I was hoping it would be Ridge Racer. (Riiiiiiiidge Racer!) Alas, the jokes will have to wait for another announcement. Planeforger

It's Turismo. GRAAAAAAAAAAAN Turismo!

It might still work. Now if there were enemies in Infamous 2 where you have to flip them over and shock them for massive damage, I think we're onto a winner here.

Aww, so this isn't a variation of that show, Deadliest Warriors? :P

Swords are more awesome, and the fantasy setting is just so much more interesting. Besides, you can have swords that fire lasers (e.g. Zelda) but I've never seen a shooter where there are guns that shoot out swords. Hmm, that might make for an interesting game.....

Vanquish looks overly generic, so I'm going with Bulletstorm.

Definitely flop. Maybe if people here could stop hyping up every major game release, we won't get dozens of 'so-and-so: 8.0 = FLOP!' threads after reviews come out.

This gaming equivalent of prostitution is even sadder than actual prostitution. It might be the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

Gusty Garden Galaxy for me. One of the prettiest levels in the game, and the music was just incredible.

I would like to see a new game no prequels or remakes or I would like to see a new FFT game.M_1_A_M_I

Same here. A new FFT game would be awesome.

Just because they disagree with you does NOT mean they: a) are a troll b) are stoopid c) have a stoopid name lolol d) dun no how 2 rite gud lyk me e) hate games Did I forget any of the standard retorts that are usually made? :-/clicketyclick

Actually, he could have praised SMG2 till the cows (uh, sheep?) come home and gave the game a full 4 stars, but there's no changing the fact that Doug Elfman is a terrible name. I mean seriously. Elf. Man. You can't make that sort of stuff up.

"Doug Elfman is an award-winning entertainment columnist who lives in Las Vegas"

Haha, the guy's name is Doug Elfman! That says it all really. I would love to know what award this guy won - probably an award for the suckiest reviewer of the century.

This one made me lol:

The annoying thing: As usual with the Wii, you hold one hand controller in your left hand, and another hand controller in your right hand. That's fine.

DaBrainz

LOL, me too. Mr Elfman, those 'hand controllers', whatever a hand controller may be (are there foot controllers now?), are called the Wiimote and Nunchuk. Maybe you could try using their actual names instead of inventing your own. I guess PCs suck too since you *gasp* need to use one desk controller with your left hand (keyboard) and another desk controller with your right (mouse). If so, I wonder what you used to write this pile of crap. Maybe you got your nephew Kyle to write it for you. That would explain the level of professionalism in this review.

"But for this game, more than most games, you must point the right-handed wand at the screen for what seems like an eternity, to control a cursor that A) rolls over floating stars (to collect them)"

They're called Star Bits. Stars are the ones you collect at the end of a level. Come on, I'm pretty sure they explain these terms in the manual. You might wanna try reading it next time (seeing as you clearly did not play the game) before you write a review next time. At least then you might sound like you know something about the game.

("Super Mario Galaxy 2" by Nintendo retails for $50 for Wii - Plays pretty fun. Looks very cute. Moderately challenging. Rated "E" for mild cartoon violence. Three and one-half stars out of four.)

All I read before was wand problems and kiddie issues. So now it's pretty fun and a seemingly negative review turns out to be 3.5 out of 4? For an 'adult critic' you sure rated this game highly. In fact, you gave it the same score as your Bioshock 2 review. That's a kiddie game too, right?

Soulcalibur is bad !Megaman5364

I agree. How on earth did a fighting game get up there? If a fighting game deserves to be on that list, it should be from the Street Fighter series.