At Sydney University, there were four students taking Organic Chemistry. They did so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester. These four friends were so confident with the finals approaching that the weekend before, they decided to go down to Canberra and party with some friends there. They had a great time.

However, after all the hard partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Sydney until early Monday morning - the morning of their final exam! Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor AFTER the exam and explain to him why they missed it.

They explained that they had gone to Canberra to do some research in the ANU archives for the weekend with the plan to come back in time to study, but, unfortunately, they had a flat tyre on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time.
As a result, they only just arrived now! The professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up their final exam the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied hard that night - all night - and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them.

He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, (which was out of 100 points) and told them to begin.

The first problem was worth five points. It was something simple about free radical formation. "Cool," they all thought in their separate rooms, "this is going to be easy."

Each finished the problem and then turned the page.

Question 2 (for 95 points)
Which tyre?

Why is that game that get low scores are game review sites are hard to find (eg. Gotcha got a 5.6 on Gs but i'm trying to find the game so i can add it to my collection as a rare game)

q: Single Katana or double Katana

I dont get the exam (Can somebody explain it to me in the respond to this blog)

A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine (e.g. "House" is feminine, "la maison"; "Pencil" is masculine, "le crayon").

A student asked, "What gender is the computer,... l'ordinateur'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the ****into two groups ; male and female ... and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender, because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for immediate later retrieval and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine, because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won

If you dont get y the women won i explain it here. The women won cuz wat they describle was wat is in a married man they have married

q: Katana or knights sword

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when in your car ?
A: Always wear a condom.

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What changes would occur in your life****if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

3 updates: One is the driving exam i lisited above, second is i try to get another video up, and thrid is that you must have noticed my blog header image. i find it funny

q: a single edge axe or double edge axe

Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us **** about your leaving it down.

* Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

* Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

* Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair.

* Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

* Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

* We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

* Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

* Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

* Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

* Check your oil! Please.

* Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

* If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

* You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

* Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

* Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

* ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. We have no idea what Mauve, Cerese, Fushica or Ochre is.

* If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

* We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

* If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

* If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

* When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

* Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as gadgets, football formations, or monster trucks.

* You have enough clothes.

* You have too many shoes.

* NO, you really do have too many shoes.

* It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

* BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

* I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape.

Pretty much explain itself if girls dont understand guys

Site i found it on was good. i post the driving test answer one tomorrow

q: Single sword or double sword

Same story as last two blogs. I give up its impossible to beat that bird...A game that has finally beaten me for good this time sigh you shouldn't say dont give up when things are down but this is a whole different story so i'm finally gonna quit the game for a while cuz need to think of a plan. Thats all for now until i find a way to beat that bird and reclam my never give up side

q: shortbow or crossbow

So i finally made it on to dics two of origins...yay!. So heres the story your ship gets shot down by the black service ship (Enemy) and you get shoot down in the jungle. Cool i could always walk to the city in a jungle that nobodys has ever came out of. A little bit of spolier here in this blog. So after you ship crash i went and talk to my party and the captain of the ship then all of a sudden a giant birds comes (great) and you have to fight it as the very first boss of dics 2 turns out that the moma bird always carry her babies with when it goes out for hunting guess who on the dinner menu. you so i look at some faq before i went up to my room and play the game. So i spent 2 hours thats right two hours doing the same stuff over and over again after that i got the bird down to quarter of it health then all of a sudden (the babie heals the moma bird) "claps" bravo now you just made it harder. So after two hours i finally quit cuz its too hard going bck and forth using the same moves. In the end i decieded that i would have to make a new deck and kill the bird onced in for all (Kill is a little too harsh for you animal lovers out there. So if you find the word hars then fell free to replace the word with these words fray,boil,send it to you know, shoot, and other words too) So does anybody have a awsome deck that you beaten the bird with that i can use. (P.s hes harder then the last umbra i had to face whitch look like a puppy excepted bigger,sharper fair and fangs)

Q: Would you use a spear or a helberd (Axe and spear combine together)

Not my style of writing blogs. Since its 2:27 am here i guess i do a gaming blog. So recently i have been playing origins right so i was at this one part of the game where you have to solve a bomb threat after it explode in a minning town so i was preapare to fight one (noticed i said one). Well lets just say the umbra (thats wat the character calleds it) put up more of a fight then usually. Heck it took me probbaly 8 trys to kill it (well i didnt kill it) a chick in a wat looks like a mech comes and kill it for me(thank you) but shes evil. Then after that cutscene i had to deal with another boss a lava fish. Cool so i deafted him (well not literially) he appreas to me again onced i left the boos room (Round two eh!) same results and finally he apprea to me the thrid time (Does this guy ever give up) so i kill him (Me 1 nature 0). Solets skipped ahead a few chapter so i had to do a three way fight (I should really finish that part in the first game). It took me 4 or 5 trys just to win after rearrange my deck and switiching my deck i had two decks always preapare with me a healing deck (Mostly fill with amour,healing,potions, and stuff to bring bck your character alive) and a offense deck (Mostly the oppoisite of the healing deck). btw does anybody know how i can make a video of me playing the game since so many people are making them. Thanks cuz i was always wanted to try making one and showing off my skills. So can anybody answer me bck on this question

Question: would you prefer a sword to fight with, longsword or a blade

So i couldnt wait till friday of my life to see the next phase about gundam seed density. So i found a site were they had density espiode for streaming. So i watch i think phase 19 or 18 and i found that the blond hair dude that piolts the zaku phatom run up and hug the person in charge of zaft organzion. I was like "ok....i dont get it". so can anybody answer that q for me before i become more confuse. And there was this one part in i think 18 or 17 were luna (Pink hair girl) goes to authrun room so see if hes awake or not. So (not gonna tell wat happen but funny) well lets just say she jump to conclusion. lol

Srry i wasnt on for three whole days (Friday,Sat,Sun) dumb internet connection wasnt working in my area...again (Theroy maybe its the punk people that smashed up the internet box thingy). First of all i would like to say Happy B-lated Canada day srry i wasnt able to say it on Gs connection problem) In Gaming news i brought 2 games to add to my collection. Empires: Dawn of the Modern world and Baten Kaitos: Orgins. So fair on Orgins i' not even on Disc 2 yet so hard the bosses in the game. um yea thats probbley about it...btw i went to the local EB games in london at a mall i went over to the clerk and ask if he had baten Kaitos: Orgins he look at me and said "wats that again" Baten Kaitos: Orgins "wat system is that for again" cube "i'm srry" gamecube (He should know these term) "oh how do you spell it" i dont know too hard "B a t en Kaitos: Orgins" wow you shouldnt be working here if you dont know japanese game title...honstly. So thats all srry if you all miss me for three days or never heard from me hoping to catch up on everybody blogs for the last three days.

Question: What mechanican unit will win in a battle. A Mobile Suit (Gundam) or a mech

Another question look above

Who will win in a fight if these two figer went up heads to heads

Knight

or

Samurai

Just wondering since well both heavly protected