Is it true that Gold members get a free pair of ass-less chaps with a set of handles sewn into the ankle area?

Dear Microsoft,

I dont know what makes you so dumb, but it really works!

Xbox One....

PUT A FORK IN HER!

Xbox One systems to contain vouchers for 3 free Monsanto cheeseburgers, good for 10 years. (the cheeseburgers, not the vouchers).

Xbone, its what willis was talkin bout

I heard a rumor...That Xbonners can pick up their spyboxes from TSA personel sometime in Nov? and that current Gold subscribers should be sure to wear clean underwear?

I heard a rumor that Microsoft developed the Kinect because they wanted to know where Chuck Norris was at all times

I heard a rumor that Don Mattrick accidentally dropped the new Kinect prototype into his cats litterbox, and the cat buried it.

Xbone = $499

Xbone with Kinect = $499 (cause you cant NOT buy it without Kinect, see what i did there? lol)

Making the sheep pay for their own enslavement = Priceless

Xbox One, all of your privacys are ours

Muahahahahaah