builds Quick Machines"- Velvet Revolver

"Electric Eye"- Judas Priest

"Back In Black"- AC/DC

"Watching The Wheels"- John Lennon