I demand that I do not get killed...>___>gameeer1
You already died
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I demand that I do not get killed...>___>gameeer1
[QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="jaydough"]My character alread killed himself. :| jaydough*rereads teh script* Umm I don't see anything about the male lead having sex with a post-op corpse. Just what kind of movie are we doing here anyway? :? An adult film. :|
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Wettal : *dead on the floor*
Hallenbeck77 : Who's that
Kash_1095 : Sidekick.
Hallenbeck77 : what happened to him?
Kash_1095 : I have no idea... is this the evil Castle belonging to Mattmaul?
Hallenbeck77 : That would be it.
Kash_1095 : Why does it look like the Playboy man-
*Lazerbeams fly out the door and burn right through Hallenbeck's skull*
Kash_1095 : HALLEN
Hallen : it's alright kid...now i'll get to see my family... just remember... beware the David Hayter...
Kash_1095 : I must avenge the random Hard Boiled Detective.
STAY TUNED FOR THE EPIC CONCLUSION!!!
CONTINUED!!!!!!
IveDatedUrMom : Lololol I dated your mom.
Hallenbeck77 : *shoots IveDatedUrMom in the face*
Kash_1095 : His name was retarded anyway.
Hallenbeck77 : agreed.
Kash_1095 : So where are we going?
Hallenbeck77 : To the Lair of Matt-
Chazer127 : MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!
KHfanboy2 : *uses firebreath on Chazer*
Kash_1095 : What the **** is that?
Hallenbeck77 : Why that's Raptor Jesus.
Kash_1095 : How do you know that?
Hallenbeck77 : I'm a hard boiled detective jackass.
KHfanboy2 : WATCH AS I TURN THIS WATER....INTO BLOOD!!
*water turns into blood* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!
jointed : got any change?
KHfanboy2 : here you go my son, use it for mankind?
jointed : *looks in cup*...change?
KHfanboy2 : wha I just gave you change?
jointed : chaaannnggee....
KHfanboy2 : GET AWAY FROM ME!
*jointed chases KHfanboy2 away*
Kash_1095 : That was stupid
Hallenbeck77 : Your mom is stupid
IDatedUrMom : lolol I dated ur mom *gurgles and dies*
Mattmaul : *crawling towards Hallenbeck and Kash*
Mattmaul : my plan...to take over gamespot... has failed... check out... my 6 pack... I am... defeated... unknown... force *dies*
Hallenbeck77 : This mystery is too hard for me to solve
Kash_1095 : No kidding.
MissRiotmaker : I'll tell you who did it.
Kash_1095 : Who are you?
MissRiotmaker : I was the one ****ing mattmaul
Hallenbeck77 : indeed continue.
TO BE CONTINUED.
aite guy's i'll be back tomorrow
Keep the characters coming, I'll end this movie with an exciting Climax tomorrow
Guaranteed it'll have most of your characters.
CONTINUED
Mattmaul : HOE
Solid Snake : *shifty eyes*
Mattmaul : Who the hell are you
Solid Snake : *eyes go red and laser beams fire out*
TO BE CONTINUED.
I'm not tired so I'll do abit right now
CONTINUED.
The_Zoid : U KILLED MAH BEST FRIEND the_foreign_guy! IA STOPPA TAGINZ ALUNG 4 LIEK ONE SEC-
Hallenbeck77 : *shoots zoid in the face* shut up.
Kash_1095 : Woah you're haaard boiled.
Hallenback77 : Like an Egg.
Bloodaxe726 : NOT SO FAST!
Hallenbeck77 : I know you're trying to protect your family, but please sir, working for mattmaul5488 IS NOT THE ANSWER.
Bloodaxe726 : But he's so damn good looking
Hallenbeck77 : *shoots Bloodaxe726*
Kash_1095 : Why the hell are you shooting everyone in the face?
Hallenbeck77 : *attempts to shoot Kash in the face*
Kash_1095 : *grabs Hallenbeck's gun and pistol whips him* Dont ever try that again*
Hallenbeck77 : fine, *smacks Kash and takes gun back* lets move.
*miles away*
jaydough : Sigh... why is my life such a tragedy
jaydough : IT'S BECAUSE YOU LIVE AS TWO
jaydough : But I'm in the body of one
jaydough : Please god all mighty...help me...help me over come my schitzophrenia...
*jaydough's puppy dies*
jaydough : He was my only family...
jaydough : He was all you had to live for
*shotgun in mouth and BOOM*
TO BE CONTINUED.
*meanwhile back to Kash*
Bloodaxe726 : *punches Kash in the face* TELL ME WHAT YOU ****ING KNOW!
Kash_1095 : *strapped to a chair* I seriously do not know anything dude.
Bloodaxe726 : THE FATE OF THE WORLD IS AT STAKE... sigh you leave me no choice.
*door opens and a dark evil figure appears*
the_foreign_guy : YACHIMAA MY NAMA FORIEGNZ, I LIEK U, I LIEK...
Bloodaxe726 : *shoots foreign guy in the back of the head* Oh god even I cant handle that. If you dont tell me what you know within 24 hours, kiss your ass goodbye.
*Bloodaxe726 leaves*
Kash_1095 : I guess I'm doomed...
jaydough : Yeah I guess you are.
Kash_1095 : How'd you get in here?
jaydough : *walks out*
martialbullet : *kicks down door* HWAYAYAYAYHGAHGAGAJGATWIGBAJGAJGAJWG *dies of heart attack*
Hallenbeck77 : hello you son of a *****.
Kash_1095 : Who the hell are you.
ALL WILL BE CONTINUED TOMORROW!
CONTINUED
*meanwhile back at the bank*
Hallenbeck77 : my name is Hallen Payne... my wife and children died... so now i'm a detective...
Moonfox : THANK GOD YOU ARIVED!
Hallenbeck77 : hmm
Moonfox : Teh crazy man started teh shootz!
Hallenbeck77 : I understand ma'am, were there any witnesses.
JustPlainLucas : Why that would be me.
Hallenbeck77 : anyone else?
Jaydough : me...I dont care about Jeff or his moderations
Hallenbeck77 : That's great sir or ma'am, now what happened
JustPlanLucas : Well I was just Narrating my life when **** happened
*describes situation*
Hallenbeck77 : So you're saying, that a man came to withdraw money with a sidekick who mysteriously stopped appearing, a bank robber appeared then a guy jumped through a window...
JustPlainLucas : That summs it up.
Hallenbeck77 : Hmm this will be a harder case than I would've expected...I need a crazy Asian.
martialbullet : HUWAH WATTAHH HIYA KWAI!!!
Hallenbeck77 : hired.
TO BE CONTINUED.
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