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#1 Paper_Knife
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Find the pregnant girl and punch her baby. It's worth massive street cred.monkeymoose5000

good call... yeah do that.

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#2 Paper_Knife
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that doesnt count as losing your virginity or does it.... hmmmm... i wonder.

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#3 Paper_Knife
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umm... im thinking something racist but im not gonna say it.... lol
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in my room in california. im about to lay down and read some "eclipse"... GO VAMPIRES!!!
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#5 Paper_Knife
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[QUOTE="Paper_Knife"][QUOTE="domatron23"][QUOTE="Paper_Knife"]

on the pirates of the caribean ride at disneyland.

we were planning it before we went to disneyland. she wore a skirt of course.it wasnt long. only like 10 seconds. we didnt want to get caught.

TheHimura

You had sex in ten seconds? Damn man.

i didnt Have sex in 10 seconds. i had sex FOR 10 seconds. foreplay was a bit longer. it was dark man.

Do girls tease you and call you the "Two Pump Chump" ever?

i didnt finish. we just had a quik go. just to say we had sex on the ride.

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#6 Paper_Knife
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i saw a dead guy who got smash by a train. my dad owns a funeral home.
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[QUOTE="Paper_Knife"]

on the pirates of the caribean ride at disneyland.

we were planning it before we went to disneyland. she wore a skirt of course.it wasnt long. only like 10 seconds. we didnt want to get caught.

domatron23

You had sex in ten seconds? Damn man.

i didnt Have sex in 10 seconds. i had sex FOR 10 seconds. foreplay was a bit longer. it was dark man.

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on the pirates of the caribean ride at disneyland.

we were planning it before we went to disneyland. she wore a skirt of course.it wasnt long. only like 10 seconds. we didnt want to get caught.

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#9 Paper_Knife
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TC every Gamespot user has no life.

zombieman666

NOT TRUE!...

i dont even play video games anymore... its been like 30 sumthing days. im online for like 40 min a day(in the forrums) in off-topic because there is some enlightening/funny stuff. and it is a habit to go on gamespot while talking to girls on myspace.

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#10 Paper_Knife
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you need to work out and get a tan... it worked for me. seriously. get a gym membership. i have a home gym.

when i was a freshman and softmore i hung out with two other "nerds". i didnt really like em. but now im gonna be a senior and im going on dates with some pretty cute chicks every few days.