I completed Crackdown. Yay. Well. Sorta yay. I thought the ending was weak.
ANYONE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW THE ENDING... SKIP THIS NEXT PARAGRAPH:
So. The Police orchestrated all the crimes so that the people would experience anarchy before peace. The announcer dude laughs at you. What a pile of ****. I mean seriously. Lets start with: Why would the police do that? Waste all their money on creating lots of crime and then destroying it by spending even more money on a genetically enchanced human being? When they could've just kept things crime free in the first place? Secondly... Then what? Nothing? IF they had to go with such a ridiculous ending, they could've at LEAST done it properly. For example: Howabout, right after that final cutscene, you climb to the top of the agency tower and the announcer dude is standing there. He says "Finest view in the city" but gets cut off by you kicking him the balls. Then you have an epic showdown, only it isn't too epic, because he's as light as a feather, and one of your kicks knocks him flying off the building and he falls to his death, releases tonnes of stat points which boosts all your skills to the max. You take over as head of the police force. End game. Would've been way better.
In other... Well. I guess it's gaming news, I've been addicted to this little flash game, Nanaca Crash. I'm going to tell you all about it. :D
Here's a link: http://storage.act-9.com/2005/0222/nanaca.htm (That took me ages to type out by hand, so I hope someone appreciates it)
The idea of the game is to knock that guy as far as possible with your bike. The different people you can hit on the way have different effects on you. Some will angle you, some will boost you, and one ***** completely stops you if you touch her. I hate her. Ok, so there are also these aerial boosts. Clicking on the screen when you see yourself going upwards will give you a downwards aerial boost, if you have one, and if you're going down will give you an up boost. This is to guide yourself away from the people you don't want to hit, and into the ones that you do. So you need to learn who does what.
There are also "Specials". The specials meter on the right hand side will often show a picture of one of more of the people you could possibly hit. If you hit them while they're lit, the words "SPECIAL! CLICK HERE!" appear on screen. So yeah. You click, and you get a kick ass boost. The best special, in my opinion, is the special on the girl who usually stops you completely (She's the most left one on the special bar, in a green box). One last thing, if you hit the "Through and run" girl, and then get a special while it says "Block" on the special meter, you get a special special which has a special ability, such as doubling every boost you get, or something.
My high score is 11819.44m. Try and beat it. Though if you do, I wont believe you unless you provide a screenshot!!!
Just when I was thinking I'll quit Gears in favour of the Halo 3 beta and Shadowrun... Along comes the announcement of "Annex". Annex is a new Gears of War gametype which will be included with the patch coming soon (Scheduled for April 9th, this monday, but subject to change).
Annex is a break away from the traditional Gears gametypes we're currently playing, for several reasons. I'll address the most drastic right now:
RESPAWNS WTF!?
Yup, Annex is going to have Respawns. Infinite respawns. Cool, eh? Maybe. It'll be interesting, at any rate.
So. The purpose of Annex is somewhat like a King of the Hill or Territories gametype. You and your team will be charged with capturing and controlling one or more areas on the map, depending on map. To take over a territory, you must be within it's boundaries for long enough. The exact time it takes to take control depends on how many of your team are there. If it's just you, sitting there, it will take 8 seconds. If all 4 of your team are in the area, it will only take one second.
Once you have control of an area, you may leave it, but you mustn't let it fall into enemy hands. What territories you control and for how long will determine how many points your team has, (It's a points based gametype) and whoever has the most points at the end of the round, or reaches a certain point limit, will win! Simple! At least... I THINK that's what it is. I guess we'll see, hopefully on Monday.
Happy Gaming, I'll update again sometime soon!
Nab's thought: Why wont Crackdown give me that shotputting achievement!?!
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