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World of Warcraft: Underground Story - NVM TETRIS

I made a huge blurb about how WoW stinks. We all know that. And I ended it with a blurb about Tetris. Tetris over powered it and I decided to delete everything but the conclusion:

Anyways, this was inspired when some kids were talking about free and pay MMORPG's. So I will break it down for you right now:

Free: You get twinks. Basically you're stuck with crap until you pay, and the people who DONATE, get this gear they slap on at low levels and own your face off.

Pay: You get twinks. You get better admin. You're a moron.

Come on now. It took me 3 years to realize it, but MMORPG's impress no skill. Let us remember you spend just as much time as the next guy. You roll the same dice of chance on everything else. IF you call yourself good at MMORPG's, then Lyle Lovett deserves an MTV Music Award.

Games that take skill:

Tetris PERIOD.

See how that list ends? It's the only game that doesn't beckon: leveling, time consumption, trial and error, puzzle trial and error, or chance.

Come see me in Tetris, I will own your face off.

If you think another game takes skill, let me know, I will let you know how you're wrong and most likely a moron.

Mercenaries II(2)

I finally got Merc II, I haven't played it but I expect it to take up my empty hours. If anyone wants to newb it out with me. Feel free to add me:

LotsOfGrenades

or email: moselekm@gmail.com

Been otherwise

I've been gone and probably will be gone for a very long time. I am right now working a lot in my job and in my hobby.

I have created two websites for my little brothers to play on and I've gotten a lot of attention for the first (And recieved the money to make the second website because of it). So that's where I've been and will be.

Feel free to email me =D

moselekm@gmail.com

Bots on GS?! And PHPBB Nerds are Incoherent Morons

Okay, so I got a sweet message from a very blatant bot name today, was wondering if anyone else was getting said spam. Kind of crazy that Bots made it all the way over here, well I guess it's not crazy and only makes sense, but it seems like a pain in the butt to make a bott to run through CNET since it's the most stale PHP encoding I've ever ran into. And when I say stale, I mean soaring complexity for no general reason other than over lapping $var's and $strs.

Anyways, I am trying to get some help from PHP nerds to install some stuff and you would be amazed how ingenious these guys are, however are completely inept in understanding real english. If only C++ was a real language for basic communications. It went pretty much like this:

"Hey Guys, I'm trying to install this system with the downgraded version, because I don't want the new one, but I am getting xxxxx errors"

"What're you downgrading from?"

I got seriously sErved

So I am playing Bakugan because it's the one thing me and my little brothers, who I treat like my sons, but a lot more cussing, can do together. They don't have a lot of money, but they love this show and I made them like the game (They're 9 and 10 and they're fixated on collecting, and collecting is for older people, like me, they need to be playing the effing game.) So anyways, they are always wanting to play with me, but we don't live near each other and I only see them once a week (If we're lucky). So I found this online website that is dedicated to the lamest animes (Naruto and Bakugan).

So, right off the bat, the Moderators want me to become moderator (I guess because I don't type like this: OMG BAKEWGAWN DYD U C TAT?! and because I didn't lose my cool when things happened (because the Kid Drama is intense)). But I found the site and became a part of it for my little brothers. So anyways, I tried to calm down this Chavez revolt with these 10 year olds. I used copy paste logic FROM THE OWNER OF THE SITE! And they came at me like a pack of rabid wombats. I got cussed out in leet speak hardcore.

So I report it. And guess what the Moderator (not owner) said to me? He PUNISHED ME! For starting the fight, when all I did was effing COPY PASTE and use logic. It's like the evil Internet Karma. But the IK cannot touch me through fairness because I am rarely ever wrong, so it just bumped me at a kid site. Can you believe that? I mean, now I know how those guys who I had command over in the Navy felt. Having someone so effing young give you orders. But these were like kids saying: omg can u jus apawligize to them n tayk ur lashinggs.

RPG Maker Union

I was invited to the RPG (Real Productive Games) Union, which is a union that uses RPGXP to create quality RPG's as a team. Which makes sense because solo projects either are easily quit on, turn out horrible, or simply just aren't focused.

I know there's a lot of quality writers and thinkers on my Friend's List, so if you're interested, go to The Union Page . Or any questions, ask me.

Gaia Online

I am a member of Gaia online. It's maybe my sixth account, but the first one after four years. A lot has changed. I have been surfing there for uhmm 1k gold worth? How long is that? Lol. Anyways. I hate it, but it's a good levy for me vice here. So I weigh them out. I can cuss and tell people how I really feel on GaiaOnline, and come here, composed, and refreshed.

Either way. I think I am the smartest person at Gaia right now. Everyone is so crunk about their avatars! I just put an over sized T-shirt on mine and a skirt.

And that is also why I haven't been around posting blogs all day, lol.

Alot of blogs today - MH

I was in the middle of writing up another crude tad article on my other forums and SPACES and was going to mention me stumbling upon the Moderation History of GameSpot. But I figured it'd be pointless to tell readers about something they haven't heard of. I actually didn't know there was such thing as a MH, but it looks like Gamespot is cool enough to not only let me know how many times I've been Suspended, Deducted Points, or Deleted BUT ALSO the original points why. INCLUDING: The original message.

I was very pleased, because well, it makes things a lot nicer here. In the Navy when you got in trouble, you had to seriously begin guessing why. Because you would get in trouble for the dumbest things and not realize that is why you were being punished. However my MH started about two days in when I used the word that means Homosexual. Now, I definately did say it in the most slanderous way (comparing Naruto fans to be this), but it led to my very long list of Moderations (It's a lot longer than I thought).

Now, I got Modded a few times more for posting in the forums. I really hate being called a troll - seriously. A troll banters aimless insults like genital size, weight factors, and any other arbitrary and usually factless torrents of words. I usually just say 'Wow, that was seriously dumb' and then exercise my venecular to utterly prove why this person is what I said. And I honestly can say - I never push it further than it needs to go. However, I soon realized the forums of GS are pitch perfect to two awesomely HORRIBLE [EXPLETIVES DESCRIBING SUB-CULTURES AND SUPERFICIAL VENECULAR] Forums: GameFAQs (To think I got an invite years ago to be a LUEser) and Gaia (Which I have many funny tales to tell.) I am seriously not a bad guy, just out spoken and maybe use a few words that shouldn't be used; but I also assume everyone is an adult. And that everyone (including the moderators) are a bit more educated. However - I am clearly wrong as I was Suspended for a total of 6 days! (spread over time) for reasons I DENY!

Two were for Racism. Once for saying Jew (Which I was breaking down the fact that Mutt is another word for Jew and that the Nazi's localized it during the retreat of the Ghetto's). Again, education. And The other time was for saying ***. Which clearly was a shortening for Japanese. I am far from Racist. I contain over 9 culture blood-lines for God sakes. Anthropologists love me!

I went to see I have lost A LOT OF POINTS! Not sure what level I would be, nor do I care. Honestly. I get to post videos at Level 10? Well considering my videos contain language that isn't appropiate for children (which has been proven ten-fold) and very witty remarks that progress to drug use (I am anti drug), sex, homosexual presidents (I support?), and other tasteless bits of humor, level 10 would only mean MORE VARIETY OF POINT-LOSSES and SUSPENSIONS.

And, I don't really follow up on my forum topics I guess, because over 15 (THAT'S RIGHT, OVER 15 DIFFERENT COUNTS OF MODERATION DUE TO FORUMS) topics of mine have been deleted! I always figure the forums are moving fast and mine was the low queue. -=Chuckles=-. What I am saying, is I am actually a good guy, and I've been getting a lot of Flakk recently because of my Moderations. Consider me PG-13 and GS is Rated G. I GOT 6 TOPICS DELETED BECAUSE I USED THE WORD EFF. I swear, there're LoG hunter's out there, just looking for my posts. Because I see so many people avoiding the censorship of GS!

Man! Oh! I got my comics in today! So Effing (Fabulously) PUMPED!

GS, Mercs, Banner, Weezy, and Marvel

Gamespot is catching a lot of Flakk from me and a few others. I am sure many others. My biggest problem is the IN-RED latency they have for reviewing games. Wanna hear my horror story for trusting GS? I followed Viking for sometime and GS had some high hopes for it and they never did me wrong thus far. I waited an entire week waiting for a review before I bought it, but to no avail. So I got impatient and purchased it. If anyone has played it, you may begin laughing.

I really just fell out when GS gave GTA: IV, THE WORST GTA ON THE 3D PLATFORMS, an effing 10. Honestly. GTA:IV is 8.5 tops, more of a 7.5 in my very critical comparison of the other games. But a ten?

Now the big make up is Mercenaries two. I know a lot of people are fans of the first, even GS. But they gave M:II a 5.0. 5.0, we're talking Ninety Nine Nights here! But a 5.0. I am seriously on the edge of buying M:II because I loved the first and now they offer Co-Op? Sadly, again, I am the only gamer out of my group of friends, so anyone here own or play Mercs? Because if I get a good review from a decent reviewer, I am going to get in my 4runner and get the effin' game.

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I posted a new banner, my old one was made in Paint, while I was sea sick, on a Windows NT PC on the Navy Vessel. It's kinda all over the place, but I really love that effing dog. When I found it, I needed to put it some where. My Banner, which actually said LOTS OF GRENADES, was ill-fit in the Pixels, I figured now would be a good time to make a new Banner.

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I want to remind everyone, Lil Wayne, is the best rapper alive and anyone, even rap-haters, should enjoy his music.

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And finally, I want Marvel On-line damnits! I have been a Marvel fan-boy for years, since I was born really, and I need this!

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