So I went to my "local" mall today, and observed some sights. Feast on my opinions with your eyes.

Foot Locker employees are god damned annoying. As soon as you walk in, they swarm you with "Hey, wazzup, is there anything I can help you with? No? OK, if you need help finding something, gimme a holler!" Just die, homie. And why do these idiots wear headbands, indoors? Oh yeah, because they want to look "cool". And of course, some of the shoes I saw were ridiculous. G Unit shoes? Why the hell would I want to wear the same shoes as Tony Yayo?

There are a lot of desperate teens out there, guys who will date any fat, disgusting, belly shirt wearing cow they can find, just so they can drape their arm around her flabby, slightly hairy shoulder and parade her around the mall like some trophy. And ladies, if you have a gut, don't wear those damn shirts that end about 2 inches below your boobies.

I swear 95 percent of all GameStop customers only visit the store so they can talk games with the clerk. Don't these people have friends, or inflatable women, they can talk to? Doug in Sales doesn't care about what you think of Phantom Brave, he just wants to get through his shift without some moron saying he owns every Dreamcast import wrestling game ever made.

Is it mandatory for every customer at Barnes and Noble to wear khaki's? Honestly, I have been in about 10 different Barnes and Noble stores, and I never see some guy in cut off jean shorts and a "PBR Me ASAP" shirt, just browsing through the latest John Grisham's.

There are more black people in Minnesota than I had previously thought. And according to the mall, all of them wear throwback jerseys and pants that sag down past their ass.

Whenever someone walks through the door at Hot Topic, an automatic rifle should go off and shoot them in the head, ending their misery. Because if you shop at Hot Topic, you are probably one bad breakup away from swollowing a bullet.

The mall always reinforces one of my strongest beliefs: It's not a crime to look

And there you have it, some of my thoughts on my local mall.

I got Raze's Hell yesterday, and it's pretty good. It's no Brute Force, but it's still pretty entertaining, and for $30, it's a great value. I haven't played any of the minigames yet, and I did play one online game (I won in a 6 player deathmatch), and it was better han I expected. Of course, anything seems great when you're winning. Overall, it's shaping up to be the kind of game I expected.

If you illegally download only one record all year, make it "The Everglow" by Mae.

In case you haven't been paying attention, I REALLY want Forza. I can't recall the last time I was so antsy about a game, and a RACING game no less! If you notice in my collection, I only own a handful of racers.

Halo 2 nights with the folks from GGD is a little too laid back and slow paced for me. I would prefer less talking between games, and more action. Pee and smoke on your own time, when you're playing Halo 2, PLAY THE GAME.

That's all I got.

But I have to wait until next Wednesday at the earliest to get it. Getting paid every 2 weeks sucks ass. I am really tempted to trade in GTA:SA, Snake Eater, Doom 3 (Collectors Edition) and possibly all 3 Ratchet and Clank games towards Forza, but that would really put a dent in my game collection.

Off EBGames.com for $29.85, using my GSC discount. I should have it on Wednesday. I am REALLY looking forward to this game, it seems like it has everything I love in games. I'm not a violent person, but I love violent games for some reason. And the whole idea of brutally murdering cute, cuddly Kewletts really appeals to my baser, animal instincts.

Family Guy didn't disappoint, which is what I expected. I was confident it would come back with a full head of steam. The usual cut aways were great once again, my personal favorite being Ralph Cramden finally punching that whore Alice. The whole episode was jamp packed with literal "laugh out loud" moments, and it certainly lived up to my expectations.

As for America Dad, it was better than a lot of stuff that's on TV, but it didn't impress me as much as the pilot episode. I felt like the Bum Fights angle could have yielded even better bits, but it was still very entertaining.

I just jumped back into Halo 2 this week, and after being REALLY discouraged over it (see one of my previous entries), I've started to like it again. I had a blast playing it last night, and even had a 20 kill, 3 death round of Team Slayer on Zanzibar. I also got invited to a party with 3 hilarious black guys (I assume they were black), who were damn fun to play with, just because of their hilarious banter.

I'm gonna hit up every store in Austin tommorrow for a copy of Raze's Hell. Although I'm not confident any place will have it, hell, GameStop didn't even get any copies in.

Oooow, oh yeah! Kick it!

Uhhh, uhhh, uhhhhhhhh

Wiggy wiggy wiggy, wha wha wha!

Slap it, slip it, slip it, slap it

Shake it, shake it, shake it like it's a fussy toddler

Oh yeah, oh yeah, work it, work it

Yes, yes, no, no, yes yes, no no

Uh, yeah, uh yeah

Bounce, bounce, bounce like Sonny bounced off that tree in Taho

Break, break it low, break, break, break it slow

Uhh, uhhh, yeahhh, yeahhhh

Cut it, cut it up son'

Work, work it good, put it in

Now crash this pad, crash like Lady Di son'

Copeland-In Motion

Copeland is really hard to define, since they throw so many different styles and instruments at you, all in the same album. In Motion is now different, as they put together tracks that sound a lot like stuff from Queen, Coldplay, and your typical punk-pop band. But you won't be hearing any of these songs on the radio, because this isn't an album for everybody. The opening track, No One Really Wins, features a catchy hook, great drum progressions, and even some nice dance style back tracking thrown in. However, the standout tracks, "Sleep" and "Love is a Fast Song" sound nothing like the opener. "Sleep" features an excellent piano piece, accompanied with some pretty catchy, though not irritating, lyrics. The melodic guitar and drum kicks thrown in also add a lot to it's dreamy feel. If you couldn't tell by now, I suck at reviewing music, so just take my word for it and check this record out.

VonSammon
Ryan Saotome
GayCube
John Cena
That Gunnar kid from elementary school
Tony Hull
Brett Favre
Dan "The Common Man" Cole
Paris Hilton
Carmen Electra
Ty Pennington
Merril Hoge
Doug Moore
Lee Alessi
Netherscourge
Brutal_Impact
Gideon Yago
The mod who deleted my entry about whiping my pooper
Najeh Davenport
Morten Anderson
Gary Anderson
Chris Dishman
Brock Berlin
Michael Powell
Sarah Vowell
The Coors Light Twins
Andrew Rona
Mr. Eek
Jeff Schleiff
Gary Tashima
George W. Bush
John Kerry
Jimmy Kimmell
John Kruk
Danny Pintauro
Elton John
Bono
Sean Penn
Russell Crowe
Colin Ferrell
Warren Moon
Good Charlotte
Jonathan Coachman
Michael Cole
Spike Dudley
Ozzy Osborne
Travis Barker
Fred Durst
Eric Perkins
The 3 guys from Black Eyed Peas
Verne Troyer
Carson Daly
Stephan A Smith
Aaron Carter
Nick Carter
Justin Timberlake
Kevin McHale
Osama Bin Laden
Kim Jong Il
Tom Lica
Bill Cosby
Ashton Kutcher
Chad Michael Murray
Sway from MTV
Moby
Mike Martz
Lou Piniella
Randy Johnson
That guy from the Midwest Wireless commercials
Kobe Bryant
Mario Cantone
Ellen Degeneres
Roseanne
Andy Roddick
Glenn Humplik
Adam Brody
Adrian Brody
Ahman Green
P Diddy
Karamo the Homo from The Real World
Hector Carrasco
Pat Mahomes
Ryan Seacrest
Bob Wells
George Lucas
Don West
Larry Zybysko
John Laurentis

I got some stuff to say, so drop your pants, raise your middle finger, and listen up, slapnuts!

That 5 year old girl who got handcuffed got off light. If America was a REAL country, that girl would have gotten 5 across the eyes with a ruler a long time ago. If I was the principle, and that little brat bit me, I would lock that brat up in the janitor's closet, and give her nothing to drink but paint thinner and varnish.

I was thinking of doing a cheap knock off of Robert's comics, with my first release being about how much of a whore Paris Hilton is.

VonSammon from these forums is a crybaby.

Looking back on it, Pokemon Snap for the N64 was a damn fine game.

Isn't funny how I get banned for commenting on racial profiling, yet, a moderator can get away with providing people links to pirated television shows? Funny how the forums work that way.

Greg Kasavin kinda looks like Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane.



Alex Navarro kinda looks like my uncle, Peepin' Jimmy.

I flushed 6 bucks down the drain today on 2 maps for one of the most frustrating, anger inducing games of all time, Halo 2. The new update, which makes the SMG about as powerful as a mosquito bite and the grenade way too powerful, has all but ruined CTF games, especially on the new Warlock map (which sucks, by the way). If I wasn't so patient, I would have shattered my XBL headset into 46 pieces, and snapped my Halo 2 game disc in half.