recently, i wanted to play burnout paradise a free psn plus game i downloaded from the psn store. but when i started it up, it said that the item expired even though its not suppose to expire. i mean, what the ****? it makes no sense. the same happened with streets of rage 2. its probably because im pathethic, or i should wait for an update.
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yet again, bored.
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just enjoying my vacation, enjoying my new game MOH on my ps3, im about to pre-order BF3, what else is new? but yet again, i cant think of something to blog. so instead, im about to review some games. look forward to these.
- MOH (2010)
- LittleBigPlanet 2
- Killzone 3
leave some requests in the comments. note: please request me something from my collection, because if i dont have the game you want me to review, i cant review it. also, im not going to buy it because i dont get payed when i review games. i just review games for fun, not for money like NC or AVGN do.
this is why i play as heavy on tf2
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oh, medics and engies, please dont sue!
Summer vacation!!
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Yes!!im finally free from school, or as i like to call it prison. hope you all enjoy the summer!
i had probably the worst nightmare ever.
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last night, i had a nightmare. probably one of the strangest i ever got. this is how it started: i opened up my blog and take a look at all my comments, only to find out that all my comments have 100 thumbs down. lots of hatemail, trolls and griefers. and then i woke up. oh well. luckily it was a nightmare.
wow, i sure do expirience weird stuff, do i?
oh, and happy summer vacation!
i...dont know what to blog about.
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im bored. if i just could talk about anything, but i cant think up of anything. i dont have time for reviews im too busy, i want to buy MOH for my ps3, i want a pc that can run crysis and what else is new?
but since im bored, ill show you a picture of a european magpie.
...still bored.
BF3 PC or PS3
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hey guys, i have decided to pre order BF3. but i cant really decide on wich platform i mean, PC has alot more players and the ps3 has such a small community. but atleast the ps3 has alot less agressive people than on the 360.
so, what im asking you is: should i buy it on the ps3? or the PC?
Movie Review: The Simpsons Movie
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Alright, like i promised, i'll review this movie...again.
lets start off with the plot, shall we?
Story: as the movie begins, we get to watch a Itchy and Scratchy cartoon after that we get to see rock band Green Day performing on Lake Springfield. however, the audience kills them when pollution dissolves the lake. The next day, The Simpsons go to a memorial service. Grampa has a prophetic vision in wich he predicts the doom of Springfield, by the environmental protection agency, or EPA. but nobody believes him and marge is the only one who takes it seriously. Lisa and a boy named Collin, with whom she has fallen in love,hold a meeting where they convince Springfield to clean up the lake.
Meanwhile, after Homer forces Bart to skate around town naked, Homer adopts a pig from Krusty Burger and names him Plopper. Homer stores Plopper's feces in an overflowing silo. Marge tells him to dump the silo in a safe place, but homer gets distracted and dumps the silo in the lake. making it more dirtier than ever. Meanwhile, a squirrel jumped into the lake and becomes mutated. Ned Flanders and Bart discovers about this during a hike and the squirrel gets captured by EPA. Russ Cargill, Head of EPA, gives 5 options to President Schwarzenegger to keep the town's pollution contained. Schwarzenegger picks option 3 wich will enclose Springfield in a giant glass dome. Later that night, The police discovers that homer was responsible for all these problems and an angry mob heads towards the Simpson's home to burn it to the ground. The Simpson's escape by going through a sinkhole in the sandbox wich leads them outside of the dome. the family decides to flee to Alaska.
The trapped citizens keep trying to destroy the dome and Cargill is concerned that it could break open and that the pollution would spread. He has plans to destroy Springfield to fix this. in Alaska, The Simpson's see an advertisement starring Tom Hanks for a new Grand Canyon located in springfield. Marge and the kids want to go and save Springfield but Homer refuses because the people of the town tried to kill him. the family abandon Homer, but they get captured by EPA and are taken back into the dome. Homer gets attacked by a polar bear but is saved by a insuit shaman. Homer has an epiphany and believes he must save the town in order to save himself.
as he arrives at Springfield, a helicopter lowers a bomb suspended by a rope through a hole in the dome. so the townspeople climb on the rope to escape. but unfortunatly, homer climbs on top of the dome and descends the rope, knocking the escaping people and the bomb off. Homer takes the bombon amotorcycle and bartt hrows it outside of the dome through the hole just in time. the bomb detonates and the dome gets destroyed. however, Cargill confronts Bart and Homer trying to kill them with a Rifle. but he gets knocked out by Maggie. the town praises Homer for saving their lives and Homer and his family live hapilly ever after.
bottomline: this...movie...is...Awesome!!
Alright, i gotta say, the jokes are hilarious, the story is great and its enjoyable to watch. i'd say its a masterpiece in every single way. now, some of you may not know, but im a huge Simpsons fan. and if you're a simpsons fan, you should give it a try. it's a movie you must see before you die. It's amazing that such a great series turn into a great movie.
Rating: 10.
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