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#1 Jph625
Member since 2009 • 1046 Posts

whats this?

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#2 Jph625
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Smells like a kid paddling away from vending machines Woah TC your sig

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thx :) :):):):):):):):)

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#3 Jph625
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Buzz lightyear...

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#4 Jph625
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I say it smells like Chuck Norris' pubic hair.

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+1 for orgiinality but wouldn't it smell great because chuck is perfect?

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#5 Jph625
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When you smell something horrible what do you say it smells like? I say it smells like ish or death or something died or a combination of said terms

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#6 Jph625
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[QUOTE="Wakanoid"]Did you sue the doctor?vonsvin

Sue? What a coincidence my name is Sue even though I'm a man (somewhat). The thing is my daddy left home when I was three, and he didn't leave much to ma and me, just an old guitar and an empty bottle of booze. Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid, but the meanest thing that he ever did, was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."

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#7 Jph625
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They reached critical douchbag levels and disappeared up their own asses.grape_of_wrath

This statement will be included in my sig from this point on.

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#8 Jph625
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I don't believe there is anyone on this planet who is completely sane and sober who would not be frightened when thinking in depth about their death and what will happen after.

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#9 Jph625
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I dunno if its inappropriate but some guy at my school's bathroom carved instructions on how to take a dump properly on a toilet's wooden door.

It was good advice too, I take less time in the toilet now.

alfredooo

Don't keep that info all to yourself now

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#10 Jph625
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[QUOTE="hahaokaay"]

[QUOTE="TheFlush"]

I hope you don't have a false image of Amsterdam. Have you ever been to The Netherlands?

TheFlush

Netherlands? all I gotta say is wut

What do you mean?

if you graduated from college and didn't know that the netherlands was a country and that amsterdam was in fact a city then you should grow up before you make a life altering decision. If you want to move to the Netherlands because you think it'd be cool to smoke weed all day then you're just going to end up wasting your life on the other side of the Atlantic.