House has gotten so cliche and predictable, they never change the formula. With the new episodes I can tell exactly when the patient is going to do a "we finished this conversation/test I will now take a turn for the worse by spitting blood or something while dramatic music plays and then the commercials will start" moment.Darth_Tyrev

You can tell when they get better half way through as well. "Well, obviously something is about to go wrong seeing as there's 20 minutes left... oh, there it is. A seizure. Maybe it's lupus?"

one thing is definite, you can't be friends with your ex.crazychris

I'm perfectly good friends with me ex. :|

[QUOTE="Ninja-Vox"]Is a second thread really necessary? Is there not enough spam here as it is?Wolf-avatar

This is fun.

If you enjoy stuff like this fine, but keep it to one thread. There's absolutely no need to make another when there's an active one right there on the front page. It's just like the old roll calls; a minority of people actually enjoyed them and used them yet everybody else had to put up with them being made every two hours.

[QUOTE="domatron23"]

Yeah relationships take alot of work from both sides.

By the way Marisa have you given birth yet?

_Marisa_

All the best. :)

You have to work on it to begin with. Force yourself to make conversation, to hang out and be normal with each other as opposed to all tense and awkward. Once you get over that it's just like being friends with anyone else; it comes naturally and doesn't really take any effort.

:)

I've been sick, but i had a 10 year run of no vomitting ruined last year. Stupid illness! :P

Anyone watch how i met your mother? "Vomit free since '93!"

Next time, dont write her a note, speak to her yourself, as follows:

"Hi, my name is *DJ SCRATCH*(your name)." The laydeez love that...

Next, ask her how she is, only in a cool way like "wassup baby?" Calling her baby will instill a sense of security in you.

Now relate to her. If she discusses school, say something like "yes that must be hard for you, being a girl." She'll appreciate you undermining her intelligence and being sexist.... NOT!

That's where you say "NOT!" She'll get it and love how you toyed with her for a bit. Now just mention something cool; like soulja boy. Ask her if you can superman that ho. She'll be honoured at how forthcoming you are.

Works every time. Just be sure to buy her a valentines gift to break the ice; like a cake, or an axe.