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#1 Kash_1095
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CONTINUED
Kash_1095 : Your majesty

ElArab : YOU FOOL YOU'RE OPEN FOR AN ATTACK.

Moonfox : as are you *shoots ElArab in the back of the head*

ElArab : Al....lal.....lal.....*mask flys off and he turns out to be Steve Jobbs*

Kash_1095 : Thank you for saving me your majesty, do you know a way I can remember who I am

Moonfox : What makes you think I'm here to help you, *whips out 2 SMGs and starts firing*

Kash_1095 : *dives behind the bank counter and starts firing back with a 9mm*

gameer1 : STOP THIS IDOCRACY!!!

Kash_1095/Moonfox : *stops firing*

gameer1 : Guns cause death! and wars are carried out with guns! praise black jesus! the white man will never bring us dow-

Kash_1095/Moonfox : *shoot the hell out of gameer1 and continue their firefight*

Kash_1095 : *mortally wounds Moonfox*

Moonfox : WAIT DONT KILL ME

Kash_1095 : WHY?

Moonfox : I am not the true enemy!

Kash_1095 : THEN WHO?

Bloodaxe726 : *sneaks up behind Kash and knocks him unconcious and throws him into the back of a truck*

TO BE CONTINUED.

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CONTINUED :
ElArab : any last words eses?

Kash_1095 : What are you talking about you're outnumbered

Tuky06 : *just sort of poses*

ElArab : Behold

*Kikouken in a cage*

ElArab : *holds up her name on a sign*

Tuky06 : wtf does that say? Heelllga?

Kikouken : MY NAME IS HOLGA AAARRAGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHHG *tears out of cage and dives at Tuky06 ripping him to shreds*

Kash_1095 : HOLY **** DUDE.

JustPlainLucas : and so the confused protagonist was captured and destroyed, it appeared as if there was no way for him to get out of this situation. Oh whatever will happen to our hero? Of course... it is always....

big_old_tom : WHAT'S HAPPENIN FOO? *shoots Kikouken with a tank* AW HELL NAH!

*bigass spike goes through his head and kills him*

ElArab : well that was stupid.

Solid_Snake : *shifty eyes*

Kash_1095 : *fires at ElArab*

ElArab : *does matrix bend back thing*

Moonfox : STOP THIS MADNESS

All : who are you?!

Moonfox : I am the queen of Narnia.

TO BE CONTINUED.

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#3 Kash_1095
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Story so far
Kash_1095 : I cant remember my past...I cant remember anything...my life is a blur

04JETTA : GOLLY GEE WIZZLES KASH MAN YOU SHOULD GO TO A THERAPIST!

Mozzle : I dont know where I am, I dont believe anyone can find me.

Kash_1095 : Well i better go to the bank...and get some money for me to wipe my tears with

dreDREb13 : THIS IS A ****ING STICK UP

Wetall_basic (teller) : OMG NO *shoots self*

Solid_Snake1221 : *shifty eyes*

Tuky06 : *flys through the window with a sawed off shotgun and lands right infront of Wetall_basic and swifty kills him with one shot to the face*

Sold_Snake1221 : *shifty eyes*

Kash_1095 : Who are you.

Tuky06 : I'm here to warn you of the great danger...mother ****er

Kas_1095 : What great danger?

*miles away*

Killfox : IIIII'MMMM NAAAKED IN THE SHOWER.....

ElArab : ALALALALALALALLLALLALALALALALAL *blows up Killfox's shower and flys to the bank*

Tuky06 : That Danger

ElArab : Beuenos Diaz victims, prepare to die, SO I CAN GET 90 VIRGINS IN THE PROMISED LAND!!!!
ALALALALALLALALA

Kash_1095 : *whips out sword*

Tuky06 : *bare hands*

to be continued....

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#4 Kash_1095
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Kash_1095 - Protagonist.
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#5 Kash_1095
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Nice Gertsmann isnt dead.
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#6 Kash_1095
Member since 2005 • 3606 Posts
I am, I know some ladies can drive
I was referring to the specific ones in that video
which is why I said "I cant explain it"
instead of going "lulz teh wiminz cant drive"
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#7 Kash_1095
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I cant even explain it,
maybe this video will speak louder than this text :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xyn-9cn0nE
ehm...

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#8 Kash_1095
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...what's up with their extreme hatred towards Gamespot users.
They're like the KKK of video games.
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#9 Kash_1095
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I ****ing hate emo poetry too!
It's like "oh mi lief sux i'm going to write a beautiful depressing poem"
IT ****ING SUCKS ASS.
Infact let's turn this into a list of things I hate :
1) Emos
2) Emo Poetry
3) Emo kid's parents, SERIOUSLY GET INVOLVED IN YOUR KID'S LIFE.
4) Idiots
5) White trash XBOX live players who shout the N word every 43 seconds
6) George W Bush
7) My Mother
8) Extremely horney gay people
9) Scientology
10) Harry Potter 2
11) Insane Clown Posse
12) Goths
13) Piercings that arent in the ear, (bellybutton is an exeption)
14) Movies involving Penguins
15) Uwe Boll
16) Chuck Norris
there's more but I HATE writing lists.

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#10 Kash_1095
Member since 2005 • 3606 Posts

I'm fat, and people like me :)

And I'm trying to do something about it >_>

hokies1313

That's good
I'm talking about people who claim no one likes them, and they do nothing about it.
You're the exact oposite of what I'm talking about.