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I have kinda returned

Not that anyone missed me ._.

I've reactivated my blog because I need something so that I can stroke my MASSIVE and FESTERING ego about whatever I want.

Webcomics

Comic hosting sites generally aren't that great, as most of them have pretty awful comics.

Smack Jeeves is filled with mostly pseudo-mangas with bad storylines and awful sprite comics.

I found a few comics that are a tad unique.

http://cannonadeofhogwash.smackjeeves.com/comics/1042036/a-portrait/

http://akwardmoments.smackjeeves.com/comics/1045227/maps/

http://badcomics.smackjeeves.com/comics/1045237/b-a-d-comics/

The first 2 comics have pretty sloppy artwork and the 3rd one is a very newspaper like strip.

They aren't that great, but they're a nice deviation from sprite comics.

Bull sh**

My MGS4 review was deleted for trolling. I WASN'T FUC**ING TROLLING, I WAS GIVING MY OPINION!

Jesus christ, I know you all love the game, but that is the stupidest reason to delete a review you disagree with.

Some thoughts

Listen America, I'm not to fond about the crap you pull, but damn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7VLTqGCOC8

You have some REALLY good marches!

Now I'm sitting here, at a computer, eating chips and listening to some ****cal pieces, and your probably wondering.

Hey Mag! What do you think of Metal Gear Solid Rising?! I mean, you hated Peace Walker!

Well, the thing is, MGs4's controls weren't suited for PSP like how Mgs2's controls weren't suited for Gamecube. So unless Kojima throws in my ridiculous nonsense the the storyline I see nothing wrong with Rising!

So get this

I post a negative review of MGS4. And the fans (who probably didn't read it) give it a thumbs down.

SO MATURE GUYS!!!!

Also, I beat Unreal....again. That game rocks.

Super Mario Galaxy?

The hub level was an INSULT to my intelligence.

Three point health was ridiculous, considering controlling Mario was like getting a fat dog to skateboard.

Swimming is worse than anything ever made.

The characters were downright awful.

The levels were overly linear.

The swimming.

I hated the random crap where you had to move Mario in the bubble, it was terrible, not fun.

Dear Miyamoto, I love your games that aren't Pokemon and all. But WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

Uncharted 2 is terrible

Good god Naughty Dog. You made the Jak series! Your better than this!

Firstly, when I make a jump, I want to grab the ledge. I don't want to fall because the game didn't tell me if that was a ledge. That is terrible design, making it vague whether the ledge is a ledge or just Nathan having hallucinations is horrible design.

And the story has terrible pacing. Like it needs to stop running to take breaths everytime I made the horrible mistake of getting interested.

Not that I did, Drake is a horrible character. His main shtick is going to foreign countries murdering people to get treasure. OUR HERO EVERYBODY! He is the male Lara Croft.

I hate the pacing, I hate the platforming, I hate Drake.

And I hate cover shooting, because when you base your shooting mainly around cover. It becomes boring. Other than that, the shooting is alright.

I hate Uncharted 2, it's not the worst game I've ever played. But damn it's close.

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