Every time you work out or move harder your body goes into survival mode because it automatically thinks you are about to die. Even the plant on my windowsill is fighting for life. The plant is imaginary, but if I had a plant there I think it would be fighting for it's life.

Its just another reason to never live in that crap state.

Solutions: raise prices, raise taxes, do rain dances, secede, wait for rain, oh yeah and punish people that collect water too, like in Oregon.

He's the spawn of a racist father. I don't think I can ever trust him. Hilary on the other hand... I have to support and vote for her to prove I am not a misogynist, just like I voted for the current president to prove I'm not a racist.

Patriot is in the name. It must be good...

I pay with cash (not a terrorist). If I get the right change back I tip if not, f*** that b****! lol

Give him 5% of your winnings and if he's a good pal 20%.

I did $10 back in 2012. That's about $10.20 of today's money.

This is how it goes in order from first to last. 3, 4, 1, 2. Fact! Science!

The government pays it's employees through taxes or it borrows using the Federal Reserve. Creating more money makes the currency less valuable. When this happens everything seems to look more expensive, but in reality it is the dollar that has lost it's purchasing power.

Roshi cuz he's a horn dog.