If a woman tried to take you hostage or attempted to would you put your elbow to her jaw, give her areverse head-butt or bring her up for the body slam?
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I'd give her my reverse headbutt body slam followed by my babymaker (which is like a haymaker but in the ovaries).
p.s. a haymaker is a wild punch btw. That is not meant to be taken as a metaphor for rape or something stupid like that.
If not I think you should try it because it saves you a lot of time from trying to heat up water and all that poppycock. Here are some step by step instructions:
1. Pound the bag of ramen to break the noodles into manageable chunks
2. open package and pour in flavoring (i like chicken)
3. Curl up next to fire place with a good book
4. WIN
Anyway, what are some unorthodox eating choices you enjoy making from time to time?
When you see an obvious troll post do you just ignore it like a good forum member should or can you not help yourself and feel the need to comment?
For those unaware of what a troll is here's a definition (modified from Wikipedia so as to be relevant):
A troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as this forum, with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion
If it is the solution then what is the problem? If it is the problem then what is the solution? I'm trying to figure this all out and it is bothering me...
If you think about it, working 40 hours a week for 30 years is 60,000 hours (which most probab ly end up working more than this). So basically is 60,000 hours of your life plus all the pleasures involved in being able to spend money to see the world and all the finer things in it worth one leg? I say hell yes.
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