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Shadow of the Colossus and StarCraft 2

Grr, Bugbag wins, he made me play a game and I'll be damned if I ever say this again but Shadow of the Colossus is a sublime game. THERE HAPPY.

But not to blow your socks off anymore than that, StarCraft 2 is a big piece of interstellar squad command poo. Is it because I don't like RTS games? No, I adore the WarCraft series and WarCraft 3 sits happily in my top 10 games ever list. But StarCraft always bored me to no reasonable end. Sitting there watching some guys pick at crystals for 3 minutes, sending soldiers to their death, HOW COULD ANYONE FIND THIS ENJOYABLE?!But if your a fan of that sort of thing than yeah, I guess StarCraft 2 will please you. Although I was more interested in StarCraft: Ghost, but I guess that Blizzard are too cool to listen to me and continue pumping out World of Warcraft expansions and patches.

Another thing, it doesn't make you cool to go through an entire game series and rate them 1.0, it makes you look like a di**, just throwing that out.

Duke Nukem Forever

Okay, so the company who made Half Life: Blue Shift is finishing DNF?

MAJOR SUCCESS!

I've been with a bad case of the flu and it's really bumming me out. Thankfully I've been listening to the Offspring. And it's awesome.

Would hit a girl :D

That title is what I would call "Shay Carl" video naming. Actually, on the subject of Shay Carl. Someone get those children out of that house! Predators could just walk in, and what about when those kids grow up? They'll be made fun of because their dad video taped them doing stupid crap EVERY DAY. This is why I hate Youtube partners, especially Ray William Johnson. And if you think Ray is funny, I want you to, right now, take a good hard look at what your doing with your life. Okay? Done? Good, now, I've been playing Bad Company 2, and, wait, didn't we play Bad Company 2 already? Battlefield 2? Oh DICE, re-releasing games, you filthy buttholes.

Mafia 2 -_-

Didn't we play this game a few years back? Grand Theft Auto 4? And wasn't Red Dead Redemption released this year? This is odd, let me see who the developers are. *one wikipedia trip later* okay, 2K Czech, a Mafia game developed by 2K Czech. It doesn't come as a surprise, 2K are so creative in the first place. Mafia 2 reminds me a lot of GTA4, that one game I hate. BUT WAIT! This story is engaging, I was expecting your simple poor GTA story. but WOW, this story is good. I'll say about M2 what I say about Deus Ex though, a good story doesn't merit bad gameplay alone.
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