my list of upcoming movie reviews as of today!

The terminator

The Simpsons movie

Disaster Movie

and alot more...

if you want me to review more movies, request me by using the comments. no more trolling like on RT! this time i'll be honest.

ive been seing some people criticizing the sixaxis controller, but probably because it has no rumble feature. but, i use dualshock 3 controllers wich is also packed with sixaxis because dualshock 3 controllers have a rumble feature. now, there are not alot of games that feature sixaxis motion control. there are only a few. like MGS4, uncharted, LBP and GTA IV.

now what im asking you is: is sixaxis a gimmick that fails? or is it anew invention?

guys, i love to play video games but there is a thing i dont like to talk about. something small, giant or even medium and maybe even a little scary for you, something with 8 legs, something that could be haunting me forever: Giant Spiders. yes, i just wanted to tell you that i have Arachnophobia (fear of spiders) that means whenever i see a giant spider in a video game for example: a skulltula from the zelda games, i'm getting really frightened that i can barely concentrate on a battle, or it could traumatize me and haunt me forever. yes, even though they are 90's graphics, it still freaks me out. i mean resident evil had worse graphics than Ocarina Of Time, but it still freaks me out. but i'll get through all the scary things, dont worry. i got through the jungle part in killzone 3 where it was full of spiders. giant spiders gives me the creeps especially if they appear out of nowhere like in Sly 1. but sometimes when i see a giant spider, it could really frighten me, that i could ragequit any moment *sigh* why was i born with Arachnophobia? oh well, maybe its because of my autism. i tried not to tell anyone that im scared of spiders, but here i am. here's one of my darkest secret's revealed.

PS: tell me, what are you afraid of in video games?

ugh, just looking at it gives me the chills.

well, if you are going to ask: Neo! are you going to buy DNF for ps3? well, after reading all the critic's review's and reconsidering, here's my answer!

watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiqfGVmBD6U then watch it again and again and again.

it had to be the greatest E3 ive ever seen, we know the price of the PS vita, the Project café has been revealed as the Wii U, resistance 3 gets a bundle with its own 3D tv, im just amazed. but i was dissapointed about the Microsoft conference. kinect gets to many kid games wich really ruins a hardcore gaming system. also, im happy to hear that there is a sly 4 coming out. and im so glad that i was able to see trailers of the upcoming 3DS with my very own eyes live. dont forget to mention the zelda 25th anniversary orchestra!

geez, it sure takes Loooong before it gets installed! *sigh* it just drains my gigabytes! oh well... atleast we dont have to pay for it. what else do we gotta do when it installs? sit at the front of the TV and wait for an hour? i mean, just to think of it, buying games at a store is like a taxi ride. you gotta pay for it and then you get to play without the long waiting. and you dont have to drain your gigabytes

Alright, its time for another movie review! this time ill be talking about 2 movies in 1 review Final Fantasy VII advent Children *original ver. and complete version, but first, lets talk about the story.

WARNING: Spoilers ahead!

Story: its been two years after Cloud defeated Sephiroth and when The Meteor destroyed midgar and almost destroyed the planet. Cloud has been living with Tifa in a city called Edge and both have been taking care of Marlene and an orphan named Denzel. Denzel, Cloud and many citizens of Edge have been infected by a mysterious disease called Geostigma. While Cloud was on his way to meet The Turks, he was attacked by a group of three guys, Loz, Kadaj and Yazoo. luckily Cloud survived the attack. When Cloud arrived at the meeting, Cloud found out that Rufus Shinra survived Diamond weapon's attack from the original game. Rufus requests Cloud to stop the 3 men, but Cloud refuses. when Cloud left, Kadaj arrives and demands that Rufus tell him where to find Jenova. Meanwhile, Loz arrives at Aerith's church to find Jenova, where he is confronted with Tifa. Tifa tries to stop Loz, but fails, leaving Marlene kidnapped. Yazoo collects more children infected by Geostigma, including Denzel and takes them to the Forgotten capital of the ancients. Cloud finds out about this, and heads there to save the children

When Cloud arrived at the Forgotten capital, Cloud fights the 3 men. but it seems they are overpowered and it looks like Cloud is running out of HP... again. but luckily, one of his comrades, Vincent Valentine saves him. Vincent Tells Cloud what the three men are seeking and that it could result into the return of Sephiroth. Cloud finds Marlene and heads back to Edge to Fight Kadaj's gang. Kadaj summons alot of monsters including Bahamut SIN. of course, The Turks tried to stop Yazoo and Loz from looking for Jenova's remains at the monument informed by Rufus, but fail. After Cloud rescues Denzel, Cloud and his comrades stop Bahamut SIN. In a Building, Kadaj finds out that Rufus has Jenova's remains in possesion all along in a box. Rufus throws the box outside of the building and Kadaj jumps to it and recovers them, but the box gets shot by Rufus leaving it harshly damaged.

The trio attempt to escape on a motorcycle, but Cloud wont let them get away. as he rides off on his motorcycle, we have a nice battle sequence. Cloud pursues the three men at the ruins of Midgar. Loz and Yazoo are Caught in an Explosion and Cloud catches Kadaj in Aerith's church. an outflow of water infused with lifestream cures Cloud's Geostigma. Cloud battle's Kadaj while the others from the gang watch them battle in their airship. Vincent explains the gang that the three men were remnants of Sephiroth all along, wich makes them decide to let Cloud have his own battle. true friendship huh? leaving your friends in danger. Kadaj Absorbs Jenova's remains and Sephiroth Reappears. Sephiroth tells Cloud that all those who die from Geostigma join the lifestream, he will be able to control the planet as a vessel, and look for a new planet to rule, the same way Jenova did. it seems that Cloud is outmatched by Sephiroth, but he doesnt give up, he uses Omnislash ver 5 to defeat Sephiroth. After that, Kadaj dissapears into the lifestream. A healing rain starts falling across Edge wich cures all the people's Geostigma. Cloud gets shot by Yazoo alongside with Loz, wich also got healed by the healing rain. Cloud, Loz and Yazoo prepare for one more attack causing an explosion that engulf all three. Thankfully, Cloud survives and Awakens in a pool of water infused with lifestream in Aerith's church surrounded by his friends and the citizens of Edge. After curing Denzel and the other infected children with the water, he turns and sees Aerith and Zack leaning against the doorway. As they step into white light. The end.

Bottomline: well, ill be giving out two ratings: one for the original version and one for the complete version.

in the original version, there isnt much explanation, wich makes the story hard to follow. and i noticed a pattern: conversations, fighting, conversations, fighting, conversations, fighting and the end. it's pretty cheesy. but i gotta admit, the CGI is awesome. however, there is a re-release named The Complete Version. this version includes more scenes, better story and changes to the original version. im not saying the complete version is a spectacular movie, but i gotta say, its alot better than the original one.

a 5,4 for the original one and a 7,6 for the complete version,

Tell us the reason why!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pq_RNBWv6E

NOTE: this is not me.

Like i promised, i will review another movie for you guys. i'll be reviewing the one and only Rock-A-Doodle.

actually, this movie is created by one of my favorite animators: Don Bluth. but tell me,where did he go sowrong?god, i hate this film. i do! whenever i walk into a video store and see that cover, it gives me nightmares! so? what are we waiting for? lets start out with the story!

WARNING: Spoilers ahead!

Story:

you are probably wondering: whats this movie about? where does it take place? its about a singing rooster named Chanticleer voiced by Glen Campbell, crowing every morning so that he can bring up the sun. every animal in the farm has its own job to do. but one morning, Chanticleer forgot to crow but the sun still rises! so the animals of the farm reject him wich is good news for the main Antagonist of this film: the grand duke of owls voiced by Christopher Plummer. yes. the one and only Christopher Plummer. appereantly the movie was told in story book by a little boy's mom out of nowhere. the little boy is one of the main protagonists. his name is Edmund and there is a huge storm at the farm. as the storm rages, Edmund calls for Chanticleer even though he's a character in a book. and the Grand Duke of Owls crashes into the house to turn Edmund into... a kitten? really? cant you think of something else? but luckily Chanticleer's gang of animals save Edmund from the grand duke of owls. what is the Duke's weakness you might ask? Light. what? is he a heartless? appereantly the animals are sorry for chanticleer because the sun did rise up! what...the heck? the gang of animals Pattou, the basset hound voiced by Phill Harris. Snipes, the magpie voiced by Eddie Deezen and Peepers, a mouse voiced by Sandy Duncan.

they join Edmund to find chanticleer while the rest of the gang stay at the farm to take care of the owls. and it appears that chanticleer current location is in where else? the city of Las Vegas! meanwhile, the Duke tells his henchmen to find Edmund and kill him. after the gang was being attacked by the Duke's henchmen, Edmund and the gang arrives at the city. they begin their search for Chanticleer. after a few hours, they finally find Chanticleer who now is performing as an elvis impersonator. but a female pheasant named Goldie voiced by Ellen Greene is jealous at him. the gang tries to talk to Chanticleer, but the gang is pushed around by bodyguard toads. after the duke finds out where the gang is, he sends out his nephew Hunch voiced by Charles Nelson Reilly only with sunglasses on so that he wont get hurt by Light. um... didnt the heartless from kingdom hearts need sunglasses if they hated light? meanwhile, back at the farm the flood gets stronger and stronger and the animals run out of batteries for their flashlight. wich makes it very happy for the Duke. Edmund and his gang Find Chanticleer again, but this time disguised as penguins so that they wont get spied. Edmund writes a letter made out of paper plane and throws it on the stage where Chanticleer is performing. but Chanticleer is distracted by Goldie, wich has fallen in love with eachother.

Edmund tries to talk to Goldie resulting him and the gang being captured by the bodyguard toads. the gangare now tied up and locked in a trailer. why not imprison them in a better place? while they are imprisoned, Hunch breaks in attempting to kill the gang but fails...again. meanwhile, Chanticleer and Goldie find out about the letter. Chanticleer and Goldie ride on a motorcycle and save Edmund and the gang. is it just me or did that scene reminded me alot of the motorcycle escape scene from FFVII?when they arrived at the trailer, Chanticleer unties Edmund and the gang and escape. after using a helicopter to go back to the farm, Chanticleer tries to crow, but is out of energy. the Duke strangles Edmund by his magic breath. and somehow the Duke transforms into a tornado. but luckily Chanticleer releases all of his energy and crows to make the sun rise. somehow the sun turns the Duke tiny. Edmund turns back into human and it turns out that the whole thing was just a dream. and then we get a moment stolen from the wizard of oz. Edmund takes one more look into the book and enters Chanticleer's world once again. only to see that everything is fine and normal. The end.

bottomline is: this movie is freaking terrible! its weird, it makes no sense, Edmund's Voice is annoying and its just anti climactic. i gotta say, the animation of this movie is ok, but. its just the storyline that drives me insane. some of the songs are good, but most of them are bad. voice acting is mediocre.

look, ive reviewed this movie many times on rottentomatoes.com before i got traumatized by trolls of course.

this movie deserves a 2,5